Shinji wake up! – Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Same as first, I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion, but just so you know if asked by those who own any of the copyrighted material, I will voluntarily remove it from the story/internet. I don't own Nintendo or Fire Emblem. Oh yeah, Boris you are in here so…I do own him either.(nor did I have permission form all mentioned persons in this Fanfic so I am sorry to you all.)
Also
Special Thanks to L33t N1nj4 Boris for the proofreading, editing and help filling me in on some of my mistakes.
Thanks to everyone (L33t N1nj4 Boris) who let me bounce ideas off them. (I know it hurt but over time your wounds shall heal… I hope) (And no, I will NOT pay for you medical bill.) (Boris: but that cost me my old '98 comp! poor thing…)
Also thanks a lot for the reviews… I think I shall reply to some of them now
To L33t N1nj4 Boris – You're my editor so you really don't NEED to review my twice in one day… Especially, While I am instant messaging you…But thanks for the support anyways…
To Draknal – Thanks very much for your support and probably have gotten back to you by now. I am very glad you like this "little" fic, I got going. Also Thanks for becoming my newest pre-reader
To Andrew – Uh…No, It is not German, it is English grammar jargon. Gerunds are part of American English…They are what I said they are. Gerunds are verbs that take the place of nouns in a sentence usually ending in "–ing." Example, "Skiing is fun." Skiing is a verb acting as a noun…got it? When I wrote this I had a test on them in my English class and since they were in an English class it seemed appropriate. (Boris: and boring…)
To guest111 – I would like to welcome you to the wonderful world of which is Evangelion and Fan fiction! But I suggest you watch the anime to really appreciate it…but Asuka's name is pronounced - ahh-skuh (Boris' E-Z pronunciation)
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Chapter 3- Orlando Cal…No wait, "Repenting Made Simple, made for real people!"
Well on with the show, eh? (Boris: at your own risk people…)
English Classroom -
A terrible noise could be heard from the ceiling of the room as the panel broke out. Luckily for the stooges no one was in the room at the time. Shinji followed by Toji and Kensuke, came out of the roof like a cheap knock off a famous Tom Cruse movie. (Bet you can't guess which one I am taking about…If you can't…Geez have you been living in cave for like the last 8 years?) Toji hastily replaced the ceiling tile while Shinji and Kensuke quickly took their seats. Just then Shinji's cell phone began to ring. Reaching into his backpack, Shinji extracted the sleek phone from its holder and answered it.
"Hello?" was Shinji's plain reply. (Now I know that since they are immigrants that it would be most likely he would talk in Japanese. BUT I have two main reasons why he will not be, They are… #1. I have no clue how to speak Japanese and I am not going to a translator because I am to lazy. #2. I want EVERYONE in the room to understand what he is saying for plot devices later. So don't ask me about it okay!)
"Hey, Shinji! I am just calling to tell you that Gendo allowed me to pick where we are going." said an ecstatic Yui.
At this moment unbeknownst to Shinji the rest of the room began to file in, including Asuka.
"So where are we going?" ask Shinji rather curtly.
"Awwww, why do have to be like that? Anyway since I found out that the best way save money is if we were all going to the same place. So, Since Rei's band camp is in Orlando, Florida. That were we will be going!" said Yui.
"Orlando, near Rei's band camp? Oh okay." said a parroting Shinji. Asuka ears begin to twitch when she hears of the sunny refuge from this hell hole they call New York. "When?" Shinji questioned next.
"Oh I found this cute little airline that was really cheap. If we go tomorrow..."
"WHAT! Tomorrow! Are you sure?" At this, even Rei began to listen in on the conversation as dose the rest of the class.
"Yeah but only if we can get enough people to go along with us. So I need you to invite five people to come along with us."
"Okay…Well I already got Toji and Kensuke to come along so that means I still need to invite three people…" Just as Shinji finished this sentence the whole class rushed over to his desk. Silently putting on their puppy dog faces. Rei began to smile when she heard that she was going to be on a plane with Kensuke. She was already beginning to plan some of her schemes.
"Good! That means you still need to get three more… Just no GERMANS!"
Shinji's ear drum almost burst from the magnitude this last word had been uttered through the phone. "Okay Mom, Don't worry…" 'I hope she doesn't find out…' His face began to blush at the thought.
