Cody Fanatic For the sake of the story, and because I'm too lazy to go back and change it, was just assumed that he meant sabotaging his own team.
danifan3000 Ya I know about the deleted scenes but since people barley see them I'm having Duncan be one of those people.
Waking up the next morning reminded me of the mornings back in season 1, craptacular.
"Man these cabins seem worse than they used to be." I said yawning. Looking around i saw leggy McSleepy snuggled up as a bug in a rug in his sleeping bag. Then I noticed our resident dirt farmer/pig caller/shark bait not in his bunk. I got up, got dressed and went outside (in that order) to find him.
"Now if I were Scott where would I be?" I wondered out loud as I checked under the cabin.
SNAP
"Well not there." I said peeling the mouse trap off my nose. I decided to check the mess hall for him.
(Author: And you thought if that after looking under some cabins? Duncan: Shut up! My brain is still waking up!)
I walked into the mess hall to see Scott there eating some gruel. And enjoying it?
"Dude, how can you actually eat this stuff?" I asked sitting down.
"Living on a farm helps with eating what you can. Well atleast for this stuff. Now that I know how rich people live everything I used to love stinks. And those bunks are worse than the ones on the farm and the pillows are filled with animals." My farmer friend ranted.
"I hear ya. The beds and food in juvie are better than the ones here."
Scott's spoon then got stuck in the gruel. Him and Duncan started pulling the spoon and bowl. Soon they separated and both went flying in different directions. Duncan flying through the kitchen, and Scott flying through the wall.
"Arg, stupid gruel." I complained rubbing my head. When I did I felt some gruel on my head. Great.
"All contestants please report to the entrance of the woods for today's challenge." I heard everyone's least favorite host announce over the loud speaker.
When we got there everyone else (cept for Lindsay who wasn't there yet) looked at us. Of course Chris had to poke some fun with us.
"Haha dudes, you look like you were just in a fight." Bite me
"Ya, and the gruel won." Scott muttered as we walked towards our team.
I look over to Gwen and see Heather talking to her. Moments later Jo went up to her too. If I remember right they both are trying to get her on their side so knowing that if they do, then I'll be on their side too. But Gwen's smart enough to know so I'm not worried.
As I was talking to my brain, Gwen walked up to me.
"Courtney won't stop glaring at me." Can't you make her stop?" She started to complain to me.
"I'd love to but there's nothing I can do. She won't listen if I tell her to stop." I told her while still walking.
Soon we all make it to the woods where Chris starts talking, and for some reason is wearing an army hat.
"Alright campers, let's welcome back our exiled Hamster, Lindsay." He said as Chef droved up in a jeep with Lindsay in it.
"Hey Lindsay, how was boney Island?" Zoey asked her as the heroes went up to Lindsay.
"It was great! Me and the Yeti had a blast" I've seen lots of things on this show but going to a cursed island to party with a yeti was a new one. Soon Lindsay had collapsed onto the ground looking exhausted.
"But I'm like sooo exhausted."
"Don't worry Lindsay, we brought you food." Mike told her as he, Zoey, Cameron, and Sam gave her some food.
"Aww thanks guys." She said as she started munching on some bacon.
I noticed Courtney was the only one who didn't give her anything. Honestly, I'm not too surprised.
After Chris explained the challenge I heard Heather complaining to Jo.
"You know who could outrun the hamsters even with a headstart? Lightning! Way to go Jo!" I heard the queen be yell.
"We all voted for him remember?!" Jo fired back.
" We may not need to worry." Alejandro said as he pointed towards the heroes. Lindsay looked real tired and collapsed as the heros were running with thier headstart. I felt bad for her.
Mike and Sam were helping her walk. Gwen saw it to as she was smiling at them. "Now that's teamwork." She happily sighed. Then Heather came up to her saying how she thinks Gwen is hurting Courtney on purpose.
