The Slap Sticky Chronicles
It all started when…
Naruto: Arrghhh!
Sasuke: What happened? Why is the microwave on fire!
Naruto: Well, I just put my canned ramen in the microwave and it exploded!
Sakura: Naruto, I didn't think even you could be that stupid.
Sasuke: Really? I did.
Naruto: I doused the microwave with water, but something still smells like it's burning.
Kakashi: (poofs into existence) Naruto, your heads on fire.
Naruto: Oh. That would explain it. (folds arms) Wait, what did you say?
Sasuke: He said that your heads on fire, dobe.
Naruto: Arrghhh! (again)
Hinata: (runs out of Naruto's room) H-here Naruto-Kun. (dumps water on Naruto's head)
Naruto: Thanks Hina- (head bursts into flames again) Eeeeppp!
Kakashi: Oh, I get it! Instead of a re-lighting candle, it's a re-lighting idiot! Kool!
Sasuke: Wait, Hinata, why were you in Naruto's room?
Hinata: W-well I t-transformed into a p-pillow a-and… nothing!
Naruto: (dunks head in sink) Aaaahhhhh… wait, this is hot water! Crapppp!
: Hey dudes!
Sakura: (eye twitches) Who do you think you are!
: I'm Nightshade's friend, Kinzu.
Sakura: No, not that! Your abusing makeup almost as much as Gaara! You've got black and white hair!
Kinzu: These are my natural hair colors, baka.
Sakura: W-what did you just call me!
Kinzu: Turn up your hearing aid, old hag. I called you a baka.
Sakura: That's it! You've been in this comic for 15 seconds and I've already had it with you! I'll dest-
Kinzu: (appears behind Sakura) You'll what?
Sasuke: (has kunai at Kinzu's throat) What she meant to say was that I'll destroy you.
Kinzu: And how do you plan to accomplish that by stabbing a straw dummy?
Sasuke: (looks at doll that was previously Kinzu) Wha…? What technique was that?
Kinzu: It's called swap yourself for doll while enemies are monologing jutsu.
Kakashi: Ah, I see. That's a very advanced technique.
Kinzu: I was being sarcastic, genius.
Nightshade: (hanging from ceiling) So Kakashi of the sharingan eye can't tell what sarcasum is, eh? Pitiful...or was I supposed to say pathetic?
Kakashi!
Naruto!
Sakura!
Sasuke!
Hinata!
Kinzu: Dot dot dot.
Sasuke: Wait, did you just say dot dot dot?
Kinzu: Yeah, I guess I did.
