Title: Amends
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/fluff
Pairing: Blink and you miss it Inu/Kagome, Sesshoumaru/OC
Word count: 258
Summary: A hanyou and daiyoukai walk into a bar, er, café..
Amends
Fifteen years is a long time, almost half again his age. Unless one counted the fifty plus years he was sealed to the Goshinboku. Which he didn't. Well, except…
There was that one time Sesshoumaru made a passing mention about something called a senior citizen discount and an all you can eat buffet.
Keh, stupid bastard, Inuyasha thought. Stupid bastard who, after five hundred years, doesn't look a day over twenty. Stupid, fucking bastard who has decided to give up a lifetime of hanyou battery and make amends.
"Keh!" he grunted, startling a passing waitress. "I don't want your stupid lunch."
Raising a steaming teacup to his lips, Sesshoumaru calmly took a sip before gesturing to their empty plates. "I take that to mean you won't be having dessert?"
Hung by his own rope, Inuyasha keh-ed again, just for the sake of keh-ing, and sunk into his corner of the booth, sulking.
Sesshoumaru smirked at his younger, but older looking, brother and coaxed in his best I-have-your-dead-mother's-image-wrapped-in-chains voice. "They have ice cream."
Inuyasha narrowed his eyes, ears twitching beneath his hat. "Don't you have a wife to annoy?"
"My wife is with your wife," Sesshoumaru reminded and took another sip before continuing. "They're undoubtedly conspiring against us."
Stupid bastard that's always right. "Keh, I don't want your ice cream, either," Inuyasha muttered, crossing his arms over his chest, defeated. "Asshole."
"Chocolate?" Sesshoumaru asked, flagging down their waitress.
"Strawberry," Inuyasha grumbled, glowering beneath the brim of his hat. "And don't forget the sprinkles."
