Codename Kids Next Door: Operation H.A.I.R.

Hair hunters

Are

Incredibly

Really more evil that evil adults

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!

Disclaimer: I do not own KND, if I did I'd make more anime references than usual. I also don't own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, although Mr. Warburton (creator of KND) actually watches the show he says it's way too weird. Also I wanted to do this after I saw Z.E.R.O. so this might contain spoilers to the movie.

Chapter1: bad hair day

Beauty: that pun is so old!

4 months after the F.U.T.U.R.E. operation, Madam Margaret somehow managed to escape the KND Artic base and returned to what used to be St. Rita's Preparatory school for girls in order to re-start the plan to take over the world by turning males into females with the help of her future self but then she accidentally sets the time to 300X and what happens after that is something not for the weakest of heart.

"hey wait, you guys aren't my girl squad, what's going on?" asked the rather frightened Madam Margaret whom is wearing her adult robot suit as she sees hundreds of bald men arriving from the time portal followed by a scarier bald man who is getting his brain sucked out by a creature that is not in view. This man is Czar Baldy Bald 4th of the Chrome Dome Empire, he approaches the frighten girl and says "With my Chrome Dome Empire, this world shall be MINE! Thank you for bringing me here and for a reward… you get a free haircut because after all this world shall rule by my main rule…EVERYBODY MUST BE BALD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Margaret screams so loud it even woke up Numbuh 4 but he ends up going back to bed, sleeping with his stuffed Goku)

the next morning, the Numbuh 1 wakes up and looks in the mirror, he's very disappointed on the lack of hair he has, he rubs his scalp and sadly says "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all…someday…someday." But then a distress signal from moon base and Numbuh 1 asks "if it involves giving Numbuh 101 ice cream, you can forget it!" but then he sees Numbuh 86, with major portions of her hair removed. Numbuh 1 tried to hold in his laughter and he tells her "um Numbuh 86, I got to use the restroom, it cannot wait" and so he dashes to the restroom and laughs so loud it wakes up Numbuh 3 but she goes back to bed, sleeping with her magical girl rainbow monkey. When he returned, Numbuh 86 is furious and said, "You laughed didn't you? Never mind, before me father (Mr. Boss) is about to give Shaunie a haircut, these strange bald men appeared and they started using kung-fu attacks to make me brothers bald as well, and my Dad escaped but was unable to save us in time in a faulty escape pod. I barely escaped and they…will you stop laughing at me! You stupid boy!" and as the other operatives arrive they see Numbuh 86's new haircut and they start cracking up and then she starts crying and Numbuh 1 goes back to "serious mode" and says "sorry to hear about your haircut from heck and this is serious, we got to find out who these bald men are and why are they attacking kids AND adults."

Yeah Numbuh 1, let's send those barbers back to Seville!" says Numbuh 2 but only for Numbuh 5 to dislike that joke and Numbuh 2 then says "umm let defeat those "barber"arians!" and it makes Numbuh 5 groan even more. Numbuh 4 is seen with his Goku doll and Numbuh 3 sees it and says it's cute and Numbuh 4 replies "hey! It's not a doll...it's a action figure and it protects me from, the scary monsters at night…" Everyone looked at Numbuh 4, "Did I hear you right?" said Numbuh 86 laughing. "Hey shut up! At least I have a head full of hair!" yelled Numbuh 4. as Numbuhs 4 and 86 fight, Numbuh 1 interrupts Numbuh 4 and says "don't worry Numbuh 86, we'll go down on a mission to spy on the new foe, find out more about them, and find out how to defeat them!"

And so everyone donned their C.U.T. helmets (Coifs Unable To be cut) but then Numbuh 3 asks "Hey Numbuh 1, where's yo…oh yeah, sorry!" and she fails to see a tear in numbuh 1's eye. And as they land on the ground they see a band of hair hunters from G block attacking kids and adults, they even shaved off Mr. Wink's hair only to reveal those are really horns but they spared Mr. phibb for obvious reasons. They see the KND and about to attack, Numbuh 1 stood in front of the group, hoping to be attacked first but they just run through him and manage to grab numbuhs 3 and 5. as Numbuh 3 is about to become bald, 2 strings attack them and as 3 turns around she sees Numbuh 4 armed with jump ropes as he scares them away (no, the bro with the fro' doesn't appear until later on) while Numbuh 5 is saved when Numbuh 2 kept telling really bad jokes involving hair to the hair hunters. The group surrounds the KND and before the group attacks them, they ended up being saved by Numbuh 86 on her D.O.H. D.O.H. (Decommissioned Operative Hunter Drives On Hydrolics).

