Danifan3000- Sorry guy but that ain't happening here. They'll just be basically best friends. Ya, I'm a sucker for friendships mire than relationships. I just wanted to clarify this so you won't expect them to be together in the future and then be disappointed to find out they not.
Ahh man that was a good night sleep. I looked around and found that I was the only one in the room. I looked towards one of the beds and froze. I saw a broken game guy.
"Aww man, it must be Sam's." I picked it up to see if maybe I could fix it, but it was as good as broke. I stuffed it in my pocket to show Sam later.
Soon I heard a knock on the door. When I opened it I saw Lindsay standing there with a big smile on her face.
"Morning Duncan!" She said in her usual bubbly tone.
"Morning Linds. Have you seen Sam anywhere?"
"Ya he's downstairs, why?"
"Well I found this on his bed." I took out the broken gam guy. Now thay I think about it, do people still play with those?
Lindsay gasped when she saw the broken game. "Oh my gosh, Ham's going to be like, so sad when he sees it.
"His name is Sam, but you're right. I'm gonna show it to him though, better sooner than later."
"Anyway, come downstairs, I wanna show you something." She stated grabbing my hand and covering my eyes. "But you have to close your eyes."
So I closed my eyes and she lead me downstairs. When we got down there I think I heard giggling and shushing. Also, do I smell cake?
"Ok, you can open your eyes now." When I did, I saw Lindsay, Zoey, Mike, and Sam all standing there with party hats on. The room was decorated like a birthday party, and Mike was holding a cake.
"Surprise! Welcome to the Heroes team Duncan!" They all shouted as Zoey slipped a party hat on me. Despite this being the second time this happened, I was still surprised.
"Wow. A party, didn't see that coming." I said still in some shock. "We wanted you to feel welcomed being on a different team." Mike told me giving me a pat on the back.
"Really? Well, thanks guys. I appreciate it." I said smiling at them which they returned.
Confessional Duncan
"Never had a welcome party before. But I gotta admit, I loved it. And the cake was like eating the happiest day of my life." I stated tearing up a little.
End of confessional
"Let's sing the welcome song by Celine Deion!" Sam said as my face froze. "NO! I mean thanks but that won't be necessary." I quickly said trying to cover up my fear. Changing the subject. "By the way Sam, I uhh, found this on your bed." I said taking out the broken game guy. Everyone, especially Sam, looked at it in shock.
"MY GAME GUY!" Sam snatched the game guy from my hand and tried turning it on. "No no no no no no no no no!" I saw Mike with a frightful and nervous look on his face.
Zoey put her hand on Sam's shoulder. "Sorry about your game Sam." "Maybe you can try to imagine being in a video game." Lindsay said trying to cheer him up. Next thing I noticed was Sam looking at us funny. "Ok, ha ha." Sam spoke
Confessional Duncan
"Man I miss my gothic babe and my farmer friend. Wonder how they're doing."
End of confessional
Soon Chris called us to a clearing for the challenge. Once we got there, we saw an obstacle course with giant pancakes.
"Ok contestants. Before we get started, let's bring back last night's exile, Cameron.
Chef dropped Cameron from a helicopter. And boy did he spell rank! He told us about how he got the scent of the most feared animal to gain respect from all animals.
"Not all animals." I said pinching my nose. Anywho I won't bore you with details. Pancakes bla bla bla obstacle course bla bla bla Chris adding the Salad Spinner thanks to Scott's big mouth bla bla bla. Wait! Did Scott just call Courtney pretty? Oh ya, forgot he gets a crush on her. I hope he knows what he's doing.
Lindsay goes first for for us, and Al goes for the villains. They both soon find some traps in the pancakes, and Lindsay sadly barfs from eating fish eyes. Cameron volunteered to go next, and I looked over and made eye contact with Gwen. I waved at her, but then Alejandro started complaining about the traps before Gwen got to do anything. Thanks eel.
It's been awhile and now the commercial break had just ended. Scott's stuck in one of the butts. Is it wrong that I find that hilarious? Anyway Chris called up a new eater for the heroes, and guess who's going. I'll give you a hint. He's handsome, tough, and great hair. No not Trent, its me.
"One side, I'll go next." I announced running to the pancakes and eating. I soon heard Mike and Sam cheering me on.
"This is kinda easy."
SNAP
Dang it
I lifted my head to find a mouse trap on my lips. I ripped off and it hurt like hell. "Why are they're so many mouse traps?!" I soon hear the heroes sound to stop eating and made my way towards the course. I bounced on a couple of bouncy butts, but I soon fell into the mud. "Arg, could this get any worst?!" I said rubbing my head. Right after I said that, one of the butts crushed me in mid bounce. There's a lesson here kids. Never ask if things can get any worst, or the universe will answer that with a painful challenge accepted.
After climbing back on the platform I see Gwen with bulging green cheeks. "Hey Gwen are you alright? You don't look too good." She just points to my lips. Touche.
Confessional Duncan
"I'm not one to care about my looks, but man. Do you see the size of these things. It looks like two worms having a street fight. And what's worst, this gave Courtney an excuse to laugh.
End of confessional
Now me and Gwen were on the rolling pins. As Chris stated, her face is giving off a new shade of green.
