Disclaimer: Teen Wolf does not belong to me – again, just a mini series of sorts, enjoy :) x

"Hale, Stilinski, Martin and... oh to hell with it – McCall you may as well go with those delinquent friends of yours, keep all the terrors to one part of the room" Coach shouted out, holding his whistle in his hand... even though this was economics class and most certainly not the lacrosse field but Kayla had given up long ago trying to understand coach... mind you, she didn't think anyone could understand coach.

Kayla just sighed, pulling herself from the chair and running a hand through her long hair, just about to turn around and look for her friends when someone grabbed her arm and hauled her forward causing her to stumble.

Lydia – she should've guessed.

"I still think this is completely ridiculous" She exclaimed, still dragging Kayla over to the small table in the corner of the classroom, "Not only is that teacher a joke but sex is simple – in, out, a few tricks here and there, why do we need to have a whole lesson dedicated to it?" She huffed, taking a seat around the round table and pulling Kayla down next to her.

"Sex education is in the curriculum... I don't know why he's teaching it though" Kayla hummed just as Scott and Stiles sat down near them, Scott beside Lydia and Stiles next to her, all cramped around the small table.

"Hey" Stiles smiled lightly before grinning widely at her, "Just so you know that text was a very mean thing to do" He teased, "My concentration has gone, heck I'm pretty sure it isn't even on this planet"

"That was the point" She smirked back, sending him a mysterious look, "I'm guessing it worked huh?"

"Did it wo- uh huh" He stated in an obvious voice, eyes going wide with exclamation, "Are you kidding me! I got so... uh..." He trailed off, looking at Scott and Lydia nervously who just stared back in confusion – Lydia had her eyebrows raised questioningly as Scott's forehead furrowed, an innocent look plastered on his face as though he was about to ask for ice-cream, "So... so... something" He hummed, gnawing on his bottom lip as Kayla hid a smile behind her hand because watching Stiles get flustered? Best entertainment of the day, "So, uh... happy, yeah totally... uh, 'happy', yeah" He chuckled nervously, running a hand over his short hair, "Just ecstatic, jumping for joy, over the moon, so chuf-"

"He means he got a hard on" Kayla interrupted bluntly, already reaching for the large bit of paper that Coach had put on their table as well as the different coloured pens.

She heard Stiles choke on his own air as Scott just raised his eyebrows in shock before looking around awkwardly, as though double checking no one was in hearing distance where as Lydia just stared at Stiles in slight surprise, as though she was just realising that he was there and was able to actually do that sort of thing, "K-Kayla... maybe-maybe... y'know, tone down the bluntness huh?" Stiles asked nervously, his cheeks a flaming red colour.

"Why? It's the truth isn't it?" She smirked cocking an eye brow as Stiles' eyes widened even more.

"Well, I mean... I di-... I just meant... with the thing and the other thing together and, uh... glaberjab" He muttered incoherently, leaning back in his chair, "Never-mind"

"Awwww I'm just teasing ya" She chuckled, running a hand down his arm and squeezing his hand, "And don't worry about it – it's just Lydia and Scott, chill"

"Chill?" Stiles whispered, leaning forward so their heads were almost touching, "We're about to engage in a sex ed class – a sex ed class with you in it... I don't know whether to just run for the hills now or wait for the ground to swallow me whole"

"Why are we whispering?" Kayla asked in an exaggerated whisper, trying to hide the smile, "And don't worry, I won't embarrass you..." He just gave her a dubious look, "... too much" She amended, tilting her head to the side, "Why? Are you scared I might reveal some, uh, personal details?" She joked, loving watching the way his whole body buzzed with a nervous type of energy.

"Right, that's it, we're getting you a gag or a muzzle or something" Stiles exclaimed, leaning back in his seat, spreading his arms out in a very final way.

"Kinky" Kayla commented, on the ball today, "We haven't done that yet – it's on my to-do list" But before Stiles could comment – or rather, let his jaw drop more, Coach started talking.

"Listen up you bunch of trouble makers... for whatever reason I have been ordered to, uh..." He trailed off rather awkwardly, "Y'know... birds and bees, Adam and Eve, whatever" He waved his hand in front of him, the coach looking around awkwardly, "So... as a teacher... just, do stuff, educational stuff" He looked out at all of them who just stared back blankly, "Uh... okay" He groaned out, his arms twitching nervously, "Just, you know... let's talk about sex" He announced though he looked ready to set the building on fire if it meant escaping the situation he was in.

"So... there's two main ways that people can... you know, 'do it' and-" But coach hadn't even finished his first sentence when Kayla had interrupted him – not her fault that he was getting his facts wrong.

"Actually, in reality, there's probably hundreds" She pointed out, leaning back in her chair and crossing her ankles, "You must've grown up in, like, the fourteenth century coach"

"Oh dear god" Stiles muttered quietly, holding a hand to his face and sliding down in his seat, peaking out between his fingers where as Scott just raised his eyebrows even more, his expression plastered into one of intense surprise.

"Hu-hundreds?" Coach spluttered, "That's impossible there's onl-"

"Missionary, forty five degree missionary, reverse missionary, scissors, the spider, sixty nine, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, the straddler, spooning, doggy style, magic bullet, oral, the grinder, the kneel and sit, wrap-around-" She stopped for a second, just to catch her breath, and caught Allison's eye who just smirked at her in amusement even though her cheeks were beginning to blush and when she looked at her friends on her own table, well... their expressions were priceless – Lydia was nodding her head, as though approving of what she was saying, Scott's face was beginning to screw up in a combination between embarrassment and shock where as Stiles just groaned loudly, both hands now covering his face as he slid down in his seat so he was almost sliding under the table, his posture screaming 'just kill me now'.

