The Bonds Of Friends And Family-Stargate SG-1 Season 2
Disclaimers: I don't own stargate, the story belongs to me, everything else belongs to the movie company and the writers.
Chapter 50: The Truth Comes Out I: Time-line Recap I
"Real or not, this is going to be a long 25 years together kids, so we clone them and then in the 80's, you take over okay guys, because season 7 now. That is the big one for us, and that's, before we do the movies baby." he said to her and she nodded. "Season 12 is the big one, as this is going through 2 seasons, as Origins gets replaced by by the first chapter to that alternate reality book set here, but Stargate Rebellion." she said in response to that.
"Rebellion is the year before the movie as they all realize this, so saying their thoughts aloud here now, is 'what if the treaty is just a ruse, and we all had enough of this, time to blow it, the treaty is done.'. As this turns into a psychosis for our age group as we're monitoring the NID, for any levels of schizo effective to schizophrenia and then it hits in the movie and starts there." he said and the younger cast nodded to him gently at that news.
"I'm 1985, John, but Daniel can hold my place till I'm ready." Shanks said and he nodded in agreement. "Aside from that, we know what we're doing but anyone wants to piss off a medical doctor, you're going about it the right way right now, but mess with our families. And you're ending up on the operating table and we mean every word of that, as our characters do everything in the medical department." Freeman said to that and they nodded to him.
"After seeing you lose your temper with the little bugger that's bad enough already Morgan, but this is too much right now." Sutherland said to him. "Too late and this time you're not you're alter ego, you're playing one of my department and we all know what happens when we got a virus like this running loose. But how many times, I mean just how many times have we said that if you hear a key word, stay longer to investigate?" he asked and they all nodded.
"I'd say a few hundred times here, and the fact these imbeciles never listen to genius is the reason they're on the hot-seat here at the moment, again." Saxon said in response and he nodded. "Yeah I'd say you pissed off our fathers, you lame brains, because you toed the line one too many times here now. And they're ready to put you in traction at the moment." Sam said and their 'father's and 'uncle' all nodded sternly in agreement to that remark.
"Yeah that's plenty alright, but once again, what makes you think I would ever listen to you as well Major, Colonel?" Sutherland asked and they both paled at that. "If you really think that, you really have lost your minds, but you did this to yourselves and you're getting what's coming to you right now." he said and they nodded. "Well with that explanation, there's no wonder in why they lost their minds, but with us doing a prequel show here now in this."
"I knew what I signed up for, when you told us this, but that's me 14 years prior to making my tv show." Stewart said to them and they nodded. "Yeah, but Bill is only 3 we're 8, nearing 10." Daniel said and he nodded. "I know and Billy is going to want to do it a third time to get it right finally here. So with that, it's time, he's been out of the picture since the Traveler's last appearance here, and with it, before Michael switched shows and Colm with him."
"But again, this gives him a chance to see me and the sextet, along with Colm and Whoopi again finally, he contacted me just last week here now in this. Saying he missed being with us, but this gives a perfect reason for a cast reunion, so them and Denise should work, but them, Diana and Colm now. He was no longer a guest star, he was part of the extended cast like Teryl and Tony and Carmen were for your show here, so we got a cast/crew reunion here now."
"You better get the rest of my own crew up here, so we can discuss this, not just the sextet, but Billy, Diana, Denise, Colm, and Whoopi, because the program just had another reset here right now." Stewart said and several flashes lit up the room as the said actors appeared and they all smiled. "Hey Patrick, guys, Gates, Marina, good to see you guys again." Denise Crosby said to them smiling and he hugged her and as his female counterpart smiled at them gently.
"Had to do another reset, because they just tried it twice, Patrick?" Gates McFadden asked him and he nodded. "Yeah, but a fast case of understated comments over the movie just came back into play, I decided we needed to have a fast talk to fix where the stunts in season one over did it here. Before we fix that for the second run around guys, honey." he said to her and she nodded, just as she was answering, she heard a surprised remark of shock then.
"But then..., Billy, what are you doing here?" Johnathan Frakes asked him smiling and he grinned. "Looks they recalled me here, and with me Colm for this, John, good to see you again." he said and the sextet smiled as they exchanged hugs with him then. "Yeah you too kiddo, it's great to see you again." Levar Burton said smiling as he looked at his young counterpart smiling as the woman playing Guinan also smiled as she too hugged him then.
"Four years give or take and the movies were up to 2.5 years here since you left, and we're no where near done here." Gates said to him and he nodded. "Yeah, and I've been a bit busy since I left right now, but let me guess, cast reunion here right now?" he asked and Stewart nodded to him. "You're one of the cast, Billy, you always were, it's good to see you again, son." he said and Wheaton smiled as he gave him a hug and he tightened his arms around then.
"Missed you too, Patrick, it's good to see you guys, saw the last two movies, since I left, I get your reaction in the last one, you never quite got over it yet." he said and Stewart nodded to him. "Whoever not quite gotten the message doesn't get you know us better then we know ourselves after 7 years together, kiddo." Levar said to him smiling and he nodded to that. "Yeah and whatever was put in there got exchanged for I'm on sabbatical." he said and they nodded.
"Till you come home and we're back together after that." Frakes said smiling and he nodded. "Alright wise guy, what happened this time, you look like you're still in recovery from the game?" Colm Meaney asked, looking at his teenage counterpart. "In this case that's the literal truth, we're still on hiatus, we're at at Starbase 67, she tried it again with me, to get said headset out." he said and they nodded to the news. "Never works." Frakes said, bemused then firmly.
"In your case, with you guys on autopilot, it's now a case of you know what I'm like after I get over worked, take dealing with Soong and his hijacking Brent for instance?" he asked and they nodded. "Yeah and that only pissed me off further, the knack is still ongoing and we're not having you over doing it to get us out of the situations we get ourselves into here." Marina Sirtis said to him gently. "When you're my guardians for that year." he said and the sextet all nodded.
"Didn't get the message pal, when Gates left for said season, we put in there that Billy, Wes now, chose to stay with us, as the bond was already in place now. Before Whoopi joined the cast next, and we now had seven of us, plus Diane involved in his care, and Colm here was a close friend of his, that our bond. As his mentors was now firmly in place, and we were taking being his guardians seriously that entire season." Frake said to that remark and John swallowed hard.
