HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2018 EVERYONE
It starts with me in the kitchen. I was helping Lynn Sr. and Rosa cook.
Lynn Sr.: Hey J.D. can you hand me that bag of potatoes up there? (Points to a high cabinet)
Me: Sure Mr. Lynn.
I fly up and grabbed it.
Me: There you go Mr. Lynn.
Lynn Sr.: Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome. (To the viewers) Hey folks. Today is November 22nd, 2018 A.K.A. Thanksgiving. And today is a very important part of our history here in America. 397 years ago today in 1621, the Pilgrims celebrated the 1st ever Thanksgiving in Plymouth, Massachusetts and it's been a part of our country's tradition ever since. Mr. Lynn Loud Sr. and Ms. Rosa Santiago cook an awesome Thanksgiving feast. I love Thanksgiving because of the Football Games and I eat a lot of turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy.
Rosa: (Spanish Accent) You are a growing boy superhero J.D. You need to eat.
Me: I know Ms. Rosa. (To the Viewers) Everyone in the Estate loves Thanksgiving and they have great ways of expressing it and eating dinner.
I go into the Living Room and Bobby and Lori were sitting on the couch and watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on TV.
Me: How's the future Husband and Wife doing?
Bobby: Great J.D. amigo.
Lori: This is literally going to be the best Thanksgiving ever!
Me: Is this your first ever Thanksgiving together Lori?
Lori: It is.
Me: Cool. (To the Viewers) Lori and Bobby love watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City on TV and the funny thing is because Gotham Royal York is a fusion city of Gotham, New York City and Royal Woods all together we have a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade too.
Lori: That is literally coincidental.
Me: I know but because of the high crime rate security is tight.
Bobby: J.D. we can't thank you enough for bringing my extended family to Gotham Royal York.
Me: No problem amigo. (To the Viewers) You're all probably wondering what Bobby meant by that. Let me explain.
FLASHBACK
Before the events of the simulated adventure of the Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos, Lori got word about Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Maria moving.
Lori: YOU'RE WHAT!
Her scream caused the birds to fly away scared.
Me: (Narrating) It was 2 years ago in 2016 and Lori found out about them moving away and she was not happy about it at all.
Me, Varie, Lincoln, Lori and Laney were in Vanzilla and we were driving to the Santiago residence. We arrived in 5 minutes.
Me: Lori was really upset when she found out that they were moving and she begged them not to go. I couldn't stand to see such a loving couple be broken up like this. When Bobby promised that they will see eachother again I made a counteroffer.
Past me: Hey guys I have a better idea. Instead of having you all move to Toledo, Ohio to be with the Casagrande's how about you all have the Casagrande's move here to Royal Woods?
Maria liked that idea.
Past Maria: J.D. that is a fantastic idea. How about you and Varie fly to Toledo to tell them.
Past Me: Okay. Varie lets head out!
Past Varie: Okay.
We both flew over to Toledo.
Me: We told the Casagrande's about it and they graciously accepted and so did Johann and Varya. This was just 2 days before that tornado destroyed the Santiago house.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: And that's how we brought them here.
I go over to the table and Leni hands Lincoln a pillow.
Leni: Here's your pillow Linky.
Me: (To the viewers) Every year on Thanksgiving, Lincoln eats so much turkey that he passes out and misses dessert. He told me so himself.
Lincoln: That's right J.D.
Lynn came in and she was wearing baggy track pants.
Me: Hey Lynn. You excited for all the football games today!?
Lynn: You know it J-sled!
Lightning: Lightning loves football too man!
Me: You know it Lightning! (We high five) (To the viewers) Lynn and Lightning love Thanksgiving because of one thing: The Football Games. The Detroit Lions play on Thanksgiving and they are playing against the Chicago Bears and Lynn and Lightning love all the football games that are gonna be on today.
Shannon came down and she had an Anti-Chicago Bears shirt on.
Shannon: Boo! Chicago stinks!
