It starts in the heart of the city.
Me, Maria, Stewie and Carol are walking back to the Estate.
Me: Another great day stomping bad guys.
Carol: You said it J.D.
Stewie: It's always fun to bring bad guys to justice.
Me: It sure is. (To the Viewers) The Loud Kids are also saving up their hard earned money for a well deserved vacation. Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "J.D. after a 4 and a half month long global vacation don't you think that's enough for a while?" and you are right. Normally that would be the case. But because we love to travel it's just who we are. Plus I figured we deserve it because we've been fighting crime and a lot has been happening. Even Superheroes need a break.
As we were walking by a bank we heard the alarm go off and saw a bunch of bank robbers come out.
Me: Looks like we got a 211 in progress!
Carol: Lets get them!
We went after the robbers and knocked most of them out and Stewie was doing a rather unusual method. He was annoying the last robber by singing Surfin Bird by The Trashmen.
Stewie: (Singing)
A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A well a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
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A well a bird
Surfin' bird
B-b-b aah, aah!
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
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Papa, ooma mow mow
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Well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow
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Last Robber: Ok! I surrender! Just please stop playing that annoying song!
I slap the cuffs on him and the cops arrive.
Me: Book them boys!
Officer: Thanks guys. We've been after these scumbags for years.
Me: Well good riddence to bad rubbish.
Officer: Yep. Thanks again guys.
Me: Remember this you lunkheads: Crime Doesn't Pay.
Officer: Ain't that the truth.
They drove off with the robbers in the paddy wagon.
Me: Another crime thwarted. Lets go back home.
Back at this estate we were counting change.
[In Rita and Lynn Sr.'s bedroom, We are counting all of our money in the family jugs of change. Lynn Sr. is tossing in coins as we all count.]
Loud Family: "179,997, 179,998, 179,999... 180,000!"
Lynn Sr.: "There it is, gang! 180,000 smackeroonies in the savings jugs! And you know what that means?"
Me: VACATION TIME!
All of us: [Singing while dancing in a conga line that carries throughout the house.] " We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! "
Lincoln: [To the viewers, while the rest of the family continues conga-ing.] "This is a big moment for the Louds. We're finally taking a real family vacation! Not an overnight at Aunt Ruth's, or a campout in the church parking lot. A vacation vacation! But getting here wasn't easy."
[Flashback to Lana and Lila on the lemonade stand, and Lola standing on the barrel box.]
Lincoln: [narrating] "In a family this big, a vacation costs a lot of money."
Me: [narrating] It's never an easy task.
Lola: [on a megaphone] "Line up for lemonade!"
Lincoln: [narrating] "So we all had to do our part."
Woman: [walks by] "Oh, no thank you."
Lola: [goes after her] "I said... [on the megaphone again] ...line, up, for, LEMONADE!"
Woman: [runs back, scared] "I'll take 5."
[She holds up her money and Lana & Lila makes 5 cups of lemonade. Lana, Lola and Lila put their contributions into the jugs. Another flashback shows Luna and Sam playing her guitar while people walk by and put money in her guitar case.]
Luna: [singing] 🎵 So many places I wanna go, but I'd never get anywhere, without some dough 🎵
Sam: [Singing] Vacation all we ever wanted!
Ember: [Singing] You will remember!
Mr. Grouse: (From down the street) "Hey, Loud's! I'll pay ya just to stop making that horrible racket!"
Ember: Stuff it Grouse!
Luna: [puts her guitar away] "Whatever works, dude. Vacation, all I ever wanted."
[Luna, Ember and Sam put their contributions into the jugs. Another flashback. At the I.T. offices, there's a line of food trucks. Lori, Carol, Vince and Talia are shown to be in a food truck named "Rock Taco", taking orders.]
Lori: "Got it. Dad, I need 3 more Lynn-sagnas. Two with extra sauce."
[Lynn Sr. is shown to be in the kitchen, making the orders. However, he's pretty packed up.]
Lynn Sr.: [overworked] "Honey, please discourage special orders. I'm backed up in here."
Talia: Same here. But you don't hear me complaining.
