Disclaimer: Teen wolf is not mine – this is just a small continuation from the last chapter that I didn't have time to type up last time plus last chapter would've been too long haha – hope you enjoy x

"We'll take the Sheriff cruiser" His dad sighed, sounding totally overwhelmed by this entire situation, "can you walk son?"

Stiles was still flat on his back, screwing his face up because seriously, no exaggeration, the pain in his dick right now was not normal.

He replied with a groan, his cheeks still flushed as Kayla laughed through a mouthful of cream, "Wow, I really did a number on you huh? I'll slow down next time"

He didn't even bother telling her to try and keep her lips zipped because it did no use, he had learnt that over the past year, and he knew if he opened his mouth he would probably start crying. Jeez, no man should ever feel this pain.

"Kayla" Derek snapped, sending his cousin a fierce glare and she just shrugged back.

"What? The most common penis injury is from girl on top" She exclaimed quite calmly, not sounding put out one bit as his dad groaned in mortification, "I think doggy style follows that"

If the floor could open up and swallow him whole any time now that would be great.

"Get. Dressed" Derek ordered, huffing out an annoyed breath, "we will talk about this in the car"

Kayla just rolled her eyes, squirting some more frothy cream in her mouth and loudly chamming through it, no doubt just to piss him off further, "Fine. But grab an ice pack, I don't want his dick to fall off – he uses it too well"

Derek looked just about ready to blow his top, his eyes widening and quickly flashing whereas the Sheriff just winced, covering his mouth and slowly shaking his head.

"Chop chop" Kayla urged, shamelessly lifting the sheet as Stiles lay there, seriously trying not to cry, "and ow, that does look sore"

With an annoyed huff Derek threw them both a dirty glare, turning on his heel and striding away with heavy steps down the stairs as the Sheriff finally looked to snap out of his shocked trance, his jaw still a little slack, "Kids… we're really going to have to have a talk about safe sex"

"We have a safe word" Kayla reassured shamelessly, "and when we tie each other up we do it properly, following every BDSM rule in the book"

"That… that wasn't really where I was going with that" the sheriff winced, "But that's… good to know"

Kayla beamed at him, nodding her head, "Why do you think we got the bath mat? Makes shower sex so much easier"

The sheriff groaned, "I don't need to know this kids. I'll be downstairs" and with a horrified look crossing his face he shut the door, leaving them to their own devices.

And finally Stiles felt like he could groan as loud as he wanted, slowly rolling onto his side and cupping his crotch as Kayla just smiled sympathetically, running her hands through his hair.

"Sorry baby, if I knew you slipped out I wouldn't have bounced back down. Does it hurt?"

He nodded, screwing his face up, "Okay, let me get dressed and I'll help ya"

She jumped up, throwing the sheet away and whizzing around the room, pulling on her undergarments and throwing on some denim dungaree's and a cropped striped top underneath it, kneeling down to gently tug him up into a sitting position, his back against the bed

"C'mon Stiles, easy does it"

He did so with a wince, sending her an almost comical look, "I don't want to look. Is it hanging off? Is my dick actually broken? Am I going to permanently be impotent all my life?"

"No" She reassured with a laugh, "At worst it may just be a slight fracture, can easily be corrected with surgery-"

"SURGERY?"

"-But I think it's just bruised. Really badly" she tugged the sheet down, leaning down to inspect it, "Yeah, see" She poked the side gently making him jump, "bruised. It's probably fine"

"Try telling that to my cock" He winced as she helped him stand up, "It feels like it's on fire"

"Derek will get ya some ice" She smirked, helping him tug on some pants as his eyes widened.

"Oh god… Derek" He froze, eyes turning terrified, "He saw… he walked in… we were…"

She nodded, unashamed, "Yeah, screwing each other pretty full on"

"I'm dead, oh my god I'm dead. If my dick isn't broken he's going to break it just on principle"

She chuckled again, pulling on his tee for him, "Technically dicks don't break, it's the engorgement of blood that fills it and the extra force can cause the tunica albuginea to rupture" If possible he sent her an even more terrified look, quickly glancing down at his crotch and back to her with wide eyes, "But it's okay, your dick looks pretty intact"

"For now" He mumbled, wincing as he slowly inched forward, no doubt looking like an old man in dire need of a hip op, "I'll be lucky if I get to keep it after this"

She smirked, looping her arm around his waist to help him walk, "don't worry you will, we gotta get you to that well deserved orgasm sooner or later"

He groaned at her, remembering how close he was to heaven, literally just seconds if not less, "hopefully soon"

Her lips quirked, "same"

He limped down the stairs, wincing every time he had to move his legs and his crotch exploded in pain, forcing tears to his eyes.

"No no, seriously Kaylz" he murmured through gritted teeth, "are you sure it's not hanging off? Like really sure? Because it feels that way" he exclaimed as they reached the bottom of the stairs, his mouth immediately clamping shut at the sight of the Derek waiting for them with his arms folded, "uh-"

"I promise your cock is not hanging off, all seven inches is perfectly intact"

He paled at the look Derek gave him - 'wow Kaylz' he thought silently with a wince, 'you couldn't have waited until your super scary big muscled werewolf cousin wasn't in hearing range to brag?'.

