Title: Candid

Genre: Snark?

Rating: PG

Word count: 200

Candid

"As I recall, you were born in summer," his mother said, smiling. "Your father was off fighting the cat clans or fucking one of his whores-"

"My Lady!" Myouga exclaimed, scandalized.

The Lady made a "tut-tut" sound, waving her hand. "Please Myouga, you know as well as I, the number of hanyou children I had to turn away."

Reluctantly, the flea nodded. She did have a point.

"And half of them were cat-hanyou," she said sharply. "Cats! My Inu-no-Taishou was talented, but he wasn't that talented. And I won't even mention those who claimed to be half-miko.

Sesshoumaru's brow twitched as a vague memory of two-tailed, blue kitsune hanyou flashed before eyes. She had a horse with a single ivory horn and had tried to "melt his icy heart".

Fortunately, his mother took her declaration as a death threat and that was the end of-

"Serenity!" his mother said smugly and sighed. "I suppose it doesn't really matter what your father was doing. Most of the time he just wandered around aimlessly and stared off cliffs."

Oddly enough, Sesshoumaru felt chided.

"Anyway, you were born in summer," she said, tweaking his nose, then frowned. "Or was it your sister?"