"Kirsty, are you quite finished?" Coach asked, looking completely mortified.

"It's Kayla" She corrected without even a pause, "And just for that – no" She announced, "The back bender, the shoulder stand, hip hugger, lap sex, the bridge and there's way more but I can't quite remember their names off the top of my head" She hummed, smirking to herself as the class gaped at her and the coach flushed red, "I mean... I could draw you some diagrams and-"

"No" Both coach and Stiles shouted at the same time, both looking completely terrified, "We get it, got it, totally got it Kirsty" Coach fumbled and Kayla just smiled though she frowned because she literally told him ten seconds ago her name was Kayla – not Kirsty!

"So... huh...um, anyone else to add anything?" The coach asked as Kayla just leant back as his voice went higher pitch and crackled, looking about ready to sob but just as Kayla was about to open her mouth and start rambling on about sex again, the coach waved his hands out at her in desperation his eyes going wide, "No? No, good, that's great, no more talk about weird names of things to do - fine, good" He exclaimed.

"I was just going to add on that's there's car sex, stair sex, wall sex, chair sex, shower sex – though it can get pretty slippery and your boyfriend will drop you when his dad walks in and-"

"FIRE" Stiles suddenly hollered, springing up from his chair and knocking it over as everyone stared at him, "Fire, there's a... a fire" He added more meekly, "A big fire with lots of flames and we should all just leave now and avoid getting burnt to a crisp" He said, placing his hands on his hips and Kayla bit her lip, quietening down her chuckles as he looked around nervously, his whole body beginning to flush.

But, seriously, a fire? Was that the best distraction he could come up with?

"Stilinski, sit down" The coach ordered, "And try and control your girlfriend" He almost pleaded as Stiles cringed, plonking himself back down in the seat once he had retrieved it from the ground.

"I've tried" She heard him murmur, slinking down further in his seat.

"Right, well... just... talk amongst yourselves and... and don't do drugs or unprotected sex" He fumbled for a bit, backing away from the class, "In fact, don't do anything just... sit... stay seated... sit" He added, talking to then like they were a bunch of dogs, "Jeez, it's times like this I wish I never gave up drinking" Kayla heard coach mutter to himself as he disappeared into his office.

"Uh... was that an example of the bluntness thing you were talking about earlier?" Kayla asked, hiding a smile as Stiles' cheeks flushed as he stared at her.

"No – it was an example of the bluntness thing, the embarrassment thing and the privacy thing" He muttered, "And I'm just going to dig myself a hole to live in for the next hundred years..." And Kayla rolled her eyes good naturedly as Scott just stared between the two of them and Lydia picked at her freshly painted nails, obviously loosing interest rapidly.

"But you knew of my 'no filter' before you slept with me" She pointed out, leaning forwards in her seat so she could whisper to him, placing a hand on his thigh "And, just to be blunt, I can't wait to show you what I am or am not wearing" She pointed out with a sly smile, watching with satisfaction as his eyes widened slightly and his whole body clenched up.

"O-Okay" Stiles whispered back, beginning to get flustered – but not in the embarrassed way, no, more in the sexually frustrated way, "I mean..." She trailed off in a quiet, sultry voice, slowly rubbing circles on his thigh under the table so no one could see, "I think you'll like it" She teased and it seemed to work as Stiles bit down on his bottom lip, his leg jittering up and down nervously, obviously trying to quell down his body's reactions.

"I-I-I'm sure I will" He murmured as she pulled her bottom in-between her teeth, moving her hand further up, "Are you-are you trying to seduce me in the middle of class?" He whispered, glancing down at her hand before meeting her gaze which was beginning to get more and more intense.

"I thought that was obvious" She smirked, cocking an eyebrow in amusement, "I wasn't round at yours last night... I guess you could say I have a lot of making up to do" She added thoughtfully as Stiles choked, digesting her words and the implications behind them.

"Oh... god..." He muttered quietly, screwing his eyes shut briefly before opening them and meeting her gaze, "Wow... okay..."

"Meet me in the locker room free period?!" She asked-slash-requested quietly, moving her hand further upwards slowly, enticing him as he nodded eagerly, trying to keep his face neutral – that was until she lightly ran her hand over the crotch in his pants and over the growing bulge that was beginning to form with all her teasing and sneak previews and, suddenly, his leg jolted up in surprise and want, his knee hitting the edge of the table causing it to create a loud noise and for all the pens and jotters to go skidding around on the shiny surface, creating even more noise.

"Uh... sorry" Stiles apologised to no one in particular as a few people looked around curiously, "Jumpy leg... need sugar" He lied, cringing slightly even though want and lust was beginning to shine in his eyes as he caught her hand in his own, intertwining their fingers and squeezing tightly.

Kayla just chuckled, letting out an amused snort, settling back in her seat and happened to catch Scott's eye – Scott who was staring between the two in slight shock, beginning to look a tad nauseated and, oops, werewolf hearing... well, at least on the plus side he would know not to go to the locker room free period – that was a plus right?

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that" He muttered to himself, physically shaking his head, "Didn't hear or see anything..." And Kayla just smirked because, honestly, hand on heart, she really didn't have any shame did she?

A/N) I'll probably split each one shot into two... so a two-shot I guess – well I hope you all liked – thought I should make it humorous and, of course, we all know Kayla will say anything – no filter ha, hope you all enjoyed and please please review, they mean the world and encourage me to write more smut if you like it - :) x