It was the next day when I woke up. I forget how comfortable these beds were.

Duncan: (yawns) Man what a good sleep.

I look around and see I'm the only one in here. Lightning's on Boney Island and Scott being a farmer just gets up early. I go down stairs into the dining room to see Gwen and Scott already there.

Scott: Man I am digging this. I got up at 5 this morning to watch the Releasing of the Doves and I just wanna say, (gets choked up) it was beautiful (blows nose).

Duncan: Ya and if we keep winning challenges we can live like this all season. (Raise a toast) To the team (toasts woth Scott)!

Gwen: (Sad) Ya, team.

Duncan: What's up with you doll face?

Gwen: Uh, just wondering how Lightning's doing on boney Island.

Jo then came in and sat down and joined the conversation.

Jo: Lightning may be an idiot but he's strong and a possible threat.

Scott: So maybe we should get rid of him. Throw the next challenge.

Jo: And miss out on this? No way.

Scott: True.

Duncan: Imma head outside and get some fresh air.

I go outside and found a nice tree to carve. About 3 minutes later I here footsteps behind me. I turn around to see Zoey and Lindsay walk up to me.

Lindsay: Hey Duncan.

Duncan: Hey guys, what're you doing here?

Zoey: Well Courtney started complaining about the cabin so we decided to leave.

Duncan: Oh, I get that. She sure does complain alot.

Lindsay: You and Gwen go so much better together. How are you guys doing?

Duncan: Honestly I'm not that sure. She hasn't been to happy being on the villains team and wants Courtney to forgive her. She's also been kinda neglecting me lately.

Zoey: Aww I'm sorry to hear that Duncan.

Duncan: It's ok. I'll be -

Chris: (Over loudspeaker) All contestants please report to the beach for your next challenge.

Duncan: Guess it's time to go.

We decided to go separately so no one knows we were talking. I get there a few seconds later and join my team on the red platform. I see Gwen and do a finger gun motion to her, but she just walks past with a bored expression. Them Chris starts being a jackass.

Chris: Ooo, someone's invisible. Hahaha.

Sometimes I just wanna rip that yak fur he calls hair right off his head. After Chris introduce Lightning being back from Boney Island he throws us shovels since we won last time. Before Lighting could, I caught the shovel that was about to hit Gwen's face.

Duncan: Here you go Gwen.

Instead of a thank you, she just takes the shovel and walks off. That's cool, it's not like i saved you from a shovel or anything. Anyway I caught another one and began digging. Although it's hard to dig with Jo and Heather arguing.

Jo: Strategy people, stra te gy! We should dig from one end to the other.

Heather: That'll take too long. I say we start at the corners and work our way to the middle.

Lightning: Ain't nobody telling Lightning where to dig (starts digging in the water).

While this goes on I see Cameron giving Mike a hat to become Manitoba. He quickly finds a piece. I know he's an explorer but nobody can dig that fast. You know, seeing this makes me feel like I'm forgetting something. Before I can think about it Jo and Heather call us all.

Jo: Listen up team, I'm the leader.

Heather: No I am!

Heather taps her shovel in the sand and it hit something. She dig it up to find it was a piece. Her and Jo fight over it until it falls on Jo's foot. Ha, haha. Heather then put the piece on the platform. Next I hear Chris doing his little speech before a commerical.

It's been about 10 minutes and still the teams are tied with one piece. I continue digging when I hear Chris shout.

Chris: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!

We all start complaining to the point where I hear Lightning say-

Lightning: I'm amazing!

Chris: Blah blah blah just hurry up. I have dinner plans.

I decided to poke some fun.

Duncan: (Yelling) With Chef or a mirror?

Everyone then started laughing. That got Chris to shut up.

I continue digging when I see Cameron. I remembered that he gets sent flying into Scott. I would always rewind and laugh at that part when I watched the season. However this time I think I should do something. I then see Cameron flying towards Scott.

Duncan: Scott look out (pushes Scott out of the way)! You good?

Scott: Ya, hey thanks man.

Duncan: No problem.

I've always felt that I can see eye to eye with Scott. So I wouldn't mind befriending him. I then see something sticking out of the ground.

