1Kinzu: Introductions, introductions, introductions. Where's my script? I forgot what to say. At least give me a que card so I know what to say when we're on the air?
Nightshade: We are on the air.
Kinzu: 0o craaaaaap...
The Slap Sticky Chronicles
Naruto: Now we've got to put up with two idiots down here!
Sasuke: Heh heh. Hinata, you got dicsed.
Naruto: I was talking about you.
Sasuke: Why I outta...
Kakashi: Do not bicker! It is un-youthful.
Sasuke: Don't run me through your youthful crap again. Now let me at him!
Ruler: There seems to be an awful lot of noise down there. Can I open the door just a little and then shoot them?
Nightshade: No. Remember what I told you?
Ruler: Didn't you tell me something about not telling them the back door to the garage is unlocked?
Nightshade: Yes, you idiot, I did.
Kinzu: Sigh...
Sticky: (holds up sign)
Sign: Did he just say sigh?
Kinzu: Stop correcting me! (hits Sticky)
Ruler: Oh. I didn't see you there Sticky. We must be playing sherades, cause he's imitating a pancake.
Sakura: Am I being completely ignored here?
Nightshade: Well duh.
Sakura: I'm in no mood to be treated like this. I'm going to open the door to the garage for Sasuke.
Nightshade: I'm not stopping you.
Suddenly, the door crashed down on Sakura to reveal a very surprised gang of idiots.
Nightshade: Looks as though they've already unwittingly figured that out.
Naruto: Free at last!
Kakashi: My head hurts...it also feels funny. (Pokes increasingly large bump on head) ouch!
Kinzu: Hey, he didn't say owie, so he must be getting better!
Sasuke: Why do I feel something squishy under me? (Gets up and looks at Sakura)
Sakura: I've never felt better! (attacks Sasuke like the rabid fan girl she is)
Sasuke: No don't...! Stay away from me!
Kinzu: Good to see that pretty boy and his faithful pet are still getting along.
Ruler: Dude! What did you do to Hinata?
Hinata: A-are you insulting my face? I-I'm not surprised. I must look awful...
Naruto: There there Hinata. You don't look that bad.
Kinzu: Are those hard boiled? I need those to make my pudding! Hand over your eyes! (Chases Hinata)
Hinata: D-don't make me use my juken!
Kinzu: As if you could see me to do that! I demand in the name of the holey pudding that you fork over your eyes!
Ruler: Umm...I think I can find the butter if I look hard enough. Maybe we could still make those ham sandwiches?
Nightshade: Sounds good to me.
Nightshade's corner
I've got breaking news! The illustrator of this comic just had a sudden heart attack! (As seen in Monty Python) Oh wait a sec...there is no illustrator, is there? Correction: some worthless guy in wherever worthless dudes lived, just kicked the can. Not that I, or anyone cares, but you get the point! Just R&R, ok?
