In the farmhouse Muriel was making her famous Scottish Dream Cookies.
Francesca: Grandma Muriel's Scottish Dream Cookies are out of this world guys.
Courage: Mm-hmm. They are really delicious.
Lincoln: I can't wait to taste them.
Laney: Me neither.
Bai Tza: These cookies sound really good.
Lana: I'll bet.
Muriel: Okay lets see.
At the estate we were doing our everyday things.
Lola was feeling down.
Me: You miss Lana huh Lola?
Lola: I sure do bro. It's not the same without her and Linky.
Me: I know Lola but they're gonna be fine. Besides, they'll be back soon and if they need us they'll call.
Breach: If it'll make you better how about I tell you how we defeated Pennywise in the game?
Lola: That would be great!
Jade: It was awesome.
Breach, Jade and Lily used a combo called TYPHOON DIMENSION VORTEX. Breach fired her portals and Lily and Jade fired their wind and water and they turned into miniature hurricanes. The mini-hurricanes sucked in Pennywise and teleported him into the Sun.
Lola: That was awesome!
Jade: It was so much fun Lols.
Luna: You said it dude.
The computer beeped and it popped up. It showed an image of a white duck with blue hair and a blue bowtie.
Me: Uh oh!
Nico: What is it?
Me: It's the notorious Le Quack. He's a notorious French Thief and Con Artist duck. He's not as slippery as the Cooper Gang but he's right up there. He's even number 2 on Interpol's most wanted list.
Lucy: Laney would not like this duck at all.
Me: No she wouldn't and she loves all of France.
Varie: What has he done that rivals that of the Cooper Gang?
Me: He's done a huge number of atrocities. But most of them were all in Nowhere. He tried to steal all the money from the Bagge's, a multi-million dollar lottery jackpot and then he tried to steal all of Sweden's money inside a giant well-guarded piggy bank. All of his crimes failed. But the police couldn't hold him for long. After he tried to steal from the Bagge's the first time he destroyed the Prison Van. After the Lottery theft failed, he burned the whole prison to the ground and escaped. After the Swedish Money theft failed he broke out of an Interpol police station and burned it to the ground. This guy is Slippery.
Lori: He sure is.
Leni: Is he slippery like soap?
Lisa: No Leni. Slippery is also the informal term for very difficult to catch and keep contained.
Me: Exactly. This guy is so cunning and crafty that not even the justice system can hold him so easily.
Lynn: Where's he heading?
I typed on the computer and he was heading towards the Bagge farm in a hot air balloon.
Me: He's heading for the Bagge farm.
Luan: Then we only have one option and that's to kill him!
Me: Yep. He's going on a rotisserie burner and becoming our dinner. But since Bai Tza, Lincoln and the girls are down there lets let nature take its course and let them handle it.
Lori: Good idea.
Aylene: I hope they'll be all right.
Varie: Aylene lets not forget, Lincoln is the Man with The Plan.
Lily: That's right. If our brother can handle all of us then he and the girls can handle one slippery and cunning thief.
(Sly Cooper Thieves in Time theme plays)
Me: Yep. And lets call in the Cooper Gang to steal all of Le Quack's stuff he stole.
Everyone: YEAH!
I press my headset and it became a microphone.
Me: Sly, Cooper Gang, I have a job for all of you.
Sly: What's up J.D.?
Me: How would you all like to go after the loot of the notorious duck thief Le Quack?
Sly: Is he a worthy challenge?
Me: Oh yeah. Second most wanted criminal by Interpol on their top 10 next to you.
Sly: We're there.
Me: Be careful guys.
Sly: Don't worry. We'll be all right.
Me: Okay.
The call ended and the Cooper Gang was off to Le Quack's hideout which was in Nowhere.
Linka: This is gonna be so cool!
Shannon: It sure is. I wonder what Le Quack stole.
Me: We'll find out soon. For now, we wait.
We waited.
They were making Scottish Dream Cookies.
Muriel: Lets see. 2 cups of flour, one cup of brown sugar and 2 pounds of butter.
Bai Tza came with 2 big containers of butter.
Bai Tza: Here you go Muriel.
Muriel: Thank you Bai Tza. Better make it four pounds. I love my Scottish Dream Cookies buttery.
Francesca came with another 2 pounds.
Francesca: Here you go.
Muriel: Thank you Francesca.
Lana: These cookies are gonna be awesome.
Courage: You said it Lana.
Laney: Hey look!
They looked out the window and saw a hot air balloon outside the dome.
Bai Tza: That's a nice hot air balloon.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Muriel: I'll make the cookies and you all go check it out.
Bai Tza: Okay.
They went outside the dome and saw the balloon. But the basket opened and revealed LE QUACK!
Le Quack: (French Accent) Le Quack is back.
Francesca: Le Quack!
Bai Tza: I've heard about him! He's a notorious duck thief.
Lincoln: But he's not like the Cooper Gang.
Laney: No he's not.
Francesca: I've got a bad history with this nefarious bird. When Grandma Muriel caught amnesia he tried to steal all of our money, then he hypnotized Muriel and Eustace with a crazy television network to steal lottery money, and lastly he had Grandma Muriel strapped to a bungee cord to steal all the money in a giant well-guarded piggy bank in Sweden.
Lana: This guy is that dangerous!?
Francesca: Yes. And no prison can stop him.
Lincoln: I haven't had my chance yet.
Francesca: Go for it Lincoln.
Earth: Get him Linky.
Lincoln: I will.
Lincoln walked up to Le Quack and stood ready.
Le Quack: Quest Ce Que. Ze famous Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. How nice of you to greet me.
Lincoln: My sister Laney loves France and you're making a huge mockery of the country she loves. Your crime spree ends one way or another.
Lincoln spread his wings and lightning was arching around his arms and legs.
Lincoln: Your angel of death has arrived.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and it went through him.
Le Quack (with a hole in his chest): Looks like my goose is cooked! (Dies)
Bai Tza: There lies a dead duck.
Lana: Yep.
Laney: Good riddance to a bad duck.
Nicole: (Offscreen) You said it Laney.
Lana: Hey Nicole.
Nicole: Hey guys. Dad told me you all were facing Le Quack.
Le Quack's evil spirit appeared.
Nicole: Now to make sure you never steal another valuable again. (Chants an incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!
Le Quack went into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Le Quack: STUPID AMERICANS!
He was gone forever.
Nicole: What a waste of a good Frenchman.
Laney: Yep.
Nicole: The Cooper Gang stole all the loot Le Quack took.
Lincoln: Good.
Lana: Thank goodness.
Nicole: Yep.
Later in the house Muriel's Scottish Dream Cookies were done.
They tasted them and they were delicious.
Everyone: Mmmm.
Laney: Delicious!
Lincoln: They sure are.
Earth: They are really good.
It was a great kind of cookie for them.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Le Quack was by far the most nefarious and notorious thief and con artist duck I've seen in Courage the Cowardly Dog. He is the second villain to have more appearances than any other. Katz is number 1. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Part 10 is gonna be the notorious Maria and her severed arm husband Mano Ladrones. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
