Sorry it took so long... I've had a lot of work... between school, sports and other stories... But Im back! Go see my other stories though... please!

Oh! And I think I'm going to change my name to Mrs. Sirius Black-thats me...

IMPORTANT….

In the REVIEWS… only the TWINS REPLIES…

Normal writing is Fred

Bold writing is George

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Hi Fred AND George or George AND Fred (whichever you prefer).

I love twins and actually have best friends who are identical twins as well. They hate always being grouped together as well. I am ready and willing to sign your petition for fanfiction and hope that we see some action. I think the stories with you two and Hermione are quite funny. I know. I know. Y'all would never do that but it doesn't mean it's not funny to read. I actually like the stories with Katie, Angelina OR Alicia best. Good luck with your store and please try to leave Ron in one piece when you finish testing your products.
-snapehermionelover

HEY Snapehermionelover

Hee hee hee…you best hope Hermione don't see your name…you might get an unexpected visitor! Although you should expect her to come if she sees that name…so WE WARNED YOU! We know how your friends feel…it's crummy…and annoying! So glad that you will sign our petition…maybe we'll get name rights after all! The stories with us and Hermione have got to be funny…We're so different…Her and us that is…not Gred and I! No not Forge and I…we're twins! Katie will be happy to hear that you approve of us! Yea my girl Marcia is still kind of upset…but I assured her I love her and only her…I'm Sure you did buddy! WELL, we should be fine at the store…hopefully Verity hasn't destroyed the place:) I'm sure she didn't! Drop on in if you're ever in Diagon Alley! Just make sure Hermione isn't there…She's been stopping by to make sure we aren't doing anything illegal. Bless her soul…Maybe now that she's with Sirius she'll come around. Well…better go check on Ron…He HAS been out cold for a while now…I wonder when the affects will wear off? Thanks again for signing the petition…we'll add your name!

Love always - Fred AND George Weasley!

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HEY! I'll sign your petition!
-killing u with umbrellas

HEY Killing you with umbrellas…thanks for signing…we'll add your name! And your name gives me a great idea for a product…hmmm…best go tell George!

Love always – Fred Weasley:)

Dear Killing u with umbrellas….LOVE the name…a great invention comes to mind. I'm glad you agree with us on our name issue! I'll add your name to the list! Thanks! – George Weasley

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Hi guys…I would SO sign that petition if it meant that you two would come visit me! I LOVE YOU GUYS! Go Gred and Forge!

-Slytherin's Mudblood

Dear Slytherin's (muggleborn)

How can you call yourself that? My mum would hurt me if I wrote that down…I guess you're proud to be a mugglenborn! Or not proud…confusing actually…hmmm…I bet it was a shocker when Slytherins discovered one of their own was muggleborn! Ha ha ha! I'll add your name to the petition..thank you! We'll have to book a date to come over…we're kind of busy….We'll come up with a date though, don't worry!

Love you too…(although not as much as My Marcia ;) Gred

Dear Slytherin's Mudblood…:( Don't tell my mum I wrote that! That must have ticked the Slytherins off…hmm…Well…I'm glad you want to sign our petition! That makes me so happy! I could scream! Jokes…jokes…so…I don't know what day we can come…but we'll find time! I love you too…GO YOU! Forge

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i'll sign the pettition! YAY! – Asterisk Truly

Dear Asterisk Truly…THANK YOU! Fred :D

YAY!-George Weasley

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Hey Fred and George!

i would so sign that pettition i've gotten angry at fan fic many a time because of that... oh yea what do the think of the oc caracters who come out of nowhere? or cross overs from other stories how about 'em
Chill-C

Dear Chill-C

Cool name:D We've gotten mad at them too! A fellow angry person! Woo hoo! The oc's….other characters right? Some are ok…like the REALLY HOT exchange students that always seem to be attracted to us! Yep…I mean, there's nothing better then reading a story about you and some made up person sha-…I mean…I LOVE YOU KATIE! Ahem…Cross overs…yea, I haven't really read any…I've heard of some though…Buffy the Vampire Slayer…they could come slay…who was it Luna said…OH…Minister…Scrimigeor! Yea…ha ha ha…Is Buffy a hot Vampire Slayer? Ha ha…just kidding Kat…really! I got to go, Thanks for signing the petition!

