1Nightshade Blackheart: My latest comic is a piece of filth as usual. (Starts crying)
Sakura: It's ok. Stop being so hard on yourself.
Nightshade: Muhahahahahaha! You fell for it! (Turns around and stomps on Sakura)
Naruto: Sakura-chan! I'll save you! Because I'm a hero! Believe it!(runs at Nightshade)
Nightshade: (Trips Naruto and stomps on him) Now you may proceed with reading my comic!
The Slap Sticky Chronicles
Sakura: Yawnnn...That was a good sleep. I had the oddest dream though.(walks over to mirror) What the...? Eeeeekkkk!
Sasuke: Huh? What was that?(runs into Sakura's room) What's going on?
Sakura: Oh no! He got you too Sasuke!
Sasuke: What do you mean?(walks over to mirrror) Oh. My. God!
Naruto: What's going on...? Why do you guys have "Kinzu wuz here" branded on your foreheads?
Sakura: For the same reason you do, idiot!(pulls Naruto in front of mirror)
Naruto: Holy crap! So that was the burning ramen that fell on my head in my dream!
Kakashi: Good morning!
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke: Kakashi sensei?
Kakashi: What is it students who I cherish?
Sakura: Umm, are you feeling ok?
Kakshi: Why yes, I am! Thank you for asking! (Hugs Sakura)
Sasuke: Kakashi sensei, something is definatly wrong with you.
Kakashi: Why are you surprised by my youthful actions?
Kinzu: Morning everyone! I trust you all had a good sleep.(grins evilly)
Sakura: Why you...!
Naruto: Wait, were's Hinata?
Kinzu: Oh, her? She got up early so I had to tie her up.
Naruto: You tied her up just because she was up early! I'll kill you!(hits Kinzu's forehead protecter, which falls off)
Sakura: Wait a minute, "Kinzu wuz here" is branded on your forehead, too!
Kinzu: What! It is? I must have been sleepwalking and branded it on myself too! Shiz!
Nightshade: What's all the commotion about?
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto: Kinzu branded "Kinzu wuz here" on everyone's forehead, including his own!
Nightshade: Oh. Well you got off easy Sakura. He could of put a much longer message on your forehead. After all, there's plenty of room.(smirks evilly)
Sakura: Why you...Wait, didn't I just say that? I'm running out of lines...
Hinata: Mmmpphh!
Naruto: Don't worry Hinata! I'm coming!
Kakashi: Go Naruto! Bring forth the power of youth!
Nightshade:(restraining Sakura from hitting him with two fingers) Hey Kinzu. Were did you put Hinata anyway.
Kinzu:(pushes a button on remote control)
Naruto: Huh? Oh no, I'm trapped! Open the door!
Kinzu: The garage.
Kakashi: Pranks are very youthful! Let your inner youthfulness show!
Kinzu: If your talking about my underwear, no way.
Nightshade: Are you aware I'm being bored to death?
Kakashi: Being bored is not youthful. You should train and be active!
Kinzu: When he snaps out of this youthful phase, it is going to be hilarious.
Sasuke: I wish there was some way to make people teleport from one place to another in a matter of seconds.
Nightshade: There is. Let me show you...(takes out cell phone) Yo Ruler. Come on over. Oh, and bring sticky.(hangs up) Now we just wait.
Sasuke: There's no way they could get here in-
Ruler: Yo Nightshade!
Sasuke: Okayyyy...
Nightshade's Corner
Who are Ruler and Sticky? When will Kinzu let Naruto and Hinata out of the garage? And what has happened to Kakashi? Find out next time!
(Soap opera music plays)
Cut that out!
