It starts with us in the kitchen making our breakfast. The doorbell rang.

Me: I'll get that.

I go to the door and answered it. It was Nico.

Me: Hey Nico.

Nico: Hey man. My mom and dad went to work so I brought my little bro over.

Me: No problem. Hey Connor what's up?

Connor: Not much. Just learning some new pranks.

Me: Cool. We were just eating breakfast.

Connor: Nice.

Nico: We haven't had a good laugh in a while because we've been fighting ghosts.

Me: Yeah.

Connor: (In his head) I know just what to do.


Me, Lightning and Lynn started off our breakfast.

Lynn: Nothing helps build up muscle mass than raw eggs.

She put raw eggs in 3 glasses for us.

Me: Well bottoms up.

We drink them and Lightning and Lynn loved it but I had problems swallowing them and they tasted awful. But I swallowed them.

Me: Oh yuck! That tastes awful! Lynn I don't know how you do it but that is awful.

Lynn: You get used to it over time.

Me: That's easier said than done.

Connor: Here J.D. wash it down with some milk.

Me: Oh thanks Connor.

I chug the carton and the milk tasted really spicy and I swallowed it and my mouth was on fire!

Me: Whoa! (Laughs) The old spicy milk gag! That's a good one Connor!

We laughed.

Lynn: He got you good J.D.!

Me: He sure did!

Connor: It's one gag that spices things up! (Laughs to rimshot)

Me, Luan and Eddy laughs.

Luan: That was a good one Connor!

Me: (Laughs) That was funny! But Connor I love nuclear hot spicy food. It's awesome stuff. Not bad, Connor. But it takes a lot to surprise me.

Connor: Oh.

We go to the table and I had a plate of pancakes and when I sat down I made a fart sound.

FART!

We laughed.

I pulled out a whoopee cushion from under me.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Connor!

Connor: That one was a gas! (Laughs to Rimshot)

Everyone laughed.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one Connor.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was too funny.

As everyone was eating breakfast Connor spiked Nico's drink with super strong laxatives.

Nico was given his drink and he drank it and went intangible and the drink went through him.

Nico: Nice try Connor. But you're gonna have to do better than that to prank me.

Connor: Aw man.

Me: What did he do?

Nico: He spiked my drink with powerful laxatives.

We laughed.

Me: The old laxative-spiked drink trick. Always a classic. But that hurts your digestive tract.

Lori: Ugh. Don't remind me.

Luan: That was one you couldn't lax up! (Laughs) Get it?

Most of us laugh while everyone else groans.

Me: (Laughs) That was funny!

Varie: (Laughs) Good one.

Lynn Sr.: (Laughs) Good one.

Nico had a lot of pancakes and by that I mean A LOT! He had 50 plates done.

Me: Boy Nico you eat a lot of food.

Nico: I know. We Saiyans have a mondo appetite and we eat a lot of food.

Goku: It's true guys. We eat a lot and we have to maintain our strength with food and a healthy dose of training.

Nico: That's right Kakarot. We Saiyans live for the fight but we love to eat.

Goku: (Laughs) That's true.

Vegeta: It is Kakarot. We live for the fight.

Krillin: You're telling me.

Bulma: Yep.

Naruto: You guys eat as much as I do.

Sakura: I believe it.

Lincoln: We all do.


We went on with our daily routines.

Nico was heading up to Lincoln's room. But when he opened the door a bucket full of fish heads fell on him.

SPLAT!

Me: EW!

Lincoln: Fish heads? Really Luan?

Luan: That wasn't me Lincoln.

Connor: That was me. It's one fishy development. (Laughs to rimshot)

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one. He got you good huh buddy?

Nico: He sure did. I can kill Plasmius, Dark Dan, and the Digimon Emperor, but I can't avoid a prank from my own little brother? Why me?

Me: I think it's funny.

Vince: It sure is.


Maria was about to get into the swimming pool when a bucket full of pink paint fell onto her.

Maria (turns into her water form to get rid of the paint): Nice try, kiddo.

