The Worst Danny Phantom Fic Ever

By: Sir Hidden Gilbertson Author, Esq.

I do not own Danny Phantom

Please bear in mind that I am doing this only to blow off steam. I had a lot of major inspirational backup after I finished Exceptions, but I'm stuck on a brief snag on Hopes, WHICH I CANNOT STOP WRITING….(AHHHH) Heh. Fortunately, I think the problem passes. I'm just blowing off some steam by writing the worst thing I have ever written or read. Feel free to hate it or laugh, that's entirely the point.

This is a oneshot, and has nothing to do with my running series.

Chapter Purple – Random Bad Story.

Danny woke up. He turned into a ghost 'cause he is one. Then he flew down stairs and waved at his parents.

"Hi mom. Hi dad. I'm Danny Phantom, and I'm actually your son, Danny." He turned back because he can do that to. Did I mention his parents hunt ghosts?

"Ghost!" Jack yelled. Or would have earlier if Danny had not turned into his human son. Now he grinned.

"I totally get it. You are a ghost and I accept that with no guilt or other problems at all."

Maddie nodded happily. "Yes son I don't feel bad at all about hunting you and I love you."

Danny said whatever and flew to school.

Where he transformed and confessed to everyone because he felt like it, because he didn't want to keep a secret anymore.

Dash became his best friend and Paulina dated him. He turned down Sam for Paulina just because she was hot and stuff and Sam was fine with it because she was.

Just then two new students came up to Danny and said hi.

"Hi Danny I'm Mary Sue." She kissed him on the cheek and he fell in love with her and left Paulina.

"Hi Danny I'm Gary Sue." The boy shook his hand and Danny knew this was the smartest coolest guy ever. Sam totally fell in love with him and they started dating.

"Guess what Danny? We know your secret."

Danny grinned at Mary and Gary. "Really? How?"

They turned into ghosts. "Because we're part ghost too. And we're way stronger and cooler at it than you even though there is no reason we're like this."

Danny nodded and kissed Mary.

Suddenly Vlad showed up and told them he gave up. He had seen the power of Mary and Gary and knew he was beat. But he decided to turn over a new leaf and be nice from now on. Danny forgave him and trusted him and they watched the Packers together.

Then Danny became evil for no reason and killed everyone.

The end.

BLEH-BLEH-BLEH-BLEH-BLEH-BLEH

Glad I got that out of my system. I mean no offense to anyone following any one of those general plotlines, I was not dissing the plot, I was trying to do those plots poorly. Now I feel better. Thank you.

HiddenAuthor