Me: (To the viewers) Because of Shannon's bad history in the Chicago Projects she has developed a vendetta against the city in its entirety including the Chicago Bears.
Shannon: I know J.D. I'm sorry.
Me: It's okay Shannon.
I go up to Lucy's Vampire Crypt in the gothic house. I knock on Lucy's coffin.
Lucy: Who is it?
Me: Sorry to bother you Lucy, but do you like Thanksgiving?
Lucy opened her coffin and rose out like Dracula.
Lucy: Thanksgiving is not one of my favorite holidays 2nd brother. But I like Thanksgiving because of the cranberry sauce.
Me: That's all right Lucy. Oh yeah.
I pull out a cooler and give Lucy a packet of fresh blood.
Me: Here you go Lucy.
Lucy: Thanks brother.
She drank it.
Lucy: Mmm. He had pizza before he gave it.
Me: It's cool how you can taste what's in the blood.
Lucy: It is. Thank you for the blood.
Me: No problem. Save room for the Cranberry sauce.
Lucy: I will.
I go to the art studio and saw Laney and Frida painting.
Me: Hola Ms. Frida. What are you and Laney painting?
Frida: The theme this year is Emotionally Raw Vegetables.
Me: Cool! (To the viewers) Every year Ms. Frida paints a family portrait for the Casagrande's. But because Lori and Bobby are getting married soon, it's gonna be the Loud-Casagrande's.
Laney: I think it's adorable.
Me: I do too Laney. Ms. Frida something is missing.
Frida: What's that?
Me: A Cornucopia.
Frida: Ay Caramba! Why didn't I think of that?
Me: No worries.
I use my powers and made a giant cornucopia in the sofa and turned the pillows into fruit and vegetables.
Me: There!
Frida: J.D. that is amazing!
Laney: It's beautiful!
Me: Thank you. Cornucopias are an amazing treasure for Thanksgiving.
Guitar playing was heard and I saw Hector and Fuzzy playing guitar and banjo on the sofa.
Me: Hey Mr. Hector. Hey Fuzzy.
Hector: Hola J.D.
Fuzzy: Howdy.
Me: (To the viewers) On Thanksgiving, Hector serenades the families with music. Fuzzy does so too.
Luan then came and she had a cart full of pies for dessert.
Luan: Hey J.D. do my pies look okay for our dessert?
Me: Your pies look fantastic Luan. Pumpkin, Pecan and others right?
Luan: You know it J.D. Pie think you will love them. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
I laugh at Luan's joke.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan. (To the viewers) Luan makes the pies every Thanksgiving.
I then go to the Casagrande Bodega in our estate and come in with a big bunch of cans of food we don't use.
Me: Hey C.J., Carlitos and Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne: Hey J.D.
C.J.: What's happening? Whoa! That's a big donation!
Me: Yep. (Grunts and puts them down) Whew! (To the viewers) Ronnie Anne, C.J. and Carlitos are in charge of the annual Casagrande Food Drive.
Carlitos: Yep. We're gonna try to double last years donations.
Me: I think I might have quadrupled that.
C.J.: You sure did J.D.
We laughed.
Me: Yep.
I go back into the estate and go back into the kitchen. I noticed a big lock on the fridge and Lana, Lola and Lila are guarding the fridge and the food and making sure that Lynn Sr. cooks the dinner.
Lana: Hold it!
Lola: No one touches the food until dinner this evening!
Me: (To the Viewers) Lola, Lana and Lila always guard the kitchen to make sure that no one touches anything until dinner. Not one crumb of food gets out of their sights. They call themselves the Feast Force. It's very fitting for them.
Lila: That's right big brother. No one touches food on our watch.
Me: And you're doing a great job guys. Keep it up.
Nico: Hey J.D.! Are you excited for Thanksgiving!?
Me: You know I am dude! What do you like best about it?
Nico: The Turkey!
Me: Oh yeah!
We then had a nice talk on the couch as we were watching the football games.
Me: Come on Detroit! Normally I'm a fan of the Denver Broncos but they're not playing today.