"Hey Whoopi, long time." Daniel said smiling and she smiled gently. "Yeah you too Daniel, so what's this about?" she asked and he said it gently. "They tried to sabotage us a second time here and I caught them just in time, so we're doing a final reset to fix the areas that caused a repeater on your show." he said and she nodded. "Well here we go again, hey baby, good to see you again." she said and her young counterpart smiled and gave her a hug at that.
"You got it right, we caught it just in time, and they got nailed in the first 48 hours, but Oma was screwing with our decision here. We fixed that mistake and we got it worked." Sam said to him and he nodded to the news sternly. "Well this time, let's make sure no one is screwing with it this time, so whatever she tries, we counteract it this time." Frakes said and Marina Sirtis, Brent Spiner and Colm Meaney nodded in agreement to that sternly at that remark then.
"Yeah I agree with that right now, in this case, but this is too much." she said and he nodded to that, as they heard a mew in response. "I hate those transporter beams, because the added side effect has my fur sticking up, and I'm also freezing here." Jenny read out and started laughing. "Looks like when we got you, we also got the cat." Sam said as she started laughing as they all looked down to see Spot's double sitting there, bemused.
As Daniel crouched in front of him and he pushed his head into Daniel's hand, purring and he gently ran his hand through his fur gently. "Yeah like your own pretend kitten, you know I'm also a cat person don't you, boy." he said and he nodded. "Yeah I do, you like cats, and I know my owner's playmate and adoptive kitten are also cat people, but Patrick did you have to get me too?" he asked through a mew and he hid a smile at that remark gently then.
"Sorry Brand, I forgot you were running loose on the sound-stage, but were you hanging around with the quartet, before we got you guys?" he asked and he mewed at him. "Yeah I was, I was laying on my sleeping pad next to Brent and Levar, before you pulled us here." he said and Stewart nodded to the news. "The broadband stretched and reached all six of us, Colm, Whoopi and the cat." Frakes said to that and he nodded to the news and he nodded.
"How does he know our names exactly?" Wes asked and he gave a meow. 'Listening to our owners say the name of their counterparts and playmates, I hear the name of the person, and then put faces to names.' he said and the crew nodded with a chuckle to that news. 'So though a cat, I see you as a two legged cat or kitten, though I'm a real cat, you are my kitten, in your doubles cases.' he added and the crew nodded smiling to that.
"My counterpart, as one of your counterparts was the mother of a teenage girl kitten, she was a cat person, and she loved my counterpart. He learned her kitten's name and then realized the picture of the very young kitten in a caged bed was really his kitten when a recently born. Or a few weeks old now, as such we know, from a few weeks old to a few months, we see you as our own, as the weeks go by now."
"We know, as if we stay at your side all your lives, we watch you grow from your barely a week old stage to how you look now.' he said with a meow and he nodded with an amused look. "And if my counterpart did have a cat and she and this Patty you just mentioned were cat people right now, well there it is right now." Wesley's adult counterpart said with an amused smile on her face at that remark then gently as he gave a gentle meow then.
"Jesus, alright we know where and when you guys are in the show, but why does your paw still look damaged, and you look this tired?" they heard through a shocked meow and they nodded as they saw that his fur standing straight up. "Sorry man, I didn't realize you were running loose on the sound stage right now, I take it you were also in this one." Daniel said to him and he gave him a mew to him at that as he answered him gently.
"It's fine, but give us a warning before you do that again." he said with a mew and they nodded gently at that as Daniel crouched in front of him and he moved to him and he ran a hand through his fur and he started purring. "You okay boy?" Heather asked and he gave a mew. "I'm not used to traveling by the beams, too cold, and I'm in California, I prefer warm weather to being in the mountains." he said with a mew to her.
"So you know what state you're in, though you're in a single town?" Daniel asked and he gave a mew. "Yes I do, but I can understand what they're saying as their remarks, and the fact you created a way for us to talk to you directly, by use of the tapper there." he said with a mew and she chuckled. "The keyboard, as you learned to type, so our remarks are translated, as cat talk." Sam said with a chuckle and he gave a mew to her gently.
"And vice versa, our remarks are translated for you in cat talk and your's in human wording and the system translates this for us, well there it is here. But there's something else we need for a translator, but that's what happens when you need a way to communicate between species." Janet said laughing at that. "Yep, and want to tell us why you attacked John?" Daniel asked and he gave annoyed mew as he told him the truth at that remark then.
"Kitten was in the system still, so like any boy cat with my female owner, beta cat is too old for her, and she belongs to me, not sharing." he said and Gates started laughing at that. "If that's not territorial nothing is, but that's going a little too far, boy." Levar told him and Frakes nodded to that in agreement. "And I'm taken already anyway Brand, so I'm not moving in on your kitten." Frakes said and he mewed to him at that remark.
"I'm 4, but I love my girl kitten though she's in the system, my owner chose a boy cat to play a girl cat, but this, I'm territorial with my owner." he said and the cast nodded. "Well that I get, but your kitten is in human years 19, near 20, same age as me and friends, the boy kitten and girl kitten I was hanging around with when I got back right now, but we added a new boy kitten to the litter." Wesley said to that remark with a chuckle.
"So adoptive kitten got a new playmate or two and found a mate?" the cat asked with a mew and he nodded. "Yeah I did, but your kitten is my sister, and our playmate is Stephen, before we added my new mate and playmate." he said and he mewed happily at that news. "But this is your kitten, me and Stephen together, before we created a litter of 5 and then 8." he said as he set a couple pictures in front of him and he mewed happily at that.
"Sito went Gamma, we're the ship version to Nova's biggest rivals at the academy, we're Gamma squadron." Wesley said and the cast nodded gently. "So what happens on that episode is really a sting operation, to prove these guys are, to get out of your shadows, crossing lines not meant to be crossed. And the starburst was the direct result of that." Stewart said to that and he nodded to him gently. "Yeah that's it exactly." he said and the cast nodded sternly.
"How many years after the guys, Wes and I dropped into the sound stage?" Will asked and Frakes explained that to him. "Coming up on 5 years, Will, show started in 1987, the year you landed in was 1994, so you're still in 1991, season 5?" he asked and he nodded to him. "Yeah we're still on the side effects of episode 6, but we're stuck between episode 6 and 7 on the show." Geordi said for him and he nodded to the news gently at that remark.
