Lee: Why have I been abruptly taken out of this comic? It is not fair...

Nightshade: (hits Lee) I don't believe no ones told you before, but you're a freak with eyebrows the size of the leaning tower of pizza! Wait, that didn't come out right...

Lee: Nooooooo! I am grieved by your sorrow striking comments!

Nightshade: Yeah, yeah, we've all established that. So shut up! (Stomps on Lee) On to the comic!

The Slap Sticky Chronicles

Nightshade: You know Kinzu, I think I just might want that ham sandwich now.

Kinzu: Now you're talkin!

Suddenly, an overly dramatic poof of smoke bursts into existence.

Ruler: What the...?

Some guy: Halt evildoers! You will go no further!

Kinzu: Eh heh heh...You've got it all wrong see-(is cut off)

Kakashi: Hello! My name is Kakshi! I am pleased to meet you!

Some guy: Ahem...as I was saying, we will smite you!

Kinzu: We? You and what army, addlebrain?

Some guy: This army! (Waves arm as limping donkey with a sickly looking guy on it)

Nightshade: (snickers) I'm so scared of you!

Some guy: You should be! For we are-(cut off)

Kinzu: foolish scum who have come to rid your toilets of filth!

Ruler: So they're carpenters?

Some guy: This is an outrage! We will destroy your every living fiber within your filth riddled bodies!

Kinzu: Before you attack us and all, at least tell us your name.

Some guy: I am... A. Random Guy! The A is short for Albert.

Nightshade: Well, that makes things a great deal easier.

Other guy: Shall we draw our swords and prepare a full scale assault sir?

A. Random Guy: No, we will give them...the evil glare! (Stares hard at the group)

Ruler: Pfffttt. Pathetic. (Draws bow) May I do the honors?

Nightshade: Certainly.

A. Random Guy: Tis not working! (Gets shot in the eye with an arrow) Gah!

Ruler: Heh...(shoots A. Random Guy in the other eye)

A. Random Guy: Arrgghh! You have not seen the last of me! Although I have just seen the last of you! (Poofs away)

Kinzu: So, uh, wanna get a ham sandwich?

In the garage...

Sasuke: Darn! I can't seem to find a way out of here!

Naruto: Hinata, can you use your Byukagan to see through the walls?

Hinata: S-sure...Byukagan! (Eyes turn into egg whites)

Sasuke: Once again my arch nemisis strikes!

Naruto: Oh my god, Hinata!

Hinata: M-my eyes! T-their hard boiled! I hate hard boiled eggs!

Sasuke: Oh, the cruel twists of fate...

Upstairs again...

Ruler: Nightshade, what did you do now?

Nightshade: Oh, just give Hinata a, erm, make over.

Ruler: My stomach is feeling something wrong here...or maybe that's just that burnt ramen I had earlier.

Kinzu: I'd put my money on the second option.

Kakashi: Make overs are youthful! I am thrilled to have such youthful companions!

Ruler: How are we going to get him back to normal? It seems imposable...

Nightshade: If we can't change him, we'll have to get rid of him. (Scribbles on pad)

Sasuke: What's going on up there?

Behind Sasuke there was a puff of white smoke.

Kakashi: Hello students! I am here to join you in the garage!

Naruto: Nooooo!

Sasuke: And I thought this couldn't get any worse...