"After The Battle Is Over"
Rated T for Mild Language
Summary: A collection of drabbles showcasing made-up MK11 endings for characters outside the Mortal Kombat universe. From all types of media, witness how they'll change time after beating Kronika themselves.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Mortal Kombat franchise, especially the games and characters themselves. They are owned by WB Games, Ed Boon, John Tobias and Netherrealm Studios. Anyway, I was inspired by both Sonicfriend129 and TheBaneOfHumanity to do these drabbles myself, so all thanks goes to them! Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 9: Deadpool
Well, that frickin' settles it. With that dumbass Kronika gone, I can now get the hourglass to myself. Wouldn't you believe these badass twin swords of mine got the job done? I managed to skewer Kano and Kabal into Black Dragon kebabs, turned Shao Kahn and his floozy of a queen into sushi, chop and diced that smelly bug bitch D'Vorah into crusty croutons, and best of all, rolled Geras, Kollector and Shinnok's dumbass sister Cetrion into a combo of loser burritos for the dogs to eat. Hold the salsa. And for Kronika herself? Well, who cares if she's gone from existence, I got the f***ing hourglass, baby! Whoohah!
Now what to do with the hourglass? Should I create a new timeline, go back in time to change a moment in my past, or just let time keep flowing by itself? The third option would sound like the real deal, but screw it, I just thought of a perfect solution myself!
And that's to become the brand new protector of Earthrealm, Netherrealm and f***in' Outworld, baby! Of course, being the protector means that I have to set up a few ground rules first. First, I like my pizza with pepperoni, bacon, jalapeno and mushrooms. If one pepperoni even goes missing, I f***ing lose it! Second, if wars against me are to be settled here in any realm, it shall be in wrestling matches. Best be warned, I do a pretty mean Canadian Destroyer. Third, I get married to every single chick in all three realms. That way I can hit that Earthrealm, Netherrealm and Outworld tail every single time I want and I'd never get tired. Anyway, I'd have more to list but it looks like my time of narrating is up. They already want to get to the credits though. But it doesn't matter anyway. All I got is pizza, wrestling, babes, and a throne to sit on. Perfect for a merc like me. But I'm not just any merc.
I'm the merc with a mouth!
Yep, that's Deadpool for you all. I'm not lying, but he'd totally do that for a Mortal Kombat 11 ending.
Anyway, keep those requests for characters coming and I'll see what I can do! Don't forget to R&R and leave feedback if you wish! Until next time, cheers!
