Codename Kids Next Door: Operation H.A.I.R.
Hair hunters
Are
Incredibly
Really more evil that evil adults
Disclaimer: I do not own KND, if I did, I'd make more anime references than usual. I also don't own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo. P.S. a "Matango" is a type of mushroom
Chapter 4: Matango 2: Electric Bugaloo
Beauty: THAT'S A RIP OFF OF SOME 80'S DANCE MOVIE AND A JAPANESE MONSTER MOVIE!
Last Time, after the results are in for the great villains playoffs, Team Bo-bobo and Sector V are partying but then Numbuh 326 told them to hold off the party and get to business. Not only that but Numbuh 3 and 4 officially became a couple. But then…
Numbuh 1 picks up a note that reads "Dear Bo-bobo" and then Bo-bobo picks it up and read the rest "wanna know about the big attack on your team…then we of E-I-E-I-O Block will challenge you and information will be your prize. Our battle wasn't settled from last time!" Bo-bobo then tells everyone that E-I-E-I-O block was the last hair hunt troop they fought until all the hair hunters were sent to this time, now they want to finish off what they started. Numbuh 2 points out that they will give them more information on the so called "Chrome dome Empire/ Evil Adult alliance" if they defeat them and then Numbuh 2 asks Bo-bobo and Don Patch a personal question…"can we be Wiggin specialists?" and then Numbuh 3 who has Numbuh 4 handcuffed to her says she wants to be one too" Gassers asks why is Numbuh 4 handcuffed to Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 replies "I dunno but I think Mr. Sun guy, Mr. Jell-o, and Mr. tofu guy are a bad influence on her" and Numbuh 3 turns SD and says "can I be a Wiggin specialist too?" and then Bo-bobo says "hmm…I think you kids should know the secrets of the powerful "super fist" attacks (shinken)" Numbuh 1 asks how and Bo-bobo just turns SD and says "well if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore…just kidding! Here eat these magic Shinken Beans" and then Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman dance around and say "beans beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat the more you…", "HEART!" said Numbuh 3 who interrupts them and says "Heart as in I'm showing my love to you Wally! And then Numbuh 4 blushes and they kiss each other again and the operatives just looked shocked and Numbuh 5 says "should've saw that comin' baby! Numbuh 5 should ignore this and continue training with Softon."
But then Torpedo Girl stands in front of Numbuh 5 and says "Why are you constantly hanging with the man of my dreams?" and Numbuh 5 replies "because I need to continue my fist of blabs-a-lot training, besides, I know what you're thinkin' and Softon is a adult so it's not gonna work out." and then Torpedo Girl says "I want to be the only woman in Softon's life and it's because…I'M A TORPEDO!" and before Torpedo Girl is about to attack, Numbuh 5 says "oh…what's that…I think I hear Numbuh 2 telling a joke about how to make a donkey laugh and cry." And then Torpedo Girl angrily shouts "GRRR! NOT ONLY IS HE TELLING A JOKE BUT A JOKE THAT WILL COST US OUR K+ RATING! I'M GONNA TEAR THAT PUNK APART AND IT'S BECAUSE…I'M A TORPEDO! BELIEVE IT!" and then Torpedo Girl attacks a confused Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 snickers and says "sucker!" as she go to her room for training.
Bo-bobo then tells the KND "most fighters from my time are powerful fist masters "shinken masters" my main attack is… a dummy rises from the ground SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!" slashes the dummy with his whip like nosehairs Numbuh 1 sees this and suddenly he says "WOW! I had no idea your weirdness can be lethal...but your nosehairs?" and then Bo-bobo replies "it's because I'm from the Hair Kingdom and even though this is only in the anime but…I can hear the thoughts of hair and since hair are people too, I shall tirelessly defend them by using my own nosehairs in the process... kids are people too and so I shall defend them too" Numbuh 1 feels touched by Bo-bobo's speech but then he notices the "dummy" is moving around and it turns out to be just Jelly Jiggler, hiding in the dummy so he can avoid Torpedo Girl.
Then suddenly Numbuh 2 appears and shouts "hey everyone! When I was fooling around with Numbuh 101's DNA tracker and I made a discovery…ONE OF BO-BOBO'S FRIENDS…IS RELATED TO US!"
