Disclaimer: I don't own the Marauders, but I own the permenant marker on the desk next to me, so for that i'm happy.

Dedication: This is dedicated to my cold, because without it I wouldn't beable to stay home today and write this

A/N: Completely random idea. I'm very miffed though, because the line is still evading me. Come back line, damn it! Come back!

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Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief Makers

Are proud to present

THE MARAUDERS GUIDE TO LIFE

Tip #1

Stick to what you want

Mr. Prongs would like to hug his fellow marauders for letting this tip be first.

Mr. Moony would like to point out that Mr Prongs wrote this, and did not consult his fellow marauders before hand.

Mr. Padfoot agrees with Mr. Moony, but would like to point out that he wants to write a tip next

Mr. Prongs sincerely apologies but would like to remind his fellow marauders that none of them would be where they are now if they had not STUCK TO WHAT THEY WANTED

Mr. Wormtail would like to point out that Mr. Prongs writing in capitals is scary

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Wormtail, but he likes to write in capitals

Mr. Moony would like to point out that Mr. Prongs also likes to dance around the dormitory in his boxers.

Mr. Padfoot it cacking himself laughing

Mr. Prongs is not amused

Mr. Wormtail would like to point out that we are straying off the point

Mr. Padfoot is astounded that he himself didn't pick it up himself, but blames it on his hysterical laughter

Mr. Prongs snorts in Mr. Padfoot's general direction, and advises that if he has indeed 'cacked himself' then he should change his pants

Mr Padfoot is glaring in Mr. Prongs's general direction

Mr. Prongs is smirking back

Mr. Moony is intervening here, and would like to steer the conversation back on track.

Mr. Wormtail agrees and would like to throw out the question what have you stuck to?

Mr. Prongs would like to go first

Mr. Moony sees no problem in that

Mr. Wormtail doesn't either

Mr. Padfoot is still glaring. And may be changing his pants…

Mr. Prongs has stuck to Miss Evans, and has come out not castrated, and with a girlfriend!

Mr. Moony has stuck to his decision to admit to his friends about his… condition… and came out with the same three friends.

Mr. Padfoot feels happy about that, but advises Mr. Moony not to call it his 'condition' but his Furry Little Problem…

Mr. Wormtail has stuck to trying to become an animagus, and has succeeded.

Mr. Padfoot has stuck to his dashingly handsome appearance, and has come out being the most eligible bachelor in Hogwarts

Mr. Prongs would like to point out that the bachelor part means that Mr. Padfoot is single.

Mr. Padfoot is now glaring at Mr. Prongs again

Mr. Moony is terminating the conversation