"Beta cat?" Jack repeated and Daniel chuckled. "He means the next in command of the ship crew Jack." he said and Jack nodded. "So alpha is Patrick, beta that's next in command, as John is the beta, alpha's third that's Brent, omega is Beverly or Gates, secondary beta is Levar. And omega second and third is Marina and Whoopi." he said and the team nodded smiling as Heather tried to keep from laughing at that remark and as Picard chuckled.
"Like I said girl cat and teenage to young adult boy, or boy cat and teenage to young adult girl, these guys get territorial with their kittens, but yeesh." Beverly said and they nodded. "Well if you said this already, over the staircase banister that happens all the time, cat getting territorial with their humans. That's the warning of 'touch my kitten that way, and I'll kill you myself, so hands off.'." Sarah said and she nodded as she started laughing at that.
"When you adopt said cat as a kitten and your own child was still a cub themselves of no older then 18 months to 7 years old here at the moment. Well they grow up together, so the cat was always with their human kitten as they did everything together as they grew up together and said cat. They don't want to share their human when a mate comes by and starts getting testy with them here." Sam said to that and the crew nodded to the news gently.
"You look like you took some damage to buddy, what did this bad cat do to you?" he asked Daniel and he sighed. "I was in a bad no sleep for a few weeks and without my own vet, had no one watching my back, I got too much bad catnip built up in my system. And I'm on bed rest rest for the next month, need a stay with my papa vet and I'm on medicine to clear the bad catnip toxins from my body." he said and the cat mewed with a stern tone at that news.
"Nice way of putting it, I said the same thing to his double, after she growled at the tanked bottle of pills, but her tone had even Charlie scared of her." Wesley said to that and he started laughing at that remark. "Did this bad cat or whoever do anything else besides this?" the cat asked and he swallowed. "Let's just say attempted forced mating and his way is what we considered harassment, boy." he said and he gave a warning growl and the cast chuckled.
"Grr?" Denali said to him and he said it. "Meow." he said in response and they tried to keep from laughing at that. "What was that about?" Hammond asked and she started laughing at that. "Just imagine the conversation between Brooke's cat and Ken's dog, but 'woof, followed by 'meow' and then said dog giving annoyed growl at what caused the reason for that." Heather said as she started laughing and Saxon nodded to that with a chuckle at the remark.
"With Rob haunting the town, I'm not surprised, so first he possesses whatever Patty's father had lying around the house, he drives it up to the cat. Said cat takes one look at it, and jumps off the floor and into her as she sitting on the sofa and he gives a warning bark at it, it turns around and he looks at the cat. Asks him if he's okay and he says yeah but get ready that's going to happen all the time, and it's enough to irritate the dog." he said with a chuckle then.
"Oh god come on, Robert I think you're over doing it here with the possession act right now, but leave our pets alone already." Blakley said through her own laughter at that. "I'm not surprised right now but that's going too far." Heather said laughing as the cat nudged her and she nodded. "And to answer the other question, he was asking if the cat was from here, and he said yeah, but expect trouble one of said cats is a good version to my owner's dream menace."
"And he's just playing games with me like this." Daniel said to that as the cat mewed at him and they saw a red solid billiard ball. "Daniel for crying out loud, that's enough of the possessed objects here, and you, buster, get back downstairs now." Sam said and it rolled out the door and they all started laughing at that. "Grr?" Denali asked and the cat nodded. "Mew." he said and he gave a bemused growl at that and they started laughing at that response.
As the duo both looked at their adopted owners with a bemused smile in their eyes at that remark. "You look like a bigger version of me, but like my bigger cousins, I'm a house cat, you're part of a group called big cats." Wheaton read out and he gave a growl to him. "Alien big cat, cub, in fact, I'm from another planet, but like you, got my own family, my humanoid cub here is my owner." Frakes said in response and he gave a mew.
"So your cubs are my size?" he asked and he nodded. "Yes, but as a cub we're no bigger then you, we spend 3 ten year intervals like that then we start growing up." he said and they nodded. "Yeesh, then your cub is no bigger then my double, and we grew close in that episode, earth born cat, as a result, but what they were talking about is a picture series involving a dangerous mental cat." he said and he gave annoyed growl.
"This cat kills the kittens of the cats that took his own kitten away from him and whoever of the adopted kittens was the last to go. It's their mama or papa cat, it's they decided to not join with the majority and he decided to get back at them by taking their own kittens away. But by serious injuries in the claws, that are fatal, it was after picture 3, that's her last appearance, it went alternate reality after that now."
"They, that's her own papa and mama cat, were the cats that were given by name, along with my brother's owner's own cat now in this case. He belongs to the kitten of the other named mama cat in their series." he said and Denali and Nala nodded with a firm growl. "You're looking like a full sized cat as cubs for 30 years, and after that you start growing up?" Jack said to him and he gave a growling purr in response and he nodded with a chuckle.
"Yeah I don't mind, but nice to know these things, so Denali Jr., he's still just a cub here, and you live how long?" he asked and he gave a growling purr, following by two growls and whine and he nodded. "You got the aging span of that humanoid alien, not Jaffa, but..., you're like the humanoid alien covering my double on that picture series, you're like a wookie?!" he said and they gave a growling purr to answer him and the team exchanged amazed looks at that.
"So close to 500 years, and you, as yourself, passed before your youngest cub was chosen by my grandson, got it." Daniel said and he gave a growl to him. "And me as I am I had you around me all my adult life, and my son loves you buddy." he gave a purring growl to him in response then and he chuckled. "Yeah over sized black cat, but in this case said black cat loves his humanoid owner." Hammond said with a chuckle at that news then as he looked at Spot's double.
"Wait a minute, we got only three named parents in our series aside from me and Ronee the only one left is..., Brooke." Saxon said and the cat gave a confirming mew to him and he nodded as he hid a chuckle to that. "Well I think he means Brooke's cat by that, if he was either chocolate furred or a jet black cat, if they both went to Brooke, the black went right to Patty for that one." Saxon said to that and Blakley and Heather both nodded with a bemused smile.
"Or she had two, and Patty grew up a cat person at the time." Heather said to him and he nodded. "Well if said cat was growling at her father he was saying, in his own way, 'Keep your paws off me, leave us alone, I'm not leaving my kitten, stay away from us.'. And if that came back for Patty now in this case it's now a matter of memories type II, what we can't remember we choose to forget, and in your case, we want you too." Blakley said to her and she nodded.