Duncan: Hey what's that (points to something)?

Scott: (Digs it out) It's a piece yes!

Scott puts it on the platform and we hi five. A few minutes later I hear Gwen say that she found a piece. I walk over to her.

Duncan: Way to go Gwen.

As I was walking I set off a trap and I get sand thrown into my face. How did I forget about this. Stupid stupid. I see Gwen laugh and then walk away.

Duncan: Man this bites.

?: Ha. Finally!

I look over and see Jo holding a piece, then Lightning swoops in and takes it and throws it on the platform. As I look towards the heroes side I see Sam carrying a piece. But then he sets off a trap and gets nailed in the groin. Ouch. Then I see Lightning who dug up a small piece but said it was too small and tossed it away towards Jo.

Duncan: (Catches the piece) Easy dude. We don't need any injuries. (Throws the piece on the platform) alright now where should I look now?

I hear what sounds like water and look over to see Gwen getting blasted by a geyser.

Duncan: (Goes over to Gwen) are you alright Gwen?

Gwen: (Annoyed) Oh ya I'm just peachy after getting blasted by a geyser. Stupid Chris (walks away).

Duncan: Ok then.

As Lightning threw two more pieces and started kissing his muscles, I see Scott sneaking over to the heroes side and digging up a piece to bury down on our side only to be caught by Manitoba. I start feeling like I'm forgetting something again and it's bugging me. I think and think until I finally remembered. How in the fucking heck did I forget! MAL!

Scott: AH! BEES!

Scott starts flailing his shovel around and accidentally hits Manitoba on the head and runs away from the bees. Dammit I'm too late. Well nothing I can do about that for now. I decided to go check up on Scott.

Duncan: You alright dude?

Scott: Ya I'm ok. That was nothing compared to the time I was kicked in the kiwis by my horse.

Duncan: Ouch, really?

Scott: Ya, that's when I learned never pull an april fools prank to a horse.

Duncan: (chuckles) You learn something new everyday.

Scott: True.

While that nice conversation was going, I heard Sam scream and saw him being launched in the air by a spring platform onto a passing boat. Then he started complaining about being stung by a jellyfish. Courtney, Mike, and the villains all laughed, including me.

Duncan: Poor guy.

Scott: Ya.

Lightning: Aww ya. Thats 8, let's get sha building.

We all run to the platform and use Alejandro as a ramp up. While most of us were working, Heather and Jo were bossing us around, and Lightning was just flexing.

Gwen: It's tall, whatever it is. And boxey, oh, Big Ben!

Duncan: Let's hurry and finish this before the heroes.

Heather: (Noticed the clock face was missing) Hey, why is there a big whole here?

Gwen: Maybe we put it together wrong?

Lightning: Oh come on. Just get it sha done (puts a crab in the whole, which causes the whole thing to collapse).

Jo: Way to go liability.

Lightning: Hey don't blame me cuz you put it together the wrong way.

Alejandro: We didn't put it together the wrong way, there are only seven pieces.

Jo: Great, so Lightning miscounted. Come on everyone, we still got digging to do.

Lightning: I counted eight. This is a conspiracy.

Heather: A conspiracy of bad counting.

Jo: Oh ya, found it!

Duncan: Quick toss it h-

Chris: And the heroes win!

Dammit, so close. The heroes all start cheering while Courtney and Zoey start chanting spa hotel.

Chris: Now which heroes volunteers for exile?

Lindsay: Oh me!

What?! Now this caught everyone off guard, including Chris. And me considering Sam went to exile the first time around.

Chris: Are you sure Lindsay?

Lindsay: Yeah I want to see that yeti again.

Chris: Ok then. Chef, take her away.

As Chef takes Lindsey two boney Island, I see Gwen walking up to Courtney probably about to try and apologize again. But I remember the first time she accidentally set off a trap of dirty laundry that landed on Courtney. Maybe this time I can try to prevent that.

Gwen: Hey Courtney, I just wanna say-

Duncan: Gwen look out (stops Gwen)!

Gwen: Duncan what are you doing?!

Courtney: I'll be on my way now.

Duncan: Wait Courtney, there's a-

Courtney: Shut up!

