Disclaimer: I don't own the Marauders, but I own the permenant marker on the desk next to me, so for that i'm happy.
Dedication: This is dedicated to my cold, because without it I wouldn't beable to stay home today and write this
A/N: Completely random idea. I'm very miffed though, because the line is still evading me. Come back line, damn it! Come back!
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Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief Makers
Are proud to present
THE MARAUDERS GUIDE TO LIFE
Tip #1
Stick to what you want
Mr. Prongs would like to hug his fellow marauders for letting this tip be first.
Mr. Moony would like to point out that Mr Prongs wrote this, and did not consult his fellow marauders before hand.
Mr. Padfoot agrees with Mr. Moony, but would like to point out that he wants to write a tip next
Mr. Prongs sincerely apologies but would like to remind his fellow marauders that none of them would be where they are now if they had not STUCK TO WHAT THEY WANTED
Mr. Wormtail would like to point out that Mr. Prongs writing in capitals is scary
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Wormtail, but he likes to write in capitals
Mr. Moony would like to point out that Mr. Prongs also likes to dance around the dormitory in his boxers.
Mr. Padfoot it cacking himself laughing
Mr. Prongs is not amused
Mr. Wormtail would like to point out that we are straying off the point
Mr. Padfoot is astounded that he himself didn't pick it up himself, but blames it on his hysterical laughter
Mr. Prongs snorts in Mr. Padfoot's general direction, and advises that if he has indeed 'cacked himself' then he should change his pants
Mr Padfoot is glaring in Mr. Prongs's general direction
Mr. Prongs is smirking back
Mr. Moony is intervening here, and would like to steer the conversation back on track.
Mr. Wormtail agrees and would like to throw out the question what have you stuck to?
Mr. Prongs would like to go first
Mr. Moony sees no problem in that
Mr. Wormtail doesn't either
Mr. Padfoot is still glaring. And may be changing his pants…
Mr. Prongs has stuck to Miss Evans, and has come out not castrated, and with a girlfriend!
Mr. Moony has stuck to his decision to admit to his friends about his… condition… and came out with the same three friends.
Mr. Padfoot feels happy about that, but advises Mr. Moony not to call it his 'condition' but his Furry Little Problem…
Mr. Wormtail has stuck to trying to become an animagus, and has succeeded.
Mr. Padfoot has stuck to his dashingly handsome appearance, and has come out being the most eligible bachelor in Hogwarts
Mr. Prongs would like to point out that the bachelor part means that Mr. Padfoot is single.
Mr. Padfoot is now glaring at Mr. Prongs again
Mr. Moony is terminating the conversation