"Wonderful! I am off to the mall to pick up some clothes for us! So can you tell Rei to have a good day?" was Yui's response.
"Yeah, sure. Good-bye" Shinji replied.
"Bu-bye" Yui said before hanging up.
Once He hung-up the phone, all hell broke loose. The din from most of the student body (with the exception of Toji, Kensuke and Rei) to get Shinji's attention was prosperous. Rei began to smile at how utterly confused her brother was from all of the people trying to earn one of the three tickets to go to Florida. 'Should I help him?…Nah!' was her last though before going back to her plans for Kensuke.
"Hey Shinji, Look what I can do!" said a boy to his left. He began to juggle some crumpled balls of paper. Then the guy next to him chimed in, "Hey I can do better than that!" So he grabbed a chair and began to balance it on his chin. Then it was the Viking's turn. "Oi! That's nothing!" He picked up his battle axe and slammed it through a desk, chopping it in two. "Now imagine if I don't come" he smirked.
Shinji just shivered thinking about what Fimbulhrim the Viking could do. But soon other people began doing more and more ludicrous things just to go on vacation. He heard offers like, "I can make your lunch!" or "I will marry you!" and things like "I'll give you $150!" It was too much for him and the mob just became angrier with each passing moment of indecision from Shinji's part. Shinji just slouched in his chair unable to think coherently to chase off the crowd. 'It is just too loud…' he thought.
"MOVE! I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND!" shouted Asuka over the din. At this remark the whole entire room fell silent and turned to look at the angry German. They then turned back to Shinji for confirmation of this. Shinji just nodded and an audible gasp could be heard. Then a lot sighs from the females in the class. 'I guess having her for a girlfriend is good for some things' thought Shinji.
After her remark Asuka pushed her way through the crowd to where Shinji sat. "Now all of you buzz off I need some time to talk to the baka!" she seethed. The rest off the class including the Vikings were afraid of Asuka in this mood so the slinked quietly back to their seats. She bent over and whispered in his ear, "We will talk about THIS later!" as the teacher was walking in.
Asuka then quickly stood and walked over and took her seat. Leaving Shinji with a very bad feeling.
Upon entering the room the teacher walked over to her desk and smirked at Asuka and Shinji before going into her lesson.
"Alright Class! Today we will learn about Direct Objects…No wait I forgot most of you couldn't figure out what an apple was if hit you on the head. So let's go over what a noun is…" She was cut short by the ding of the intercom system. "Attention, all students! An emergency assembly for all classes is going to held in ten minutes, please report to the Auditorium for an announcement from the Headmaster…" The lazy voice said.
The teacher just sighed and said, "Hikari, take the class to the Auditorium…. Now, I need a drink."
"Yes, sensei!" she replied
"Ugh, don't call me that!"
Just for spite for the comment made to the class Hikari replied, "Yes, sensei!" and quickly left the room with the rest of the class following behind her.
Hallway-
Shinji and the stooges were walking together toward the auditorium as were Asuka and Hikari.
"Oh, I hope there is invasion or something!" said Kensuke. "As if! You know the headmaster he holds one of these "emergency" meetings once a week. They usually turn out to be about how the school reputation has been tarnished or how obesity has plaguing our school." said Toji.
"Well we all KNOW that obesity doesn't exist! All it is, Is a cover-up for aliens injecting their larva into certain people to grow…" was Kensuke response
"Enough!" said a red faced Shinji.
"What is up with you? You normally never speak up …" said a concerned Toji.
"I tired of being spineless. I now know it will bring nothing but pain…" said a slightly embarrassed Shinji. "Well you don't have to bite my head off" said Kensuke. "All I am doing is saying the truth…"
Shinji just scowled. Then it seemed as if the rest of the world just stopped. The voice was back. "You're being a jerk…" it said. 'Well this is what you want right' thought a sarcastic Shinji. The voice began to giggle. "Uh…No, not exactly. I want you to have a spine and stand up for yourself but not at the expense of your friends. You are supposed to use the spiritual enlightenment for good…Not to become a pompous, egotistical, jerk!" said the voice in an amused tone. 'Well, then tell me when I should stand up for myself?'
"I think you know when…"said the angelic voice.