"Uh Kaylz-"

"Okay, seven point one to be exact"

"Not what I was Kaylz-ing you about" he whispered, tensing as Derek's eyes flared, "Derek, you look..." He trailed off with a gulp, "like you're going to kill me"

"He won't kill you" Kayla laughed, "you make his cousin happy" but a devilish playful grin tugged at her lips, "sometimes too happy"

He groaned, flinching as Derek threw him a bag of ice wrapped in a towel, his glare unwavering, "use this. It'll help with the swelling"

He sounded mega pissed off and Stiles couldn't really blame him, walking in on them like that was bound to bring out the over-protectiveness and he guessed Kayla's loose lips wasn't really helping the situation any.

"Uh… thanks" He glanced down at the small package, wondering if he secretly planted something sharp in there as payback, "I think…"

Kayla snorted, "Well don't just stare at it" She took it from his slack grip, quickly unbuttoning his pants and sliding her hand down them, Stiles letting out a loud yell at the ice cold spreading rapidly across his skin although it did help the pain a little.

"Better?" She smirked at him, winking as her hand stayed between his legs, slowly massaging the area.

"Uh… um-I don't uh…" But it was helping a little, massaging the tenseness away whilst not forcing her grip onto the damaged area that he could feel bruising more, "Uh… heh…"

"I don't even want to know" The sheriff announced, making Stiles jump and stare in mortification at his dad who was deliberately looking anywhere other than Kayla's hand down his pants, "The car's ready, let's get going. Although after this I want that part of you to be off commission for a while, I do want grandkids someday"

Stiles blushed madly, trying to guide Kayla's hand away from his dick (despite it being a great pain relief) but she kept it there, pulling back the band of his pants to peek over, tilting her head a little, "Huh, it's gone soft. Is that a good or a bad thing?"

"Kaylz-"

"And look, it's gone a funny colour" She chuckled, appearing totally amused and mesmerised as she twisted her head again, trying to get a better view, "maybe you'll end up having a multi-coloured dick"

He flushed a deep purple, screwing his eyes shut in mortification.

But it seemed Derek wasn't as pleased with her investigation as she was, angrily letting out a loud huff as the Sheriff just stood there, wide eyed.

"Get your hand out his pants" He demanded, green eyes narrowing as his cousin looked up innocently, "Now"

"What? It's not like I haven't seen it before, in fact I had my mouth around it not five minutes before you decided to cockblock us" She shrugged, "Dick move by the way"

Derek scoffed, crossing his arms, "Maybe just as well I did. I didn't see the use of a condom. Did you?" He demanded, turning to face the slack faced sheriff who just winced, letting out a one shouldered shrug as a reply.

"Exactly" Derek exclaimed, "So maybe I stopped it just in time before he could…"

"What?" Kayla chuckled, trying to not burst into hysterical laughter at the sight of every single male looking increasingly more and more uncomfortable, "Shoot his load? Slip one past the goalie? Spill his filling?"

"Stop"

"And I don't see what the big deal is" she waved him away in dismissal, "we don't use condoms"

"You don't USE CONDOMS?" Derek roared, "Kayla Hale you irresponsible little-"

"I'm on the pill" She replied with calmly, "Now can we please go to the ER? Because his dick may have gone soft but it's still swelling and not in a good way either"

Stiles groaned loudly, guiding her hand from his pants and trying to calm down his racing heart, praying to god this whole situation was just one big horrible nightmare.

His dad nodded, "Of course, let's go"

Stiles limped to the car, Kayla guiding him into the back seat and sitting next to him whilst Derek and his dad sat all broody like in the front, slowly reversing from his driveway.

"Kaylz?" He whispered, avoiding the glare of Derek in the visor mirror, his jaw clenched into stone, "if I die you can totally have my jeep"

"You better not say that or I might do you in myself" She joked with a smile trying to cheer him up, "I love your jeep"

His lips quirked but he soon winced, slyly adjusting the ice bag soothing his crotch and tried to hold back his groan in the quiet car, "Ow… holy crap, this actually really hurts"

"It's okay baby" She soothed, placing a comforting hand on his knee to squeeze and just when he thought she might say something sensible and semi-appropriate she came out with, "I'll give you a blowjob later to make up for it" and not quietly either.

His dad nearly swerved off the road, having to grab the steering wheel as Derek's glare intensified, his eyes darkening and screaming how badly he really wanted to murder him.

"That's sort of how we got in this position" He pointed out, slyly shaking his head at her to try and shut her up but she either didn't understand why he was so mortified or carried on anyway – honestly, anything was possible with Kayla.

"No it's not" She denied with a frown, "I was riding you. If it was due to a blowjob the more likely reason we would be visiting the ER is if I bit it off. I mean, I know you like teeth but even I know boundaries"

He really needed to teach her some more self-control.

