The scene is the South Park Elementary School. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are heading in for school, there is a crowd of students around someone.
" Hey what do you think is going on over there?" asked Kenny
" Maybe someone is getting the crap kicked out of them." said Cartman
" Lets go check it out." suggested Stan
The boys went over to the huge crowd and shoved their way to the middle.
" Move it ass wipes!" said Cartman shoving kids out of the way, the others following directly behind him
" What's going on?" asked Kyle
" Didn't you hear, Butters said he saw something at the old Craven Manor." said Token
" Oh shit really!" said Cartman
" Craven Manor?" asked Kyle
" Butters what happened?" asked Stan
" I was walking in the woods, cause my parents said I should go out and play. Well anyway, I was a walking in the woods and I saw it." said Butters
" Saw what?" asked Stan
" The house."
" The Craven Manor?" asked Kenny
" Oh is that what it's called?"
" Butters I swear to god I'm going to kill you, now tell the god damn story!" yelled Cartman
" What happened Butters?" asked Stan
" Well anyway I was minding my own business when…(the scene is Butters walking down a dirt road next to a metal bar fence) I was walking down the dirt road looking at a leaf blowing in the wind singing " Hello little leaf, blowing in the wind, Hello little leaf blowing in the…" said Butters
" BUTTERS!" yelled the other kids
" Well anyway, I was walking by the house and there was the house. I looked at it, it was awfully big. Then I saw her."
" Saw who?" asked Kenny
" This little girl, she had red hair and wore a red dress. It was really creepy, she was really pale."
" That was the ghost of Cecilia Craven." said Cartman
" Ghost!"
" Cecilia Craven?" asked Kenny
" Yes, she has marked you Butters. You are going to die." said Cartman bluntly
" Oh no!" said Butters
" Butters isn't going to die fat ass." said Stan
" If she doesn't do it I will." said Cartman
" What the hell is everyone talking about?" asked Kyle annoyed
" Dude, that house is the old Craven House." said Stan
" So, what about it?"
" That house is supposed to be haunted." said Kenny
" Not "supposed to be" Kenny, is. That's the house where that messed up dysfunctional family lived. They all died." said Cartman
" Come on, that's not true." said Kyle
" Yes it is." said Craig
" Tell the story Cartman." said Stan
" Yeah Eric, you would know most about this." joked Kenny
" Shut up Kenny. Anyway, see there was this super rich family that lived there and they all seemed like a typical normal family. But you see, the mom had this serious mental condition, so she though her daughter was evil or something…" began Cartman
" Like you." said Kyle
" Ha hah ha hah!" the kids laughed at Cartman
" KYLE SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH! Okay where was I?" asked Cartman
" The mental mom thought her child was "evil or something." said Kenny
" Hurry up." said Craig
" Well anyway, because the mom was sick, they had the mom's sister move in to help take care of her. Now this lady was a bitch, even more then Kyle's mom." said Cartman
" Shut up fat ass!" said Kyle
" So the bitchy aunt came and lived in the house, now she hated the daughter too. So the aunt, the mom, the maid, the husband, the older son, and the little girl lived in that house."
" Older son?" asked Token
" Yeah they had a son too, but they loved him. Anyway, one day the mom went ballistic and killed her daughter."
" Oh my gosh, really!" asked Butters
" Yep, but you see the little girl came back as a ghost and killed the whole family. The she set her room on fire, with her in it."
" Wait, wait a sec. If she died then how did she die again by the fire?" asked Kyle
" I didn't say she died again dumbass. She probably moved her body because her body was found there, sitting with that evil smile on her face. The aunt was hanged, the dad was scared to death, the maid was chopped up and put in a cake, it was the little girls birthday the day it happened so she probably made her into a birthday cake, the little girl had her heart ripped out, and the son's body was never found but they found a big puddle of his blood in the living room so he must of bleed to death. God only knows what she did to him."
" Really messed up." said Kenny
" And that makes a house haunted." said Kyle sarcastically
" They say the last thin the little girls said to her mom was " Love me mommy, lets got to hell together", that was one seriously fucked up family." said Cartman
" Oh that is bullshit Cartman. There is no such thing as haunted houses."
" Oh yes there is, I saw it. And now I'm going to die." said Butters
" You are not going to die Butters." said Stan
" It's all true Kyle, it all happened 50 years ago, on September 18, 1956. The whole town knows about it but they wont talk about it." said Cartman
All the adults of South Park, the ones old enough to remember anything at that time, wouldn't talk about that date.
" I still think it's all fake." said Kyle
" Fine, then lets go to the house after school then, we can all see if this is bullshit or not." suggested Craig
" Okay fine. Everyone clear, we go to the house in the woods after school." said Stan
" Fine and I can prove to the skeptic Jew that I am right." said Cartman
" The hell you will." said Kyle walking to class with Stan
Cartman and Kenny stayed behind.
" By the way Token, I've been meaning to ask someone this. What did they do with that whole ice hockey thing?" asked Cartman
" Oh they combined the top three team, turns out most hockey teams have up to eighteen people on a team." said Token
" Really, so that tournament thing was just a waste of time." said Cartman
" Yep, some kids are being replaced, like Craig and Clyde, and some people quit, like Butters and me. So they added some kids from other teams."
" Who's coaching?"
" Chef."
" Well thanks, come on Kenny."
Cartman and Kenny went to class. Kenny was thinking though, thinking what they would see when they went to the Craven Manor. He was getting a bad feeling from this.
