This is based off of The Uncanny R-Man's fic, "The Chicks Dig The OTHER Fuzzy Dude" it's after this and before the sequel "The Guys dig the Fuzzy Chick."
REALITY TRIP 2
CHAPTER 7: RETURN OF THE FUZZY CHICK
-Several Jumps later-
"Okay those last few jumps are now on my 'never again in my life going there' list," Wanda said out loud as they landed back at another reality of the mansion. They had just gotten out of a few realities and things hadn't been as fun as a few of the realities they had gone to.
"Yeah I mean the world were all humans were mutants and all mutants were robots was just freaking weird." Jamie stated remembering the robot version of them they had met.
Jean felt like she wanted to sit down she still was a little sick from that one world where everyone had been inside out. There were mental images that she would be haunted with for the rest of her life as would a few others.
"I'm just glad we're out of the snake reality I swear I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week now," Vince sighed remember the world were there was nothing but snakes everywhere especially larger ones the size of trains. He was still a little skittish from that one. "I thought Forge was going to take us to the non-hostile worlds?"
"He screwed up ah guess and it's not like they were doin' anythin' until you started ta blast them all," She scolded him everyone knew he didn't like snakes but his reaction had been a little overboard. There were now several large smouldering pits now thanks to some energy explosions.
"Well I'm sorry but that was like a reality made from my worst nightmares okay!"
"Guys let's not get into a fight the last few were pretty bad I'll admit," Scott stated before Wanda laughed.
"Yeah like that major screw up of a last one, Sentinels all over the place, troops around it making it a concentration camp with all those mutants on the front lawn. I married a robot apparently and went nuts killing people!" Wanda shouted out she couldn't believe how messed up that world was.
"Yeah well I didn't like the fact that Jean in that world was dead," Scott said to her hearing that story had been hard to take.
Although Jean crossed her arms not looking very pleased, "Although that slut Emma in that universe seemed to keeping that Scott company I told you Emma wanted you."
"Jean that was another reality and it's not like I actually like our Emma. Come on you know that I'd never do half the stuff that guy seemed to do." He said back to her rubbing his hands on her shoulders.
"Well at least ah grew up kind of cool although why she ditched the accent ah have no idea," Paige said and was thinking of maybe remaking her uniform she kind of liked the red one her older counterpart had.
"Although it's kind of cool the other me had a detective agency, wonder how hard it is to run something like that?" Jamie asked his girlfriend who shrugged. Then he looked around it seemed okay and like the mansion so far although you couldn't really tell sometimes. "Hey have we been here before? It looks like one of the mansions we've been too before last time…I think."
The others looked around and the few from the last time nodded it did seem kind of familiar.
Just then this world's Kitty ran through a wall giggling as Kurt ported out in front of her grabbing her making her squeal, "Got ya!" Kurt said laughing.
"So what are you going to do now that you caught me?" Kitty asked him with a smile and he smiled back wrapping her up in his arms into a kiss.
"Okay I know where we are now," Jamie said having seen this before thinking this might be that world they had been to before although the two teens didn't seem to hear them until Scott made a loud coughing sound startling the two.
The two jumped apart slightly embarrassed at being caught like that. At first they thought that it was just the others but then seeing a few unfamiliar ones and Vincent given they had only seen him once Kitty put it together. "Oh it's you guys again, why is it whenever you visit you guys always catch me and Kurt when we want to be alone?"
"Just lucky I guess," Amara laughed she had heard of this but seeing it was another thing. It was pretty funny and it was no wonder Kitty, Kurt and Amanda kind of were a little weird around each other after a bit.
"So how long you guys are here for and vhat's with the things on your wrist?" Kurt asked seeing those things on the wrists.
"Well at least this time we can skip the explanation," Jubilee said as she wondered off, "I want to see what I'm like in this reality anyone coming?" Amara and Blink went with her along with Paige and Jamie. Jamie was actually wondering if his other him was dating that cat like girl Sharon which was pretty odd given that the Sharon in their world turned out to be on the Hellion team.
The others decided they may as well looked around and see how much had changed. Kitty and Kurt were filling them in on how they got a few new people and Wanda was surprised to learn that her double had joined up although she didn't mind that at all.
They were going into the living room when all of a sudden someone jumped onto Wanda's back a young girl putting a matching cute little hat that she was wearing, "Got ya rommie! I told you I'd get you to wear a hat!"