"Kaylz don't… don't speak" He whispered, "Please"

"Just sayin'" She smirked, shrugging and tracing circles over his thigh, "but just for future reference, I totally want to have 'banana split' again" she winked playfully at the code word and he blushed, gulping loudly at the tension in the car, mainly from Derek sitting in front of him.

"Dually noted"

They reached the ER, Kayla helping slide him out the back seat while his dad went ahead to try and grab a nurse, Derek hanging back just to glare some more and try and make him even more uncomfortable.

"Just because I know you two have sex that doesn't mean I have to like it" Derek grumbled, his stare hard as Stiles limped and winced his way through the hospital entrance, "and if I ever catch you at it again then so help me god…"

He trailed off, his threat blatantly obvious.

"No promises" Kayla shrugged, guiding them both over to the desk, "sex with Stiles is pretty amazing. Plus we have all these new things to try out too – did you know there's such a thing as a vibrating cock ring? Looks fun to-"

"Kayla, stop" Derek groaned, "I don't want to know"

"Your loss" She shrugged, "I would totally recommend"

"Jesus" Stiles mumbled under his breath, strangely desperate for a nurse to intimately examine him if it meant escaping Derek's wrath, screwing his eyes shut at the pain coursing between his legs.

"Uh… Stiles?" He jumped at the familiar tone, spinning around, "Your dad said you injured yourself?"

Melissa. Melissa McCall. Oh my god why?

"What?" He squeaked loudly, sending his dad a wide terrified look, "No"

His dad shrugged, rather unsympathetically if he did say so himself, "sorry son, Melissa is the only one free"

"No… no, nu uh, no way" He declared and for some strange reason both Derek and his dad looked rather amused, like they had somehow set him up just to embarrass him, getting his best friends mom to examine him like that? Payback was a bitch after all, "I'm sure you're a great nurse and all, one of the best but NO… no"

It took a bit of coaxing but after fifteen minutes when the pain became even more unbearable he finally gave in, prepared to not look Melissa in the eye ever again.

Kayla guided him through to the small consulting room, helping him onto the bed as Melissa followed, a sympathetic smile on her face.

"I know this must be embarrassing Stiles but I'm professional" She reassured, "So can you remove your pants?"

He really really really wanted to die by this point.

She snapped on some gloves, appearing in front of him as Kayla tried to coax him out of his pants but he stubbornly refused, his face as red a beetroot the entire time.

"It's okay baby, just think of how much better you'll feel after Melissa fixes it" She whispered, "Plus, the longer you leave it the longer the possibility of never being able to have sex again, we wouldn't want that now would be?"

That scared the bejesus out of him so, screwing his eyes shut, he allowed Kayla to tug on his slacks again, internally screaming as Melissa stepped closer, delicately looking down at his bruised dick.

"May I ask how this happened?"

Just as he was going to lie, make up something about an accident at lacrosse practice, Kayla beat him to the punch – because of course she did, sometimes she was just too on the ball.

"Well, funny story actually – it all started because I was checking out his ass-" holy fuck "-because he has a great ass by the way, totally perky just FYI, and decided after a very explosive handjob to smother him in cream, because why not? He's hot, cream is tasty and one thing kind of led to another and I was, you know-" She pointed at his dick, "-then we were having sex after that, really amazing sex because I was on top – I'm good at that – and I came first – he's a gentleman like that-" She added with a smile, "-But we got interrupted and I bounced back down just as he jumped out and, well, that happened"

Stiles slid down the length of the bed, throwing an arm over his face in mortification.

"Oh" Was all Melissa said, especially as Stiles groaned loudly, "so it happened because of sex?"

"Long story short yeah" Kayla nodded, "but he never got to cum"

Stiles winced again, fully ready to start bawling his eyes out anytime now.

"Okay, well…" Melissa started, gently peering down to take a look and examine him, twisting and turning his dick every which way to determine how badly damaged it was, "… good news, there doesn't appear to be a fracture"

"Oh thank god" Stiles exclaimed, throwing his head up to stare at her, "you sure?"

Melissa nodded but winced sympathetically, "But because there's bruising there's a build up blood, hence the swelling"

"Okay so… what?" Stiles gulped, trying to ignore the fact his best friends' mom was still holding his dick, "what does that mean?"

Melissa stepped back, turning around to collect some rather scary looking metal instruments as he waited anxiously.

"It means we're going to have to drain it out"

"D-D-Drain it?" He gulped, suddenly paling as Melissa turned around with a massive syringe needle in her grasp, whipping his head to stare at Kayla with wide terrified eyes.

Because no way in hell was that thing the size of an arm going anywhere near his cock.

Kayla winced a little, sliding her hand into his for him to squeeze, "Sorry baby… you totally get unlimited blowjobs for this"

A/N) HAHA just figured I should end it funnier plus I really wanted to write it ahahahah lol hope you all enjoyed just as much as I did writing it and please please review, I love you all and your thoughts they make me smile haah see ya next time x