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Ruler: Warning; this chapter may contain content inappropriate for tasteless idiots. That is all.
The Slap Sticky Chronicles
Kinzu: Yo Ruler. Glad you could make it.
Kakashi: Hello Ruler! Introductions are youthful! My name is-
Ruler: Kakashi. Your name's Kakashi.I already know. I can see the little name boxes on the side.
Kakashi: You must have vision powered by youth! Not even I had noticed them!
Ruler: Can I shoot him?
Nightshade: Yeah sure. Just not near his vital spots. It'll endanger the fait of this comic.
Ruler: (pulls out bow) Ok. (Shoots Kakashi's butt)
Kakashi: Wow, that was a good shot. You must have been training! Training is extremely youthful! In fact, It's so youthful that it makes me want to sing a youthful song!(music starts) I'm not wearing underwear to-
Kinzu: That's enough!(covers Kakashi's mouth) Just shut up already!
Ruler: What's with this youth obsessed freak?
Sticky: (who is a mute stick figure) (holds up sign)
Sing reads: Youth obsessed? I thought he was an actor from "The Sound of Music."
Kinzu: They're practically the same thing. Who asked your opinion though? (Slaps Sticky)
Sasuke: How come I'm not getting any lines?
Nightshade: Because you're my least favorite character and I'm the writer of this comic so I do whatever I want to.
Sasuke: That does it! I'm calling you out! Choose your weapon!
Nightshade: Sure. My weapon is my pencil.
Sasuke: Then I choose my kunai! Prepare to lose! (Charges)
Nightshade: (scribbles on pad)
Sasuke: (stops) Ughhh...I gotta go to the bathroom.(runs away)
Ruler: (looks at Nightshade's pad) Ahh, so you made him get indigestion. I see now.
Sakura: That was so mean! Now I'll really hurt you! (Attacks Nightshade)
Nightshade: (stops Sakura with two fingers again) Don't even try it.
Lee: (swings through window) Sakura-channnnn!
Sasuke: Lee! What are you doing in this comic?
Lee: I was the one who hypnotized Kakashi! It was me and Guy sensei! Now I have returned to aid Sakura in her darkest hour! Squirrels! Attack! (Huge horde of squirrels rush at Nightshade)
Nightshade: Holey foaming road kill! Oh wait a second. (Scribbles on pad)
Lee: (watches in horror as the squirrels explode) Nooooooo! My fluffy friends!
Nightshade: I just realized how much power I have.
Kinzu: Yes, but with great power comes great responsibilities.
Nightshade: Were have I heard that before?
Nightshade's Corner
I'm wondering how you liked it. I won't find out if you don't review though!
Kinzu: No, no, no. Your supposed to do it like this. We demand reviews of the highest quality! Rawwr! (Foams)
Okayyy...just review, alright?
