FINALE: ANATOMY FOR DISASTER.
Team Thievius Raccoonus was in the Cooper Van in Jet mode and they were flying East across the Atlantic Ocean toward an enormous blimp.
Brittney: This is it guys. We put an end to this madness once and for all.
Sly: That's right. We can't let Arpeggio resurrect Clockwerk and merge with the frame.
Laney: That's right.
While pursuing the blimp they learned all they can about their host, Arpeggio - An Anthropomorphic Flightless Parrot.
Growing up he attended a prestigious boarding school where he excelled in all subjects. However as time passed he was never able to grow up physically. He couldn't catch up with the older boys and his wings because of their small size were useless for flight. Furious at his feeble body he focused his powerful mind to search for a cure in the works of the Italian Renaissance Masters. Their notebooks provided the springboard for him and it wasn't long before the Klaww Gang took him on as Chief Inventor. He repurposed all the Clockwerk Parts for the gangs criminal schemes and soon he will resurrect Clockwerk and rule over the world and plunge it into chaos and evil.
Brittney: We have to stop him before he puts Clockwerk back together and it spells disaster for the entire world.
Sly: That's right.
Bentley: We have to be ready for anything.
Laney: We may need to call in reinforcements when the time comes.
Lana: We'll keep that option open.
Maria: Yeah.
Brittney: All right guys. Lets go get him.
They landed on the blimp and busted into the main hangar where the Clockwerk Frame was and they saw Arpeggio.
Brittney: Arpeggio I presume?
Arpeggio: (British Accent) Ah greetings Team Thievius Raccoonus. We were expecting you. You're just in time to see me reactivate the Clockwerk Frame. With it I will merge with Clockwerk and achieve immortality and bring forth a new world order.
Brittney: You have no idea what you're doing Arpeggio. You're "New World Order" will be the End of The World. You will plunge the world into Chaos and so much death, pain and destruction will follow in your wake. Clockwerk is Pure Evil Incarnate and his jealousy and hatred is so strong that it will destroy you.
Arpeggio: What do you mean?
Brittney: Let me show you the future.
Brittney showed Arpeggio the future through her eyes and he saw what will happen if Clockwerk is resurrected and his plan came true.
Arpeggio: (Gasp) That's not a new world order. That's Total Annihilation!
Brittney: That's right.
Laney: It will turn Earth into the most feared planet in the entire universe and Earth will be transformed from a paradise into an Infernal Nightmare amplified 1,000,000-fold!
Lana: Arpeggio I know you want to fly again but we can help you with that.
Arpeggio: You can? How?
Brittney snapped her fingers and Arpeggio grew another set of wings from his back. He saw this and he was shocked. He now had another set of wings that can make him fly.
Brittney: I gave you a second set of wings. These are big enough for you to fly with.
Arpeggio: Thank you so much Brittney!
Arpeggio got out of his cage and for the first time ever, he can fly.
Arpeggio landed next to Brittney and he decided to renounce his criminal ways.
But then Dark Neyla appeared.
Brittney: Dark Neyla! I had a feeling you were here.
Dark Neyla: Yes and now I will achieve what that fool Arpeggio could not.
Lucy: You don't know what you're doing Dark Neyla.
Laney: You'll destroy yourself!
Dark Neyla: Anything to destroy you fools!
Brittney: I knew this was gonna happen.
Dark Neyla went into the Clockwerk Frame and merged with it and it activated again.
Sly: This is not good!
Clock-La: Behold, Clock-La is born!
Clock-La broke out and she was free to terrorize the world.
Brittney: Time to call in the Big Guns!
Maria: Carmen, before you say anything, I am not doing "Get Help".
Carmen: You don't have to. Because Clock-La's going to be the only one who will need help by the time we're done with her!
Laney: Lets get her!
Brittney pressed a button on her watch and a portal opened up above the blimp and then we arrived.
Me: There's that evil bird guys. Lets power up!
Lincoln: You got it!
Me, Varie, Vince, Lincoln, Linka, Laney, Carol, my children and Yuko went Super Angel. The battle that will decide the fate of the Earth had begun.
Me: HIT HER WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
Kouen - Crimson Flames theme plays.
Lola fired a bunch of fireballs at Clock-La and burned the talons off. Lincoln and Lynn blasted her in the wings with lightning and lava. Lori fired wind blasts at Clock-La and they hit her stomach. Luna and Sam punched Clock-La in the eyes and Talia took the Aurora from the Northern Light Battery and fired a blast of energy and burned off Clock-La's tail feathers. Naruto flew in and slammed a Fire Style: Firestorm Rasengan into Clock-La's back and it exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and Luan and Maggie fired blast of light and black fire at Clock-La and it hit her in the stomach and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Inspector Fox fired her shock pistol and Lincoln, Linka and Lily fired lightning and water blasts at Clock-La and they hit her in the head and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOMMMM!
Brittney: Clockwerk and Neyla I will never forgive you for everything you've done over the millennia! It's time for your reign of terror to end forever!
Brittney flew from underneath Clock-La and charged up her punch to an incredible level.
Brittney: This is for the Cooper Family!
She flew to Clock-La's belly.
Brittney: SUPER DRAGON FIST!