Lincoln: I believe it J.D.
Lynn: Whoo!
Carl M.: I haven't watched football in a long time.
Me: I can tell. What combo did you use in the game Carl?
Phage, Linka and Shannon used a combo called DARK LIGHTNING SPEAR TENDRILS. Phage threw his spear tentacles at the Black Knight Ghost and Old Iron Face and Linka and Shannon fired lightning and black magic and they combined with the tentacles and killed them in an instant.
Me: Awesome job guys.
Xion: Dark Danny really gave us a challenge.
Jared: He sure did dad.
Xion, Jared, Heidi and Ariel's sisters used a combo called LIGHTFLAME MERMAID TORRENT. Xion fired a blast of light and Jared fired a blast of fire. Heidi and Ariel's sisters fired a blast of water and ice and they all combined and turned into a water mermaid on fire and obliterated Dark Danny in an instant.
Me: Great job guys.
Jared: Thanks dad.
Heidi: It was awesome grandpa.
Me: I know.
Arpeggio: (British Accent) You'll like our combo.
Arpeggio, Lana, Shanan, Prohyas and Vambre used a combo called LEAF ROC BLIZZARD. Lana encased Arpeggio in ice and he became a giant Roc Bird made of ice and Shanan covered it in leaves and Prohyas and Vambre used Celery and Cactus Magiswords and made Arpeggio into a deadly force. He obliterated Leonard.
Me: Awesome job guys!
Vambre: (British Accent) Thank you J.D.
The alarm went off and we went to the computer.
Me: Uh oh! This can't be right. It says here that Santa Claus is attacking a family in a cabin in the mountains of Kentucky.
Lincoln: Why would he do that?
Me: I don't know. But clearly something evil is going down in Kentucky and in the North Pole.
Lana: But we have to be back before dinner.
Me: I know.
Ronnie Anne: I'll watch the kitchen for you all until you get back.
Me: Thanks Ronnie Anne. We owe you another one. Lets roll!
We set out for Kentucky.
KENTUCKY - 6 Hours until dinner.
We were flying over Kentucky and we saw a huge battle going on. It was the Smith family fighting Santa and his elves and this wasn't right.
Me: Looks like a full scale war is going on.
Lincoln: No kidding.
Varie: Wait a minute. That is not Santa Claus.
Aylene: How can you tell Varie?
Varie: Because the Santa we know would never hurt people or kill them.
Me: She's right. This Santa is doing everything that God is against.
Lana: Not only that but he's destroying the spirit of Christmas!
Carol: We have to stop them!
Me: Come on!
We went at them and I fired a blast of fire at the elves and incinerated them. Carol fired a blast of Godzilla's Atomic Ray and blew apart most of the reindeer. Vince and Nico fired energy and crystal shards at the elves and reindeer and vaporized them.
Stan: It's Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Steve: This is awesome!
Hayley: I'm glad they're helping us.
Francine: Me too.
Carol fired King Ghidorah's gravity lightning and blew most of the reindeer and elves to pieces.
We killed all the elves and Lana had one of the reindeer as a pet and Laney fired poison barbs at the rest of the elves and killed them. Until it was just me and the evil Santa.
Me: What have you done with the real Santa!?
Santa (?): I am Santa.
Me: (Censored)! The Santa we know would never kill innocent people!
Satan Claus: You're right! I'm not my idiot brother! I'm his evil twin Satan Claus! (Evil Laughter)
We gasp in sheer horror!
Stewie: Brian, I'm getting a weird case of deja vu.
Brian: Tell me about it. First, Evil Adam West. And now, Satan Claus? Who's next? Long John Peter?
Me: The Devil of Christmas!
Lori: Who is Satan Claus?
Me: He's the forgotten twin brother of Santa Claus. He's pure evil incarnate and instead of giving he kills. He's the complete opposite of Santa. What have you done with him!?