[Lori, Carol, Vince, Talia and Lynn Sr. dump their contribution into the jugs, Lynn Sr. notices something.]
Lynn Sr.: "Oops. That was a mushroom."
Vince: Whoops.
[Another flashback. It's 8:31 PM at Rita's dentist and Rita is working on the woman from the lemonade stand's teeth. She gets tired and falls asleep.]
Woman: "Hey!" [wakes Rita up with a water tool.]
Rita: [wakes up] "Oh, sorry. I've been working a lot of overtime lately."
[Rita puts her contribution in the jugs. She notices something.]
Rita: "Whoops. That was a molar."
[Another flashback shows Leni and Ed running a fashion advice stand and is giving advice to Jancey Yates.]
Leni: "Cinch that with a belt."
Ed: It would look great for you.
[Jancey puts a bunch of coins in Leni's cup, and walks away, while the woman from the lemonade stand, and the dentist office walks up.]
Leni: "Live on the edge with a polka-dot skirt."
Ed: Polka-dots are great for you.
[She puts a coin in Leni's cup and walks away.]
Leni: [clearly disgusted by her next customer.] "Ugh, no, no. What did I tell you about wearing sock with sandals?"
[It's revealed that the customer is Mr. Grouse, who's wearing red shorts, and socks with sandals.]
Mr. Grouse: [sighs as he puts a bunch of coins in Leni's cup.] "Oh, only if they're colorful or ironic."
[Leni and Ed puts their contribution in the jugs. Another flashback shows Lynn, Anna, Liam, Jen, and Naruto on a snowy, winter day knocking on someone's door carrying a snow shovel. An old woman answers it.]
Lynn: "All done, Mrs. Parker" [It reveals that Lynn shoveled Mrs. Parker's walkway and the walkway next to it.] "I also do furniture moving and jar opening. Keep it in mind."
Mrs. Parker: "Oh, it's my lucky day. I dropped a jar of pickles under the sofa."
[Lynn, Anna, Liam, Jen and Naruto put their contributions in the jugs. Another flashback shows Luan, Eddy and Linka entertaining at a child's birthday party as clowns. She rolls up her sleeves and pulls out a penny from behind a boy's ear, then another one, then several more after that and the children cheer. Eddy used his Ray of riches and made it rain gold coins for them. Linka used her lightning to make fireworks in the sky. They later put their contributions in the jugs out of their ears. Another flashback shows Lucy, Haiku, Brittney, Shannon, and Maggie serving a funeral with four little kids in a bathroom.]
Lucy: "Dearly beloved, we gather today to say goodbye to Dorothy. She lived life to the fullest, whether she was swimming around in her castle, blowing bubbles, or eating rocks. Turns out that last part wasn't the best idea." [flushes Dorothy down the toilet and hands a little girl a tissue.]
Brittney: (Reading In Latin) In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Little Girl: "Thank you. That was a beautiful service." [gives them a bunch of sacks of cash]
[Lucy, Brittney, Maggie, Haiku and Shannon put their contributions in the jugs. Another flashback shows Lincoln, Paige, Lilly and Varie delivering newspapers, he throws one and it hits the top of a car, which triggers the alarm to go off. Varie throws one and it lands on the porch. Paige throws one with the same result. Varie throws a bunch and they have the same results. Lincoln throws another one and it scares a cat, who dives into the bushes, and crashes through a window. Lincoln, Lilly, Varie and Paige puts their contributions in the jugs, and Lincoln then realizes his pockets are empty. Another flashback shows Lily as a DJ and Lisa, Nicole, Natilee, Fu, Zoe, Hercules and William breakdancing at the Royal Woods Mall. Scoots comes by and tosses a few coins.]
Scoots: "Slay all day, girl! Woo!"
[Lisa, Nicole, Natilee, Fu, Zoe, Hercules, William and Lily put their contributions in the jugs. Another Flashback shows Laney having an art sale. She and Joey are selling some of their most beautiful paintings like hot cakes. She and Joey put their contributions into the jugs. End of flashbacks as it cuts back to outside the Loud House.]
Lincoln: "Thanks to all our hard work, we saved enough money for a week at the Weeping Willow Resort & Lodge on Lake Michigan. We're talking bumper boats, horseback riding, and 26 flavors of fudge." [catches up with his family who are still doing the conga.]
