Codename Kids Next Door: Operation H.A.I.R.
Hair hunters
Are
Incredibly
Really more evil that evil adults
Disclaimer: I do not own KND, if I did, I'd make more anime references than usual. I also don't own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, although Mr. Warburton (creator of KND) actually watches the show he says it's way too weird. Also I wanted to do this after I saw Z.E.R.O. so this might contain spoilers to the movie. Note, this version of Bo-bobo is based on the anime because of Softon's pink head and the fact that the Maruhage Empire is called "the Chrome dome empire" instead of the "bald empire" like in the manga. This fanfic will also crossover with other animated shows but they will be a secret "nudge nudge, wink wink, saynomore!"
Chapter 2: To lizzie, with love
Beauty: just who is lizzie?
Numbuh 1: she's my girlfriend!
Lizzie Maguire's animated form: leave me out of this!
Last time, Madam Margaret tried to start another girl invasion but accidentally brought the chrome dome empire from the year 300X and soon adults and kids are losing their hair over this invasion…literally! The KND then summon their only hope, a team of warriors lead by the mighty (yet stupid) BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO! Numbuh 1's girlfriend Lizzie Devine was last seen abducted by troops of G block and so they go after her before her pigtails get butchered like pigtails.
As the team arrive on earth they see many adults and kids attacked by hair hunters and as they turn to them, Numbuh 1 is about to attack a bunch of them with his so called "special attack" but then Bo-bobo uses his nose hairs with brush them away and this disappoints Numbuh 1 until he remembers why he is going to G block base and Bo-bobo escorts him there. Numbuh 3 got her hair grabbed by a hair hunter but then Dengakuman pulls out a gun and aims it at the hair hunter's head and tells him "drop the girl or be blown away like her nose" (Numbuh 3 blows her nose) and then the scared hair hunter lets her go but then he fires the gun anyway and out pops confetti and he says "fooled you, your prize is grilled tofu dipped in miso on a stick!" and then he smacks him in the head with it and tries to offer it to Numbuh 3 but she passes on it but hugs Dengakuman anyway.
Don Patch, Numbuh 2 and Jelly Jiggler are surrounded by hair hunters but then Jelly uses "fist of the wobble wobble: General Jelly Jiggler trampoline" and then Numbuh 2 and Don Patch bounce off Jiggler and bashes the hair hunters. Numbuh 4 is then seen riding on Gasser who is using United Stinkin Jelly Jet Ski except he's supposed to be on Jelly Jiggler and Jelly Jiggler yells "I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE RODE ON!" and then Numbuh 4 is using a staff with boxing gloves on them to knock out hair hunters. The troops kept coming but then Softon tells the others "Everyone, me, Numbuh 5, Suzu, and Torpedo Girl will take care of the hair hunters. Bo-bobo, have everyone take on G block and rendezvous outside when we get Lizzie" Numbuh 1 and Bo-bobo agrees with the plan while Numbuh 3 hugs Dengakuman and Torpedo girl is chasing Numbuh 2, Jelly Jiggler, and Don Patch while knocking hair hunters away in her way, Jelly Jiggler tried to block Torpedo Girl with his "nu" hanky but it rips through and makes a big hole in his head. As they manage to get to G block base, only for Numbuh 1 to ask "since when did this appear? Is this what barbershops look like in 300X?"
As they see the scary building, Numbuh 3, Dengakuman, don patch, and Jelly Jiggler are afraid to enter but then Numbuh 2 asks them "will they do it for a "Kuki snack"? (a rainbow monkey shaped cookie) the 4 of them beg like puppies, Bo-bobo and Hatenko join them and after they got their Kuki snack they seem delighted and enter, but then they see what looks like a evil bald man with a G on his forehead and make up on. "Hello Bo-bobo, ready for a rematch!" said the evil bald guy. Bo-bobo yells out "so commander Hagen of G block, we meet again! I beat you before and I'll do it again!" but then Hagen summons his troops to surround the heroes. Numbuh 3 and Dengakuman noticed Hagen has makeup on and they decide to "make it better" with their rainbow monkey brand makeup and he ends up looking like a clown which frightens Numbuh 3 and Dengakuman away. Numbuh 1 goes up to Hagen and says "how dare you kidnap my girlfriend, now you're in for it!" and as his new afro glows, Numbuh 1 uses the s.p.l.a.n.k.e.r. to smack Hagen's face and as Hagen is about to attack Numbuh 1's new afro, Numbuh 1 pulls out Laura Limpin out of nowhere and she ends up hair hunted. The girl starts crying and Numbuh 1 told her that Hagen and his troops did it and so Laura transforms into her hulk like alter-ego The Big Badolescent and then she grabs a rather frightened Commander Hagen and well I can't type down what she did to him due to excessive violence and when the other hair hunters realise they're next they just tell everyone to leave the fortress as they are gonna blow it up just to save laura, numbuh 1 and bo-bobo the trouble.
Numbuh 1 manages to get Lizzie back and she looks extremely happy and she likes Numbuh 1's new afro and she wants to style it for him but numbuh 1 says the fro makes him powerful as bo-bobo. But then Numbuh 1 forgot about Laura and as she's about to attack him while still in her out of control form, Hatenko used his "fist of the key" to lock her heart for a while.
