At the Bagge farm Muriel was groaning in a lot of pain.
Laney: Boy Muriel your back is really messed up.
Francesca: I don't think I've ever seen you in so much pain.
Lincoln: No kidding.
Lana: This pain must be really crippling.
Courage: Yeah.
Earth: We really should take her to a doctor.
Lana: Good idea.
Francesca lifted Muriel up and they loaded her into the truck.
Bai Tza: Can you drive Francesca?
Francesca: I sure can. I have a license.
She pulled out her wallet and she has a drivers license.
Lana: Cool!
Earth: Lets get moving.
They were in the truck bed and they arrived at the office of Doctor Vindaloo.
On the bed Muriel was in a lot of pain.
Dr. Vindaloo: (India Accent) Hmm. Does it hurt when I do this?
He whacked Muriel with a mallet and it hurt.
THWACK!
Muriel: Ow-ho!
Francesca: That's only making her pain worse doctor.
Bai Tza: Yeah.
He wound up a wind-up duck.
Dr. Vindaloo: Does it hurt when I do this?
The duck walked on her back and it hurt bad.
Bai Tza: Looks like it hurts even with the most gentle touch.
Laney: No kidding.
Dr. Vindaloo put a lamp on her back.
Dr. Vindaloo: Does it hurt when I do this?
He claps and the lamp turns on. He claps again and it turned off.
Laney: Fancy lamp.
Lincoln: That's a nice lamp.
Muriel: (In pain) Oh!
Bai Tza: This pain is worse than we thought.
Dr. Vindaloo: Yes. I'm afraid I cannot do anything for this kind of pain. Nothing at all.
Laney: I believe it doctor.
Muriel: Doctor you've got to do something. I'm in awful pain.
Francesca: You have to help her doctor!
Dr. Vindaloo: Oh dear! I see we're all very upset. (Pulls out a map) Well I heard there exists at the top of Mount Nowhere a hot spring with healing waters.
Bai Tza: This looks interesting.
Lana: This could be a big chance.
They left for Mount Nowhere.
Dr. Vindaloo: Oops I forgot to tell them that nobody ever returns from Mount Nowhere. Oh silly me. (Laughs)
They climbed Mount Nowhere and when they got to the top they saw a mountain goat with big curled horns.
Goat: Go ba-a-a-a-ack.
Laney: Why don't you want us here?
Goat: This place is Sacred. Go ba-a-a-a-ack.
Lana: Who do you think you are goat!?
Goat: You humans make me sick! Get lo-o-o-ost!
He charged and Lana charged and she and the goat collided head on in a powerful headbutt.
CRASH!
Lana won in the headbutt.
Laney: Ooh!
Bai Tza: Geez!
Francesca: That must've really hurt!
Lincoln: Lana is a very tough girl. She can handle anything even a goat.
Lana: You said it.
The goat got up and he was in a lot of pain.
Laney: Why do you hate us so much goat?
Lana: Yeah. What have we ever done to you that would warrant such a horrible attitude?
Goat: Why? Here's why.
He shows us a photo album.
They opened it and it showed a photo of a goat getting a massage.
Goat: This spring was once filled with water. It was goat paradise. We called it Spa of Horns. Once goats came here from miles around to relax.
The next photo shows a goat getting his horns and beard trimmed.
Goat: Get their beards and horns trimmed...
The next photo shows multiple goats playing volleyball in the water of the hot spring.
Goat: And bathe in the rejuvenating waters.
The next photo shows that Eustace's brother Horst Bagge had brought numerous people to the springs and had the goats tied up.
Goat: But then a human explorer discovered us and it wasn't long before others of your species arrived...
The next photo showed numerous people having the time of their lives and turning the spring into a party hot tub.
Goat: Using up all the precious healing water...
The next photo shows Horst kicking all the other goats off the mountain to their doom.
Goat: And throwing my brothers and sisters off the mountain.
The next photo shows that the goat they encountered was the only one left.