Connor (pouts): Aw man!

Carol: It was a good try though.

Cleo: It sure was.


In William's room, William was about to go to his desk and when he sat down, he farted.

FART!

William (sits on a whoopie cushion and it goes off): Ha ha ha. Very funny, Connor.

He pulled a whoopee cushion out and Connor laughed.

Connor: (Laughs) That one was a gas! (Laughs)

Venom: He sure got you good buddy.

William: He sure did.


Laney went to her closet but she knew of Connor's pranks and she formed a plant shield and a spring-loaded boxing glove punched the shield as she opened the door and it broke against the shield.

Laney: Nice try Connor. But Luan did all kinds of deadly April Fools Pranks and I always have countermeasures ready just in case.

Connor: Aw man. But that shield was cool.

Laney: Thanks.


Connor then dressed Poromon up as a clown.

Connor: You look good Poromon.

Nico: (Laughs) Poromon you look awesome as a clown.

Poromon: Thanks Nico.


Connor was about to pull a prank on Stewie, Eddy and Luan but as he was about to prank them he saw that they were robot dummies.

Connor: What!? Decoys?

He saw Eddy, Luan and Stewie hiding in the closet and they had slingshots with water balloons in them.

Lynn got behind him and pulled his pants down.

They fired and pelted him with water balloons full of nacho cheese sauce.

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Connor: (Slurps) Nacho cheese sauce?

Stewie: Sure is nacho cheese huh? (Rimshot)

Eddy and Luan laugh.

Luan: That was a good one Stewie.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny!

Brian: (Laughs) That was a good one Stewie.

Stewie: Thanks Bri.

Connor (to Eddy): Man Eddy. You, Luan, and Stewie got me good!

Eddy: Of course we did.

Stewie: I was the one who built the robot decoys of us.

Me: They got you good Connor.

Connor: They sure did. Lynn pantsed me.

My watch beeps.

Me: Oh it's time for another humiliation session on the Griffin's.

Connor: Oh yeah! I have some awesome pranks for them!

Eddy: Can't wait to see them Connor.

Me: All right. Man we haven't had a good humiliation session with them in a while because we've been so busy fighting ghosts.

Rachel: I know. It was an epic fight though.

Me: It sure was Rach. Lets head to the heart of the city.

We head out to the heart of Gotham Royal York.


On a nearby building we decided to do an awesome entrance. We were swinging on vines and we threw all kinds of rotten fruit and watermelons and we threw rotten eggs and pies at the Griffin's. Lois threw rotten tomatoes at them and they smelled horrible. We let go of the vines and did some acrobatic moves and landed in front of the crowd and they held signs that said 10 and 9.5 on them.

Me: Thanks guys. We stuck our dismounts.

Varie: We sure did.

Me: Yep. Hello Griffin's. Sorry we haven't humiliated you in a while. We've been so busy fighting ghosts.

Peter: Well you all should be sorry for all those pranks!

Me: Shut up Peter!

BURN!

Everyone: Ooooohhhh!

Meg: Nice one J.D.

Sidney: If it's one thing I hate more then bullies, it's child abusers!

Peter: Oh, look who's calling the kettle black! You're the one who attacked that Fenton kid!

Sidney: But that's because I thought he was a bully! And I apologized to him for it! But you and your wife knew that you were abusing your daughter and never even apologized for it! Or is it your former wife? Because the woman next to you is a dark version of her and-

Nico: Easy buddy. Don't think about it too hard.

Sidney: Thanks Nico.

Nico: You're welcome. Okay Connor. Since this is your first humiliation with us you get to have first crack at them.

Connor: Thanks bro. I have something awesome planned. But put these on them.

He hands us blindfolds.

Me: Blindfolds?

He whispers what he has planned in my ear.

Me: Ooh that's awesome Connor. You're a genius man.

Connor: Thanks.

I put the blindfolds on Peter and Bad Lois and we had a nasty prank set up. We had a huge bed of nails in front of them along with some red-hot burning coals.

