Chapter 268 Hello Neighbor

I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story

Ramiel the 5th Angel was heading towards the NERV base but then it got chopped in half, it falls into two pieces before exploding, standing above was the Mark 2 Jeager, the Diablo Intercept.

The pilots inside was male Recorder and Female Recorder, he was chosen for being multiple beings so they work together very well.

Diablo looks to the side and sees Unit 0 looking at them, they could feel Rei isn't there most likely because they couldn't get her in time, the unit shoots at them with a machine gun but the bullets bounced off the armor of Diablo.

"Weak."Male recorder said.

"Inferior."Female said.

"We are superior."They said.

Diablo tackled the Eva grabbing it's head while dragging it through the ground, Diablo then brings it up and uses it's arm blade to cut the cord shutting it down.

Diablo goes away leaving the Eva on the ground, NERV saw that and they were in shock.

"Unit 0 got defeated."Ritsuko said."And it's weapons didn't even damage it."

"It also took down the Angel with one slash, how was it able to do that."Bridge bunny said.

Misato was stunned, the Evas have a hard time fighting the angels but then these other mechs came and dealt with them without any problems.

Later Victor was relaxing at a bench lying down on it, next to him was Shinji.

"Did you see what happened?"Shinji asked.

"What the fact another of those robots came and slashed the Angel in half."Victor said.

"Yes, I was told that it can sense threat so how could it not detect the other one?"Shinji was confused.

"Maybe it can hide it better."Victor said and it was true, Recorder told then that put barrier around the Jeager making it unable to be detected by the angel.

"Either way are you still thinking about leaving?"Victor asked since Shinji once said that to him.

"I did, but I decided to stay, since I have a real friend here."Shinji said making Victor smile at him."But theres one thing I gotta know, are you going to avoid NERV?"

"Yeah."Victor said."No way am I working for that douche bag."

Shinji chuckles a bit and said:"You know, Rei is really nice, I talked to her and she wanted to be my friend."

Not surprising to Victor, Rei changed a lot being with Leonidas, he helped ver grow instead of being a Puppet to Gendo.

"Well that's nice, still irritated that she made me and Aka get dragged there."Victor said "Say you know that fake blonde?"

"Wait Ritsuko is a fake blonde?!"Shinji got surprised.

"Oh yeah, I know how to tell one appart."Victor said."She's been spending time with a friend called Alex, looks like she's trying to help him."

"With what?"Shinji said.

"I don't know, he didn't tell me."Victor said."But whatever it is must be important."

"Yeah."Shinji nodded.

At Funtime Town

Dumpling brings Sissy to a district with carnival tent, Windmill and a stage.

"This is Party district."Dumpling said.

"Is there a circus in town?"Sissy asked.

"No, it's where Baby lives, she enjoys putting on shows for everyone like her friends, she's the most popular as She does it so many times."Dumpling said.

"Oh she must be amazing."Sissy said and she then noticed a house that was huge with many buildings and train tracks attached to it."Whoa that's one huge house."

"Yes, that belonged to the new resident Coffee, we only meet him when he sometimes comes out of his house, he only moved here in this district because there wasn't space for his house."Dumpling told her.

"Wait, he brought his entire house with him."Sissy said.

"Yes, he even did a warning in the style of the district."Dumpling shows her a screen close to the house.

(Insert Get Out by DAGames here.)

So you're new to this block, welcome

To the ride of your lifeJust keep away

And your life will be pleasant you'll find

Some secrets are best let go

So stop knocking on my damn front door

I'll find you and I'll kick you out of sight

For you see as much as

I look like I've got stuff left for you

My house is not a place

To steal all my clues

I know you're new here

But you should think twice before you come near

I'm smarter than your average neighbor too

I don't care what you do

Don't step into my house

Because you can just tip toe quiet as a mouse

Don't fool around

Hello! I'm your neighbor

Goodbye I'll see you later

This place was not for you to look and see

Take it from me

Hello! You're in danger

Good riddance to your behavior

You may think I'm the devil

And I wish your life's in peril

Let me spell this out for you

I'm just your neighbor

Now get out

Where are you now?

Play hide and seek

But I'll always find you out

Now get out

You're a nuisance to my plans

Now get out

Now get out

So, my house is huge yeah

It's 2000 feet high

This does not give you the right

To provoke what's behind

I keep myself away

So there's no right reason for you to say

That a sneak peak of my building is defined

For you see I've had more tremors

Than your soul needs to know

Your curiosity will make you my foe

My love was always there

Until some mad man gave me despair

Now please get off my lawn or I will show

Don't make me explode

Don't step into my house

Because you can just tip toe quiet as a mouse

Don't fool around

Hello! I'm your neighbor

Goodbye I'll see you later

This place was not for you to look and see

Take it from me

Hello! You're in danger

Good riddance to your behavior

You may think I'm the devil

And I wish your life's in peril

Let me spell this out for you

I'm just your neighbor

Now get out

Where are you now?

Play hide and seek

But I'll always find you out

Now get out

You're a nuisance to my plans

Now get out

You think I don't know where you are my boy?You don't think I know?

My cameras are always watching!

So it's best to keep your tushie prepared,

I'm ready to knock some sense into you

Haven't you heard?

Be kind to your neighbor!

Read a damn book or something!

Laa laa la laa

Keep away stay away

Laa laa la laa

Take your head out of the clouds

Laa laa la laa

You're getting closer to the door

You don't wanna know

Just go

Don't go right down to the basement so low!So you've found it...

Are you happy with yourself?

You nosy little f—

I told you not to look

You're scarred

I told you you wouldn't get far...

Get out of my house!

Hello! I'm your neighbor

Goodbye I'll see you later

This place was not for you to look and see

Take it from me

Hello! You're in danger

Good riddance to your behavior

You may think I'm the devil

And I wish your life's in peril

Let me spell this out for you

I'm just your neighbor

Now get outWhere are you now?

Play hide and seek

But I'll always find you out

Now get out

You're a nuisance to my plans

Now get out

You're a nuisance to my plans

Get out of my house

Sissy got surprised and said:"Wow he really doesn't like people going inside his house."

"We accepted him, he is just not ready to let us in."Dumpling said.

Sissy looks up and sees Coffee looking at them from a window and she could see he has brown hair and a moustache.

The stage lights up and they saw wooden soldier puppets come out as they dance, doing the show was Puppet herself as she uses strings coming out of her fingers.

Sissy then saw BB go up to her."Hello."He gives her a balloon.

"Oh thank you."Sissy takes the balloon.

"BB which is short for Balloon Boy gives out balloons."Dumpling explained.

BB nodded before running off.

Sissy then watched the show in wonder.

Note: Heres another Angel defeat and yes Ramiel was dangerous against the Evas but the Jeagers were nade to surpass them, the Coffee is the Hello Neighbor neighbor called Coffee because he must drink some to keep intruders away, also feryanto25 where's kaworu I'll tell you he didn't yet, like are you kidding me he appears way later in the series.