"And that's all you guys need in my case, two days of hell, before we get the truth, he's still alive in there." she said and they both nodded. "And it takes two more movies for the truth to come out and I see him standing there as his skeleton to realize that all this time it was him. And the anger at losing your mother and the trio hits me all at once, finally." Saxon said and she nodded. "Them, Penny and Brad." she said and he nodded sternly at that remark as he said it.
"We got to change that part, it was never us, but Patty's father or his twin, but he ever comes back and I survived this and you with me, and we tell her this. But she finds out it was her father, before she sees it for herself, the stupid idiot destroyed his relationship with her and she's not wanting to leave me here. As she loves me and Craig as a father as Brooke changes back, but that's the rewrite for the movie series and it's gone alternate reality here in the others."
"As we show the consequences of what happens if we never survived the finale of Dream Warriors." he said and she nodded smiling at his idea then. "But the quintet were old enough to get the truth, but they should have heard it from you and their parents, what really happened here. You only gave me minute details, but if Parker was the one that did it, he condemned us to death here." she said and the duo nodded gently in response to that remark then.
"Yeah and if he was the one that did it, and I was pissed here, as a result of him, his sins, he turns Robert into a monster, we lost the duo, and now in it. We're trying to keep you and Johnny alive right now, along with the 7, as we lost 2, and we had 9 left, and we were determined to not lose you next. Even if that means facing the memories of what his sins turned Robert into, it was time to face my past." Saxon said to that and she nodded in agreement to that.
"I assume that's a different time then you're in, if your owner's playmate the one in gold was involved in that, I don't mean the man dressed in the purple costume, but his gold furred counterpart." Denali said and they chuckled at that. "Yeah that's exactly what we do mean, but their litter is several years behind us, in time frames here." he said to him and he nodded gently at that remark as he went further at the explanation.
"We're close to ending this decade, they're 7 years behind us in time frames, kitten just returned to the kennel and got back together. And with my owner's double and his playmates, but going by the looks of him, the damage after bad cat hijacked my owner's playmates. It went from slightly dangerous to near homicidal here right now, as a result here, it's they get overly territorial with their kittens here now."
"And my version of kitten, he's returned from his training mission and started school again, and just made second to youngest in ranks, so alpha's 6th." he said and Denali nodded. "And the ranks are the same no matter what your branch is right now, but we're Navy in ranks, and I'm playing a full bird colonel here, so alpha's 6th in second youngest is to us, either first lieutenant, or in Navy version." Stewart said and Brent chuckled as he said it.
"Well that translates to Lieutenant Junior Grade." Brent said to that and Stewart nodded. "So in his eyes, with me being a full bird colonel in our wording here and to him that's the alpha of the ship, so to put this in his wording in litter or pack, in Denali's wording now in this. It's me being the alpha, John the beta, you're the alpha's third, Gates is the omega, and borderline alpha's mate with our relationship on the show here, Marina is the alpha's 4th."
"Whoopi is the secondary omega, and the boys are secondary beta and alpha's 5th and Billy is the 6th." he said in response and he nodded. "But my version is a few years later after our picture show ended here but my owner's double now, my owner is 7 years older here now then his double. Who is also gold furred, he, his playmate the cat with dark skin fur and gold outer fur, he's doing maintenance of my kennel, the others in gold."
"Are of two kinds, one on protection duty, the other on fixing the kennel, my owner's playmate is the leader of the kennel maintenance. And his other playmate and his own playmates now, his playmates did security and maintenance of my kennel in the show, and the group. Said in gold surrounding him are the rest of their team litters here, kitten's original fur was grey with red, gold and blue stripes here now."
"Meaning he could fit anyone of the three groups in outer fur." he said and Denali looked at his version gently as he saw him dressed in a bigger version of said sweater then and knew he was on down time then. "Cub on downtime, not working full time, but part time?" he asked and Wesley nodded to him. "What he's telling you is based on real life, to the show, what you consider picture shows here." he said and he gave a gentle purr to him at that.
"With my paw like it is, I'm on light duty in work, but my adult playmates are watching in case my paw gets hurt again." he said and Denali gave a growl to that in understanding gently at that. "And that's enough of being in the inner walls of the kennel, buster." the cat said in response and Daniel closed his eyes as he tried to keep from laughing at that. "And now I'm in trouble with the double of my version." he said in response and Picard hid a chuckle.
"And if you thought I was bad, the cat's even worse, young man." Beverly said to him and he nodded. "Yeah no kidding right now, then again, I know I scared the daylights out of you guys, but if the hints didn't do it, then this would." he said and she nodded as Will squeezed his shoulder gently. "Well to repeat the cat stay out of the Jeffries tubes from now on." Geordi said to him for Will and he nodded as the cat finished the explanation to Denali at that.
"Hey boy, do you know what our colors mean, and the striped grey sweater means, you been with your version for going on 8 years here in your time now. So you know what we, your version were dressed in, before you switched to your new uniforms in your version?" Will asked him and he gave a mew and turned to Denali at that. "Yeah I know kitten, and you're the real version, we're playing you." he said to him and Picard chuckled at that at the title.
"Yeah, to you we're kittens, as we're close to 400 years behind you here, so you're playing us, but you know you got 80% of it right and we're helping. In adjusting your version of my younger brother's future, before the final split and the story comes to an end in your version." Geordi said to him and he gave a mew. "Yeah to me, you're kittens here, as you're several generations behind us here." he said with a gentle smile in his meow then.
"Uh yeah, to explain this, before we switched to this new purple greyish fur, with our colors in the neckband in their cases, they were dressed like that." the cat said to Denali and he looked at the crew. "Each color meant something, but red is they are leaders and fly the kennel, at times they do everything. Blue is vet or another version to a vet and gold is protection cats, programming of our kennel and maintenance."
"My owner and his alpha and beta are the leaders of the crew, my owner is alpha's third, my adoptive kitten's mother is the omega now. And bordering on Alpha's mate, and her playmate, is the beta cat's mate in our show, their own litter in beta, my owner and his fellow golds. They are a litter when off the kennel, but when on the kennel here, is they, the omega, first and second, and the alpha and beta lead the litter."
"But beta and alpha cat are dressed in red, kitten just returned from his own mission, and he's at the academy though on the kennel. He's also in red fur, his mother cat is in blue, and her playmate, who is mated to my owner's alpha in team leaders, is also blue here and the trio. All in gold outer fur, one is defense, the other maintenance of my kennel in my picture show, and my owner does programming and both."
