Codename Kids Next Door: Operation H.A.I.R.

Hair hunters

Are

Incredibly

Really more evil that evil adults

Disclaimer: I do not own KND, if I did, I'd make more anime references than usual. I also don't own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo. Oh in the first chapter I misspelled Mr. Fibb's name, it doesn't matter since the 2 won't participate in this chapter… sorry to you KND and Bo-bobo fans but they won't appear in this special chapter.

Chapter 3: THE GREAT VILLAIN PLAYOFF

Live at the Tony Jay memorial stadium is the Chrome dome empire/ evil adult event of the millennium, THE GREAT VILLAIN PLAYOFF. A fighting tournament that's kinda like the Tenka'ichi Budokai except…it's not. The rules are simple, one or more members of the evil adults will do battle with one or more members of the Hair Hunt troops, whoever wins in one battle with enter the roster of the winners who will take on the KND and team Bo-bobo. Whoever loses well the evil adult member gets a "free haircut" or a Hair Hunter will be sent back to the year 300X. the only ones who don't need to participate are the Delightful Children from down the lane because they are extremely evil and they might creep out the other hair hunters, plus they are the judges of the playoff.

The Delightful Children then ask in unison "can you explain to us what's going on here?" and then Captain Battleship (who appears to be Czar Baldy Bald IV's prisoner for attempting to take over the Chrome Dome Empire, forming a Pomade Empire, and failing to destroy Bobobo-bo Bobobo) says "hey delightfuls, the village of midwich just called, they want their cookoos back!" only for them to look confused at the obscure joke, then the smart 14 year old female teen ninja tells them what it means only for them to get offended and so they get the 14 year old redhead female teen ninja in glasses to sing her annoying theme song really loud and repeatedly and it causes Captain Battleship to bang his recently shaved head against the wall repeatedly. The song's lyrics sound like "Who's that girl? What's her name? Is she cool? Is she lame? Oh, you're talkin' 'bout what's-her-name…"

Anyway, one of our earliest battles are "Toilenator vs. …

And then the Toilenator makes a dramatic entrance in his Toile-terminator armor and yells out "I'm the terror, that flushes at night, I am the I am the port-a-potty that relieves the sports fan. I AM DARKWING…umm I mean…THE TOILE-TERMINATOR! Take that hair hunter!" and as he fires his toilet paper bazooka at the enemy, it turns out to be Knightbrace who yells out "YOU IDIOT! I'M ON YOUR SIDE! And as the match ends, the DCFDTL decide that Knightbrace wins while the toilenator is sent to Father and Czar Baldy Bald IV for his punishment.

The next battle is Chester vs Halekulani, the 2 opponents seem to like money a whole lot but then Chester realizes he has no weapons or powers and then Halekulani uses his "fist of gorgeousness" to cover Chester in cash and turns into a nickel then Halekulani replies "for a minor evil adult, he has more value than the guy with the toiletpaper for a head"

(Toilenator: I HEARD THAT!)

Next up it's Common Cold vs Mean Green Soup Alien. Before Common Cold can fire his snot gun at his opponent, the mean green soup alien blasts him with his weird ray, making common cold crave and eat lots and lots of ochazuke (rice and tea soup) the soup made Common Cold recover from his perpeptual sickness and after he realizes it he says "OH NO! I LOST MY POWERS! YOU TRICKED ME!" and then the creature beats the living snot out of Common Cold and ends up as the winner of this round.

Next up it's Professor XXXL (who now seems to be mutated into a half man/ half jackalope) vs Killalino (the hair hunter with the duck underwear on his head) as Killalino is about to attack, Professor XXXL says "Hey wait a minutes, I don't think I count as a villain on the count that I just want to make the perfect snowcone, I forfeit!" and so the confused DCFDTL just say "Eh…Killalino wins!"

Next up it's those 3 unnamed Teen ninjas (the ones from the last chapter and tortured Captain Battleship) vs the three cultures (Indus guy, Mesopotamian guy, and yellow river) as the three cultures are about to fight the 3 unnamed teen ninjas, yellow river's watch buzzes and he says "Aw man! Get gotta get to our new job at making crepes, we forfeit! We also gotta take Miss Ruby and Infinite Kicker with us too (Miss Ruby and Infinite Kicker were fighting against Cree and Chad and just lost) and so the DCFDTL judge that the 3 unnamed teen ninjas are the winners, the one with red hair and glasses says "We have a name you know, and you still promised our "flaming snot tickets". and then the DCFDTL just say "Just be fortunate you got past OVER's powerful former henchmen...for some reason, OVER didn't participate but oh well."