"Dun dun duuuuuun!" yelled Numbuh 3. Numbuh 2 puts down the match of Hatenko with Numbuh 3 and then it turns out it's positive, Numbuh 3 was shocked and she asked who is Hatenko's grandfather and so she takes the device and she points it to Numbuh 4 and…HE'S POSITIVE!. Numbuh 4 is extremely shocked at this and then Numbuh 3 jumps into his arms and says "YAY! This is great, now I end up with a future husband and we have a lil baby!" and Hatenko in a baby costume hugs Numbuh 3 and 4 and this creeps out Numbuh 4 till he says "hey wait a minute, isn't Don Patch gonna make fun of me and he sees Don Patch looking sheepish and says "umm actually, the reason why I messed with you which led you to being with Numbuh 3 is because Hatenko wanted me to mess with you so you 2 can be close together and end up becoming Hatenko's future grandparents and then Numbuh 4 says "well at least I finally admitted my feelings to Numbuh 3" Numbuh 3 blushes heavily and says "oh and Hatenko has your eyes, strength and hair but he seems to have my love for (sees Hatenko hugging a rainbow monkey that looks like Don Patch) well that answers everything, and he's as hyper as me"
Bo-bobo then shows up dressed like Donkey Kong and says "this isn't time to be monkey-ing around (Beauty: then why are you dressed like a monkey?) we have to take on E-I-E-I-O block's challenge and develop your super fist abilities… (dresses like Dumbledore) by putting on this magic sorting Afro. He puts it on Numbuh 1 and the afro says "Fist of the Leader!" (Numbuh 1 seems happy about this). Then on Numbuh 2, the afro's reaction was "Fist of the aviator" (Numbuh 2 is happy about it and pulls out the vehicles for everyone to use. On Numbuh 3, the afro says "Fist of the Rainbow Monkey" (Numbuh 3 yells out "YAY!""It was was put on Numbuh 4 "Hufflepuff!" "What! Hufflepuff? That's a wussy house in a wussy wizard school… I wanna go to a military school and be cool!" then the Afro says "just kidding!...Fist of the Rocker!" and then Numbuh 4 gets excited and yells "YES! I RAWK!" and makes up a song that sounds like heavy metal but his only lyric is "fist of the rocker!" but then Numbuh 3 stands in front of him and says "Numbuh 4, if you love me and want to be close to me…can you be a wiggin too?" and she makes really huge eyes. Numbuh 4 can't resist those eyes and while looking with his head down, he says softly "…ok Kuki…I'LL DO IT, but I need to find my inner wiggin and besides, if we don't get together, Hatenko won't exist" and then Numbuh 3 blushes heavily and hugs him heavily but then Numbuh 4 sees Hatenko fading away yelling "you failed to love grandma!" but then Numbuh 4 says "that's impossible! I love Kuki Sanban with all my heart and I love her more than my secret stash of Dolt Cola". Numbuh 3 blushes even more and hugs him even harder after hearing him say that and Hatenko just materializes behind Numbuh 4 and says "Just kidding, besides you need to loosen up and learn how to wig out, me, grandma, and the don can help you! then Jelly Jiggler, Numbuh 2, and Dengakuman are tied to a bungee rope and drops down and Numbuh 2 says "As a friend, I suggest that the way of the wiggins can achieve success over the enemy and look funny while doing it, join us!" and then the 3 chant while pointing at Numbuh 4 "ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Heeheeheeheehee" and jump back up. Beauty then says "oh great, like the world needs another wiggin!
