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(Axel and Demyx's room)

Demyx: Axel tell me a joke!

Axel: No!

Demyx: Please!

Axel: No!

Demyx: PLEEEEEAAAASSSE

Axel: Fine! ( Clears throat) A baby seal walks into a club!

Demyx: And?

Axel: That's it.

Demyx: I don't get it!

( Door opens)

Saix: We're all going to the laundromat today!

Demyx: Yay oh can you explain the baby seal walks into a club joke?

Saix: Baby seals get clubed in the head so people can make clothes and other things!

Demyx: (Starts crying)

Axel: Oh shut up!

Saix: Anyway were going to the laundromat!

( Scene fades and all of a sudden they are at the laundromat with the organization staring at a washer)

Demyx: It so pretty!

Xigbar: I wan't to touch it!

Axel: How does it work?

Luxord: I think you have to put quarters in.

Demyx: I shall worship it always! We must sacrifice someone to make it happy! ( Picks up Luxord and throws him in the washer)

Axel: Here have some quarters!

Demyx: Will it make the washer happy?

Axel: Maybe!

Demyx: (Puts quarters in)

(Washer starts and rumbles)

Demyx: We made the washer angry!

Axel: No that's its "happy dance"!

Demyx: Oh!

(Washer stops and Luxord comes out)

Luxord: I hate you Demyx! ( Faints)

Demyx: Luxord wake up wake up wake uuuup!

Luxord: ( starts twitching)

Demyx: I know ( Pulls out sitar and starts singing) It's wake up time It's wake up time It's wake up time o It's wake up tiiiiiiiiiiiime!

Xaldin: (Grabs Demyx by the throat) If you ever sing again I will stab you with all my lances and rip out your eyes and use them for ping pong! Got it?

Demyx: Yes!

End of chap 1