Announcement: If anyone has information on the whereabouts of OVER and Mr. Boss, please contact Father immediately.

The biggest fight will be one team lead by Kittypoo (Kittypoo, Chocomunchie, and Lemon Fizz), and the other team lead by crazy cat lady (Crazy Cat Lady, Stickybeard, and Mr. Fizz). As the battle began Crazy Cat Lady used "fist of the cat" to cover her right fist with her cats and managed to knock Kittypoo out of the ring only for him to be swarmed with her cats. Chocomunchie was deathly afraid of Stickybeard and when he tripped, Stickybeard managed to catch Chocomunchie and devoured him. Lemon Fizz goes up to Mr. Fizz in his armor and tells him "you can't beat me up because I'm your great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great, grand daughter from the year 300X" while looking cute. Mr. Fizz seemed shocked by this and says "wait a minute, I'm not even married nor do I have kids…yet! " and so he blasts Lemon Fizz out of the ring with a super cherry cola crush attack. The DCFDTL state that team Crazy Cat Lady wins.

Up next comes a strange android that resembles a Teenage Stephen Hawking appears and says "(Stephen Hawking voice) I AM NERDTRON, KIDS CAUSED MY ACCIDENT THAT MADE ME LIKE THIS, I WILL DESTROY CHILDREN…DID I MENTION I HATE CHILDREN?" and soon everyone in the audience and the winners of the fights start laughing at the sound of his voice but then Nerdtron sees another android that resembles a girl in a sailor fuku and glasses who angry shouts in the same tone of voice and Asian accent, "I AM OTAKUTRON, HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY MOTIFF, YOU MUST BE DESTROYED" and when "Otakutron" used the "Fist of the North Star" to tear Nerdtron's chest off, it's revealed that the android is really a robot suit, piloted by Numbuh 101 and Numbuh 86. So they opened up Otakutron and it's revealed to be "the interesting twins from beneath the mountain", Grandma Stuffums (who somehow made it past the finals) says in her German accent "How come you disguised yourselves as a android even thought you're already villains…" and then they replied "(sister) because no one takes us serious and think (brother) we're not as evil as the DCFDTL… (sister) but we'll be back and cause some he... (brother) llo to those who remember us!

Then after the Interesting Twins left the villains then see Numbuh 86 and Numbuh 101 and Cree yells "THEY'RE SPIES! GET THEM!" and so the cheese ninjas appear and before they attack Numbuh 101, he uses the "Lizzie Jutsu" which makes him appear as Lizzie Devine and while the villains are distracted he makes a run for it while Numbuh 86 screams "you stupid boy…save me!" and then Numbuh 101 says " ok, but you better give me and Sector V respect" but then Big Brother blocks the way and Numbuh 101 hits his head with a replica of the "Don Patch hammer" and it somehow knocked him out. Count Spankulot (who also made the cut) appears and is about to "punish" Numbuh 101 but then he pulls out his "Don Patch sword" and it instantly scared away Spankulot because the "Don Patch sword is a leek" and then Numbuh 101 manages to escape using his H.O.V.E.R. board (Hovering Over Villains Easily, Really!) while Numbuh 86 is in the Villain's clutches, her fate will be unknown at the time.

After many battles, the scores tallied up and here are the winners. In the Evil Adults side: Cree Lincoln, Chad Dickson, Big Brother, Cheese Ninjas, Count Spankulot, Knightbrace, Mega Mom and Destructo Dad (Chad gets embarrassed by this), Crazy Cat Lady, Stickybeard (I guess the force is strong in that candy pirate) Mr. Fizz, Grandma Stuffums, and those 3 teen ninjas from the town of Hazelnut (this is the only hint I'll give you of their identity). In the Chrome Dome Empire side: Halekulani, Killalino, Mean Green Soup Alien, InsurmountableWall Man (he made it to the winners group mostly because he ate his opponents), Kodebun, Puppetlad, Katsu, Puckered Lips (who is taking a break from watching tennis), Gump, T500, Kanemaru (with the laser spear like in the anime), stick of yogurt gum, and the robot team of Z-block. The villains are acquired with their own army of hair hunt troops, ice cream men (lesser and elite), teen ninjas, candy pirates, etc.