A confused Numbuh 1 asks why did Numbuh 86 save them and she replies "we got a update on the so called "follicle fighters" and Numbuh 1 says "it's hair hunters and second they didn't want to attack me for some unknown reason" and then he realized why when 86 shows him a mirror. As they arrived on moonbase, the Numbuh 44 twins have Madam Margaret in custody and Numbuh 4 asks why. Numbuh 362 explains "on her attempt to make a girls only utopia (Numbuh 2 whispers to everyone "I bet she and Numbuh 86 would've liked that" and Numbuh 86 whispers "I heard that hoagie!") she accidentally set the dial to the year 300X and this menace from the future, the chrome dome empire, have set their sights on the hair of the people of our time, they are unstoppable and they attack kids AND adults."

"BUT, there is one force of goodness in the future that fight for the rights of hair, a team of warriors lead by a heroic knight in shining armor, this hair protecting hero's name is…" and then Numbuh 101 and the operative in the spiky purple and yellow hair (due to the fact I have no knowledge of the kid, me and my girlfriend whom it's her birthday today agreed to nickname him "Yugi") interrupts her and Numbuh 101 says "we got the T.I.M.E. machine working (Totally Incredible Machine Enables time retrieval) this machine can summon and return anything and anyone in time, so we'll summon this hero..umm what's his name again? (Numbuh 362 whispers it to him) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is such a funny name, I'll bring him and his band of warriors over!"

and so the machine summons a group of people and Numbuh 1 says " this is gonna be cool, I'm gonna meet warriors from the future" and Numbuh 4 says "pleaseletitbegoku pleaseletitbegoku!". From the mist appears a group of warriors led by a tall man with a huge blonde afro, they look confused at first and then the man introduces himself "call me Bo-bobo, but it's Bobobo-bo BO! BOBO" then the kids start laughing at his name, with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler joining them and "Numbuh 2 asks "who are you 2 guys?" and they put on Halloween masks and says

(Don Patch: I'm Goku! Jelly Jiggler: I'm vegeta!)

then the 2 strange creatures start fighting eachother until Don Patch punches Jelly so hard that he starts bleeding and then he sees that Don's fists when through Jelly and smashed a bottle of fruit punch. Then Bo-bobo starts crying that they're making fin of his name and for some unknown reason he pulls out a guitar and sings a sad song he just made up involving his name and fatty tuna that makes his hair shine. The KND thought they are losing their minds but then a beautiful girl in pink hair tells them "actually, it's their way of being "normal", oh sorry to be rude but let me introduce ourselves, I'm Beauty,

(Numbuh 44: I know you are. Other Numbuh 44: hey I saw her first brother!)

this is Gasser or "Gas-can", this is Suzu, this is Softon, this is Dengakuman, this is Torpedo girl, and those 2 weirdos playing dragon ball Z are Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler and (sees Hatenko as super saiyan Gohan) SINCE WHEN DID YOU ARRIVE!" and Numbuh 2 says "well I noticed him a few minutes ago, and I also noticed he wears a scarf during the summer, what are ya…scarf girl's cousin twice removed from a fashion police jail?" and soon him, Jelly Jiggler, and Don Patch laugh very loudly and this gets Torpedo Girl very angry that they made a stupid joke and so she rams into them. Numbuh 2 asks why she did that and she replies "well it's because…I'M A TORPEDO" and Numbuh 2 replies "yeah well…WE…ARE…KIDS…NEXT…DOOR!" and he gets rammed into again. Numbuh 3 picks up Dengakuman and hugs him tightly and says "this puppy's huggable!" which makes Dengakuman really happy and blush and he asks if she can be his friend and she nods happily. Numbuh 4 suddenly tries to beat up Suzu, Beauty, and Gasser and yells out "look out everyone! Dirty teenagers just entered moonbase!" "Numbuh 4… they've been here for a few minutes and you just noticed…" said Numbuh 5 while shaking her head. Numbuh 5 thing explains to the 3 why the KND hates teenagers and then Beauty says "there's no way we're like this, we like kids, right Gas-can?" only for Gasser to blush and reply "well I got to admit this kid has such fighting spirit, hey kid, how about I make you even stronger." And then Numbuh 4 pictures himself as Super Saiyan Numbuh 4 and agrees with him but Bo-bobo dressed as Numbuh 4 says "but Suzu is a evil teenager when I first met her, let's defeat her!" only for Numbuh 4 yells out beauty style "why are you dressed like me!" and Suzu yells "but Bo-bobo, I'm a good girl now and I was in the opening of Baka Survivor with Hatenko and umm..the others (Torpedo Girl gets mad at not being mentioned)" Numbuh 362 then says "is anyone else here weirded out by this?"