"What?! But I didn't do any of that on purpose! And Duncan was the one who activated the trap." She frantically complained.
Wait, wasn't it Courtney who set off the trap? "Um actually-" I started to say but Heather cut me off.
"Suuure." She slyly said while winking and elbowing Gwen. The egotistic host guy whose name rhyme with Chris then told us to go. Well, not without "accidentally" shooting a leech at Scott's head. I hurried and pulled it off and we started running.
"They're taking the path on the left." I said point towards the heroes.
"Then lets go right. Maybe we can cut them off." Gwen told the team as they all obliged with Heather, Jo and Alejandro praising (or in other words kissing up to my girl to get our votes for them selves like someone running for mayor) the team as we took the other path.
Me and Scott were at the front of the group when he whispered to me "Talk about kiss ups." Couldn't be more right my friend. "Yep, but I know Gwen won't fall for it." I whispered back at him.
"Hey look, I see the big create!" I informed the team. Sure enough the create was just ahead. I saw the heroes running up to it too, but I got there first and blocked them off as the rest of my team caught up to me.
"Woah where'd they come from?" I heard multiple man say in bewilderment.
"Haha, gotta be faster than that." I told them as Heather blew a raspberry.
As the heroes went for the small create, and Courtney flipping me off, we opened the big create to see some leech guns and a cannon.
"I'll take the cannon!" Me, Heather, Jo, and Scott said at the same time before glaring at one another. "No I'll take the cannon! Ugh."
Alejandro then being a suck up again. "We use it as a team, right Gwen?
Then Heather.
"Obviously"
Then Jo.
"That's what I was going to say. Go vultures." Que eye roll.
"Ya you guys are right. We need to stop attacking each other and start attacking the others. FIRE THE CANNON!" Gwen happily said as Scott happily obeyed as he fired the cannon hitting someone. Too bad it was a camera man instead of a hero, or Courtney.
"Opps... hehe." He nervously laughed.
"Guess we were too in the moment. Let's just get in the woods and hunt down the others." I spoke up as we all started walking with Jo, Gwen, Scott, and me pushing the cannon with the evil lovebirds/enemies trailed behind.
About 10 minutes later Gwen told us to stop. "We're easy targets like this. Let's ditch the cannon."
Jo however didn't like that idea. "No wat, I didn't even get to use it yet. Isn't that right sweetheart?" She said as she hugged the cannon. Que internal gagging.
"Anyway, we should split up." My goth goddess said. (Author: Goth goddess? Hahahahahaha!
Duncan: Shut up and let me narrate my thoughts.)
Also que kissing up.
"Agreed, I'll go with our goth senorita."
"No, I'm going with Gwen. I've known her longer."
"As if I'm letting queen bee and el numb legs go with Gwen." To add injury to insult, Alejandro was struck in the butt with a leech. Ha, haha.
"Gah, I'm hit." The claimed arch villain shrieked as he collapsed. Zoey soon popped up from a bush.
"Sorry, but not really." She yelled as she ran off from the shots being fired from Heather and Gwen. Scott and I didn't want to shoot Zoey for our own reasons. I soon heard the cannon shot and looked to see Scott covered all over in leeches.
"Aw come on!" He exclaims as he falls to the ground. We looked behind to see Jo at the cannon as Chris's voice was heard.
"And that's 2 for the heroes, 0 for the villains."
"But Zoey only hit Alejandro." I yelled in which he responds "Friendly fire counts." He said as we glared at Jo.
"What? Shark bait got in the way?!"
"You can take your excuses and shove them up your-" Heather started to rant before being shot in the head. "Gah! In the hair?! Really?!" We turn around to see Mike behind a tree. He ran away as we started shooting at him.
"Haha, make that 3 to 0." Chris's annoying voice she.
"Come on Gwen." I told her. "And why do you get to go with Gwen?!" Jo's voice ranged behind me. "Uh she's my girlfriend remember?" I shot back at her as I ran off with Gwen.
