Hi everyone! I'm back with this short little parody. Hope you guys enjoy it! Oh and by the way, Kagome and Sesshoumaru are a couple in here.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Sunrise, Viz, Shogakukan and Rumiko Takahashi do.
Red Rose Comedy
Kagome: Hey you two, next week is Sango's birthday!
Inuyasha: So?
Sesshoumaru: Really?
Kagome: Yes, and we should get her a present.
Inuyasha: Why?
Sesshoumaru: Is Miroku throwing a party?
Kagome: Yup, and we're invited of course!
Inuyasha: So I definitely have to get Sango something?
Kagome: (narrows eyes) Ye-e-e-e-es... (Dark aura emerges around Kagome)
Inuyasha: (gulp) She's scary when she does that...
Sesshoumaru: (leaves room for own safety)
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(AT THE SHOPPING COMPLEX)
Inuyasha: Oi, where's Kagome?
Sesshoumaru: The perfume department. She's getting Sango a gift there.
Inuyasha: Oh... (looks at Sesshoumaru holding a mug) Are you going to get Sango a mug?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you can't have too many of them.
Inuyasha: Oh come on, get her a better gift, you can afford it.
Sesshoumaru: Imbecile, this is a safe gift for me. Anything more expensive and Miroku will get jealous, anything finer than this and Kagome will become suspicious.
Inuyasha: Does Kagome have a reason to be suspicious?
Sesshoumaru: Unlike with you no. But humans are impossible creatures, hence my caution.
Inuyasha: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNLIKE WITH ME?
(Everyone in around the store stares at the two silver haired brothers)
Sesshoumaru: Keep your voice down imbecile.
Inuyasha: Hey you calling me stupid?
Sesshoumaru: (ignores Inuyasha and walks to the counter)
Inuyasha: (walks towards Sesshoumaru but stops when he passes by a vase with artificial red roses in it) Hmm... 5 bucks.
(Inuyasha picks one and lines up behind Sesshoumaru at the counter)
Sesshoumaru: (Looks at the rose in Inuyasha's hand) Are you sure that is the gift you wish to purchase?
Inuyasha: Yeah...
Sesshoumaru: I suggest something else.
Inuyasha: Keh! Yeah right... this is the cheapest thing in here. I ain't buying anything over 10 bucks!
Sesshoumaru: Fine... it should prove interesting when you give that to her.
Inuyasha: You're damn weird you know that!
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(SANGO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY)
Sango: Oh thank you so much for coming, everyone!
Kagome: Happy Birthday Sango! (the two hug) Here's something for you!
Sango: Ohhh... Kagome-chan you shouldn't have!
Inuyasha: Wha... you mean I didn't have to buy her anything?
Kagome: (Turns around and gives Inuyasha a glare of death)
Sesshoumaru: Idiot...
Miroku: Oh thank you for coming, Sesshoumaru-sama!
Inuyasha: Oii! I'm here too!
Miroku: Hey, Inuyasha long time no see!
Sesshoumaru: Happy returns of the day. (Gives his present to a surprised Sango)
Sango: Oh thank you very much.
Sesshoumaru: (goes to stand by Kagome and wraps his arm around her waist)
Inuyasha: Oi Sango, this is for you. (Hands rose to Sango)
Sango: Oh... er... thank you Inuyasha. (see's something poking out of the rose)
Inuyasha: (notices that Sango is staring at the rose) Something wrong?
Sango: Umm... Inuyasha does the rose do a special trick?
Inuyasha: I don't know...
Sesshoumaru: (smirks and buries his nose into Kagome's hair)
Miroku: Look there's a pull me sign on top of the rose.
Sango: Can I pull it, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Why you asking me? It's your present.
Sango: (pulls on the rose and it comes off the stalk and unravels into a red lacy panty)
Inuyasha: Gasp! (turns to stone)
Sango: Oh... wow... (blushes badly)
Miroku: (explodes into flames of jealousy)
Kagome: (mouth drops to the floor)
Sesshoumaru: (snickers into Kagome's hair)
Kagome: You knew what that rose would do didn't you?
Sesshoumaru: Indeed... however I did try to warn him.
Inuyasha: Err... Sango... I can explain.
Sango: (blushes)
Miroku: (grabs Inuyasha) Damn you Inuyasha! What do you think you're giving my woman?
Inuyasha: I can explain!
Kagome: You're enjoying this aren't you?
Sesshoumaru: Thoroughly.
Miroku: Explain hanyou, before I suck you into my Kazanna!
Inuyasha: Will you really suck your good friend in?
Sango: (looks at lacy panty) Oh my...
THE END!
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