Numbuh 2 then says "umm fellas, while I was getting out the vehicles, the DNA tracker pointed out something very shocking, Beauty is actually related to…SOFTON!" as Softon suddenly appears and says "yes it's true! Beauty is my sister" and then Beauty realizes why Softon kept assisting Bo-bobo's team, it was because he was just watching over his little sister and then Beauty runs to Softon and hugs him but Torpedo Girl gets shocked and says "so Beauty is gonna be my sister in law? (dresses in a kimono) dear sister, what can I do in order to getting your favor?" and then Beauty replies "well try to be nicer to Numbuh 2 and his wiggin friends" and then Torpedo Girl gets mad at the idea and then she smiles and says "love conquers all.. .isn't that right Kuki?" and Numbuh 3 nods while hugging a blushing Numbuh 4. Gasser and Suzu show up in Numbuh 2's vehicles and Suzy says " we'll take the c.o.o.l.b.u.s. and a few k.a.r.t.s with us to E-I-E-I-O block and so Bo-bobo and Numbuh 1 end up dressed like Mario and Luigi and ride on k.a.r.t.s to the base and then Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Numbuh 2 are seen riding on a ship that resembles the Millennium Falcon and Beauty yells out "THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THEM!" and so the KND and Team Bo-bobo are riding on the KND vehicles towards the mythical E-I-E-I-O block.
As they see the base for E-I-E-I-O block, it resembles a castle from a fairy tale and then for some strange reason, Bo-bobo and Numbuh 1 are still dressed like the Mario Brothers and this makes Beauty shout "this ain't no game!" meanwhile Numbuh 3 and Dengakuman form a tea party and they have Numbuh 4 tied to his chair, looking really creeped out and Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler are just drinking tea, Numbuh 3 has a mallet in her hand and asks Numbuh 4 "one lump or two?" and then Numbuh 4 just says "umm…Kuki, what are you gonna do with that mallet?" and then Numbuh 3 says "umm to his Don Patch with in case he does anything to you Numbuh 4" and Numbuh 4 asks "then why am I tied to this chair? And she replies while her eyes are big and wide and she looks sad "because I thought you hate tea parties" and Numbuh 4 says "if you untie me, I'll join you, It's a sooper saiyan promise!" and after she unties him, she covers him in hugs and kisses and then Numbuh 2 and a rather blushing Suzu says "can we join this tea party too?"
As the heroes encounter the base, they notice it is surrounded by giant mushrooms, even taller than Bo-bobo, this makes the crew have a urge to eat "pooptake" mushrooms but then the mushrooms grow arms and they rise from the ground and approach the heroes but then Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler starts eating one and they become Mushroom creatures but the one that appears to be the leader says "actually, we're not supposed to do that when people eat us, we are the Matango Soldiers of E-I-E-I-O block and we will prevent you from entering the fort and defeat our masters! Numbuh 4 then yells out "I am not gonna let some un-fun guy push us around!" but then the leader says "they just have to learn the hard way… Toady, send this kid to bed!"
The Matango Soldier then unleashes his "Dream Spores" on Numbuh 4 and it caused him to sleep and the Matango Soldier to view his dream: it shows a shivering Numbuh 4 inside the "Cool Bus" while surrounded in a sea of fire, sitting next to him is Numbuh 86 who appears to stare at him with love in her eyes, this makes him even more nervous, and then he sees Don Patch in a devil costume, roasting Jelly Jiggler on a BBQ grill while saying "WE EAT THE JELLY AND TOGETHER WE BURN…BURN…!" and Numbuh 86 says "save me a drumstick!" and then the Devil Patch says "COME WITH ME, YOU BELONG WITH ME, BURN….BURN…!" and Numbuh 86 laughs demonically while the Toilenator in a cheap devil costume appears in the driver's seat and says "this dream is freaking me out man, why am I even doing here?"
After the leader tells them what dream spores are, they get creeped out after seeing what Numbuh 4 is dreaming on the cap of that Matango Soldier and find themselves outnumbered by the Matango Soldiers. The leader then says "Salutations everyone, I am General Shroom of E-I-E-I-O block and I must not let you pass so you can defeat my masters. PREPARE TO LEAVE THIS ESTABLISHMENT…please?"