"What the hell? Get the off me you little brat before I hex you through a freaking wall!" Wanda shouted out trying to get the little girl off her. She jumped off looking a little miffed.
"Hey what's wrong? You're a lot grumpier then you usually are, and you did dare me to try." The young girl said to Wanda not showing any fear facing down an angry Wanda although it was kind of funny seeing her with a pink hot with little ears and eyes on it.
Wanda was about to say something when she noticed a few snickers and gave a glare wondering what they thought was funny then she remembered the stupid hat and yanked it off looking back at the young girl with long hair.
"Uh Molly this isn't your Wanda it's like one from a totally different reality. Remember that thing we talked about earlier about those guys that came here that one time?" Kitty asked Molly Hayes the newest member who was a mutant with super strength and currently sharing a room with Wanda.
"Oh really? That is so cool! Well sorry about it but I think you looked better with the hate on," Molly said to her smiling. Wanda just groaned and felt like sitting this trip out if she could. And she thought sharing a room with Rogue had been bad hanging out with this kid made her feel sorry for her counter part in this world.
With the others Jubilee was leading the way wondering where she would hang out in this place. It wasn't as built up as it was back home it looked more like the mansion had before it was expanded. She figured to try the recreation room since when would she ever be out in the library?
When she got in there she saw another Tabitha, Amara, Ray and Roberto playing a game of darts. By the looks of it boys against girls and the girls were winning as Tabitha nailed her targets. "Oh come on," Ray groaned as she finished up her throws. "How did you get all three shots you needed like that?"
"Oh come on I throw time bombs and I spent a lot of time in bars throwing these. I got a wicked arm." Tabitha said to them pulling out the darts.
"Well then some things never change after all," Amara with the travelers said startling the others especially her own counter part that was looking at her like she had seen a ghost or something.
"Whoa…Mara when did you get a twin?" Tabitha asked her Amara as she shook her head.
"Nope just those guys visiting from that other reality and stuff," Jubilee said looking around, "So where is the me on this world?"
"Out at the mall," Ray said eyeing Jamie the last time he had met him Ray had ended up flat on his back and he had never lived it down. He had to live with a month of jokes about that and he sure wasn't looking to go through that again so he would be keeping his distance.
"Great," Jubilee said sitting down on a chair crossing her arms she had been looking forward to meeting another her and so far she missed out on a few opportunities. "Well I hope she gets back soon I really like talking to…well myself and the first one to make a joke about that being the first sign of insanity I will fry you butt."
"Don't worry she should be back soon," Roberto walked up to Blink smiling, "And who is this cute girl?"
Blink didn't know what to say on the one hand Roberto was really cute but on the other it was kind of weird being hit on by someone that back home who was no more then just a friend. "Uh…I'm Clarice."
He smiled at her in a way that was making her blush a bit her lavender skin on her cheeks turning a slightly darker color. Okay so it was a bit strange and she did kind of like that Ryan boy but she was still single and it wasn't like anyone would notice right? Maybe there was some advantage to this whole thing after all.
Tabitha with her Amara sat on a couch as the others got comfortable, "So new dohickeys huh? Better then that timer thing I mean what you guys lost that? Hey anyone want something to drink? Kicking the boys butts always gives me a slight thirst."
"I guess we could use something," Jamie shrugged he was a bit thirsty and the other agreed.
"Okay I'll get them, see you in a bit bade," Tabitha smiled at her Amara and they shared a small kiss and not a friendly one either it was on the lips that only a couple would do. This was definitely a surprising turn of events and the traveling Amara was in total shock at that. They never told her that in one reality she was dating her best friend.
Paige looked at their Amara for a moment, "I thought you liked Kai and not girls? Does this mean Gale has a shot?"
"No! I mean yes I like boys but I never thought of Tabitha like that," Amara looked at her counterpart.
"Why not?" Magma of this universe stated standing up, "What's wrong with liking girls or Tabby?"
"Nothing," Amara felt extremely weird about arguing with basically 'herself' about this kind of subject. "It's just not how I feel…and I mean just me and not other versions of me…Gods this is giving me a headache."
"Hey there you are!" A cheerful familiar female voice called out and Jamie remembered that voice. He turned just in time to see a young girl his age with cat like eyes and pink hair and tail wrap her arms around him and kissed him. "Thanks for the present you left by the way I thought you were with some of the others though?"
Jamie didn't get to answer that when Paige pulled her off him, "Yet your hands off mah boyfriend!"
