In the elementary school of hell. Mrs. Mayberry explains that today's lesson will be what they want to do later when they grow up.
"Are there those who already have an idea of their future career?" The pink imp girl asks.
"A singer Verosika Mayday." A young succubus announces.
"A gun dealer." A tomato red imp raises his hand.
Beel and Bone had the same idea of a career.
"Beelzebub and T-Bone?"
"We will be grown up, we will later be working for IMP."
"IMP? Being happy with the job your dad did. I would say it's a good business."
Quick reminder: When Mayberry arrived in hell, she hired IMP to kill Martha. A woman whose husband fucked on their wedding anniversary. Moxxie kills her by shooting a bullet in her eye.
"You are going to report on your future career job for tomorrow."
For their future employment career. Mrs. Mayberry will ask the young schoolchildren to make a report card of the future work they want to do later.
Beelzebub and T-Bone had the same idea of work they wanted to do later.
The black Hellcat and the young skeleton are at the IMP office.
"So if I sum up, you and ossicle, you want to work at IMP when you are older?" Blitzo sums up the words of his son and his friend.
"Yes."
"That's right Mr. Blitzo and my name is T-Bone."
"I'm proud of my son. He wants to follow in his father's footsteps. Fuck yeah, you can work here."
"Cool!" The boys are doing a hive-five.
"Precisely we have a new contact today. You will be able to see us in action."
Blitzo will explain to M & M the homework he has to do for school. Moxxie hands the two kids modified Nerf guns to defend themselves just in case.
Through the magical portal the group lands in front of a luxurious three-story palace.
"Beel, Bone, the key to a successful assassination mission is being futile like a ninja.," Millie explains to them.
The black Hellcat and the young skeleton take notes for their assignment.
"To go to earth do you really need to have a spellbook?"
"Certainly without him we cannot go to many places on earth, like here for example." Blitz explains.
The group infiltrates the palace, passes through the large corridor which is guarded by two bodyguards.
"Beel, Bone sometimes during a mission there are obstacles, like these. Sometimes we have to remove them too." Millie explains to them.
The Imp girl runs towards the two humans, takes her knife and stabs the first one.
The second tries to take his gun but is shot by Moxxie.
Beelzebub and T-Bone take other notes for their homework. The group walks towards the hall which leads to a large room with laser pointers.
"So it happens that the target has a high level security system that we have to be careful of not to run away motherfucker."
"Let me do it." The Black Hellcat hacks security systems. Turn off all cameras.
Alarms and security system turned off. The group arrives at the target's office. A dictator who is a really big asshole and who treats his subjects like shit.
"Who the fuck are you? It's not Halloween."
"We are here to kill you."
"An attack on me? This is not the first time that one tries to kill me in my palace. Kept secret!"
The dictator had secret bodyguards protecting him. They are six. IMP confront two each and the human fleas.
"Daddy, he's running away!"
"Beel, we're busy." Blitzo punches the human in front of him.
"Bone is taking care of him." He suggests it to his friend.
"Are you sure? We're not assassins like them." Bone hesitates a bit.
"Everything is going to be fine. Remember we are Call of Duty pros." Call him back.
The two young boys run after the human, armed with their Nerf pistols. Humans run as fast as they can.
The skeleton takes one of its bones to throw it like a boomerang. The bone causes the dictator to overthrow.
"Do you really think you can kill me? You're just kids."
"We're kids. Kids who played Call of Duty a lot."
Boom! Bitch! "The two shoot the dictator in the head.
"Wow your Uncle Moxxie gives really good advice."
"Yes, he helps me a lot in this area."
"What do we do with that bitch's body?"
"Will bring it!"
They carry the dead body of the dictator to his office. Meanwhile. Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie continue to confront the bodyguards.
He tries to stab Millie but is shot by Moxxie. The Imp girl kills both with her pick-up.
Blitzo and Moxxie shoot the last. "Our target took the opportunity to flee."
"What are we doing, chasing him?"
"The palace is really big and ... Beelzebub and his friend are lost in the palace!"
"We got it."
"Did you manage to kill the asshole?"
"Yes, thanks to Mr. Moxie's method." Bone says.
"You two, later on you'll be good killers like us."
"Thank you Aunt Millie. Thanks to this mission, we have all the information for our duty."
"Yeah!" They're doing a High-five.
Four years later, in the future, in a parallel world in history that isn't really ...
At the IMP office. Beelzebub is now at the head of the company.
"To be honest with you, the company is doing really well and I won't name a name. Blaze, Kelly, Bone and I."
Note: Blaze is a Red Imp who looks like Hellboy without big muscles, wears military gear, and is in charge of armaments. Kelly is a plum colored succubus, she wears a white top with a pink skirt, killer.
"Anyone have an idea to promote the company?"
"How about we do a car wash?" Kelly suggests.
"Kelly we're in hell, nobody cares about having a clean car." Kerberus said.
Kerberus is a Hellbound gray wolf, with white hair, wearing a jacket with a skull motif. He works as a security.
"I suggest we do a commercial." Bone suggests.
"Um ... My dad did a lot of commercials and even ads. Approve. Now let's talk about the next assignment." Beelzebub says but a voice interrupts.
? : you are a bunch of crazy people!
The group turns to look at the child on a hospital bed connected to a machine.
"Shut up kid, feel lucky we didn't kill you."
"Band of virgins, you don't have the balls to do it."
"Lucy, is he our target?"
Lucy works as a secretary and she is the one who arranges meetings with clients, money, etc.
"Yes.," The white hellcat replied.
"Me?" The human asks.
"Yep."
"Whose good human did I shoot?" Blaze is relieved to be on target.
"Yes." Lucy says.
"I really wonder which adult wants the death of a child but it doesn't matter. That's what the client wants."
The adult black Hellcat picks up his gun and shoots the kid.
Beelzebub: at IMP we take work seriously. No matter the target, we kill him. We are professional assassins.