'Really?' thought a sarcastic Shinji. "Yes you do…Will you stop being such a jerk!" said the now angered Voice. 'Fine, I am sorry I just have a lot of things on my mind and all…' Shinji remarked somberly. "That is no excuse! You must have a backbone and be more self-respecting but to a point. We don't need another Donald Trump…" said the now somewhat monotone voice. 'Yeah, I guess I don't want money, fame and power…' the boy aid in a witty tone. "That's NOT what I meant! Geez…Maybe they are right, you're hopeless…"
'Hey what did you just say?' "Nothing for you to be concerned about. So do I have to give you another vision on why you shouldn't be pompous?" 'No, I am sorry, Maybe after I get this straightened out with Asuka I won't be such a jerk.' "Well I hope for your sake and mine…Oh yeah…" The voice then proceeds to cough.
"You must go to the chapel and repent for your sins or else face the eternal pit of Damnation!" came the voice in a creepy deep pitched tone. Shinji who was completely frightened by the change in demeanor quick began to utter apologies. 'I will…Sorry…I will'
The voice began to laugh and then said to the now shocked and confused chilled, "No, I really didn't mean it. The big man doesn't really care, Actually he thinks it is pretty funny how you lilium believe he cares about every little minor sin you do. He puts some of them on tape…." Realizing he has said too much the voice quickly recovers. "Well anyway I'll see you later at the cathedral. Okay?"
'Yeah, sure" said the stuttering Shinji. "Good! Back to real time!" said the fading voice. Then world began to move again while Shinji was lost in thought about what had just taken place.
"Well this is it, you ready to hear the new rant of the Headmaster?" asked Hikari.
Obviously stirred from thought Shinji nodded his head and followed Asuka and the rest of the gang into the auditorium.
In the Auditorium –
The room was extremely large. The ceiling was made of clear glass which allowed the sky to be seen and the walls were covered in red velvet. However Shinji nor did anyone else care. The classes had become so accustomed to what many other people would stand in awe of. So he chose a row and began to walk down it to take a seat.
'Good ol' number 13' he thought looking down at the chair he had chosen to sit in. He had always sat here because the number always seemed fitting to him in someway. Just then a loud voice could be heard over the crowd.
"Shinji get yer arse over here!" Asuka screamed. She smirked at his confusion. Then point to the seat next to her and then to him. "There. Now!"
Not wanting to upset Asuka, Shinji quick got out of seat number thirteen. Then hastily headed off toward his new found girlfriend. Just as he was almost there Toji voice could be heard over the crowd. "God, He is SO henpecked…I would never let that happen to me!"
"I have seen you under Hikari's spell! You were doing everything that she asked." came Kensuke's reply. Shinji caught a glance of Hikari's face turning beet red before hearing Toji's response, "I…I never was henpecked!" "No, you were under the spell, I saw you staring at her…" The soon to be dead nerd was cut off. Soon the noises of some one choking, punches and kicks could be heard from where Toji and Kensuke were sitting. Shinji could only imagine the damage done.
"So…Orlando eh? How convenient." came a seductive whisper in Shinji's ear. This completely took his mind off of the wrath of Toji. He turned to see Asuka leaning toward him with a strange glint in her eye. Not knowing what to say to her, He just nervously stared at her. But after a couple of seconds, Asuka's gentle and "cute" facial features changed. They soon took on the form he dreaded. The wrath of Asuka was upon him, and being this close he could not put up his defenses in time. "Not in THAT way you HENTAI! BAKA HENTAI" she screamed as her kicks found their marks on Shinji's shins.
"Ow! I wasn't thinking like that, you know me better." came Shinji's whimper. "Well, you are a hentai." said she. "I don't think o can forgive you." she said jokingly. "Nothing a trip to Orlando won't fix though."
"I would if I could, but my mother has some…issues on that topic…"
"What so you mean! I thought your mom liked me?"
"Well, she dose now thanks to Rei and that stupid picture."
At this Asuka began to show a feeling never seen to Shinji before. 'Is it hate, or jealousy or anger…I don't know, but I don't like it…'he thought.
"I am going tear that doll to pieces" she whispered. Getting worried for the safety of his sister Shinji quickly tried to intervene but stopped because he forgot how to use his spine again. "Well, so she thinks I am corrupting her little Shinji dose she?"
"Huh?" went along with Shinji's puzzled face.
"Your mother of course!" said the frustrated German.