Fred Weasley :( KATIE COME BACK!

Hey Chill C.

Crossovers? What are crossovers? Hold on...I'll ask Hermione… … … … … … Other stories mixed with ours? Hmmm…I dunno…sounds weird…how is that possible? That's like…a parallel universe…COOL! They sound neat! Other Characters are ok sometimes…I mean certain ones are weird…like a mysterious older Weasley sister who graduated the same year Bill started school…but the one like…You-know-Poo..I mean who… his daughter who comes back and kills him…they're ok sometimes, except they always go for Harry…what about a sweet, INOSCENT Twin? Hmm? Well…thanks for signing the petition…

An angry twin - George!

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I totally agree on the petition. I hate it when people lump twins together. it's very annoying.(I have twin friends) PRANKING ROX! (especially on certain people like my science teacher. he's like snape! He favors HIS advisees and my advisor is just like McGonogall. very scary when those 2 argue.)

Dark-Independent-Girl-101

Dear Dark-Independent-Girl-101

Thank you for agreeing on our petition…it really sucks when they lump us together! I feel bad for you…having a teacher like Snape…yuck! Maybe we can get you a few pranks to use on him:P We just got a really good idea of an umbrella! Yup…We'll add your name to the list! Thanks!

Sincerely – George

Go PRANKS!

Wow…I didn't think someone could match SNAPE! SCARY! Well I suppose it is possible…does your teacher bathe regularly? If not I think Snape might be teaching there! Warn your headmaster/mistress… He might try to kill them…the Scumbag! A McGonagall figure… I can imagine how scary that would be…although I think she likes George and me…either that or she's sort of given up…hmmm….we'll see! Thanks for signing… Frederick!

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Where do I sign:D I love the twins! - Sam's Firefly

Dear Sam's Firefly…We love you too…sign below! - Fred & George

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Dear Fred and George…

You're lucky I even have time to write with my busy quiditch career…Famous Keeper you know! Well… I heard from a friend that you two posted a story or letter or something like that…and that you had a petition going around…I wasn't expecting you two to start complaining…you ARE Fred and George…and everyones just thought of you as them… I completely understand where you are coming from…although I am not a twin…as you know. As a friend…I will gladly sign your petition…And next time we get together…(I have a break next month if you're free) Remind me to hurt Fred for his little…comment…anyways…got to fly…LITERALLY! We have a game against the Canons this weekend….practice, practice, practice!

Talk to you later,

Oliver Wood

OLLY! Olive!

HEY! How's the quidditch career going? Are you still ugly…jokes, jokes…Glad you can sign the petition for us…We'll really have girls signing it now just so that they can say they signed the same thing…As world famous quidditch hunk…Oliver Wood! Thanks buddy! OWL us exact dates and we can get together… Maybe you can bring that new girlfriend of yours…And we can bring Katie, And Marcia! Hey! You gonna get your friends tickets to that game? Friends? You mean Friend! He wants to hurt you! Oh yea…Well Olly…we'll let you get back to your busy life…Don't forget us little people…Oh…and are you still mentioning us and Weasley Wizard Wheezes whenever you can…The publicity really helps!

Bye! Happy Flying…George and Fred!

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Hahahahahaha! I absolutely love you! Glad to see what Fred thinks of fanfiction. As well as what George thinks. See? I wrote them as two individuals? Happy? xP I'll totally sign their petition. And I get what you guys are saying about how you aren't ever really noted as two separate people. But it's kind of hard, though, considering the fact that your personalities are pretty much the same. But in some stories I have seen, sometimes only Fred or only George are the main character, and the other twin is just thrown in sometimes. Those are pretty interesting, because it shows how they are sort of different in some ways. Also, some people I have seen enjoy Hermione/Fred but not Hermione/George, or vice versa. So, there are at least SOME people out there that don't consider you just "The Weasley Twins". Ron's reaction to him and Ginny pairings was just funny as hell! And your Twincest speech was pretty amusing too...! Too bad I enjoy both RonGinny and FredGeorge stories... guilty pleasure...? Don't judge me! LOL! Oh, and yes, I think it's time people start saying "George and Fred". Not the same ring as "Fred and George", but George deserves a chance in the limelight - is it just me, or does Fred get all the good lines in the book? Just something I noticed.

