Disclaimer: I don't own the Marauders, but I own the permenant marker on the desk next to me, so for that i'm happy.
Tip #2
Never play Paper Scissors Rock – It solves nothing!
Mr. Prongs does not get this point
Mr. Moony does not either
Mr. Wormtail is very confused; would Mr. Padfoot care to explain?
Mr. Padfoot would love to explain. Do you remember fourth year?
Mr. Prongs remembers all of fourth year, but still does not understand
Mr. Moony thinks he has an idea of what Mr. Padfoot is getting at.
Mr. Wormtail is scratching his head in confusion
Mr. Padfoot remembers one night where the Marauders were having a discussion about their newest prank, and an argument proceeded. Mr. Moony decided that it should be resolved by a game of paper scissors rock.
Mr. Moony fully remembers this now, and is rolling his eyes
Mr. Prongs remembers too, but would like to know the point still
Mr. Wormtail is still scratching his head.
Mr. Padfoot would like to remind his fellow marauders that he came to the conclusion that paper scissors rock is a dumb game. And would also like to remind them why
Mr. Moony is shaking his head in disbelief that Mr. Padfoot has brought this up.
Mr. Prongs still does not get the point.
Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that Mr. Prongs never gets the point.
Mr. Prongs is now glaring at Mr. Padfoot
Mr. Wormtail finally remembers the game, but does not know why it is a bad game
Mr. Padfoot would now like to explain why. There's no way that paper an beat rock. It's the dumbest thing ever. Who seriously thought up that paper could beat rock?
Mr. Moony is rolling his eyes
Mr. Prongs urges Mr. Padfoot to continue, and advises him to get all his anger and frustration out.
Mr. Padfoot is continuing, and would like to point out that there is no way a paper could magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile, even in the magical world.
Mr. Wormtail is happy that he remembers all of this conversation before, but would like to ask – where is Mr. Padfoot going?
Mr. Moony believes he is going outside.
Mr. Prongs agrees and does not like the look of this.
Mr. Wormtail is squeaking in fear, as Mr. Padfoot has brought back a rather large rock
Mr. Moony strongly advises against what Mr. Padfoot is about to do…
Mr. Padfoot does not care, and is proving a point.
Found later written on a dirty, shredded piece of paper.
Mr. Moony is making a mental note never to trust Mr. Padfoot near a rock again…