"But we're, or rather my owner, is set to their group color in outer fur, my owner does both security and programming of the kennel. His friend, the one with the device covering his eyes, he got those a few years after my show ended, he does maintenance of my kennel. And the vet in blue, she's vet for our litter in it's entirety, beta and alpha cat lead the litter." he said and Denali gave an understanding growl to that.
"But my owner and the sextet, my kitten now, the eight of them are the leaders of the entire kennel, kitten leads the other kittens. When home and on the kennel, my owner and his beta and alpha cat, and the quartet, lead the litters in the kennel, but our kennel is a traveling city. So we live and work in our kennel in my owner and his playmates cases here now." he said and Denali nodded with a gentle growl to that news.
"Nice way to put it, so he can understand." Daniel said as Stewart started laughing at that remark as the cast exchanged smiles at that. "But I'm like them, pretend in order to entertain, my viewers of my picture show, I'm the only animal actor of my grouping on my picture show. I started not long after Kitten left for his training at the training kennel here on earth." he said and the duo nodded gently with a growl at that news then.
"As to that, I got a real owner, but when on my picture show, my owner is the third in command of their litter here, so when on duty here. In my picture show, I belong to him, when off the clock, after the device is turned off, I've got a real owner, but for now, I'm with him. Like right now, but I was wandering around my pretend kennel when we got lifted from where we were." he said and the cast hid a chuckle to that.
"Yeah he knows he's an actor." Marina Sirtis said with a chuckle to the translation and the rest of their cast nodded with a chuckle. "And traveling city translates to a ship and litters are our areas of expertise here, so one is the mechanics department, the other is security, and some of us are pilots. And the command department and the fourth is the science and medical department here." Frakes said to that with a slight smile and Stewart nodded.
"While Billy could fit anyone of us, but though red, he does everything here." Gates said and they nodded in agreement to that smiling at that. "I think he understands what he's doing even better then he thinks, then again, he's been around us so long here, it's he knows what he's acting in to know. In what the heck is going on, in the sound stage when we're on duty here." Colm Meaney said smiling and Stewart nodded in agreement to that remark gently.
"So big black cat there he belongs to you, though I belong to Brent and Billy?" he asked and they nodded to him with a chuckle. "Big cat is a bigger version of you boy, highly intelligent, but I'm not insulting you, he's just a bigger version of yourself, he can talk to me in another language. But I bumped into him on my travels away from the litter after the litter split into two sides, and my version is what you do now." Daniel said and the cat gave a mew.
'Well I can handle this, but any other bad cat touches you and I'm letting them have it, you and my own kitten.' he said and they nodded, smiling. "Great, he sees Macgregor and he's going to beat the crap out of him right now." Wesley said to that and Daniel nodded. "Him or Thanos, but these guys never know when to quit son, as to that, its a matter of no matter how old we get, they see us as kittens still." Daniel said and he nodded in agreement.
"Well that makes perfect sense, he's a furry version of me." Daniel said and they started laughing at that. "To answer your question though boy, honestly, it's a couple weeks later after we showed you the truth, you're playing us in our present boy, but then the serum activated in me. A chase through the kennels inner walls resulted in dislocating my paw completely, from the slightly hurt paw you saw last time now." Wesley said and the cat mewed to that.
"So after Jesse got stuck in the playroom with you, you had me acting as a decoy?" he asked and they nodded. "Yeah, and that's the last time we need you playing decoy here, for the adults cats when we're busy trying to clear the bad cats out of their heads. But you don't need to give the security cats the claws and because they're not thinking straight." he said and the quartet lowered their heads as the cast all started laughing at that remark.
"In fact there was a locator beacon in your collar, so they trace me into the tunnels, they find you, and you nearly did do that." he said and Frakes looked at the cat. "I'm lucky you weren't in the tubes when we traced him there, or you'd be the thermal spot we locked onto, you little fuzzball." he said and the cat looked at him with a bemused smile in his eyes. "Meow." he said in response and the quartet all started laughing at that remark as Wesley said it then.
"Yeah that's the exchange my version had exactly, after I explained this to Eric's team mate." he said and they started laughing at that. "Either us, or your version of us, nothing ever changes right now." Levar said through his own laughter at that remark. "Anyone consider calling a teenage werewolf that, with the fact said wolf is getting all touch feely with their mates here, till the said sibling says this?" Cassie said, before she got nudged and she turned at the nudge.
And to see Nicky like that and she smiled. "Yeah love you too Nicky, but come on right now, Goldie, I get it, but you're a wolf the size of a Saint Bernard is taking being a person that likes huskies just a little too far." she said and he pressed his forehead to her's with a purr. "And to repeat that, get it together, you little fuzzball." Charlie said to him and he gave a playful growl to his best friend and Ry'ac started laughing at that as Daniel answered that remark smiling.
"Well that's you and Sam, Jack, Teal'C and me all together." Daniel said to Janet and she nodded with a chuckle. "And at any rate she's right, you're being a wolf the size of a Saint Bernard to Buffalo is taking being a person that likes Siberian Huskies just a little too far, so rein it in." she said and he nodded to her. "No kidding, I think we're finished with the shape-shifting acts here guys, so that's enough of that already." Jacob said and they both nodded as he switched it.
"Yeah, but I think I was getting frustrated, graduation jitters, so instead of staying in school I decided on taking a year off, to decide in whether or not to keep it up." Wesley said and Wheaton nodded gently. "If I did, I finally said what I wanted to say, and said is as close to what Hayden said as possible, but I'm tired of the rules and regulations, I want a break and then I want to decide where I go from here." Wheaton said and Picard and Stewart nodded as Stewart said it.
"We know, but you're always trying to make us happy, but what would make you happy, that's something only you can answer." Stewart said and he nodded. "And I did, a year off and then finish out, before you promote me, as I never lie to you." he said and he nodded. "And there it is, but what's also in there is we know you're good, that's very apparent to us, but what you don't need is your skills, title and your powers thrown at you every time you turn around."
"Your training is up to your mother, godparents and me, it's family business and as he's not family, stay out of it, from now on, stay away from you, you're off limits starting now." he said and Wesley nodded as Wheaton smiled as Gates wrapped her arm around his back gently at that. "We need to have that talk and before we have him showing up right now." Gates said and Stewart nodded in agreement to that as Frakes and Marina also nodded gently at that.