"Oh, yeah she and my father think it is against God and economics to do what we…did…yester…" he was cut off by a smile on Asuka's face. "Oh, well if it is a good girl they want, it is good girl they shall get… So I how do I prove I am a good girl?"
"Well, since my mother only care about money Just buy her something nice in apology."
"That is easy, what about your father?" said the already plotting teen.
"My father? Well…He is very strange…"was his delayed reply
"Well, what is he making you do?"
"Well, He is a Roman Catholic. (okay don't yell, I am a roman catholic…by baptism ….and it is the only church that I know of that has these rituals. And to make Gendo an opposite of the one in the anime I wanted a religion with a lot of ceremony…So I chose my own) So after our detention he is making me go to the church and repent and pay for my sins…there goes my dating…I mean my gory console game I wanted."
"WHAT? Was that about a dating game?" said a hurt and angry Asuka before kicking him.
Thinking to the manga back in his old country he said the lamest excuse he could come up with, "That was before I met you!"
"That's what I thought you said. Anyway your, "faithful" father wants you to repent, eh? I can do that…for Orlando"
"But you're a protestant…"
"I'll convert, and say you showed me "The light"!" She began to giggle with the evilness of her plan. For some reason unbeknownst to Shinji he began to laugh also. 'I think I have been around Asuka too long' he thought darkly.
After they finished laugh Shinji was able to get out, "I guess converting, tithing and confessing would win him over."
"Good, I'll be there tonight!" she smiled at him.
'Oh my, what have I gotten myself into?' he thought. Just before he could say his protests the micro-phone came on and then senior class president was on the stage.
"Quiet! The Headmaster has called an emergency meeting so please listen to Headmaster Ed Itor." After which the entire hall silenced and a theme song began to play.
A man then walked out from behind the curtain. He was tall, average sized and had dark hair. He had thick rimmed glasses, a pasty complexion, green sweatshirt which had "83 l337 0r d13!"Be leet or die on it, a baseball cap that says, "G33K not Greek" Geek not Greek and black cargo pants, the stereotypical geek.
"4h3m! 1, H34dm4573r 3d 170r, 4m h3r3 70 74k 4b0u7 4 6r4v3 d4n63r. 7h15 71m3 17 15 w0r53 7h4n z0mb135 0r 3v3n 7h3 d0wnf4 0f N1n73nd0. 7h15 71m3 0ur 5ch00'5 h0n0r h45 b33n 74rn15h3d!" Ahem! I, Headmaster Ed Itor, am here to talk about a grave danger. This time it is worse than zombies or even the downfall of Nintendo. This time our school's honor has been tarnished! He pauses for impact then coughs and continues. "70d4y 0u751d3 0ur 64735 w3 w3r3 pub1cy hum11473d. W3 w3r3 u53d 1n 4 n3w5 570ry 4b0u7 4 d4n63r0u5 n3w 7r3nd 7h47 m4y hur7 4 0f u5. 7h15 15 0f c0ur53 5k1pp1n6 5ch00!...Wh3n n0 600d 64m3 r334535 0ccurr3d 7h47 d4y! 1 4m v3ry d154pp01n73d 1n y0u! 50 f0r y0ur hum114710n 1 5h4 m4k3 y0u w47ch 7h15!" Today outside our gates we were publicly humiliated. We were used in a news story about a dangerous new trend that may hurt all of us. This is of course skipping school!...When no good game releases occurred that day! I am very disappointed in you! So for your humiliation I shall make you watch this dishonor!He then turns and a drop down movie screen unfurls behind him and "channel 700 news" begins to play.
The T.V. show
Theme song plays
"Welcome Back, I am Amanda Killer! And I am Bob Whiner, and here's the news! A new fad has been plaguing children in our schools! Is it small pox? Or child molesters? Or could it even be the return of non-low fat choices in the cafeteria? Find-out after this clip of Scratchy the surfing porcupine!" Benny Hill style music begins to play and an image of a porcupine surfing is shown on the screen. "Aww. Wasn't that cute?" "Yes it sure was Amanda. But now on to the more pressing matters. What is it that is happening in our schools? It is a new trend of "skipping school."" "Oh, Bob that sounds horrible! What is it?" Dark and terrifying music begins to play and the studio lights dim. "It is a terrible and awful thing. It is when children…(dramatic voice) Leave school to pursue other activities, rather than study their academics." A scream is heard and the camera pans over to see Amanda has fainted onto the desk. "Yes, I know it can be almost as scary as your face. But the point is students don't understand the danger this puts them in. With more on this, is Danny."