Satan Claus: I imprisoned my idiot brother and his elves in the North Pole and turned his factory into a nuclear weapons sweatshop. Soon when Christmas comes I will destroy the entire human race with a barrage of nuclear bombs and antimatter bombs and destroy this (Censored) planet (Evil Laughter).
Me: You're a monster!
Tara: We won't let you do this Satan Claus!
Brian: That's right!
Stewie: I'd say that it's nice to see you again, Satan Claus. But that would be a lie!
Satan Claus: Do I know you?
Brian: No. But we did know a different version of you. And we're gonna do to you what we did to him!
Me: Lets get him guys!
Ben became Arctiguana.
Ben: ARCTIGUANA!
Me: A Polar Manzardill from the planet X'Nelli.
Arctiguana: That's right J.D.
Satan Claus had more elves and Arctiguana blew his ice breath and froze them in blocks of ice and Carol fired King Ghidorah's gravity lightning and blew them all to pieces. I punched Satan Claus in the face and pulled off his beard and kicked him in the face and punched him in his nose and fired a blast of energy at him that blew his left arm off. I kicked him in the fat stomach and Carol fired Godzilla's orange atomic ray at him and blew holes into his stomach in a fiery mess.
Quorra slashed him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and Lola fired a blast of fire and Kraven slashed and kicked him.
Quorra: Lets use our combo on him.
Lola: Right!
Kraven: (Russian Accent) You got it Comrade.
Quorra threw her ID disk and Lola enveloped it in fire and it became a giant spinning fire saw blade and Kraven got on it and became a dragon of pure fire.
Quorra, Lola and Kraven: DRAGON FIRESAWBLADE HUNTER!
The dragon saw blade hit Satan Claus and blew him in half in a huge fiery explosion.
But his immortality was keeping him alive.
Teresa: Lets use our combo on him guys!
Lana: You got it Teresa.
Shanan: Lets get him!
Teresa fired a sonic blast, Lana fired a blast of ice lightning and Shanan fired a leaf blast.
Announcer: RADIATOR AND RAIN CLOUD MAGISWORDS!
Prohyas and Vambre: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO: SCALDING RAIN DELUGE!
Teresa, Lana, Shanan, Prohyas and Vambre: SONIC WEATHERSCALD RAIN!
The attacks formed a raincloud that rained scalding hot rain that moved fasted than a bullet fired from a gun and it burned Satan Claus badly.
Me: Now to finish him with our newest 7-Way combo. This has never been attempted before but lets do it!
Lola, Natilee, Luan, Lori, Lucy, Lincoln and Me got into dance poses.
(A Moment of Peace by the Gregorian Chant Plays)
Lola: VALENTINES DAY!
A heart with an arrow appears in the background and hearts float above her.
Natilee: ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
A four-leaf clover appears in the background behind her and shamrocks, bagpipes and everything Irish floats behind her.
Luan: EASTER!
A rainbow Easter Egg appears behind Luan in the background and candy, chocolate bunnies and more eggs float.
Lori: INDEPENDENCE DAY!
The flag of the United States of America appears behind Lori and fireworks go off behind her in the background.
Lucy: HALLOWEEN!
A scary jack-o-lantern pumpkin appears behind Lucy in the background and ghosts, bats and monsters float as evil laughter is heard.
Lincoln: THANKSGIVING!
A turkey appears in the background and pilgrim hats, roast turkeys and all the traditional food of the thanksgiving feast float.
Me: AND CHRISTMAS!
A Christmas Tree appears behind me in the background with the Star of Bethlehem above it and Christmas ornaments, presents, carolers, decorations and Christmas trees float.
We had symbols appear in our hands representing each of the seven major holidays of the year.
We fired beams from the symbols at Satan Claus.
Lola, Natilee, Luan, Lori, Lucy, Lincoln and Me: SEVEN HOLIDAY DESTROYER!
We fired beams of light shaped like the seven symbols of the major holidays at Satan Claus and they hit him.
Satan Claus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The combo blew him apart in a tremendous explosion.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared all that was left of Satan Claus was his head.
