ch.1 the village of hate
It was another beutiful sunny day in konaha for the blonde walking down the streets without so much has a care in the world.He didn't even notice the comments from the villagers.He was daydreaming about ramen.But whilst his dream the villagers were gathering.whispering among themselves about the so called 'demon child'.When they decided there numbers were sufficent and they felt they had the appropriate weapons they charged.One of the villagers shouted out 'get the demon child! ' but naruto was now sufficently out of his daydream to know to run.The small 5 year old zipped through the streets breathing heavily,he turned a corner in an alley in hopes of escaping them.
All hope shattered has the young boy stared at the wall,he was trapped.He didn't know what to do now that his fate was sealed and the villagers closing in on him.One of the villagers named onake was closing the space inbetween them while hissing this is it you demon ill skin you for what you did to my family! and ill make it nice and slow...but before that i think im going boil you until you until skin starts to peel!. He smirked and raised his whip,naruto shut his eyes and waited for the unbearable beating to begin has he curled into a ball crying to himself asking what he did to deserve this.But the pain never came,he cracked open an eyelid to see a boy.No older than himself block the whip with his open hand while the cut started to flow freely has the kid cringed at the pain.Hey brat move out of the way were going to avenge our families and rid the world of this demon!.The kid looked skeptically at naruto as if weighing whether to bother with this or not so has his own little test he reached slowly to touch the blonde. the blonde did some kind of whimper and shriek at the same time and backed against a corner.
He figured that this had happened before and judjing his reaction what they did wasn't pretty.He decided that he would teach these idiots a lesson for hurting the innocent.The boys face went dead serious he hissed, you monsters what have you done,The man called onake stepped forward and replied with a snort and a get out of the way brat this is between us and the demon.The kid just stared and punched him in the gut sending him 30 feet behind the mass of villagers.And said angrily your going to have to get through me first!. Naruto stared wide eyed at the kid,no one had defended him before..well other than the hokage.
the kid took his furiously bleeding hand and rubbed it on his chest(he removed his shirt duh) then spread it over the strange markings.Then the boy cried out 'summoning jutsu!' and in a poof of smoke there stood a 6 foot..dragon?...yes definatly a dragon wing,tail,scales, this 5 year old summoned the most powerful summon of them all..and a decent sized one to. the boy fainted from the chakra he used and the dragon looked at him in pity and sighed he would deal with him later.now he was onlooking a crowd of terrified villagers then took a glance at the blonde and figured out what he was supposed to do but he improvised.He spread out his wings,stood on hind legs and bellowed a roar that promised a death so painful it would send shivers down shukaku's spine. The villagers turned tail and ran like the cowards they were screaming something about dragons and the 9 hells but he decided not to pay attention.He went over to the kid and propped him on his back and looked at the blonde he examined him carefully and said get on kid! o-ok..naruto managed to squeek out has he fumbled on the dragons back trying to find a secure seat and managed to find one moments before he took off.
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I wuv you itachi
i love you to sauske
lee and gai's sunset screen plays having itachi and sasuke hug
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naruto blinked,everything was hazy and he suddenly remembered the villagers and ran blindly...He ran straight into a tree and blacked out once again.
Kenji awoke and looked around to see is was in a clearing with a waterfall and tall grass as green has sakura's eyes(he doesn't know her yet its just a referance).He turned to the right and saw karin-gama(the dragon) sleeping peacfully, he looked to the left and saw a humorus looking naruto with a big bump on his head laying infront of a tree.Kenji sighs he was missing a large chunk of chakra and he was tired beyond all reason.So he did the only sensible thing...he was going to get naruto back to konaha(i think thats how you spell it) and have a...chat with onake if you could call it that and have to reference the hokage.
hey karin-gama! "the dragon didnt even flinch" kenji sighed inwardly,he was going to have to do this the hard way.He walked over to the pond and did three seals and a chakra orb rose up out of the water on floated in the air has kenji manuvered it towards karin-gama and when it was right above his head the chakra orb disappeared.The icy water rushed down on the dragons head and the instant it hit its target karin woke up.Hey brat what was that for! he bellowed out,SHUT UP! now tell me where we are.