"Hi Bob! Well here we are in front of Ramiel Institute of Education. And as we were bringing you this horrific story, it happened right before our very eyes. Here is the clip." Just then a clip of Kaworu Nagisa slipping away was played for the entire viewing audience to see. "You see how scared he was of us catching him? Look right there." He circled the wet spot on the boy's pants with a John Madden like yellow circle. "Yep, poor boy. Back to you Bob!"
"Thanks, I-don't-care-what-your-name-was. And on with the weather, is going to be sunny Tom?"
Back in the Auditorium
The noise was so loud the glass roof was rattling. The entire auditorium had erupted in laughter. Shinji and Asuka were laughing the hardest though. After about a couple of minutes the laughter began to die down and the headmaster returned to podium.
"4h3m. Y0u 533 h0w 7h15 h45 74rn15h3d 0ur 5ch00'5 h0n0r! W3 mu57 46r33 7h47 7h15 w1 n3v3r h4pp3n 4641n. Du3 70 7h15 1 h4v3 d34 w17h 7h3 P74 4641n, 50 7h47 m34n5 355 71m3 f0r m3 70 p4y 574rr4f7 7hu5 355 71m3 f0r y0u 70 d0 4NY7H1N6! 50, 1 w1 45516n 4 7w3n7y p463 3554y 0n 7h3 h1570ry 0f 337, 4nd 4 2 p463 r3p0r7 0n 7h3 b361nn1n65 0f 64m1n6 du3 1n 7w0 w33k5 1f n07h1n6 15 5ubm1773d y0u w1 b3 3xp33d. 7h47 15 4." Ahem. You see how this has tarnished our school's honor! We must agree that this will never happen again. Due to this I have deal with the PTA again, so that means less time for me to play StarCraft thus less time for you to do ANYTHING! So, I will assign a twenty page essay on the history of L33t, and a 2 page report on the beginnings of gaming due in two weeks. If nothing is submitted you will be expelled. That is all. He then straitens his hair, pulls out a pocket gaming device and walks off with groans from the school body.
Detention -
After the Auditorium fiasco, Shinji and Asuka were so occupied about the revenge they had enacted upon their nemesis they had forgotten all about their friends. Hey were so busy acting how they used to they forgot about the whole "dating" thing. And were finally starting to get to know one another better. Afterwards they were off to the rest of their classes. After which they returned here for their daily punishment.
"Hey Shinji? What is the church of your like?" asked Asuka
"Oh, Well it is very large and we have priests and altar boys who do most of the ceremonies. I really don't know much because my dad just got in to himself when we moved here."
"oh, well it can't be that bad…"She remarked.
"It will be, It will be." said Shinji in a Yoda voice
"Shut-up you otaku!" She screamed and threw the eraser she was clapping at him. The rest of the evening when by silently while Shinji and Asuka attended to their "extreme punishments." This all changed when Gendo came for Shinji.
"Shinji, It is time…" said the Man standing in the doorway of the English class room. It was Gendo, but instead of his Hawaiian shirt, he was wearing all black, a cross in his right hand and a bible in his left. Shinji got up and headed for the door. Just then Asuka turned toward them and put on a fake smile, which broke under the glaring of Gendo.
"M…Mister I…Ikari, I am Shinji's girlfriend, Asuka. Asuka Langley Soryu…" said Asuka in a very timid and sweet voice. Shinji grimaced at these words. 'Girlfriend, I don't think I will get used to that…Oh no! What will dad do?' were Shinji's thoughts.
Gendo's eyes became wide as saucers and stared at the now, trembling Asuka which had never happened in her life before. Soon the storm clouds from before reappeared and cracks of thunder could be heard. "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LURED HIM INTO THIS LIFE OF SIN! YOU HEATHEN! KAMI-SAMA SHALL SMITE THEE!"
Regaining her composer Asuka remembered her plan to get to Florida and put it into action. "I am sorry sir! I didn't know what I was doing was a sin! Your son hath shown me the light! Please sir, help me convert…"
At this the clouds began to and Gendo began to smile. "You have seen the light of Kami-sama?"
"Yes, thanks to your son." Asuka cracked a big fake smile.