Stewie just threw a television onto Satan Claus head, killing him.
Stewie: Yeah! Check that twice, (censored)!
Venom: I think you enjoyed that a little too much.
Me: We all did but that was awesome!
We all cheered wildly.
Then his evil spirit appeared.
Nicole: You will never be welcome in our world again! (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!
His evil spirit went into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Satan Claus: DAMN YOU J.D. KNUDSON!
Stan: That was amazing!
Me: Thanks Stan. I'm glad you're all okay.
Francine: Thanks to all of you J.D.
Hayley: I knew there was something evil about that version of Santa.
Varie: We all did Hayley.
Me: Yep. Now we have to head up to the North Pole and destroy that sweatshop. Lets go!
We did so.
NORTH POLE - 2 hours until dinner.
We had our warmest fur coats on and we arrived at a massive factory in the middle of the North Pole.
Me: Wow! This is a massive factory.
Luna: No kidding dude.
Lori: This is literally wrong on so many levels.
Me: And Satan Claus was gonna use this to destroy the world.
We went into the factory and we saw that it was a massive factory and sweatshop. We saw that Satan Claus had enslaved all of Santa's Happy Little Elves and making them work without a break.
Me: This is insane!
Elf 1: It's Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Elf 2: We're saved!
Elf 3: Did you come to free us?
Me: We did and we killed Satan Claus.
Elf 4: We're free!
They cheered wildly and destroyed their work and came to us.
Elf 1: Thank you so much guys.
Me: You're welcome. Where's Santa.
Elf 5: This way.
We went down to the basement and found him tied up in a bag full of letters to him. He was gagged with a bandana.
Me: Santa.
I go over and take the bandana off him and open the bag.
Me: Are you all right?
Santa: Yes J.D. thanks to you.
Me: Satan Claus turned your workshop into a sweatshop to make nuclear and antimatter weapons to destroy the planet.
Santa: Yes. I heard you stopped him.
Me: We killed him.
Santa: Good riddance.
Rachel: I'm sorry this happened to you Santa.
We got him out of the bag of letters.
Santa: It's all right Rachel. But you all saved the world from my evil twin brother. We have a lot of work to do.
We got out of the basement and then we saw Laney fighting a creature in a loincloth and he had almost no hair and ugly teeth.
Me: (Gasp) That's Gollum from Lord of The Rings!
Lori: He was literally disgusting!
Me: He sure was.
Laney punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach.
Laney: I read about you in Lord of The Rings and you are one ugly freak! MURDERER!
When he heard that word he snapped and went at Laney. He was very skilled and agile and Laney kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and she formed a plant sword dripping with sulfuric acid from the blade and she slashed him in the stomach and burned him badly and he was on his last legs.
Laney: You are a freak! You killed your best friend all for a worthless little ring. A worthless little gold ring.
Gollum: Precious is not worthless!
He jumped at her and she flipped him over her and kicked him in the back and slashed him in the arm and burned his whole arm off.
Laney: You are a disgusting freak of nature! You should've died a long time ago on Middle Earth.
Laney then slashed his head off and killed him.
Nicole then sealed him into the Book of Vile Darkness for all eternity.
The elves cheered wildly.
Me: Great job Laney.
Laney: Thanks J.D.
We blew apart the sweatshop and dismantled all the bombs and set everything back to normal.
Santa: J.D. we all can't thank you enough for saving us, the world and all of Christmas.
Me: You're welcome Santa. We couldn't let Satan Claus get away with everything he was doing and he was going to destroy the entire planet.
Santa: Yes. My brother was a disgrace. He was a total mockery to the spirit of Christmas.
Varie: I'm glad he got what was coming to him.
Aylene: Me too.
Blossom (Adult): He deserved it.
Bubbles (Adult): Oh yeah. Santa can we show the plaque?
Santa: Certainly Bubbles. You've all grown from those little girls that saved Christmas all those years ago.
Buttercup (Adult): Feels like forever ago doesn't it?
