Title: Misguided
Rating: PG
Warnings: Bad parenting
Note: Written for iy15

Misguided

His wife sighed. As his wife sighed almost constantly, the Inu no Taishou did nothing save lounge seductively on his futon.

But she simply sighed again, and looked longingly out their bedroom window. Frowning he rolled until he hovered above her on one arm. She arched her brow and he smiled rakishly, free hand roaming down her sleek muscled curves.

He dipped his head to nibble her ear. "What's wrong dear?" he asked, although he already knew the answer. It was what had been wrong the last century. Here it goes.

"The boys."

He kissed her soundly, tongue flicking lightly over her lips. "What about them?"

"We just up and abandoned them," she snapped, wiggling out from under him. "We're bad parents!"

Inu no Taishou fell to the mattress, with a "humph," face buried in the pillows. "We didn't abandon them," he insisted, voice muffled. He rolled to his side and gave her his best, "come hither" stare, and then waved. "Besides, ruling was boring."

"Boring!" she fumed. "I can't believe you."

He blinked at her.

His wife stood and paced the room. If she weren't naked, he probably would have minded.

"You're so irresponsible," she ranted, ticking off on her clawed fingers. "You left Ryuukossei were any moron could unseal him, you hid a fake pearl to your fake grave in your son's eye, and then left some idiotic riddle just to annoy Sesshoumaru, you nailed Tenseiga to a tree, you left that poor girl in a blizzard, you faked our deaths, you taught Nara-"

Her eyes narrowed with a scowl. "And you got me pregnant again."

Her husband smiled smugly and returned to his earlier lounging. "You love me."

She plopped beside him, defeated. "I am clearly misguided."