The group meets up with Softon's group and are about to go back to the treehouse to plan a way on how to send the chromedome empire back to 300X but when they return to the treehouse they see the treehouse redecorated as a salsa party club Bo-bobo dressed like Buster Pointdexter and with Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Dengakuman, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 2 and army of hamsters they start sing "hot hot hot" and they partied. Numbuh 1 and everyone else is shocked by this but Numbuh 1 said "for some strange reason, this fro makes me want to wig out….oh we'll plan a anti-hair hunt plan in the beginning of chapter 3…hey guys, wait up!" but then Lizzie shwos up and says "hey Nigie, let's TANGO!" and so as they had a party in the treehouse something incredibly evil awaits them.
Meanwhile, in the mansion of FATHER (whom I don't concider an extremely evil adult ever since the introduction of GRANDFATHER) a meeting takes place involving a partnership between evil adults and the chromedome empire, this alliance is more unholy than numbuh 1's underwear.
"So if you agree to not shave my adult bretheren and co-operate with me, your empire will be twice as powerful and no kid nor what you call a "wiggin" will not be spared from the upcoming genocide of kids and hair!" says Father
"hmmm, I like the way you think, but first we need to determine which of your minions are the strongest now that Bo-bobo has teamed with the KND and destroyed the completely rebuilt G block….i'll shave that hair protecting infidel once and for a…" and as Czar Baldy Bald IV was talking to father over a alliance, 3 teen ninjas, one of them is a 14 year old redhead in glasses, one is a hawaiian 14 year old in a beanie eating fish sticks, and the last one appears to be a smart blonde 14 year old who seems to be afraid of the swans at Father's moat, arrive to give father some news. The redhead says "Mr. Father, you got a package from the Jurai, they said you can have them back" and then they present to Father a huge package and as they open it, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane arrive and the hawaiian teen pulls out a boom box that plays the theme to "Phantasm". The DCFDTL then ask what is going on ever since the last time they encountered Numbuh 1, Czar Baldy Bald IV then says "hey is it true that they actually listen to adults no matter what?" father agrees and Czar Baldy Bald IV smiles evily and says "BE MY MINIONS AND SHAVE YOURSELVES!" and as the Delightfuls pull out razors, father blasts the razors with his fireblast and then Czar Baldy Bald IV whines "aww man, they were actually gonna do it!", Father then yells "LISTEN HERE CHROMEDOME! NO BODY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THESE KIDS….BUT ME AND MAYBE MR.BOSS!"
Czar Baldy Bald then says "oh ok, I just wanted to have a little fun, so it's agreed, the world shall be ours!" and as the 2 shook on it, the evil adults now merged with the Chromedome empire, however Baldy's agreement is to hold a "Chromedome empire Villan Playoff" a tournament where Villans battle eachother in order to prove to be strong enough to take on the KND and team Bo-bobo. I hope the heroes know what they're in for this time!
Mini story: Numbuh 5's hidden power!
During the rescue mission in G block, Softon tells everyone that he Numbuh 5, Torpedo Girl and Suzu will hold off the other hair hunters. Softon kept getting annoyed that Torpedo Girl grabs his leg and won't let go and she would tell him "my love for you will never die and it's because…I'M A TORPEDO!" so Numbuh 5 grabs her and fires her at a hair hunter dressed like a rabbit. Softon approaches Numbuh 5 and tells her "your aura seems strong, I can feel the presence of the 4th flavor you once tasted, now is the time to extend your potential…someone from your past is about to attack you…right now!" and then Heinrich Von Martzipan is dashing towards Numbuh 5 because he wants revenge on her for the Guatamala incident but then Numbuh 5 gets "Softon eyes" and she shouts "SLOW DOWN!" and points her finger on Heinrich's forehead, the creeped out kid decides to whip her painfully with his licorice whip but notices something's not right, he is then surrounded by shadows and then sees Numbuh 5 and himself on the hand of goddes blabs-a-lot. Numbuh 5 (whom seems to be flashing back and forth into a head that looks like gold ice cream but with a red cone for a hat) tells him "you is standing on the hands of blabs-a-lot, I used my new power to make it look like you were beating me up, I also made up strange creatures just to mess with you" and then "Heinrich sees the band Bow Wow Wow as anthropomorphic candy who perform the song "I WANT CANDY" and starts freaking out. Numbuh 5 then announces and now you will be punish in the name of blabs-a-lot…FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT! IT'S JUDGEMENT TIME BABY!" and he ends up beaten up pretty badly by goddess blabs-a-lot and then covered by bandages by her too.
Numbuh 5 is shocked by this and plans to use this new ability to drive away the hair hunters and to defeat her evil sister Cree once and for all. She thanks Softon and proceed to rendevous with the others in the now destroyed G block base.
Suzu: hey! Don't I ever get a part in this story?
Hey blondie, just be glad you even appear in this story because of how kawaii you are.
Suzu: (blushes) awww you're so sweet, but please put me more into your story.
Umm…I'll see what I can do.
Don Patch: HEY! I DIDN'T GET TO DO ANYTHING IN THIS CHAPTER OTHER THAN GET ATTACKED BY TORPEDO GIRL…AND I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND "(Numbuh 3 uses the vulcan grip on him and he falls asleep)
Umm…thank you Kuki but the strange this is that he has no neck…well see you next chapter and until then…i gotta return this package to Jurai (the box contains Pickles)