Goat: Until only I was left.
The last photo shows the goat bashing humans off the mountain and keeping them away from the springs.
Goat: So I started knocking trespassers away with my horns which grew and grew.
Bai Tza: Eustace's brother did all that?! Great! Another thing to add to our list of why we hate him!
Francesca: You said it Bai Tza.
Laney: What a jerk!
Lincoln: Yeah he ruined the goats home.
Lana: And his neck hurts because of all the people he rammed.
Earth: This really burns me up!
Earth's hair had multiple volcanos erupt in different countries when she got mad.
Lincoln: Easy Earth. We'll help this goat get his home back.
Bai Tza: And help restore the spring.
Laney: And clean up this mess too.
Muriel: I'd help you as best if I could but I'm in too much pain myself.
Goat: You think you're in pain?
He went and came back with a big boulder.
Bai Tza: Uh oh.
Goat: I don't think you know what the word means.
He bashed the boulder at them and Bai Tza flew up to it and punched the boulder with a powerful punch and shattered it into a million pieces.
SMASH!
The Goat: From now on, my pain will be your pain!
Bai Tza: You think you know pain? Try having some evil siblings for so many years!
Francesca: How long have you lived Bai Tza?
Bai Tza: I'm over 900 years old.
Francesca was shocked.
Laney: Bai Tza is actually a demon sorcerer and our adopted sister Girl Jordan helped set her on the path of good and redemption.
Lincoln: Her evil siblings were going to destroy the world and we fought them and killed them.
Muriel: Oh my!
Bai Tza: It's all true. I've changed my ways and now I'm a good person. I still have all my powers and immortality.
Francesca: That's amazing!
Lana: It sure is.
Laney: Yeah.
Courage: That's all amazing.
Muriel: It sure is. (Groans in pain)
Bai Tza: Lets show this goat the power of our friendship and care.
Everyone: YEAH!
They flew around the hot spring around and collected all the trash and junk all over the place and put it into a bunch of recycling bins on the cliff edges.
Bai Tza: Clean as a whistle. Lets see here.
She looked around the cliff walls and found a bottle in the cliff.
Bai Tza: Missed one.
She flew over to the wall and pulled the bottle out. Water started to drip out of the wall.
Bai Tza: Hey guys! I think I found the water for the spring!
Rumbling was heard and she flew over the spring and the water poured out of the wall and refilled the entire spring.
Laney: The water is back in the spring!
Lana: It sure is.
More junk rose up to the surface. Lana pulled out a swimming pool skimmer net and scooped up the remaining junk and put it into a recycling bin.
Lana: Boy they really piled on the junk in here over the years didn't they?
Lincoln: They sure have. This whole place is a mess.
Earth: You said it.
Muriel: So that's the spring. (Groans in pain)
Francesca: Ready Grandma Muriel?
Muriel: (Groans) Ready.
Francesca lifted her up and threw her into the water.
SPLASH!
Like magic she was 100% fully healed.
Muriel: Me pain is completely gone!
Laney: This spring is incredible!
Lincoln: It sure is.
Earth: This spring is magic.
Courage: It sure is. I'm glad Muriel is all better.
Bai Tza: Me too. Lets help the goat too.
She grabbed the goat and tossed him in too.
SPLASH!
The goat was fully healed and Courage trimmed the goats horns down to their normal size.
Goat: My pain in gone. I can't believe it! The-a-a-a-ank you.
Bai Tza: You're welcome goat.
To make sure that what Horst did to the goats home never happens again they made a special second magical spring for humans on the mountain next door to Mount Nowhere. It was a successful place and a perfect spot. It was also a very popular vacation spot and tourist attraction.
THE END
Goat Pain was another one of my favorite episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog. What Horst did to the goats home was horrible and he ruined it. But Muriel was in so much that it felt like someone snapped a bear trap on it. OUCH! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man as usual. Part 8 is Conway the Contaminationist. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