Loud Family: "We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! We're going- "
Mr. Grouse: [offscreen] "Hey, Louds! I'll pay you again to knock off that racket!"
Me: Oh go drink some prune juice Grouse!
Lynn: "We already have enough money."
Luna: [nudges Lynn] "Hello, road snacks?"
[Cuts to the next day; Lynn Sr. is putting suitcases on top of Vanzilla 2.0.]
Rita: [Walking out with her things] "Let's see, work's taken care of, Mr. Grouse is keeping an eye on the house, Clyde and the McBrides are taking care of Walt, Geo, Charles, and Cliff."
Lynn Sr.: [singing] "Just a few more things and we'll all be relaxing in the..."
[He and Rita head inside, while the siblings, minus Lisa and Lily, come outside with their luggage, Lucy is dragging a coffin.]
Lola: [To Lucy] "Why are you bringing that on vacation?"
Lucy: "You have your sunblock, I have mine."
Lynn Sr.: [coming back out with another bag] "Whoa, guys, this is too much stuff! Something's gotta go back!"
Luna: [Kicks Lynn Sr.'s bag] "How 'bout this humungo bag?"
Lynn Sr.: "Absolutely not! That one's very important!"
[The bag opens up to reveal a bunch of jigsaw puzzles.]
Lola: "Puzzles?"
Lynn Sr.: "The bag stays!"
Varie: Now guys. there's plenty of room for everything.
Lynn Sr.: All right guys. According to the reviews, the hotel has very strict check-in policy. If we're not there by 8:00, they could give away our rooms!"
Me: Right.
Venom: We're all set guys.
Lana: [Just as Lynn Sr. starts the car.] "WAIT!" [Opens the door and whistles. In Lola and Lana's room, Hops, El Diablo and Bitey hear and head out through the doggy door. As they enter Vanzilla, El Diablo and Bitey go under the seat, while Hops jumps into Lana's pocket. She closes the door.]
Lynn Sr.: "Okay, here we go. Loud Vacation time! Can I get a 'What what?'"
Loud Family: [as the the car pulls out of the driveway.] "What what?"
[Lynn Sr. starts the car and the family heads off.]
Loud Family: [singing] "We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation!"
[We all exit the estate and head up to the Royal Woods Parkway.]
[Later on the road, an old style horn honks and shows to be a red truck with a farmer driving in it right behind us all.]
Lynn: "Don't let that old geezer pass us, Dad! Floor it!"
Lynn Sr.: "Well, it's- It is floored!" [the truck passes them] "It's been floored the whole time!" [mumbling] "Dang show off in his hot rod."
[The Louds finally make it up the hill.]
Lynn: "Look!" [It shows that the truck is already going down.] "Come on, Dad! Let's get our dignity back!"
Lynn Sr.: "I'm right there with ya, LJ."
[Vanzilla starts overtaking the truck, as Lynn starts shouting "pass".]
Lisa: "Father, this is not advisable! Factoring in the angle of our decent, current wind speed, and the condition of this aging heap. I fear we are going to wind up-"
[Before she can finish her sentence, Lynn Sr. loses control of Vanzilla 2.0 and crashes into a fence. The family is outside, having already survived the crash by leaping out of Vanzilla 2.0.]
Lisa: "-Nose-first in a ditch."
[The bumper to Vanzilla 2.0 falls off.]
Lynn Sr.: [gasps and hugs Vanzilla, while crying.] "My baby! What have I done?!"
Lana: "Stand back and let me work."
Me: We got this.
[Cuts to later, showing that me and Lana have gotten Vanzilla 2.0 out of the ditch and repaired it.]
Rita: [impressed] "Wow! Nice job, guys. How did you do that?"
Lana: "Eh, it was no biggie. There was a crack in the cylinder block, so I just re-routed the exhaust manifold pass the carburetor, and then-"
[realizes her family has gotten in Vanzilla; deadpanned.] "Don't ask if you don't really want to know."
[Lynn Sr. is about to start the car, when suddenly...]
Lily: Don't forget me!