Me: Oh man! This is awesome!

Varie: Oh yeah!

Connor had a cattle prod with him and he handed one to Rachel.

Rachel: This is gonna be funny.

Me: This is gonna be good Rach.

We unchain them and Peter and Bad Lois went onto the nails and a lot of them went through their feet. It hurt like the dickens and they were screaming in pain.

Lincoln: Oh man! That's gonna leave a serious mark!

Laney: Ouch!

Lola: That is a fitting prank for them.

Lana: I think this is cool!

Lila: It sure is.

Janeen: This is gonna be awesome and funny.

Luan: You said it Janeen.

Rachel and Connor prodded them and they kept walking.

Me: I would call this a form of torture but to us it's funny.

Varie: You said it hon.

Aylene: This is really funny.

They got to the red-hot coals and they walked on it and it was blazing hot and it made sizzling sounds as they walked. It was horrible. They screamed in excruciating pain as they walked. We poured blazing hot coal into their pants and their butts were on fire.

Peter: (In Pain) IT BURNS!

Me: Oh course it burns stupid.

They got to the ends and we put their feet in buckets full of kerosene and then it exploded.

BOOM!

The buckets exploded and their feet were badly singed and toasted. They screamed in horrible pain as their feet fell off.

Nico: That must've hurt.

Lucy: Wicked.

Flora: That was funny though.

August: Yep.

Rachel: We sure showed them.

Laney healed them and we tied them back up to their posts and did another prank. We put super strong wax on their backs and had leather strips on them.

Me: Ready guys?

Rachel: Ready.

Me: Okay. Make a wish Griffin buttfaces!

We pulled the wax off and it was like super glue duct tape and it was really painful as it pulled their skin off. They both screamed in excruciating pain.

Everyone winced as they heard the wax get pulled off.

Lori: YIKES! THAT MUST'VE LITERALLY HURT!

Leni: TOTES!

Lynn: OUCH!

Eddy: Man that's gotta hurt!

Musa: No kidding.

Bloom: Ouch!

Penny L.: That hurt.

Lisa: Hurt is a word that's an understatement younger sibling.

Lily: No kidding.

Sidney: Let me try something.

Using his powers he brought a bottle of hot sauce over and squirted it into their eyes and blinded them as they screamed in pain.

Sidney: That will teach you bullying parents a thing or two.

Star: You said it Sidney.

Lana: Hey I got something.

Lana walked over to them and built a special platform above them and on the platform was a bathtub filled with boiling hot tar and she had bags full of chicken feathers.

Lana: Say your prayers Griffin's.

Lana poured the tar on them and it burned them bad and she poured feathers all over them.

Me: Tarring and Feathering. One of the oldest forms of public humiliation in the book.

Nico: Yep.

Connor: Here's a good one.

Connor went up to them and held a megaphone up to Peter's ear at point blank range. He had an airhorn at the megaphone and he had noise-cancelling ear muffs on.

Me: Plug your ears guys!

We all did so.

Connor honked the horn.

HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

The horn blast was so loud that it shattered Peter's ears beyond all form of repair and they bled like crazy! He was screaming in pain.

Me: Wow! That was loud!

Eddy: No kidding!

Luan: It sure honked the horn! (Laughs) Get it!

We laughed at Luan's joke.

Me: That was a good one. I hope his prison money will cover his ear-replacement surgery.

Linka: One can hope.

Lincoln: Yeah. By the way Meg, what happened to Connie and her cronies after we blew up Quahog?

Meg: They were moved here. After we blew up Quahog they were disowned by their families and made homeless. They now live on their own and go to another school. However they were made outcasts there.

Luna: Yeah. They go to our school and nobody is gonna help them.

Me: I would call that poetic justice.

Meg: Me too.

We then went back home. It was a great humiliation as always.

THE END


Another Fanfiction complete.

Another series of humiliating pranks done by us. NicoChan11 and I came up with the ideas. It was awesome. We haven't done a humiliation session in a good while. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.