The Slap Sticky Chronicles

It all started when…

Naruto: Arrghhh!

Sasuke: What happened? Why is the microwave on fire!

Naruto: Well, I just put my canned ramen in the microwave and it exploded!

Sakura: Naruto, I didn't think even you could be that stupid.

Sasuke: Really? I did.

Naruto: I doused the microwave with water, but something still smells like it's burning.

Kakashi: (poofs into existence) Naruto, your heads on fire.

Naruto: Oh. That would explain it. (folds arms) Wait, what did you say?

Sasuke: He said that your heads on fire, dobe.

Naruto: Arrghhh! (again)

Hinata: (runs out of Naruto's room) H-here Naruto-Kun. (dumps water on Naruto's head)

Naruto: Thanks Hina- (head bursts into flames again) Eeeeppp!

Kakashi: Oh, I get it! Instead of a re-lighting candle, it's a re-lighting idiot! Kool!

Sasuke: Wait, Hinata, why were you in Naruto's room?

Hinata: W-well I t-transformed into a p-pillow a-and… nothing!

Naruto: (dunks head in sink) Aaaahhhhh… wait, this is hot water! Crapppp!

: Hey dudes!

Sakura: (eye twitches) Who do you think you are!

: I'm Nightshade's friend, Kinzu.

Sakura: No, not that! Your abusing makeup almost as much as Gaara! You've got black and white hair!

Kinzu: These are my natural hair colors, baka.

Sakura: W-what did you just call me!

Kinzu: Turn up your hearing aid, old hag. I called you a baka.

Sakura: That's it! You've been in this comic for 15 seconds and I've already had it with you! I'll dest-

Kinzu: (appears behind Sakura) You'll what?

Sasuke: (has kunai at Kinzu's throat) What she meant to say was that I'll destroy you.

Kinzu: And how do you plan to accomplish that by stabbing a straw dummy?

Sasuke: (looks at doll that was previously Kinzu) Wha…? What technique was that?

Kinzu: It's called swap yourself for doll while enemies are monologing jutsu.

Kakashi: Ah, I see. That's a very advanced technique.

Kinzu: I was being sarcastic, genius.

Nightshade: (hanging from ceiling) So Kakashi of the sharingan eye can't tell what sarcasum is, eh? Pitiful...or was I supposed to say pathetic?

Kakashi!

Naruto!

Sakura!

Sasuke!

Hinata!

Kinzu: Dot dot dot.

Sasuke: Wait, did you just say dot dot dot?

Kinzu: Yeah, I guess I did.