Hi everyone! I'm back with this short little parody. Hope you guys enjoy it! Oh and by the way, Kagome and Sesshoumaru are a couple in here.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Sunrise, Viz, Shogakukan and Rumiko Takahashi do.

Red Rose Comedy

Kagome: Hey you two, next week is Sango's birthday!

Inuyasha: So?

Sesshoumaru: Really?

Kagome: Yes, and we should get her a present.

Inuyasha: Why?

Sesshoumaru: Is Miroku throwing a party?

Kagome: Yup, and we're invited of course!

Inuyasha: So I definitely have to get Sango something?

Kagome: (narrows eyes) Ye-e-e-e-es... (Dark aura emerges around Kagome)

Inuyasha: (gulp) She's scary when she does that...

Sesshoumaru: (leaves room for own safety)

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(AT THE SHOPPING COMPLEX)

Inuyasha: Oi, where's Kagome?

Sesshoumaru: The perfume department. She's getting Sango a gift there.

Inuyasha: Oh... (looks at Sesshoumaru holding a mug) Are you going to get Sango a mug?

Sesshoumaru: Yes, you can't have too many of them.

Inuyasha: Oh come on, get her a better gift, you can afford it.

Sesshoumaru: Imbecile, this is a safe gift for me. Anything more expensive and Miroku will get jealous, anything finer than this and Kagome will become suspicious.

Inuyasha: Does Kagome have a reason to be suspicious?

Sesshoumaru: Unlike with you no. But humans are impossible creatures, hence my caution.

Inuyasha: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNLIKE WITH ME?

(Everyone in around the store stares at the two silver haired brothers)

Sesshoumaru: Keep your voice down imbecile.

Inuyasha: Hey you calling me stupid?

Sesshoumaru: (ignores Inuyasha and walks to the counter)

Inuyasha: (walks towards Sesshoumaru but stops when he passes by a vase with artificial red roses in it) Hmm... 5 bucks.

(Inuyasha picks one and lines up behind Sesshoumaru at the counter)

Sesshoumaru: (Looks at the rose in Inuyasha's hand) Are you sure that is the gift you wish to purchase?

Inuyasha: Yeah...

Sesshoumaru: I suggest something else.

Inuyasha: Keh! Yeah right... this is the cheapest thing in here. I ain't buying anything over 10 bucks!

Sesshoumaru: Fine... it should prove interesting when you give that to her.

Inuyasha: You're damn weird you know that!

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(SANGO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY)

Sango: Oh thank you so much for coming, everyone!

Kagome: Happy Birthday Sango! (the two hug) Here's something for you!

Sango: Ohhh... Kagome-chan you shouldn't have!

Inuyasha: Wha... you mean I didn't have to buy her anything?

Kagome: (Turns around and gives Inuyasha a glare of death)

Sesshoumaru: Idiot...

Miroku: Oh thank you for coming, Sesshoumaru-sama!

Inuyasha: Oii! I'm here too!

Miroku: Hey, Inuyasha long time no see!

Sesshoumaru: Happy returns of the day. (Gives his present to a surprised Sango)

Sango: Oh thank you very much.

Sesshoumaru: (goes to stand by Kagome and wraps his arm around her waist)

Inuyasha: Oi Sango, this is for you. (Hands rose to Sango)

Sango: Oh... er... thank you Inuyasha. (see's something poking out of the rose)

Inuyasha: (notices that Sango is staring at the rose) Something wrong?

Sango: Umm... Inuyasha does the rose do a special trick?

Inuyasha: I don't know...

Sesshoumaru: (smirks and buries his nose into Kagome's hair)

Miroku: Look there's a pull me sign on top of the rose.

Sango: Can I pull it, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Why you asking me? It's your present.

Sango: (pulls on the rose and it comes off the stalk and unravels into a red lacy panty)

Inuyasha: Gasp! (turns to stone)

Sango: Oh... wow... (blushes badly)

Miroku: (explodes into flames of jealousy)

Kagome: (mouth drops to the floor)

Sesshoumaru: (snickers into Kagome's hair)

Kagome: You knew what that rose would do didn't you?

Sesshoumaru: Indeed... however I did try to warn him.

Inuyasha: Err... Sango... I can explain.

Sango: (blushes)

Miroku: (grabs Inuyasha) Damn you Inuyasha! What do you think you're giving my woman?

Inuyasha: I can explain!

Kagome: You're enjoying this aren't you?

Sesshoumaru: Thoroughly.

Miroku: Explain hanyou, before I suck you into my Kazanna!

Inuyasha: Will you really suck your good friend in?

Sango: (looks at lacy panty) Oh my...

THE END!

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