"Well, I think Yui was wrong. You are a sweet girl, just misguided by the devil. Fine I shall call your mother and bring you with us to midnight mass..." said Gendo. 'This ought to earn me bonus points with Kami-sama! I am sure he let me in now….' He thought afterward as he made the sign of the cross the reached for his cell phone.
'Sun here I come' was Asuka's last thought before leaving with the Ikari's. While Shinji who was still trying to comprehend what he ate for breakfast let alone what and happened to him today just followed behind like a lost sheep. 'I hope I have waffles for breakfast tomorrow' was this pitiful boy's final thought before going to "repent."
Hurray! I would finish now because I am extremely tired…But the title won't make sense without this final scene…Oh well the show must go on…. So enjoy some well earned FanFic…
(Boris: Hey Joe, do you ever run out of lines like that?)
The Chapel
It was a large building, with large stained glass windows and large stained oak doors. And our little trio was headed to repent for their sins. By this point Shinji was extremely uncomfortable with his father asking Asuka really personal questions about them. Once inside all the fun was about to begin.
Once they entered the large main hall they were shocked by its magnificence. Tall stained glass windows adorned with the pictures of the apostles which lead the eye down to the altar. Above it was the cross with the savior of their faith Jesus upon it. Next to that was a large organ with was used during Sunday mass and special occasions. Shinji's eye continued along to see the small alcove of candles in the corner and the confessions booths.
Quickly He and Gendo had taken some of the holy water by the door and performed the ritual of the cross before entering. Seeing the puzzled face of the German, Shinji turned around and smiled. For this was one thing he knew and she did not. "What me to show you how?"
"No! I can figure it out…" said the self-confidant girl. Afterwards sticking her fingers into the bowl and making the sign of the cross. But when she finished she could see Shinji was holding back laughter. "WHAT?" she shouted in frustration.
Shinji quick stopped laughing and pressed hid fingers to his lips. "Not so loud…do you want dad to get angry?" "Then what did I do?" she whispered angrily.
Shinji smiled and said, "You made the sign of the cross backwards." He stood and caught up with his father leaving a stewing Asuka behind him.
"Oh, I am saved now" whispered Gendo. "What do you mean by that?" asked his son. "Nothing, just nothing…oh here is the priest now" said quickly. Gendo eagerly jumped to his feet and ran over to the man standing at the altar.
A/N:Okay, was going to finish this scene but guess what…I am lazy and tried…so it is a cliff hangar! Hooray laziness! So many things happened in this chapter. What will Shinji's Guardian Angel have to say to him? Will Asuka be able to convert and then finally be able to go Orlando? Will I ever get over my laziness? Find out next time!
The Randomness will be with you…Always…(Whether you like it or not!)
A/O/N: Okay I sorry I am so late but I was really busy. Also I want to apologize again for any faiths or anyone else I may have offended, I am sorry if I did. This not a religious fanfic it is just meant to be funny and this is only a small part of the story and it is a way to get some humor into it…you'll see in the next chapter…(evil grin). Oh and if you have any suggestions or opinions on how to help this little fic out please review me or go to my forum… Thanks! Read and review…
A/O/O/N: This site isn't allowing me to upload the finished product due to it is saved as read only file and I can't fix it. I had to copy and paste both my editor's copy and my pre-reader's copy together. So the editing may have been worthless…lol…It's not their fault it is mine…I promise when I get the time I will try to sort it out...Sorry guys….
A/O/O/O/N: Almost forgot…Can you stop the extraterrestrial abductions? They have been getting under my skin….
Editor's Notes: 'Sup, Boris here. My job as an editor for this (vulgar word omitted) is tough. Not only do I have to correct every mistake Joe makes (that's a frigg'n huge amount), I fix up the story too. I had a little fun in this chapter though (there's a reference to me in here, if u can't find it then u need to get punched in the face, it's that easy to point out). Ach, I'm missing my reading-Rurouni Kenshin-time! Oh no! (dramatic music plays.) Anyway I'll leave u guys to Joe's horrible, err…I mean, GOOD, now trademarked ending phrase (it's German!) To all of j00 L33t ppl out there: 574y 337! To all of the non-L33t n00bx0rx out there: 830/3 337 0r d13! (not really)
C ya!
Ich werde Sie später sehen!