Me: What happened back then?
Blossom (Adult) Princess Morbucks went up here to the North Pole just as Santa was about to leave to deliver his presents and she switched the lists and put everyone all over the world on the Naughty List and only her on the Nice List.
We gasped in horror.
Me: Princess did that!?
Bubbles (Adult): She sure did.
Buttercup (Adult): She got Superpowers from Santa as a result. but in the end Santa found out her true colors and put her on this.
We came across a red plaque with the head on the Devil on top and the word NAUGHTY written in big red letters with the end of the letter Y being a Devil tail and it had 5 names written on it:
BILL McCRACKEN
RYAN FAUST
ADOLPH SCHICKELGRUBER
STEPHEN FONTI and lastly
PRINCESS MORBUCKS
Me: So this is the Permanent Naughty Plaque.
Blossom (Adult): Yep. It's for children that are so naughty that they are completely irredeemable and there's no hope for them.
Bubbles (Adult): As a result they get coal only until the day they die.
Buttercup (Adult): And Princess Morbucks was the naughtiest girl ever until Lola and Lana killed her.
Lana: Yeah.
Lola: Good riddance to that miserable freak!
Lila: She deserved it completely.
Bunny (Adult): You said it.
Me: I agree girls. That girl was a sociopathic monster.
Luna: Dude. I'm glad she got what she deserved.
Lisa: Indeed elder sister. Princess Morbucks deserves to spend every second of eternity suffering in the darkness of the Netherworld for all time.
Me: Well said Lisa.
Blossom (Adult): Funny thing is on this plaque is that Bill McCracken, Ryan Faust and Stephen Fonti are based on three of the creators of our show The Powerpuff Girls from 1998 to 2005.
Me: Oh that is too funny. And the third to last name I recognize. It's "HIS" name. Emphasis on the word "HIS". Saying his name is ANTI-GOD!
I look at my watch and saw that we have half an hour left.
Me: Oh man! We got to get home! We only have half an hour left before dinner!
Varie: We better hurry.
Me: Lets go.
I used Instant Transmission to beam us all home.
HOME - 10 Minutes till dinner.
We arrived home.
Me: Hey we're home.
Lynn Sr.: You all made it just in time.
Me: Thanks goodness.
We sat down and said our grace. We then got to eating.
Me: Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Everyone: Happy Thanksgiving.
Fuzzy: Thank you so much for being such great friends.
Me: You're welcome Fuzzy.
Professor Utonium: How did you gets become friends with Fuzzy Lumpkins?
Me: It's a long story Professor.
FLASHBACK
It was during the events of Befriending a Lumpkins.
Me: (Narrating) We were camping that day in the forest outside of New York City and we heard a gunshot and Blossom told us all about Fuzzy's history and how he lived in total isolation. We then decided that he should never live in isolation forever. So we decided to help him and become his friend because no one should ever be alone forever.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Professor Utonium: Wow. I'm amazed.
Fuzzy: Yes. It changed my ways and life.
Nico: I'm so happy for you Fuzzy.
Mindy: Me too.
We had a great dinner and some awesome desserts. Later we got ready for the biggest after Thanksgiving Shopping Extravaganza ever: BLACK FRIDAY!
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! I love the turkey and the mashed potatoes. I got the idea for this chapter from the fight scene from the American Dad episode For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll and my dad came up with the name for Satan Claus. It was a joke that was the source of inspiration for it. We also got the idea for the sweatshop idea from the Family Guy Game Back to the Multiverse. The Christmas Sweatshop level. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man as usual. Gollum was the weirdest monster in all of the Lord of The Rings Movies. Andy Serkis did a great job in all those movies as him with computer graphics and more. I wanted to show everyone the Permanent Naughty Plaque from the Powerpuff Girls Christmas episode Twas The Fight Before Christmas. Let me know what you all think. Again Happy Thanksgiving everyone and have a great Black Friday Shopping Spree.
See you all next time.
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Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit Movies belong to J.R. Tolkien, Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema.