[The red truck passes by them.]
Lynn and Lynn Sr.: "Dang it."
[Later, the Louds are still driving and the weather starts to get a little heated out there.]
Leni: "Oh, it's so hot. Dad, can you turn on the AC before my hair totally frizzes?"
[Lynn Sr. presses the button to the AC, which seems to be fluttering and then stops working. He presses the button twice after that.]
Lynn Sr.: "Huh. Doesn't seem to be working."
Lana: "Ugh, the coolant must've leaked when we crashed." [pulls out her toolbox] "Pull over, Pops. I'll check it out."
Lynn Sr.: "No can do. Remember, 8:00 check in."
Me: I'm getting sick and tired of this.
Maria: Me too.
Everyone agreed.
Leni: "Well, can someone just roll down a window?"
Lynn Sr.: "Sorry, honey, but if we roll any of these windows down, they're not coming back up."
Me: (Whispers) He still thinks that we're in the old Vanzilla.
Rita: "I know it's hot, but just pretend you're at the beach."
Leni: "In this? Ugh, no!"
[The siblings see Lori snacking on some bean chips.]
Lori: "Anyone want a low-cal bean chip?"
Lucy: "Vomit."
Laney: No thanks Lori.
Me: I'm good.
Lori: "They're delicious. And supes high fiber." [Farts]
Lisa: "Yes, apparently."
Lori: "It was the seat! See?"
[Gas scent comes out of Lori's seat.]
Scream: No that was you Lori.
Siblings, except Lori: [Groan in disgust]
Lori: "Now it's not doing it."
[The gas scent goes all over Vanzilla. Lincoln and Lucy groan in disgust.]
Luan: "Suffocating!"
Me: I think I'm gonna be sick! (VOMITS)
Lola: [Coughs] "Ack."
Lynn Sr.: "Be strong, kids! No windows!" [Gas scent goes into the front seat] "Oh, it's in my mouth!"
[Lynn Sr. opens up the windows and everyone exhaled deeply, except Lori, who blushes in embarrassment. Eventually, the wind blowing inside the van like a jet turbine is becoming a problem.]
Lynn Sr.: "This is better!"
Rita: "What?!" [Lets go of the map and it lands in Lynn Sr.'s face. He screams in panic, and so does the family as they swerve off the road and crash into a section of porta-potties, which topple over like dominoes, and one of the doors to Vanzilla falls off.]
Lynn Sr.: [taking a few deep breaths.] "Is everyone okay?"
Person: [In one of the porta-potties.] "I've been better!"
[Lynn Sr. looks concerned as Lana jumps out and examines the broken door.]
Lana: "The good news is, the crash made the windows go back up. The bad news is, now we have no door. No way I can re-attach this baby." [looks up] "But I may have a solution."
Me: That won't be necessary.
I reattach the door with no problems.
Lynn Sr.: Good job J.D.
Me: Thanks Mr. Lynn.
Luan: "Nice fix, but we still have a grave situation!" [laughs] "Get it?" [We all laugh but then she realizes her family has gotten in Vanzilla 2.0; frustrated.] "What? Don't set me up if you don't wanna hear a joke!"
Me: That was funny Luan.
[As Luan gets in, Lynn Sr. starts Vanzilla, when suddenly...]
[The family gets back on the road.]
Rita: "Who's ready for lunch?"
Siblings: "Me! Me! Me! Me!"
Me: I brought my own lunch but thanks.
Laney: Same here.
Everyone but the Loud Kids brought their own lunch.
Rita: "Honey, let's start looking for a good picnic spot."
Lynn Sr.: "No time! We're behind schedule. We'll have to eat in the car."
Lasher: Oh for Pete's sake!
Lynn: [Finds sandwiches inside a basket.] "I got this. Sammies coming your way. Think fast." [throws them to her other siblings.]
Lola: [Gets hit by a sandwich] "Watch it!" [Eats sandwich]
Lori: [Gets hit by a sandwich] "Ow!" [Eats sandwich]
Luna: [Gets hit by a sandwich] "Not so hard, dude." [Eats sandwich]
Lincoln: [Misses sandwich] "I can't catch."