And then Don Patch, dressed as a stereotypical rich person is behind Shroom and asks "Shroom my manservant, can you park this Delorean in the "NU" section of the parking lot?" and Shroom says "ok kind sir, I'd be glad to" and proceeds to drive to the parking lot but then he realizes that he's been had and sees the team entering the Castle and shouts "SIRS! HOW DARE YOU PULL A FAST ONE ON ME…ATTACK THEM MY MINIONS!" and soon the mushrooms attack the heroes, Softon ends up surrounded but Numbuh 5 uses her "fist of blabs-a-lot: Jamaican passion to defeat most of them and save Softon. Numbuh 3 tries to snap Numbuh 4 out of his dream spell while Dengakuman and Gasser tries to fend off the mushrooms. Suzu ends up piledrived by the soldiers but then Numbuh 2, riding on Torpedo Girl ram a few and shouts "FIST OF THE AVIATOR! TORPEDO SLAMWICH!" while trying to save her. Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler are now changed into Matango Soldiers and then Gen. Shroom shouts again "WE DO NOT TURN PEOPLE INTO MATANGOS WHEN WE GET EATEN! IT IS DISGUSTING A RUDE! STOP DOING THAT!" but then Bo-bobo gets an idea…
Bo-bobo and Numbuh 1 then prepare for their special Wiggin attack "SUPER SECRET FIST OF NOSEHAIR THE HAMSTER DANCE" and then the song "the hamster dance" plays and then all of the KND's hamsters (including Joaquin) attack the Matangos and devour them, Bo-bobo and the wiggins dress like characters from Hamtaro
Bo-bobo Hamtaro
Numbuh 1 (for some reason he's dressed like Bo-bobo)
Numbuh 2 Oxnard
Numbuh 3 snoozer
Numbuh 4 cappy (hates his costume he just woke up in, but is doing it for Numbuh 3)
Don patch howdy
Jelly Jiggler Dexter
Hatenko jingle (complete with guitar)
Softon Boss (Beauty Screams "why are you joining them?)
After the "Ham-hams" devour the troops, all what's left of General Shroom who just sits on his knees and pleads, "PLEASE…PLEASE…DON'T EAT ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!" and then Numbuh 1 goes up to him and says "don't worry friend, we wouldn't dream of feeding you to the hamsters" and then General Shroom says "I'm a friend? (teary eyed) ahem, for sparing my life, I will open the gates, have fun and be sure to play safe with my masters (bows to them) and then Don Patch goes up to him and says "well before we leave there is something I wanna do first" and then he puts Shroom's hand on Numbuh 4's face, releasing his dreams spores on him and after Numbuh 4 sleeps, General Shroom's cap shows the following image:
Numbuh 4 ends up in a place that is surrounded with fire and then he sees Don Patch in a Devil costume again but this time he puts on a top hat and starts singing:
Forget Numbuh 3, I got a chick
She'll give you a big red hickey on your neck
It's no use trying to escape, here put on this cape
It's level four on wiggin heck!
You don't like Wiggins I can see
Now will you excuse me I must go out and pee
It's a pay toilet, nothing rhymes with toilet
It's wiggin heck on level three!
Numbuh 4 starts screaming but then an angel that bears a strong resemblance to Numbuh 3 rescues him and she hugs him while on their way to Wiggin Heaven. In the waking world, Numbuh 3 hugs Numbuh 4 after seeing the image of his nightmare and Shroom was amazed that Love can ruin his nightmares but then Numbuh 4 punishes Shroom and Don Patch with her fly swatter again. And then they head off to the entrance to the castle, just what is in the castle? Well it's definitely not gonna be punch and pie in there! Tune in next time to find out and until then…Wig out five times a day for a brighter smile.
"Hey! How come we rarely get mentioned?" Says a rather annoyed Numbuh 362, "yeah, you said I get more scenes too!" says Suzu, and so I explain to them that I need more ideas to add the "blonde bombers" to the next chapter of the story, in fact, Numbuh 362 gets a bigger role in that chapter, is that better? And then Suzu says "what about me? I try my best to be a good character, I'll even date Numbuh 2 if that's what it takes" well I'll try to think about it I promise! And then Numbuh 2 shows up in a tuxedo and says "I'm all yours Suzu!" and she gets embarrassed and says "I didn't mean it literally but you did save me from that Matango Soldier (is then seen dressed like a princess) shall we?" and so the 2 go to A-block base for a date and Beauty screams "I thought it was destroyed and Suzu you're too old for Hoagie!" and then Suzu blushes and says "it's my way of thanking him" and Numbuh 2 says "well I better enjoy this till the next chapter…I see Numbuh 362 enjoying herself" and then she is seen riding the "tilt-a-whirl".
