Chapter Five- Revenge of the Plushie

"Hey, Kiba-kun, are you almost done hacking in to the Yotsuba main-frame?" Ryuzaki asked, looking at Light.

The rest of the task force did too. There was only one person working on hacking the system. The entire team was rather curious as to why L was referring to Light by 'Kiba-kun.'

Light twitched.

"No. And stop calling me that."

"Sorry, Seto-san. It'll never happen again." Perfectly straight face. Only the slightest twinkle of amusement glittered inside those dark holes.

"…"

"What are you thinking about, Seto-san?"

"Nothing, Ryuzaki. Nothing at all."

Light pulled out a little notebook, flipping to the middle and continuing what looked like a really, really long list.

L leaned over his shoulder, smiled, and sat back, continuing his work.

"My suspicion of Light-kun being Kira just went up by three percent." He announced.

"Why?" Yagami senior growled. "What'd he do?"

"He's keeping a list of one-hundred and one ways he wants me to die."

"One-hundred and twenty four, actually." Light proclaimed cheerfully, flipping the book shut.

Chapter 6- The Plushie Strikes Back!