karin looked skeptically and said rain country why? kenji just bug eyed has his jaw dropped to the floor.RAIN COUNTRY WHY DID YOU TAKE US HERE!.what i like rain country...oh yeah and i picked you up a surprise.kenji did the only thing a 5 year old would do he ran forward(in a blur of course) and started looking around saying what did you get me, how big is it, ETC.
errr..umm...you scare me some times...anyways it's not a what its a who. you got me a body..ewwww i dont want that euughh gross.karin blinked and sighed inwardly and lifted up a wing to see a girl in tattered clothes and unruly silky black hair. I found her rummaging through some trash fighting for it with the dogs and i rescued her,anyways ive always said that you need some female companionship.(haku is a girl in my story) kenji just stared at the girl then karin then back to the girl then to karin.
30 grueling minutes later
Ok thats enough! kenji had been just staring for 30 minutes back and forth and karin was getting royally pissed.Naruto had woken up and was currently bathing in the pond but before he could finish what he was saying the girl stirred and took in her surroundings until she saw what was IN her surroundings and she backed away and was about to run.Kenji's insticts took over and he tackled her and held her there whispering soothing words that he barely understood and after a while he felt her relax.
unfortuneatly he actually realized what he was doing and started blushing up a storm.Haku giggled at him casuing him to blush more if humanly possible and faint from all the blood in his face.
Awwwwww karin said while naruto was running around covering the bare neccesitys while looking for a towel
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auuggghh god orochimaru put your pants back on orochimaru dancing to "im a barbie girl"
one of orochimaru's henchmen puked and passed out
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Kenji and naruto sighed and they have already learned one of the most important lessons in life.Never take a girl clothes shopping ever,while haku was currently in a lingerie store for young ladies kenji was treating naruto to ramen while his small amount of money was quickly being depleted after naruto's 15th bowl of ramen naruto passed out and snoozed peacefully.But its very unfortunate for kenji that he passed out 30 seconds before haku came back with tons of packages to carry.
Kenji sighed he would have to carry all of it,so he improvised and bit his thump and said 'summoning jutsu' and summoned a four foot dragon to carry the packages and naruto.He bit his other thumb and said
'summoning jutsu' once again and in another puff of smoke appeared an...undeniably cute kitten,haku rushed forward to snuggle the kitten and suceeded has the kitten purred contendedly.
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Has the three..well two since one is sleeping reached a cheap hotel they went to there rooms after minor fussing with the clerk who thought kenji's money was fake.
while they were walking up the stairs haku was figeting constantly until she managed to stutter out a t-t-h-ank you k-kengi-kun.
Kenji didn't seem to hear her for 2 seconds until he said no problem haku-chan it was my pleasure while grinning like an idiot,much like naruto's.
2 Minutes later they arrived at their rooms,kenji and naruto were sharing one while haku's room was connected to theirs by a door incase there was trouble or she needed anything.
kenji plopped naruto on a bed a said,night haku-chan and haku replied with a n-night k-kenji-kun and she turned to go through her door but stopped short and turned around.Um k-k-kenji k-kun,yeah what is it haku-chan,um...im afraid of the dark she stopped and gulped w-would y-you stay with m-me i-in m-my r-r-room,she just managed to squeek out the last part.kenji's face turned a dark maroon and stuttered out s-sure h-h-haku- c-c-chan.
Kenji got up and walked over to haku and followed her into her room and kenji tried to get some sleep but couldn't do to the massive akwardness. he looked over at the clock to see that it was already past midnight and he'd heard haku's small snores and the steady fall and rise of her body has she breathed.He was just about to get out of her bed and go to his and naruto's room where he had his own bed and it wasn't akward to sleep but just before he was about to move he heard haku mumble something he couldnt understand and she uncounciously hugged him closer to her...instant nosebleed.(Now your asking me why kenji would get a nosebleed so early in his life..well lets say he had met a certain toad sannin a month before he met naruto)
Well kenji didn't have to worry about the akwardness of being hugged by a cute girl because he passed out.