Numbuh 1 then approaches Bo-bobo and asks "so this so called "knight in shining armor"...is a idiot adult! This is weirder than the time I discovered that Father is my uncle" and then Bo-bobo says "then shouldn't he be called "uncle"? and then Numbuh 1 continued "but since you're an a adult I shouldn't trust you (except for moosk, he's cool)" But then Bo-bobo notices Numbuh 1's bald head and smiles and tells him, how about I do something that will turn your frown upside down and make you trust us?" and then he puts Numbuh 1 in a chair, he shows up dressed like Harry Potter and says "and now lil bro I shall perform my hair magic on your bald plate" and so he pulls out magic hair cuttings and pours them on Numbuh 1's head and says "YOU WILL GROW FOR BO-BOBO!" and then he sings:

Grow, grow, grow your hair

Gently down your knees

Wiggity wiggity wiggity

Get the doo of your dream

And then Numbuh 1's scalp grows extremely brightly until in a "poof" a blonde afro pops up in Numbuh 1's head and then Numbuh 1 looks in a mirror and drops it, he shivers and says "YOU…YOU…YOU……………….GAVE ME HAIR! I FINALLY GOT HAIR! YAHOOOOOOOOOO! (hugs Bo-bobo) YOU ARE AN EXTREMLY COOL ADULT LIKE MOOSK! (give him hair too if you ever see him) but why are you doing this? And then Bo-bobo replies, "it's because I'm just a simple warrior that fights for right, as well as the right to wig out, I know why you sent us, because I was fighting E-I-E-I-O block of the hair hunt troops but then they vanished and this traced to this era, I also agree to help you cool kids fight off this menace but under one condition…(cute face) can I hang with you guys? You're cool!" (Jelly Jiggler, Hatenko, and Don Patch join them as well) then Numbuh 1 says "ok! You're in, umm here are your temporary "Numbuh"

Bobobo-bo bo-bobo Numbuh BO

Beauty Numbuh 111

Don Patch Numbuh Churro

Gasser Numbuh 27

Jelly Jiggler Numbuh nu

Hatenko Numbuh Key

SuzuNumbuh 37

SoftonNumbuh Blabs-a-lot

Dengakuman Numbuh Grilled Tofu

Torpedo Girl Numbuh TORPEDO!

Numbuh 362 (beauty style) THOSE AREN'T NUMBUHS! Let's just call this whole Numbuh thing off!

"Great, now me and Farter will fight off those evil bald guys" said Numbuh 4 and Gasser says "That's Gasser!" Numbuh 3 continues to huggle Dengakuman while Torpedo Girl chases after Numbuh 2, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler for acting dumb. Softon approaches Numbuh 5 and tells her that due to tasting the 4th flavor she has acquired some ancient Blabs-a-lot power and plans to train her to become stronger, Numbuh 5 is delighted because she will need those skills to finally defeat her evil sister Cree.

Then all of a sudden a alert beacon appears and Numbuh 1 sees Lizzie abducted by 2 hair hunters from G block, this makes Numbuh 1 worried but his hair started to glow and says "now that we have new friends and allies…KIDS NEXT DOOR! BATTLE STATIONS!" followed by Bo-bobo saying "BO-BOBO'S BAND OF WIGGINS! WIG OUT!"

Oh it's me, the narrarator from Bo-bobo's world, sorry for being late, hmm what happened here! Oh my... oh my! Well tune in for the next chapter but meanwhile while I'm gonna go get some meds so I can stay focused to this story!

Next Time: KND and Team Bo-bobo versus G Block as well as the rest of the Chrome Dome Empire…but do the adults have ties with them…oh just find out next time!