She was enveloped in a powerful dragon of pure energy and she plowed right through Clock-La with devastating force! When she emerged from the other side Clock-La exploded and was blown in half. One half landed in the water of the Danube River and the other half landed on the shore.
We all landed and Brittney remembered something. Clock-La mentioned something about a Hate Chip.
Brittney: (Gasps) That's it! Clock-La has something with her called a Hate Chip. It's the source of her power.
Sly: If we remove it she will stop attacking.
Me: Lets do it.
We went and held open Clock-La's mouth and a holographic image of Dark Neyla's face appeared.
Clock-La: I hate you, Team Thievius Raccoonus! I will find you in your sleep and I will destroy you! You will never know a moment's peace for the rest of your short, miserable lives! Clock-La will know revenge! I am revenge! I am the Alpha and the Omega! Clock-La!
Our auras flared up to an extreme intensity.
Brittney: You are nothing Dark Neyla!
Me: Not if we kill you first Dark Neyla!
I pulled out the Hate Chip and we ran when Clock-La exploded.
We regrouped and saw the massive amount of destruction all over the Danube River.
Brittney: It's over guys. We won. The Klaww Gang is history and Clock-La is no more.
I hand Brittney the Hate Chip.
Brittney: So this is the Hate Chip. I can sense that Clockwerk's life force is linked to this chip. The level of hate and evil that I'm sensing off of it is unbelievable.
Brittney scanned Clockwerk's memories in his Life Energy and she made an incredible discovery. She discovered that Clockwerk has lived much longer than what they all first thought.
Brittney: (Gasp) Unbelievable!
Sly: What is it Brittney?
Brittney: I scanned Clockwerk's Life Force and discovered that Clockwerk has been around much longer than what we first thought.
Laney: He's lived since 1300 B.C. right?
Brittney: Yes. That was our first assumption but it says in his memories that he has lived since 10,000 B.C. He lived for over 12,000 years.
We all gasped in sheer amazement.
Me: That's incredible!
Vince: How can an evil bird like Clockwerk live for so long with nothing but extreme hate and jealousy?
Nicole: His hatred and jealousy for the entirety of the Cooper Clan is so strong that when he made his body mechanical it gave him immortality and he was able to live for so long.
Luna: Dude that is horrible.
Sam: No kidding.
Lori: That bird is literally an eternal terror to the entire world in general.
Leni: Totes. Hate is a very dangerous and evil emotion.
Lisa: Correct elder sibling. But love is the strongest of all emotions and it easily overpowers hate with ease.
Lily: Yes. And love will always win over hatred.
Jessie K: It's just hard to imagine that Clockwerk was able to live for so long. Fueled by hatred and jealousy over the Cooper Clan's Thieving Reputation. He's pure evil.
Brittney: That's exactly what I said about him sis.
Laney: But he's actually Pure Evil Incarnate. He must've killed the first ever Cooper back all those years ago. But in the end there was always another Cooper after another.
Brittney: Well this time he will never kill another Cooper again.
Brittney crushed the Hate Chip with her bare hands and she received a huge increase in power.
Brittney: Never again Clockwerk.
Lincoln: Hey guys! Look!
We all saw the Clockwerk parts rapidly age, rust and disintegrate right before our eyes.
Jared: After 12,000 years, Clockwerk, the Owl of Pure Evil and the Terror of The Cooper Clan has finally been silenced forever.
Sly: You said it Jared. At long last my family has been avenged.
Lucy: We finally put an end to Clockwerk's reign of terror and saved the world from total disaster.
Lana: Yep and Dark Neyla is gone too.
Neyla: Good riddence.
Brittney: Yep. And we saved the world from a Cataclysmic Fate worse than death.
Dimitri: You said it Brittney.
Panda King: We restored the honor of the Cooper Clan and saved the future of the world.
Clockwerk's evil spirit suddenly appeared.
Nicole: I got this guys. It's time for you to suffer eternity in darkness for your crimes Clockwerk. (Pulls out the Book of Vile Darkness) Aldruon Enlenthranel Vosolen Lirus-nor!
Clockwerk was forever sealed into the Book of Vile Darkness and the information that it revealed on him was incredible. Clockwerk was responsible for killing the entirety of Sly's family dating back to 10,000 B.C.
Nicole: This is horrible. I can't believe that Clockwerk is that evil and he hated the Cooper Clan with an extremely terrible vengeance.
Sasuke: He was more than just fueled by vengeance. He had all that hatred and jealousy towards the entirety of the Cooper Line. He makes even Madara Uchiha look like a saint compared to him.
Nicole: You're right about that Sasuke. The only difference is that Madara Uchiha was going to destroy the world. Clockwerk was going to destroy only one family line.
Fu: That's horrible. They both make even the Devil himself look like an angel compared to them.
Brittney: Yeah.
Maria: But Clockwerk and Dark Neyla are gone forever and we never have to see them again.
Me: Yep.
Vince: We saved the entire planet.
Carol: We sure did.
I merged the world we were in with Earth and headed home and we rested.
THE END.
Another Series Complete.
Sly 2: Band of Thieves was considered one of the most incredible games I played on PS2 and PS3. When Bentley got forever crippled because of Clock-La it was a shock to Murray as I saw him crying in the end. So I wanted to make a twist to that and prevent that from happening. I plan on doing a Sly 3 chapter later on. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