NINE HOURS LATER
naruto woke from is dream of swimming in a sea of ramen and looked around the room to notice that it was empty.He suddenly thought he was left behind and that they hated him like everyone else and with massive willpower walked into haku's room calmly and blushed more then anyone thought possible.he saw a smiling kenji asleep with an also smiling haku snuggled up to him and still currently hugging,Although unknown to everyone haku's current dream was very similer to what is really happening...only a little more...perverted.And from what naruto could tell they both had nosebleeds sometime in the night and since the covers completely covered all but their heads...it was very...decieving (wouldn't you think that if you saw that) naruto was lost for words but when he went to leave he just ran into the wall and woke up the entire place..including haku and..well kenji didn't even notice he was having a much to pleasent dream to bother with that.
unortunatly haku's dream just ended before naruto hit the wall and she woke up.the only thing she realized awas that she was warm..very warm and she was loving every second of it.But when her eyes came into focus she realized it was kenji..in her bed..sleeping..she had one thought...OH MY GOD IT WASN'T A DREAM.. fortunately she realized they both had their clothes on and...there wasn't really any akward positioning, then she realized who else was in the room and when naruto saw haku staring directly at him haku was blushing, she never really had any embarrasing moments considering she spent nearly all of her life on teh street.
then the embarrasing look faded instantly and was replaced by a look of pure rage.And currently naruto was fearing for his life and did the smartest thing in his life,He ran away hoping haku would cool of so he would be able to apologise without being thrashed about like a chewtoy for a shark.Unfortunately..again kenji chose this time to wake up and haku was cooled off and currently admiring his peaceful expression,when kenji opened his dark green eyes and started into haku's she shriek andfell over,kenji was equally disterbed and they both simultaniously started babbling out apologies then they both stopped and laughed until kenji's laughter died down and haku said with a sweet smile.We better find naruto before he wets himself,They both had another good laugh and went off in search of naruto
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It was another beutiful day in konaha and it was even better considering that the genin exams were today and sensei is going to teach me a new jutsu!.As if on que his sensei appeared so naruto are you ready to learn a new ju..before his sensei could finish naruto tackled him and started babbling on and on his senseid whistled oddly and naruto flipped back into a fighting stance, good naruto i see your improving now for that jutsu,thank you kenji-sensei!.Ok now just watch ok kenji did some seals and called out 'Kage bunshin jutsu!' and 3 kenji's appeared,the orginal one took out a pack of go-fish and they all started playing.One of them said ill be here if you have any questions.And surprisingly naruto mastered the jutsu in 30 minutes and just in time to get to class considering the extended go-fish game.
AT THE ACADEMY
Ok everyone were getting a few new students today well give a warm welcoming to kenji inaku and haku(i dont know her name so ill give her kenji's last name) inaku so haku,kenji take your seats.has kenji walked out the sasuke fan club was silent observing the newest male in the class has nearly all the girls in the class thought teh same thing thing simultainously HOT!.his eyes his clothes his smerk his hair everything about him was more appealing to them than sasuke was.Then kenji noticed the predatory look in thir eyes and gulped hard,when haku emerged and saw their look eyes she resisted the erge to throw senbon needles in there eyes and necks.The fan girls took the we love sasuke poster crossed out the name sasuke and wrote kenji over it,but kenji took this oppertunity to run right up to the very top of the class and sit next to a girl there while haku walked up and took the seat next to him.When kenji fel safe to relax he look over at the girl next to him she had her head down,kenji tapped her shoulder and her head shot up babbling apologies kenji looked confused for a second but snapped out of it but when he looked at her face he was forced to double take she was very beutiful her eyes like diamond pools her porcelin skin, her silky black hair to him she was more beutiful then a goddess.
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well i know theres minor spelling mistakes but its my first story so go easy on me also tell me if i added to much random stuff or too much humor
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ALSO NOTE: I have posted ch.2 its shorter than this chapter but i wrote two chapters in one day..ieven if they are short well anyways it only appeared on the humour side of the story so go to
naruto and hinata
humour
rated T
english
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