Mistress of Craziness

Dearest Mistress of Craziness…

I think we would all get along quite well! Yes…Love the name! We both seem to be masters as well! So! You really love us? We love you too! And thank you for putting us as individuals! That was really nice of you…Even though we are replying…as one…it is easier. Much easier…and we both have dates tonight… so it saves time! Anyways…We aren't THAT similar…Just because we finish eachothers sentences… Doesn't mean… we are the same…Anywho…Glad we have support out there! You need support in this crazy mixed up world! Yep! Glad you like it when we freak out Roniekins…It's so easy to do…I mean honestly… All we have to do is mention Ron and Ginny shagging, And Ron almost barfs…he did make it to the bathroom by the way… In case you're wondering… See…he would barf…Ginny would hex us into obliviation! And back! Yea…So you liked our speech… Please abide by it. Ooh… big word Freddy…Do you know what it means? Nope not really…but I've heard Hermione, Remus, Mum, and Percy use it so it must mean something like that… Yea…well…don't worry…we aren't the type to judge people… Unless you're a Slytherin… or a Malfoy… or a Snape… Or pretty much any one else we don't like… and we like you…so your safe. Glad to hear you support me! I mean it has ALWAYS been, FRED AND GEORGE, FRED WEASLEY, FRED and his BROTHER/Twin, FRED/GEORGE W….Why can't I come first! Because I'm older and it sounds better! And you do always get the good lines! That's because I say them! If you started saying good lines, then you would have good lines…but you don't say good lines…so they aren't good…Are they? Well…no I guess not…But still. BLOODY HELL look at the time! Well time to wrap this review up…I have a date…As do I…NOT with eachother… and it is NOT a double date… Oh and if we get married…we wouldn't want a double wedding…To anyone who's wondering! Thanks for the review! We'll add your name to the list!

Fr-GEORGE and FRED Weasley:P

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hey guys1111 so…nice letter…verity told me about this sight, and the letter you wrote…so you'll have to show me all the stories after. i hope everything is going well on your trip. hermione hasn't hurt you yet has she/ i completely agree with you, it's about time you were reckonized as individuals…i'll sign the petition thingy for you1 so… people out there write stories about you two doing it. that's pretty funny. and three ways between you and hermione…ha ha…the poor girl. i think you and snape are funny together. too bad we didn't see this before…we could have taunted him with it when we were at school. too bad11 anyways…i should probably go…say hi to the girls for me11 your friend1, lee

Hey Lee!

We have to teach you how to use a keyboard I think…I'm gonna guess that the 1's are supposed to be !'s. And the / is supposed to be a ? …am I right? You have to hold the button down that says Shift…you can't just push the button…nice try though! You aren't getting to read any stories…unless we show them to you…so we won't teach you! Of course you'll sign the petition for us…your our best friend! You know what else is pretty funny…Three-ways between you and us! Yep…hilarious! I've also seen some of you and McGonagall… I wonder what she would think of those:D Say Hi to Verity!

Later-Fred

HEY HEY!

Great try with the ?'s and !'s…maybe next time you'll get them! Anywho… I think the pairings of you and snape are more funny then us and Snape… we could have suggested them to him. So! How are you and Verity doing anyways? They're going out to anyone who's wondering! So… joke shop still in one piece? Why would we show you how to read fics…when you can just go and read made up stuff about us then rub it in our face? We will definitely show you some ones regarding you!

Talk to ya! George

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I like Fred better he's awsome! no offense George. Also I would be glad to sign your petition. Also tell Harry to read 'I Want Out' Bella/ Harry fic, it'll make him scream! Also, if you see Remus anytime soon, tell him I said that he's the cutest sweetest Marauder ever!

-Serenity Lucifer

Dear Serenity Lucifer…

Thank you…George is off in the corner sulking… I think your great though :D! HARRY and LESTRANG! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! EWWWWWW! Ahem…anyways… I'll definitely tell him… although he might try to hex me…hmm. And you want me to tell Remus that he's CUTE? I'll umm… I'll show him this review instead… those words will NOT be coming out of my mouth…although I guess they kinda just did…hmmm… Anyways… I'll talk to you later… thanks for signing! – Fred

P.S. George won't be replying!

