1Kinzu: Introductions, introductions, introductions. Where's my script? I forgot what to say. At least give me a que card so I know what to say when we're on the air?

Nightshade: We are on the air.

Kinzu: 0o craaaaaap...

The Slap Sticky Chronicles

Naruto: Now we've got to put up with two idiots down here!

Sasuke: Heh heh. Hinata, you got dicsed.

Naruto: I was talking about you.

Sasuke: Why I outta...

Kakashi: Do not bicker! It is un-youthful.

Sasuke: Don't run me through your youthful crap again. Now let me at him!

Ruler: There seems to be an awful lot of noise down there. Can I open the door just a little and then shoot them?

Nightshade: No. Remember what I told you?

Ruler: Didn't you tell me something about not telling them the back door to the garage is unlocked?

Nightshade: Yes, you idiot, I did.

Kinzu: Sigh...

Sticky: (holds up sign)

Sign: Did he just say sigh?

Kinzu: Stop correcting me! (hits Sticky)

Ruler: Oh. I didn't see you there Sticky. We must be playing sherades, cause he's imitating a pancake.

Sakura: Am I being completely ignored here?

Nightshade: Well duh.

Sakura: I'm in no mood to be treated like this. I'm going to open the door to the garage for Sasuke.

Nightshade: I'm not stopping you.

Suddenly, the door crashed down on Sakura to reveal a very surprised gang of idiots.

Nightshade: Looks as though they've already unwittingly figured that out.

Naruto: Free at last!

Kakashi: My head hurts...it also feels funny. (Pokes increasingly large bump on head) ouch!

Kinzu: Hey, he didn't say owie, so he must be getting better!

Sasuke: Why do I feel something squishy under me? (Gets up and looks at Sakura)

Sakura: I've never felt better! (attacks Sasuke like the rabid fan girl she is)

Sasuke: No don't...! Stay away from me!

Kinzu: Good to see that pretty boy and his faithful pet are still getting along.

Ruler: Dude! What did you do to Hinata?

Hinata: A-are you insulting my face? I-I'm not surprised. I must look awful...

Naruto: There there Hinata. You don't look that bad.

Kinzu: Are those hard boiled? I need those to make my pudding! Hand over your eyes! (Chases Hinata)

Hinata: D-don't make me use my juken!

Kinzu: As if you could see me to do that! I demand in the name of the holey pudding that you fork over your eyes!

Ruler: Umm...I think I can find the butter if I look hard enough. Maybe we could still make those ham sandwiches?

Nightshade: Sounds good to me.

Nightshade's corner

I've got breaking news! The illustrator of this comic just had a sudden heart attack! (As seen in Monty Python) Oh wait a sec...there is no illustrator, is there? Correction: some worthless guy in wherever worthless dudes lived, just kicked the can. Not that I, or anyone cares, but you get the point! Just R&R, ok?