I remember the first time I upset her with saying that I thought she was hurting Courtney in purpose. So I'll take a different approach.
"Just pretend Mike is someone you hate and you'll clobber him in no time." Yep, nailed it.
"Someone I hate? You think I'm hurting Courtney on purpose too?!" She said in anger. That is not what I was expecting.
"What? No that's not what I-" But she cut me off.
"You seriously think I would be that vengeful?! You dont know me at all?!" We heard rustling in the bushes and turned around to see Sam.
"Haha, I've got ya now." He said before Gwen immediately pelted him with leeches before I can even ready my gun.
"Aww, game over." Sam muttered as he fell over.
"The villains luck out with a point, but it's still anyone's game." Thanks Chris we know. We soon heard whispering in the bushes. It sounded like Cameron. I hurried and shot him before he can do anything. He stumbled out of the bush covered in leeches.
"Maybe next time don't say your plans aloud when sneaking up on someone." I smugly told him. "Noted" He said before collapsing. "Now its 3-2 heroes." I swear I'm gonna cut out his vocal cords.
"Come on Duncan. We're going to find Courtney and apologize to her."
"Are you sure that's a good idea? We're in the middle of a challenge. Plus she's not the forgiving type."
"Yes I'm sure now let's go." She's stubborn that's for sure.
We've been walking around for about 15 minutes when we came across Jo."Hey have you-" Gwen started to say before Jo cut her off. "Shh. Zoey is in those bushes." She says as she points her gun to the bush and fires.
"Gahh!" Zoey yelled as she sprung out of the bush. Jo took the time to taunt.
"Ha, gotcha. Now where's your dorky boyfriend?" Just then a leech was shot at her head. It came so fast and caught me by surprise that I whipped around and shot Mike multiple times without really thinking.
"Dah stop I'm out im out!" He frantically shouted, causing me to stop "Sorry dude. When you surprise a delinquent our reflexes kick in."
Hey it's true. One time at school my butthead principal from right behind yelled my name and I whipped around and punched him without thinking. It was a long detention, but a good day nonetheless.
"Its good." He said before falling. Course Jo had to open her mouth again. "Don't just stand there! Go get Courtney and Lindsay! I saw them in that cave over there."
"Thanks, let's go Duncan."
We got to the cave and started looking around. All was quite, too quite. Suddenly a leech came out and flew by my head. We looked to see Courtney and a tired Lindsay.
"This is going to be the highlight of my day." She then shot a leech at Gwen. I couldn't let that happen. So i did what any reasonable person would do in this situation, jump in front of the leech in a dramatic slow motion fall.
"Ha! Now THAT I enjoyed."
I sat up rubbing my head. "Gwen are you-" before I can continue Courtney started pelting me with leeches with my gun. There's nothing more embarrassing than having your own weapon being used against you. Ok so this show always proves that wrong.
"COURTNEY STOP!" But to no avail as she kept shooting. I think my protests woke up Lindsay. She saw what was happening and was shocked to say the least.
"Courtney stop he's hit already!" Lindsay yelled trying to get her to stop.
"You're right. Gotta save some leeches for Gwen." She said smiling evily. "Wait Courtney, I just wanna talk!" Gwen tried to reason. Key word, TRIED.
"Talk to the leeches gothie." She said as she started shooting again. Gwen quickly ducked behind a rock. She then came out pointing her gun. At me?
"Wait, I don't wanna hurt you. Look." She then shot me with her gun a couple times. "Oh come on!" I yelled in agony. "See" Gwen said ignoring my pain.
"As funny as that was, I still wanna shoot you."
"Well, I guess I have no choice but to shoot you." Gwen stated as she began blasting her gun. Courtney hurried to Lindsay and used her as a human shield. Gwen quickly stopped shooting at this. "You're using Lindsay as a human shield, seriously?!" I angrily said to Courtney, who just scoffed.