Czar Baldy Bald IV tells father that is proud of how the alliance is turning but he is one man short of the Hair Hunt group and then he stares at Captain Battleship and pulls out a device that looks like his old pompadour hairstyle but it's actually a modified "yes dear 5000" and places it on his head, Czar Baldy Bald IV then tells the controlled Captain Battleship to join the others for the attack on the KND and Bo-bobo's team tomorrow. Czar Baldy Bald IV then says "It will be a event worth planning and soon, THE WORLD WILL BE OURS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Meanwhile, the Senior Citizen Squad (Lydia, Maurice, Sheldon) are still fighting the Terrible Triplets (Beep, Megafan, and Haou) who look confused because the SCS were in their teenage forms till it wore off. But they were even more worried when the DCFDTL yelled at them "The playoffs ended a hour ago! You guys have been disqualified already!"

Mini Story: I LIED! OUR HEROES DO APPEAR IN THIS CHAPTER, HAHA!

The anti-hair hunt party continued at the tree house and then Numbuh 3 showed Bo-bobo her rainbow monkey collection and then she hands one to Bo-bobo and then he says "Hey lil Wiggin in training…wanna see something fun?" she cutely agrees and then he puts her Rainbow Monkey into his afro and it spins around like a blender, and when his afro opens, Rainbow Monkeys that look like everyone in team Bo-bobo and the KND flow out of his afro and everyone grabs the ones that look like them, Gasser is embarrassed because his has a feature that if you press it's button it farts, everyone seems to like theirs, Softon seems amused by his as the monkey's head is shaped like his. Numbuhs 1 and 2 are trying to deny they like their monkeys even thought they secretly like them, Numbuh 4 absolutely hated his until he found out what happens if he presses it's button, it glows gold and has spiky hair and Numbuh 4 smiles and says "YES! A SUPER SAIYAN RAINBOW MONKEY THAT LOOKS LIKE ME!" and then Numbuh 3 tells him that his is cute but then Don Patch and Dengakuman take their rainbow monkeys and make them kiss each other saying things like "Oh Numbuh 3, I really love you from the very start!" this makes Numbuh 4 so embarrassed that he runs away to his room yelling "I HATE THAT STINKIN' SUN GUY!"

362 then ends up with a Rainbow Monkey that looks like her but then Numbuh 1 was Surprised that she was even here and she said that it was because Numbuhs 101 and 86 recorded a secret meeting of the villains and they even held a tournament to gather the strongest ones. Numbuh 86 was captured and Numbuh 101 is missing, so now's the time to get serious and prepare for the so called "attack" Numbuh 101 mentioned to us before his signal was shut down." And so everyone put their Rainbow Monkeys away and planned to counterattack the Evil Adults and the Hair Hunters.

Mini-Mini story: Numbuh 4's heart

After Numbuh 4's embarrassment in the hands of Don Patch, he ends up in his room crying on his bed with the French fries he got Numbuh 3 for X-mas (he never finished eating them). But then a shadowy figure appears in the room and puts it's hand on Numbuh 4's arm and says "Don't Cry Numbuh 4, I understand your feelings about me." Numbuh 4 then pulls out his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and says "I'M ON TO YOU DON PATCH! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR "PATCHES" ALTER-EGO!" but then the figure turns on a flashlight and it turns out to be Numbuh 3 who says "Numbuh 4! It's only me and besides you know I'm not orange, spiky, insane and smells like old fish" Numbuh 4 blushes heavily and hides under the bed only to see Numbuh 3 who says "don't hide from your feelings Numbuh 4, it's ok and besides…I remembered what happened during the Grandfather incident" and he puts her hand on his and looks into his eyes while he looks into hers. Numbuh 4 then says "Kuki…I…I…I… I LOVE YOU!" and Numbuh 3 looks shocked and then her eyes widen and Smile hugely and says "Aww I love you too Wally, wanna be my boyfriend?" this Makes Numbuh 4 blush heavily and he then says "Y...Y...Y...YES!" and so the 2 blush together and then they kissed and it was for real, it felt like heaven for the 2 but it was cut short when Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler see them, giggle and say "Kuki and Wally, sitting on a tree, K..I...S… umm... do you know how to spell kissing Jelly?" then both of them just laugh at Numbuh 3 and 4 and this makes Numbuh 3 so mad she becomes "Scary Kuki" and pulls out a Fly Swatter and since the following scene is disturbing and violent we cut to Numbuh 4's shocked face he sees what "Scary Kuki" is doing to Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler. After she was done, she just cheerfully smiles and Numbuh 3 and 4 continue loving each other and they kissed again, making Numbuh 4 better and then they decide to go with the others but not before Numbuh 3 asks "are those my French fries Wally?"

Next Time: the KND go through Bo-bobo's training to become stronger…while Numbuh 5 goes through more training with Softon.