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Dear Fred AND George,

This is IceAngel and I totally agree with what you wrote here today. I also do not like it when you two are combined because then it just doesn't bring out the humor of what you BOTH do separately and together as pranks and such. I also agree with you that having you two as gay and with your sister is just wrong... ew ... bad mental image there... Oh there is this one story where i think it is Fred, yes Fred that is dating Angelina and George dates this muggle girl named Dakota who is Harry's neighbor who saves his life by letting him stay at her house, but anyways I would love to sign your petition. Oh love the way you treat your brother hehee... I do that to mine also.. Anyways hope to have a review from you soon

bye Fred

bye George

Sincerely,

IceAngel89 (Holly)

Dear IceAngel…Holly… Glad you can sign the petition! Dakota? Dakota's a nice name… ha ha.. only kidding Marcia dear… Marcia is a much better name! Ha ha… honest! You torment your brother too? Isn't it fun! I love it! Lot's of fun! Yep… fun times… sigh… it sucks though when mum finds out… defiantly have to watch when that happens! Exactly though… us and Ginny! TERRIBLE…..Thanks for reviewing! See ya!

George

Dear Holly.

Angelina nad I went out a bit in the past… but I'mm al with Katie now! She's my life! I'm glad others out there torment their brothers too! I hope you don't mind me asking…what was the best prank you ever pulled on him? Ours was probably when we turned Rons teddy into a spider…although bringing up Him and Ginny pairings works well too! Thanks for signing the petition!

Luv you hun!

Fred

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I can't believe I'm reviewing to one of these things again, but honestly, someone has to put you in your place. Like really! Who cares who you're really paired with? Don't deny we all know that you guys are incest, or what ever you call yourself, twincest! Like wtf is up with the whole Gred and Forge crap? Did you forget your own names? And you guys aren't taken as individuals because you're lame; no one cares who's really Fred and who's George. You both are worthless crap. And I don't care how u reply to this, take a guess where u can stick that reply. Oh and tell Pithead that he didn't catch me… Grangers reply was a nice try… but I was gone before Pothead showed up!

On the Run – Draco Mafloy

MALFOY! Ok… a few things…

First of all… what kind of retard spells there own name wrong? And your talking smack, who the heck says we're gay, when we all know you have secret fantasies about Harry Potter. I think… and I agree… that you should go bury yourself alive, better yet we'll help you. And why don't you do us a favor and shove your reply up your arse. We both know your doing it to get attention, most likely from Harry. The poor soul… he's had enough torture in his life… don't keep doing it! Honestly…isn't Crabbe and Goyle satisfying you these days? Heheh. Now… Harry might have missed last time… but you read our review didn't you? Go look out your window…right about… … … … NOW!

Later sucker! We'll come visit you in Azkaban!
Sincerely
Fred and george.

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Fred and George,

The name thing has always bothered me too! I think Fred comes first because F comes before G in the alphabet. Anyway I would sign the petition.

jayne-ron-leo

Thanks for signing Jayne-ron-leo…. You don't like my little bro do you? Is that why his name's in yours? Fred's name may come first…but mine sounds better! – George!

Dear jayne-ron-leo… hmmm, why is Ron's name in yours? I come first cause I'm more important! So there! That's settled… glad you can sign the petition…I'll add your name!

Sincerely – Fred Weasley

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Hey Fred Weasley AND George Weasley, I must agree, the whole incest and twincest thing is sickening. Also I whole heartedly agree that you two should be put as Fred Weasley AND George Weasley, instead of Fred/George W. Oh and George, I went to go look for your name, but I couldn't find it in "G" and when I found Fred/George W. I was appalled. They could have put George/Fred W. But they didn't, they should just put you both differently. Say Hi to the Marauders for me please? Oh and do Ron a favour and find him a girl. Hehehe. Thanks for reading. Bye waves

-Brown-EyedGoddess

Hiya Brown-Eyed Godess….I'm not gonna put the other stuff…I dunno if it'll even work… all the stars and squiggles… hmm.. anywho… Thank you for agreeing…I'll sign your name. We are TWO different people… doesn't the person who designed this site know that! He must have been on crack…huh… just like Malfoy! I'll say Hi to the Marauder Saints! Oh…and as for Roniekins… I think he has his eye on some girl who used to go to school with Gin but I'm not sure…once he comes around…he kinda passed out after our last experiment…I'll see what I can do… Waves back!

George!

