The scene is a dirt trail in the woods; it begins to snow a little bit. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are walking to the old Craven Manor.
" So what is the deal with that place being haunted?" asked Stan
" Ugh! I already explained it this morning. That is why it is haunted." said Cartman
" I think he means, what has happened recently to make people believe it is haunted." said Kenny
" Please, it is not haunted. It's just a bunch of stupid rumors that adults tell us so we wont play in this part of the woods." said Kyle
" I had asked Mrs. Garrison about it and she just changed the subject."
" Ha! That proves I'm right they want to keep it a secret cause they know it's haunted." said Cartman
" That doesn't prove anything fat ass." said Kyle
" Are you sure dude? It does seem pretty suspicious." said Stan
" Well what makes people believe it's haunted then Cartman!"
" People disappear if they go in the house." said Cartman
" Oh god! That is the lamest thing I ever heard."
" Lamer then you dreaming about a doll that wants to switch bodies with a kid."
" Come on dude let him finish." said Stan
" I can't believe your buying into this Stan. Its obviously a bunch of bull." said Kyle
" I want to hear." said Kenny
" Well, aside from disappearing, THERE HAVE ALSO (turns angrily to Kyle) been reports of people seeing a little girl dressed in a red dress at the window, and people hear a little girls laughter if they enter the house." said Cartman
" I still think it's just a bunch bull." said Kyle
The boys continue walking to the Craven Manor. They see a whole bunch of kids up ahead gathered at the gate of the Craven Manor.
" Wow this place is huge!" said Kenny
" Compared to a house in South Park. It's actually a bit bigger then a manor." said Stan
" That's just the from, really I think this place should have been called a mansion." said Cartman
" What took you guys so long?" asked Token
" How come you're here so fast?"
" We got here as fast as we could." said Kenny
" So, this is it. It's not so scary." said Kyle
" Wait to you go inside." said Cartman with a grin
" Where did you see the little girl Butters?" asked Stan
" Over there." said Butters pointing to a third story window in the right corner of the house
The house looked empty. The paint was almost peeled off and the entire look of it seemed old.
" It looks like a ordinary old house." said Kyle
Kenny looked at the house, something about it seemed to make him want to look at it. He didn't know if anyone else felt the way he did about the house, it seemed so sad to him.
" Alright, so what are we supposed to do?" asked Kyle
" We go into the house, that's what." said Cartman
" Into…there? Eric, I don't want to go in there, well what if that little girl decides to steal my soul or something?" said Butters nervously
" Well staying out here isn't going to prove its haunted or not." said Token
" Token's right, we should all go in there." said Stan
" I'm not going in there." said Craig
" What's the matter, you a pussy?" mocked Cartman
" Shut up fat ass, why don't you go in if your so brave?"
" I'm the one who actually believes it is haunted."
" If you believe that then you an even bigger dumbass then I thought you were." said Kyle
Kenny continued to stare at the house, he had no idea why it seemed to have a lot of effect on him.
" Well, why don't you go in then Kyle?" suggested Cartman
" Fine I will! Are you and Kenny coming Stan?" asked Kyle
" Uh, okay come on Kenny lets go." said Stan
" Huh?" said Kenny who wasn't paying attention to the conversation to know what was going on
" We're going into the house to prove it's not haunted." said Kyle
" Oh okay."
" Wait a second. Why don't you go in by yourself Kyle, don't drag others to your soon doomed fate." said Cartman
" Nothing is going to happen, right guys." said Kyle
" Yeah…right." said Stan a little uneasy
" Yeah whatever." said Kenny
" Kenny don't go." said Cartman
The three boys walked pass the gate, and made their way to the house.
" Kenny don't go! God damn it Kenny I said don't go!" said Cartman sounding anxious
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny made their way to the door. Kenny reached out and grabbed the doorknob. It felt weird touching the doorknob, Kenny felt like his stomach was being pulled toward the house. He turned the knob and opened the door. The door eerily creaked as it slowly faded into the darkness of the doorway. The three boys went inside.
" What do you think is going to happen to them?" asked Token
" I don't know." said Cartman looking angrily at the ground
" You sure seemed worried about Kenny." said Craig
" Uh, its because he owes me a dollar, that's all."
" Yeah sure." said Token
" Aw, that's real sweet how you care about your best friend Eric." said Butters
" Butters I swear to god I'm going to kill you." said Cartman making a fist
The scene is inside the Craven Manor. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny looked around.
" Well nothing here, lets go." said Stan beginning to feel nervous
" Okay fine lets go, this place isn't haunted." said Kyle
Kenny looked around; he had a strange feeling about this place. It felt so weird here. He left with Stan and Kyle.
" So how was it?" asked Token
" Its not haunted." said Kyle
" I tell you that place is haunted. And you three are just lucky you didn't get killed." said Cartman
" That place isn't scary." said Kenny appearing behind Cartman
" And you (Whispering) When I say don't go in the fuckin house, don't go in the fuckin house."
" Damn, sorry."
" If you don't think its scary Kenny, I dare you to spend the night here." said Craig
" Oh this should be good." said Token
" Um, okay, but only if you pay me twenty bucks." said Kenny
" Fine! I'll do it this Friday." said Craig
" Did you not listen to what I just said." said Cartman pissed off
" How will we know that he was there." asked Token
" I can film it with Stan's video recorder." said Kenny
" Fine." said Craig
Just then the shutters for the house slammed shut. The kids all gasp.
" It was just the wind. This story is as stupid as Cartman is fat." said Kyle
Kenny walked back to town, Cartman began to follow him but turned to yell at Kyle.
" Go to the library Kyle, I dare you, I double dog dare you, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU, go to the library and look at the archives for September 18, 1956. Look and you'll see all the newspapers for that day as well as September 19 and 20 are gone. They took them from the archive so no one would know about it." said Cartman walking back with Kenny
Kenny looked back at the house after hearing what Cartman just said. He could of sworn that he saw a little girl wearing a red dress in the window. He rubbed his eyes and when he looked back there was no one there.
( I must have imagined it) Kenny thought.
As he left with Cartman, he though he heard a little girl laughing.