Courtney starts walking when she set off the trap and a bunch of dirty laundry came falling down on her.

Duncan: I was trying to warn you there was a trap right there. I saw a lump in the sand.

Courtney: Grrrrr (throws some laundry at Duncan and Gwen and walks away)!

Gwen: (Angry) Duncan why did you stop me?!

Duncan: Cuz you were going to set off the trap it could have landed on you.

Gwen: It would have been better for it to land on me instead of Courtney. Maybe she would have forgiven me, now she's even more mad (walks away in anger).

Seriously, I just saved her and she's mad at me for it? Sometimes I just don't understand girls. Scott then came up to me.

Scott: Man, talk about ungrateful.

Duncan: (Sighs) She's probably just dressed about the competition at all. I'm sure she'll be fine.

Everyone was off doing whatever before the elimination ceremony. I was back at my carving tree in the woods when I saw Zoey walk up to me.

Zoey: Hey Duncan.

Duncan: Oh, hey Zoey. What's up?

Zoey: Nothing much. Mike and Cameron were getting some sleep before the ceremony so I thought I'd come outside and find someone to talk to. So anytime new?

Duncan: Well I think I made friends with Scott.

Zoey: Really, Scott? You should be careful around him. He can be sneaky.

Duncan: Don't worry, I know when I'm being manipulated, and I can tell that Scott is being genuine.

Zoey: Well if you're sure.

Chris: (Over loudspeaker) All contestants, it's time for elimination.

Duncan: Looks like that's our cue.

Zoey: Seems like it. Good luck with not being eliminated.

Duncan: Thanks, I think I have an idea on who's getting the boot tonight.

We were all at the ceremony where someone was about to take a ride down the giant toilet. Seriously how did Chris even get that thing? Wonder where it spits you out at. Imagine if you ended up somewhere like Niagara falls.

Chris: Ok. Marshmallows go to-

Scott

Duncan

Gwen

Heather

Lightning, you're on the chopping block for your crummy math skills and obsessive bicep kissing.

Lightning: If they were yours you'd kiss them all day too.

Chris: And Jo, you're on the chopping block for just being bossy and your annoying campaign to try to send Lightning home.

Lightning: She did what?!

Chris: And the person going home tonight is-

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Lightning!

Lightning: Sha what?!

Now we were at the toilet with Lightning in it.

Lightning: Tossing away your strongest team member, you're going to regret that! Especially you Jo. You're a-

Chris then pressed the button sending Lightning away screaming.

Awhile later me and Scott were hanging out outside the cabin.

Duncan: So your sister is the county pig caller?

Scott: Yep. She can call a pig from a mile away.

Duncan: Wow that's impressive. Hey can I ask you something? Are you still planning on sabotaging like last season?

Scott: Oh that. Nah I'm done with sabotaging. Looking back on it now I sort of regret it, along with the other evil stuff I did.

Now this caught me by surprise.

Duncan: Really?

Scott: Ya. Being and I trauma chair really knocked some sense into me. This season I'm planning on just playing fair and getting as far as I can.

Duncan: Ya thats how I feel. I regret a lot of the bad things I've done in the past to people like, Harold for example. Or cheating on Courtney.

Scott: I thought you didn't like her anymore.

Duncan: I don't but I shouldn't have cheat on her, I should have broken up with her before kissing Gwen. Now she's ultra mad at us.

Scott: Did you try apologizing?

Duncan: Ya but she's not much of the forgiving type. Gwen has been trying to apologize to her this all the time but not too much luck.

Scott: Oh, I get that. I've actually wanted to apologize to everyone last season who I've kicked off. I didn't know where any of them lives so I couldn't mail them any letters and I didn't really have any technology on the farm. I wanna apologize to Mike and Zoey, but I don't really know how to approach them.

Duncan: Hmm, I think I can help you with that. Don't tell anyone but I've actually made friends with Zoey and Lindsay. I can ask Zoey to meet up with you and you can apologize.

Scott: Really, thanks man.

Duncan: No problem. It's getting late we should go to bed. Good night bro.

Scott: Night.


I think I'll stick to script. Anyway tune in time.