"What? Says who and just who are you anyway?" Sharon hissed out like a cat. Some blonde girl was moving in on her boy? Well she didn't care show this was and at the moment she was pretty pissed off.
"His girlfriend that's who!" That response from Paige was all Sharon needed into jumping onto the other girl. Now there were two girls fighting on the ground and no one was sure what they could do. One the one hand Sharon bites and scratches pretty badly and as for Paige. She may not look it but she kicks hard.
"Well are we going to stand around or are we going to do something?" Blink asked the others.
"Okay well here goes," Roberto said trying to break it up, "Okay you two knock it off-Ow! Sharon watch the teeth! Ow! Damn it that hurt! Ow! Will you quit kicking my shin!"
"Guys how are we going to stop this?" Blink asked cringing at how Roberto was limping now away from the two girls.
"Sharon!" Came a woman's voice and they all turned to see an older Emma Frost this time an adult walk into the room looking not too pleased. Sharon stopped her fighting knowing better then to get her mother more angry then she should.
"You have a lot of explaining to do young lady!" Emma told her hands on her hips.
"She started it, by saying that Jamie was her boyfriend mom." Sharon pointed to Paige.
"Uh…I am," Jamie said deciding trying to get into this before another argument started. Seeing the hurt look on Sharon's face he quickly explained, "I'm not you're Jamie, I'm the other guy from before remember?"
Sharon relaxed a bit and bit her lip looking at the two teens, "Oh no…I did it again didn't I?"
"You really need to get over this whole jealousy thing you get around Jamie," Ray said to the younger were-cat mutant, everyone remember how she had done the same thing to Rahne when she thought that Rahne was trying to flirt with Jamie.
After a lot of apologies and Paige shedding some skin off to help heal off the damage she got in the fight things were a bit back to normal. A few of the others came back and Jubilee finally got to hang out with her counterpart on this world. Rogue and Wanda were doing the same talking about things.
This world's Wanda was interested in the fact of who her counterpart was doing. Rogue was off with herself and giving her double a few pointers. Apparently when Rogue let it slip she was sleeping with her boyfriend her double wanted to know what it was like. Emma was picking up some strange vibes as well.
It wasn't until she found out that there was a teenage version of her on their world although the fact that Sharon was a teen and not her daughter and the fact that she was their enemy didn't make her feel any good. When Jean commented on the version they met that was with Scott she had to sit down and felt the need for a strong drink.
Although when they learned she had married Hank the looks on their faces were pretty fun to see at least. Although what her counter parts in other realities were doing or even thinking she had no idea and if she could get them in the same room she'd have a very long talk with those women.
Although it was pretty strange hanging out in this one with Molly bugging both Wandas that is until they both managed to get the Jamies, Paige and Sharon to play with. After that both goths decided to hide out in their room to talk it was kind of nice to have someone to talk to that could understand them.
And who better to understand someone then yourself?
By the time they left both of them felt a bit better talking things out between them. The two walked into the group seeing Vince with his arm around his Rogue as she was saying goodbye to her counter part.
"You know besides the Molly thing this hasn't been too bad," Wanda sighed hoping that little girl wouldn't jump out at her again.
Her counter part the Scarlet Witch sighed, "Can't you take her with you? Just for a week at least?"
"Yeah right I just got my own room and I'm not looking into getting someone else. Try your luck with the next group jumping realities," Wanda smirked at the frustration of the other her.
"You girls ready?" Jubilee asked them and they nodded. Jubilee turned to see Roberto still trying to flirt with Blink who wasn't too off put by it. She grinned at the thought of how she would deal with their Roberto when they got back home most likely being shy around him for the next few days.
"Any idea how many more of these we got?" Blink asked them still blushing a bit as she was kind of missing home at the moment.
"Don't know we could always hit this emergency return until Forge takes us back," Scott said looking at the wrist device thinking that maybe he should after the last few disasters they had been to.
"Oh come on not yet, just a few more please?" Jubilee asked him with pleading eyes and he hated it when girls did that to him it was just so hard to say no too. She grinned knowing that she had him the 'girly pout' always worked on boys even Mr. Logan. "Yes!" She jumped upwith a fist into the air.
"I'm going to regret this I just know it," Scott sighed.
NEXT UP CHAPTER 8: ALL GROWN UP
Next reality is the Fox cartoon of the X-Men takes place after that show of course.