[The kids and parents have finished eating their sandwiches. Rita crumbles up her wrapper.]
Rita: "Those egg salad sandwiches were delicious, honey. Thanks for making them."
Leni: "You're totes welcome, Mom."
Lynn: "Trash back here" [Luan, Lisa and Lincoln try to throw the wrappers in the bag.]
Luan: "Whoops."
Lisa: "Sorry."
Lincoln: "I can't throw, either."
Lynn: [Gives him a thumbs down] "Weak."
[Luna's stomach growls.)
Me: Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of those stomach growls.
Varie: Me neither.
Vince: Same here.
Zoe: That's not a good sign.
[Luna's face turns green and starts to feel nauseous. She takes her headphones off.]
Luna: "Whoa, guys, are you feeling alright? I'm not feeling too good myself."
[The other siblings get nauseous as well, except Leni and Lily.]
Lori: "Leni, what exactly did you put in those sandwiches?"
Leni: "I can't remember. I made them weeks ago."
Lincoln: "Leni!"
Lucy: "What?"
Luan: "That can't be good."
Leni: "Well, I was so excited for the trip, I wanted to get a head start!"
Siblings: [Groaning]
Me: Leni you gave everyone food poisoning!
Naruto: Not good Leni!
Sakura: Yeah.
Lincoln: "Uh-oh. I think I'm gonna barf!"
Lisa: "I second that!"
Luna: "Puke fest!"
Lori: "Pull over, Dad!"
Lynn Sr.: "No time! Use a bag!"
William: Okay that does it!
Maria: That's it, Mr. Loud! You being in charge of this vacation is making everyone suffer! It's gone too far. Me and William are in charge of this vacation now!
Lynn Sr.: You can't do that!
William: We weren't asking your permission!
Me: We're in charge now. Good job guys.
William: Thanks J.D.
Rita: I was getting fed up with Lynn being a poophead on this trip.
Scream: No problem Rita.
We tied up Lynn Sr. and put him on the sofa. Everyone got out and hurled.
Stewie: Oh, you got some pie, uh? Can I have a piece?
Lasher: Uh, sure.
Stewie: Ooh, let me have some of that Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: What'd you say?
Stewie: You can't have a pie without Cool Hwhip.
Lasher Cool Hwhip?
Stewie: Cool Hwhip, ya.
Lasher: You mean Cool Whip?
Stewie: Ya, Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie: What are you talking about? I'm just saying it,Cool Hwhip. You put Cool Hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: Say Whip.
Stewie: Whip.
Lasher: Now say Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
Lasher: Do you do this to Brian sometimes?
Stewie: I sure do.
Laney: Was it really necessary to tie dad up like this?
Me: It was Laney. He was driving us crazy. Wouldn't you be too?
Laney: I guess so.
Sam: I'm glad we didn't get sick.
Me: Yeah. We dodged a huge bullet on that one.
Then we changed it into Concorde jet mode and went to the hotel. We landed and got out and checked into the hotel. We got our vacation started. We were enjoying the hotel to the fullest. We were doing Horseback Riding, Bumper Boats, Fishing and enjoying 26 flavors of fudge. Lana loved the dirt flavor and the soap flavor. We then found out that Cleveland Brown and his family lives in the town right next door to the hotel.
We met with them and they invited us in for dinner.
Donna: I told you that Lois and Peter were no good, Cleveland. But did you listen? Of course not!
Cleveland: You're right, Donna. I should've listened to you. And it's a shame that Quagmire's dead now.
Joe: Well, you've still got me, Cleveland.
Me: It's not your fault Cleveland. If anybody is to blame it's the entirety of Quahog. Plus Quagmire got what was coming to him anyway. The ultimate castration.
Lincoln: That's right Mr. Brown. He deserved it.
Laney: Yeah.
Later we returned home 1 week later and got back to Gotham Royal York. The Justice League watched over the city while we were away. Cleveland and his family decided to move to the city with us.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I've been wanting to do Tripped for a long time. But I didn't know how to set it all up. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas. Thanks for that man. As Usual. Tripped was an awesome episode and it was really funny. I'll put the aerial fights in the episode for a later chapter. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
