"Fuck!" Touga slapped his hands together, squishing the flea youkai between his flattened palms. "Why does she have to be so unreasonable?"
"Things didn't go well with Tsuki-hime?" Myouga asked, wobbling drunkenly.
"Of course not! She's leaving me!"
Myouga blinked. "Oh?"
"She found out about Aki."
"Perhaps it's for—"
"And then, Aki found out about Aiko, and now Ryuukossei wants to kill me."
Myouga blinked, not quite following. "Why?"
"Well, I, uh, fucked his daughter—"
"Dragons are overprotective and—"
"—and his wife."
"Ah."
Touga scowled. "And then, his castle burned down."
Myouga sighed, not wanting to know, but still was compelled to ask. "How did that happen?"
"Izayoi threw a lamp at me."
Myouga sighed, ignoring his lord's glare. "At least you were wearing your fire rat robe. "Sire, with all due respect, perhaps it's time you settled down?"
"No!" Touga paled visibly. "I love them all. How could I choose?"
"Ah, ha! You're afraid of commitment!"
"Nonsense, I, Touga fear nothing."
"Then why are you sweating?"
"It's summer."
"You're pale too."
"Blood-loss," Touga replied gruffly, rubbing his chest.
"From what?" Myouga asked, dubiously."
Touga winced at the memory. "Sesshoumaru's mother found out about the twins."