Brown-eyed Goddess…

Thank you for reviewing! Twincest and incest is DEFINATLEY sickening… although incest can be funny if it's not happening to us… cough…Ron..cough…Ginny… cough! I'll see what I can do about Ron… although that will be a trial….and I'll say hi to Sirius, James, and Lupin for you! Waves

Thanks for signing! Luv you

Fred!

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This is Mrs. Stella Malfoy signing Fred/George W's petition to become Fred Weasley and George Weasley. I totally agree with them; they are two different people and therefore deserved to be treated as such! But I love them, so whatever!

Mrs. Stella Malfoy

You're a Malfoy? But you love us? We're Weasleys… I'm confused… Thank you… I think… but if you talk to Malfoy… tell him to turn himself in now! We don't want anyone else getting hurt…just him!

Thanks for signing…

Fred

A Malfoy? Love us? HA! Now THAT'S Funny…Thanks for signing the petition though… I guess if the Black family can have decent relatives then the Malfoys can too. Thanks again… and tell Ferret boy to get his arse down to the ministry!

George

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Mr. and Mr. Weasley. Ahem….

Do u honestly think anyone will read your silly story, no one cares what you think. I barely skimmed through it. You guys are incompetent losers; you run a joke shop and dropped out of school. You faked the real reason. Said that I was the problem when everyone knows you couldn't finish it. It's too intelligent for someone with your brainpower. Share a brain do you? If u had stayed longer u would have never survived. Ahem, And as for getting your little friend Lee to continue on with your dirty work. Has he showed you his hand? Which reminds me… are the 'I will behave' scars mending yet on your hand? Ahem… I would watch that joke shop of yours… if you even think about doing anything illegal I'll make sure to stop it. Now… hate me all you want… you cant do anything, I'm part of the ministry, so ha! Ahem… and I'm sure your brother Percy agrees with me. He'll bend over backwards for ministry officials you know.

Sincerely The Greatest Umbridge

Dear Toad face… AKA… The Greatest LOSER Umbridge…

AHEM Do you AHEM seriously think AHEM you scare us? AHEM… Lots of people read our letter!AHEM.. it's a letter don't you know that? AHEM We started our own business…and have sold more items… and made more AHEM money then you have…AHEM And we're incompetent losers? AHEM AHEM… You know the amazing thing George? AHEM What? Umbridge knows how to read? You'd think after all the AHEM reading she made us do… she AHEM Didn't know how to do it herself! AHAEM. If you had read our letter… you would have seen that we in fact do not share a brain. AHEM… we each have separate onesAHEM… and I could fit about ten… HUNDRED… of your brains inside half of mine. AHEM The scars? What scars? Hermione took care of them for us… Harry's too! ILLEGAL? Why would we do something AHEM illegal :D:D AHEM Toady-toad works for the ministry of Magic George… Awwwwwww, who knew they let baboons and toads work there. Well AHEM.. Percy works there so they must. Percy will come around Umbridge… until then… AHEM he's still a tard. AHEM! By the way… do you need a cough drop? AHEM!

Hope you never ever AHEM write us again… AHEM

Fred and AHEM George Weasley…

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Thanks to EVERYONE who said they would sign the petition…

I didn't expect this much!

Thank you!

Ooh…and no matter what Hermione says…

Her and Sirius are hitting it off…

Pretty darn well!

PETITION TO REPLACE Fred/George W.

We would like to replace Fred/George W. with TWO separate names :

Fred Weasley…. AND ….. George Weasley!

Please sign below!

Frederick Weasley

George Weasley

Snapehermionelover

killing u with umbrellas

Slytherin's Mudblood

Asterisk Truly

Chill-C

Dark-Independent-Girl-101

Sam's Firefly

Oliver Wood

Mistress of Craziness

XXChristinePotterXx

Serenity Lucifer

IceAngel89 (Holly)

jayne-ron-leo

-Brown-EyedGoddess

stag-star

Mrs. Stella Malfoy

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Go see my other stories… I just posted a one shot with Sirius…

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THANKS to EVERYONE who reviewed… between the list… I'm not putting reviewers up… pretty much if you reviewed your on the list of names… One BIG thank you though to ErikandChristine…. She wrote Fred and George as if she were Draco Malfoy… and Umbridge… I changed it a bit… but the main bit is hers! So THANK YOU!