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(Axel and Demyx's room)
Demyx: Axel tell me a joke!
Axel: No!
Demyx: Please!
Axel: No!
Demyx: PLEEEEEAAAASSSE
Axel: Fine! ( Clears throat) A baby seal walks into a club!
Demyx: And?
Axel: That's it.
Demyx: I don't get it!
( Door opens)
Saix: We're all going to the laundromat today!
Demyx: Yay oh can you explain the baby seal walks into a club joke?
Saix: Baby seals get clubed in the head so people can make clothes and other things!
Demyx: (Starts crying)
Axel: Oh shut up!
Saix: Anyway were going to the laundromat!
( Scene fades and all of a sudden they are at the laundromat with the organization staring at a washer)
Demyx: It so pretty!
Xigbar: I wan't to touch it!
Axel: How does it work?
Luxord: I think you have to put quarters in.
Demyx: I shall worship it always! We must sacrifice someone to make it happy! ( Picks up Luxord and throws him in the washer)
Axel: Here have some quarters!
Demyx: Will it make the washer happy?
Axel: Maybe!
Demyx: (Puts quarters in)
(Washer starts and rumbles)
Demyx: We made the washer angry!
Axel: No that's its "happy dance"!
Demyx: Oh!
(Washer stops and Luxord comes out)
Luxord: I hate you Demyx! ( Faints)
Demyx: Luxord wake up wake up wake uuuup!
Luxord: ( starts twitching)
Demyx: I know ( Pulls out sitar and starts singing) It's wake up time It's wake up time It's wake up time o It's wake up tiiiiiiiiiiiime!
Xaldin: (Grabs Demyx by the throat) If you ever sing again I will stab you with all my lances and rip out your eyes and use them for ping pong! Got it?
Demyx: Yes!
End of chap 1