"Alright so the playroom controls were acting up again, after cat did something, and this time, you, my own kitten and your playmate. All got stuck in there, alright who is the adult cat that caused this and why didn't they tell my human or your parents here before he did it?" the cat asked and he nodded. "Uh oh, I know that tone, he's ticked that Reg put you at risk." Deanna said and Data and Geordi both nodded in agreement.
"Yeah same instance for the second time in three years, only this time, it's a result of said cat doing something else to the system here and not telling our parents first." he said and Frakes, Stewart and Gates crossed their arms at that. "I take it said cat, or in our case said officer, never told us this right now, first, before we started on the survival mission after your weapons training test ended?" Frakes asked him and he nodded and they all nodded to that.
"It was after you saw one of the one beam flashes that Chris realized it wasn't a fake, but real this time, that you realized his programmes now in the system. It interacted with my training programs you inputted into the systems, turning it from the Hathaway test and into having the Ferengi showing up here. And in the middle of it here, that Geordi yanked the chips and saw they been fried, before the officer that did it brought it up, as you asked him."
"And the day before was there a reason for why he'd be nervous, this is the said reason why, he never expected it to interact with my training programmes." he said and they nodded sternly. "Well, with that clue here now, and there is only one cat, uh officer, I know of that is addicted to being on the holodeck when he's supposed to be on duty, and it's Reg Barclay." Levar said to that and Frakes covered his eyes at that remark and he nodded to the reveal.
"Reginald Barclay, that's, to us, Dwight Schultz." Gates said to that and he nodded. "Damn it Dewey, what you do the system this time!" Whoopi said to this and Wesley nodded to that. "I take it that was your nickname for this guy playing him?" Geordi asked for him and he nodded to him. "Yeah, but like your version, he's highly accident prone, and at times I was getting as frustrated with his running late like you were Billy." Frakes said to Will and he nodded.
"Well how about your exchange with Diane, after you got the Bringloidi?" he asked and he started laughing and nodded. "Yes and no kidding, and that's the one time we knew, that further back in the past, and the more accident prone, we realized we were." Stewart said with a chuckle and Frakes nodded. "Well we prefer how things are now, but screwing with the training programmes we created for the boys and Lal, we're asking for trouble." Levar said and he nodded.
"Dwight did it again, son?" Frakes asked and he nodded. "Yeah long story, it was after the chips for my training programme got fried did you guys all realize what the heck he did this time. Contact rules here before adding a new programme to the system tell the head engineer and the senior staff team. So if it's getting into training scenarios, he better tell you, before you run it here, and he never told us this first, before he did it, it interacted now."
"With our training programmes you set up for me, and the duo, our version of your star pupils there, and it went from training to homicide." he said and they nodded in shocked disbelief. "Dixon Hill gone training homicide?" Gates repeated and he nodded. "Bingo, and the irony of this is that the only person that could help Geordi fix it, next to Data is now stuck in there, and with him two more cadets and one is Data's junior version herself." he said and they nodded.
"Before we ended up with a stowaway as well, and unknown to us, is that the cat mentioned was hanging from our luggage rack, for our supplies and never told Jerry he was on board the jumper." he said and they nodded bemused. "Lovely, the playrooms are not normally how big they are if that happened, and we know better then to not tell you this, before you launch your play-fights, so play-room controls were malfunctioning."
'Jesse realized this, and tried to find the exit to the play-room, couldn't find the door, and decided to head back to where you were now. And then heard he has to stay put for a few days till, till whatever time out duration you inputted into it ends and his own kitten's family. Comes to get him and he leaves as you head for the next chosen terrain.' he said with a mew then and the cast nodded with a bemused smile at the translation.
"Playroom, well I think we all know what that is after the last time the damn thing was acting up." Frakes said and he nodded. "The system went haywire again?" Gates repeated and he nodded. "Yeah and this time it was in reverse, and the irony of it this time is the only person that could help me in fixing it. Said was now stuck in there themselves, along with the other member's daughter." Geordi said and they nodded in shock to that news then gently.
"Well it happened again and this time it was in reverse, Jake, Lal and I got stuck in there last year after Soong hijacked Data that week now. Training test, we were trying to fit as much in there as possible, before I left for the academy, and it went haywire." he said and they nodded. "So Jake to his father, you to me and Gates and Hallie to Brent, and now we were the ones trying to get you out, and you were talking to us over the system?" Stewart asked and he nodded.
"Yeah long story short, is I used this little catch to make the games last even longer, before we realized the holodecks were still linked together. Creating an area of 100 miles inside the ship, and Jesse got stuck in the system till we left one planet in the trials and you came to get him." he said and they nodded. "So in addition to you kids, we now had a stowaway involved in this?" Frakes said with a bemused smile at that and he nodded to him gently at that remark.
"Be thankful it was Jesse and not me, John." the cat said to him with a bemused tone in his meow and he nodded as Stewart tried to keep from laughing. "We had 5 or 6 cats on board, and Jerry Peterson, his wife and son is one of the families that had a cat, but Jerry is a engineer so not realizing it here. That the cat was hanging from the Luggage rack in our jumper he didn't realize he got stuck in a training game, till after he revealed himself to us, as a result."
"He was with us, for a week, before we switched locations, and he was staying in the jumper till the guys, Keller, and Mckay went to get him." Wesley told him and he nodded to the news. "Well this time it was a case of learning the training once again turned from training to real and taking one look at me your double boy, decided enough already, and was trying to keep me from leaving your private kennel here." he said and the cat meowed at him at that news.
"Well that translates to my quarters on the show, so you were shacking up in my apartment for the night, as you knew they'd never check there?" Brent asked and he nodded to him. "Yeah, but that injury was faked, but I still had to deal with a fast case of sutures and taking care of it, but a month later here now. Came the real one, and this time, I was in Daniel's condition, so last time you saw us, I was recovering from my ankle this time as a result here."
"It got a lot more dangerous, ship's in time dilation right now for the next 3 years, but 18 months to the rest of the galaxy right now, as well as this. But we were preparing to set up the Novas so they never saw it coming as we worked out how to turn this around, before Hanson tried to destroy my career. It was 3 weeks later that the axe fell and they tried to get the game off the ship by turning me into a drone." he said and the cast crossed their arms at that.