"It's called survival. Something Gwen won't be doing." Courtney then started pelting Gwen with leeches. Soon Chris's voice was heard.
"And the villains lose and the heroes win! Although some didn't act all so heroically, Courtney!"
"I said it's called survival!" Courtney then walked away with Gwen behind. "DON'T WALK BESIDE ME!" I heard Courtney yell. "Um Gwen, a little help?" I yelled out, but she kept walking. Maybe she didn't hear me. Luckily Lindsay came up to me.
"Omg are you ok Duncan?!" My blond friend asked in worry as she started picking off the leeches.
"Ya I'm ok. I've been through worse." I answered with a smug smile, but still in some pain. "I can't believe Gwen shot you though."
"Eh, she was just trying to get Courtney to forgive her. She probably didn't mean any harm." I said mostly trying to convince myself. Lindsay picked all the leeches off of me and I got up. Still kinda woozy.
"Thanks, now let's get back to camp.
Back at the camp I was walking to the boys cabin when I saw Scott sitting outside.
"Yo dude, you good after the cannon?"
"Ya I'm good. Woah what happened to you?"
(Duncan: One story later. Author: Hey that's my line! SpongeBob narrator: Actually that's MY line.)
"Woah, thats a lot. You good?"
"Ya just kinda woozy. I'll just sleep it off."
At the ceremony Chris started giving marshmallows.
"Duncan, Alejandro, Gwen, Scott." He tossed us the marshmallows. I was too tired to try and catch mine.
"Heather, ur on the chopping block for being a pain in the keister. And Jo, ur on the chopping block for being a pain in keister, who also shot her own teammate."
"Dirt boy should have moved!"
"And tonight's flushee is... Jo!"
"WHAT?!"
"But, before we get flushing, I wanna do a little re shuffling. Today, one villain acted more like a hero, and one hero acted more like a villain. So, pack your bags and switch your teams, Courtney and Duncan." And que surprised gasps.
"What?! But I don't want to be a villain!" Courtney whined. I however I didn't say anything this time.
"Yeah yeah yeah just do it!" Chris complained.
"Well, it was fun while it lasted. No use complaining about it." I gave Gwen a quick peck on the cheek and fist bumped Scott before walking to the heroes. When I was walking by Courtney I asked, "And did you really have to shoot me so many times?"
"Oh, that's going to be the least amount of pain you'll be feeling." She said in a spine chilling voice. She then kicked me in the kiwis. Needles to say, this day has been pretty painful from the mouse trap to here. As everyone either went to see Jo get flushed or went to the cabins, Lindsay came up to me.
"Are you ok?" She asked helping me up.
"I'll be alright."
"Come on, lets go back to the hotel so you can rest."
When we got to the hotel Lindsay lead me to a room where I can have for myself to rest.
"Are you sure you're ok Duncan?"
"Don't worry Lindsay, I'll be good by morning."
"Ok, I'll let you rest up. And I'll tell Zoey ur doing ok. She was also really worried when I told her what happened in the cave."
"Before you go, I have a question. Are YOU ok?"
"Of course why wouldn't I be?"
"I noticed a hint of sadness in ur eye since the ceremony started. What's wrong?"
"Oh, well it's just that I had found out that my makeup kit was some how smashed into pieces."
"What, really?!" Did he go after her makeup?
"Ya, I was pretty sad. But I'll be ok."
"I'm sorry to hear that Linds."
"It's ok Duncan. I can always get more. Well I'm gonna leave. Goodnight Duncan."
"Night Linds, and thanks."
"Anytime" She then left the room.
This day has certainly been something else. Courtney's still after my neck, Mal is at large, and Gwen isn't paying me much attention, even though I'm not doing anything wrong this time. Well, I'm too tired to think much of any of this so imma head to sleep. Let's hope tomorrow will be better than today.
I might just alternate between script and quotes.