"Please tell me you weren't climbing around the inner walls again, if you look like you landed on something else this time?" the cat said with a mew. "Can't do that boy, because I did, but though we got it all, the bad security cat ran me in there and with him, his pack of bad cats, I had another spasm. Lost my paw grip on the horizontal stairs and landed on top of the cage door, and knocked it open." he said and the cat meowed in concerned anger at that.
"Bad cat hijacked my body like he did your owner's playmates, only for me, turning me into my own papa cat's kitten double, and too tired to focus here. Till real papa cat and my adult playmates snapped me out of a fevered bad phase and got me to the vet, in bed for close to a month here. But I'm on light kitten duty with my body this drained and I'm just starting to heal, but for now still under observation by my mother cat and our fellow vets now."
"But in your term's I'm a year and one month old, so to mother cat and fellow adult cats, still a kitten, so kitten is still in recovery, and mama cat. She kept me home for the next three years, we're in a special time out to keep us safe till the rest of the year is ready to continue." he said and the cat mewed to the news. 'Bad cat does it a third time, she won't have worry about adult playmates killing her, because I will." he said and the cast nodded to that remark.
"Well if that doesn't say the hag turned you into a drone and nearly killed you again, nothing ever does son." Frakes said to that sternly and Gates, Stewart and Marina nodded sternly to that. "And technically you're right, though you're an adult, to us you're still just a child." Gates said to that remark. "And either you or our version, it doesn't matter, we're not losing you without a fight here." Marina said and she thought it over, before she translated it then.
"I can translate kennel to the ship." Gates said and Frakes nodded. "Damn it, who the hell chased you into the maintenance shafts?" Levar asked and Picard crossed his arms. "That would be MacGregor actually right now now Levar, in fact, we were trying to keep it in the halls before we ran him into an ambush. And despite our telling him and his team to stay out of this, they don't, as he had two in the shafts, and lost his grip." Will said and they nodded sternly.
"So the kennel to the cat is the ship itself and the inner walls of said kennel, said are being the Jeffries tubes, so to translate this to our wording. And it's she hijacked your body, and we were trying to get to you, it ended up in the tubes, another one hit, you lost your grip on the ladder, landed on something. And landed on the floor, and the landing nearly broke your ankle and did dislocate it this time." Brent said and the rest of the cast nodded in shock.
"You're still recovering from the effects of The Game?" Frakes repeated and he nodded to him. "She tried the route I took when I was trying the path I took to get passed you in that episode, but that didn't work either here. As even on autopilot, you know me way too well, you were trying to keep it in the hallway here and I had three jolts. And in 10 hours, before I blacked out and that's when the programming activated, the programming was getting it off the ship."
"But I had the easy part, and pulled it off in one shot, you guys had to deal with the second attempt, and then we realized it here, said it was the pills. The pills themselves were the serum, the control drug turning me into a drone they used on Daniel, but several jolts, I lost my grip on the ladder and landed. And on the grate, the one in the extension shaft, knocked it open and the landing finally dislocated it completely, but I also landed on what was left here now."
"And of the shrapnel left over: Roga." he said and they nodded in shocked fury. "So they turned you into a drone, and by turning the serum into pill form, it takes a few hours for us, your version. To figure out what the hell is in that crap, and then we decide we're going to detox, just as you black out now, and it's now in reverse. As this time it really is a medical arrest and we're trying to get to you, before it ends up in the shafts?" Frakes repeated and he nodded.
"Yeah that's enough we'd kill whoever dosed you with that crap for nearly killing you son, but that's enough of that already." Michael Dorn said sternly and he nodded. "Whoever is playing with the alien beams they better knock it off, I'm not as young as I used to be here." they heard the cat say with a meow and nodded. "No kidding, but whoever is doing that, we're not doing this all day." Wesley said as they tried to keep from laughing at his remark.
"Yeah I think you been listening to me way too much, but whoever is playing with the time machine or the transporter room circuits had better knock it off. As we're not doing this all day right now." Daniel said again and they all started laughing at that remark then. "Jeesh, we better get that under control as the room is getting a little too packed here right now, so time to take a break right now in this case." Frakes said and they nodded gently at that remark.
"Well all I can say is if this was in the extension to this episode, then whoever was in Etana's forces just ticked off Patrick and Gates and with them, John. Marina, Levar, Mike, Colm, Brent and Whoopi right now, as the youngest of the cast, or crew in your case, we're the youngest of the senior staff crew." Will Wheaton said and he nodded as the group nodded in agreement to that as Dorn answered the remark as he gave his explanation to that.
"Just where did we yank you from if you're not used to flashing back and forth, boy?" Daniel asked and he gave a mew. "You're going through the final run through and director's cut huh, so we yanked you right off the sound stage?" he asked and the cat gave him a mew to that. "Yeah, we're finishing up the final touches in the movie, before it comes out this Christmas, Colonel." Frakes said to him and he nodded as Dorn finished the explanation to the crew.
"By the Mike he means me: Michael Dorn, I'm playing Worf." Dorn said to them and they nodded "Matching you to your characters now, as Gates, you're playing my mother, Levar you're Geordi, Brent to Data, Marina to Deanna, John to Will, Colm you're Miles, this Brooke you just mentioned. And with her, Ben, they could be some of the engineering crew here, as for you, mam, I know that face, you're Guinan." he said and she nodded as she answered him.
"I am." she said and he nodded smiling. "Show just ended four years ago here, and we're in the middle of making the 3rd film right now, the last would have been in 2002, but with the reset. We got to make a change or two, and we're going to do just fine here right now." she said and he nodded, as they heard the radio blasting downstairs. "Someone's listening to Bryan Adams down there, turn it down kids, come on." Patton said to that and started laughing.
"To answer the other question when not on tv shows, I do movies, but Whoopi's actually my stage name, we go by stage names as actors here, so we don't get mobbed in public." she said and the crew nodded. "And I don't blame you for that, your predecessors barely did, if I never stepped in here, at the time we did that movie." Daniel said and she started laughing as the crew nodded with a chuckle at that as Picard repeated the name gently as he said it to her.
"And was that really necessary for you to start insulting the cop after the guy playing Koskov threw you in the river to save your life?" he added and she started laughing. "I know, I know, but I was beyond irritated that night, I got one thing after another going on that night and now some cop thinks I'm mixed up in some sort of a spat with whoever ran the club on the docks." she said and the cast started laughing at that as he said it smiling at that.
"I saw the guy playing Pushkin, he's on Indiana Jones and both of these guys were playing characters on Harrison's most famous roles here." Daniel said to her and she nodded. "And don't remind me of that, I had it reversed, before he beat the crap out of Nichols, before falling through the elevator shaft roof, and landing on top of the damn thing." Jones said to that. "And that's a good way to get a concussion, from the fall." she said in response to that remark.
"Hey Whoopi, good to see you." Daniel added and she smiled at him gently. "How's training the kids going right now, with my training lesson that I did in my movies?" she asked and he smiled. "Working great, I actually used that to tell John and his version to Sam off, before we left to get Teal'C next." he said and she smiled. "What training lesson is this?" Picard asked and she quoted as then to them as the cast exchanged smiles as they realized it.
"Before I say this, if my double told you this already, kiddo, then you're going to know it's me the second you hear this, if your version of Patrick also did it. As he let the little brats that were terrorizing you have it here right now, trying to get my students to pay attention, as the school we were at was close to it. Said it shutting down, I chose to turn the kids into a choir, but this was my lesson and a real news-flash, before it did fall apart here, so with that."
"If you want to go some where and you want to be somebody then you better wake up and pay attention, as the real world is out there, and out there, they don't care how good you think you are or who you're connected to, that doesn't matter to them, if you don't have an education and you don't have anything." she said and they realized it then as Picard said it for all of them as he realized who she played as he said it to her gently as he looked at his double.
"Guinan, you're Guinan?" Picard asked and she nodded to him. "Yeah Whoopi is the woman playing her, but she's a good friend and a great listener." Gates said to him and he nodded. "Her 'daughter' played her after we, Keiko and Ro got shrunk to no older then 13." Stewart added and Picard chuckled at that. "Ro actually couldn't be happier with her serving under me, we're close friends." he said and the cast nodded to the news gently at that news.
"Let me take a wild guess, but this same girl was also playing you as a near 12 year old in your first movie?" Will asked and she nodded to him. "Yeah that's me alright, she was playing me, as a near 12 year old, but the truth came out with it, Maggie never traced back names, to realize she and I. In truth, were one and the same, I'm a Catholic and this was my stage name, my real name in the movie series was Deloris Wilson, stage name of Van Cartier."
"So the man playing the head of my church and her boss at the time, decided what better way to get me back on my path, but by me becoming a nun now. As I made friends with three members of the cast, before she and I developed a mother/daughter relationship, and I decided being a teacher now was worth it. As I just saved my school and now it was time to teach them everything I know, so I decided teaching was my calling now." she said and the crew nodded then.
"In which case, half the time our casts as characters keep jumping into another role, and the next one directly after this, is where my playing your version. And of me, now has to use that to make a point before what mistakes were made gets the person not listening killed because of their ignorance." she said and they nodded. "Well your lecture to your students in said choir, that made an even bigger impression then you expected." Picard said and she nodded as it switched.
"A good thing too, but at times, if whoever plays Kermit never considered using me for that last movie that comes out in a few years after this in truth. I'm also a well known comedian here, and as you just heard, from Daniel, my own well known roles involved a case of getting involved in the CIA right now. And..., Stephen, I don't believe it, what are you doing here?" she asked and Collins smiled. "I'm playing Jerry on the show." he said and she nodded, smiling.
"Stephen's my co-star on that movie, and the guy playing Koskov, his real name is Jerome Krabb'e, but he was his counterpart, but this is basically now. Like Tim's version to James Bond, and we just happen to have a civilian end up in the middle, I didn't realize Stephen was my contact right now here in truth. But I think he realized it, if I was getting this involved it now was about to end up at the bank in a shoot-out terrorist attack." she said and Collins nodded to that.
"America and England had this friendship catch, so one of them needed help the other got involved, but for some they still see this as back in the war. And said is the Cold War, which is when Nash got too involved here in what the hell was going on in the private sectors and his condition went berserk now. The guy in said Department C, was actually a KGB mole, and I had to get him his ride home till Stephen gave me a hand with that." she said and he nodded then gently.
"Well there were a few members that didn't make a whole lot of sense when we were doing added guest stars here, but your adult friends aside from us son. Who were the other golds aside from me and Colm." Levar asked and he explained that. "They were part of your own senior staff in engineering Levar." he said and they nodded in shock to that. "Sarah and Jim are still on the ship as well, but after several years I now call you by name." Wesley said and he nodded.
"When it's just us, but when in lecture mode to your own rival, you call us by rank, huh son?" Frakes asked and he nodded. "Yeah, and as for the members showing up in said episodes, and this one was connected to said wargames between us and the Enterprise, it's remembering who was who." he said and the cast nodded. "That's not counting Luke, and he's the young security detail in the wargame." he said and Stewart nodded as he said it gently then to him.
"I don't really remember who was who in these episodes as it was a guest appearance when Diana was on board for the year." Frakes said for him at that and he nodded. "But you know Diana, Colm and your version of Guinan, let alone Barclay?" he asked and they all nodded to him. "Alright with that in mind, I'm going to put this to who was with you or me, when we were doing this, so you know who I was with or who was hanging around us in these episodes."
"But I suppose you remember the Bernards, Kate Hatchison and the quartet: Mace, Tarah, Rosie and Alexandra, their parents now in this one here. On the episode when we got abducted by Aldea?" he asked and he nodded. "Okay starting with the first, was season 1) they made the first appearance, that's Sarah and Jim, but to you Sarah Macdougal and James Shimoda, following them was Rick Goldberg, Jenny Barnfield Season 2) Luke Burke and Chris Nagel."
"In season 3) was Dave Jenson, Benjamin Fieldman and Adam Patterson, and his own team, that's the fight between Colm and the blue he was fighting with. In the riot, Ben, Ben is Benjamin Hawkley, he's your bartender Whoopi." he said and she nodded to him. "But the ones seen the most that didn't get much of a back history here now were Jenny, Rick, Dave and Fieldman here now, as a result, I can put names to where and when they were involved here now."
"Alright to put it this way, Luke was standing at the controls here, right behind your chair, and finally realized that the Kumeh maneuver was you were testing us. We counter with the Taleupian, and then throw a case of holographic games into it, and he was trying to figure out how we did that. And before you explained it to him." he said and Brent and Stewart started laughing. "Luke is Ensign Burke, got it." Stewart said with a chuckle and he nodded smiling.