"Come on Gwen you can do it. Stay-" Before I could finish,she puked her guts out all over me and fell off the pins, while I just made it across. "Strong. Aw sick." I said trying to get Gwen guts off of me. Soon I stumble that rocket boot thing and got sent into the salad spinner. After about 7 seconds I stumbled out. I had given a thumbs up letting the team know I'm ok. "Man that was tough."
Confessional Duncan
"Normally I'd enjoy that thing if it was at some carnival or something, but it was spinning way to fast for me to even process anything."
End of confessional
Once I got back to the team I heard screaming. Turning around I saw Courtney covered with green jelly. Needless to say, along with Heather and Chris, I burst out laughing.
Confessional Duncan
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
End of confessional
By the time I stopped laughing, Mike was done eating and was about to run, until some dynamite blew him all the way in the salad spinner and got to skip the whole course. I'm kinda jealous right now. After a few seconds he fell out, but as soon as he did I noticed his hair falling over his eye. Mal!
Confessional Duncan
"I knew I recognized Mike from somewhere. He was in juvie only then his name was Mal. And he's BAD news. I need to be careful.
End of confessional
I watched as Mal pulled the lever down, and then it looked like he was laughing. Then he gasped and I assume that meant he turned back to Mike. Soon Courtney fell into the spinner and it started, but it was spinning much faster. Courtney soon went flying into the air. I know this was Mal's doing, but I still can't resist laughing. Hey, she laughed at me first. It's only fair.
"Now that was funny." I said wiping tears from my eyes. Chris told us that the villains are in the lead. "Enjoy the loser cabin tonight." Alejandro taunts. That woke up something in Sam.
"Oh, its not breakfast anymore Alejandro, its DINNERTIME!" I'm not sure if that sounded cool or dorky.
Sam ran up to Zoey and she tagged him. Of course, Heather had some complaints, but then Alejandro had her tag his boot. Yes, his boot.
Sam made a battle cry and then started to scarf down the pancakes. "Come on Sam you can do it." I noticed Mike looking at me. "It's nice to see you being a team player Duncan." Well atleast I know he's Mike right now. "Thanks." I simply said as I was watching Sam eat. Dude could give Owen a run for his money. Speaking of which.
"Yo Chris." I called walking over to Chris. "How come Owen isn't in this all star season he's basically the TD mascot."
"I know and believe me, I wanted him to be here too, but he and Noah were already doing some show called fashionista flip flop." I just looked at Chris bewildered.
"I know what you're thinking, and I have no idea how they let those two on the show. They have no fashion sense whatsoever. Would have been nice to have some of the other losers show up."
Scott then walked up to us. I guess he heard our conversation.
"If that's the case then why not have cameos like last season?"
"Hey! Thats a great idea. Why didn't I think if that sooner?"
"There's gonna be a lot of angry people at you dude." I told him. Judging by his wide open eyes I think he's just now realizing.
I looked back to the course as both Sam and Alejandro got kicked by the giant boot into the salad spinner. When it stopped spinning, we heard Sam groaning and crawling out. The heroes, including me, started cheering.
But Alejandro wasn't done yet. He grabbed Sam by the pants, earning him cheers from the villains. He was about to lift Sam, when a bee stung him on the cheek making him let go of Sam.
"Ahh, my sexy cheek!" He screamed as I started laughing.
"And the Heroes win! Again!"
We started cheering and going back to the cabins when me and Scott heard Courtney's cry for help.
"Uh I'm gonna help her down that tree." Scott told me. "Maybe you should take Gwen with you too." I had responded as I walked back to the cabins. While I have the chance I'm going to make a confessional about Mal.
Confessional Duncan
"Here's the thing. Mal could possibly take over Mike's body assuming that's what he did in juvie. So I gotta be able to tell whether he's Mike or not. It's been awhile since I've seen him in person so the only thing I remember about him is that his hair is always over his eye, and that he likes to whistle Hail of the Mountain King. I'll learn how to tell him and Mike apart the next time I see him.
End of confessional
By now it was time for elimination. As usual the winner are sitting in the peanut gallery.
"Listen up campers, for I have 3 announcements. First, Gwen didn't accidentally on purpose give Courtney an owie today." Chris said as I glared at him.
"The day's not over yet. For both of you." Courtney angrily responded to Gwen and me. Gwen slightly slumped as I rolled my eyes.
"2, for now one we'll be having camoes from old rookies and even older veterans."
"Wouldn't they be upset about that." Cameron pointed out.
"Ya, I was more than unhappy with being buried alive last season." Gwen angrily said crossing her arms."
"I don't know, I had fun last time I was here." I laughed remembering when I blew up Mount Chrismore.
"Ya, thanks for that. Now the interns gotta rebuild it." Chris angrily tells me as I just smirked. "Anyways the third and final thing is that after reviewing todays footage and laughing A LOT, turns out the heros didn't complete the challenge."
"What? But Sam finished the pancakes." Mike had pointed out.
"Sam, would you please stand up and turn over your pockets?"
Sam did what Chris said and two chunks of pancake fell out of his pockets. "I just saved some incase I had to go to boney Island. I'm sorry."
"Heroes forfeit, Villains win." Chris said as the villains started cheering and Scott and Courtney hugged in excitement, but then quickly separated.
Scott then volunteered for exile. Guess he really wants that idol. Anywho we voted and to no one's surprise, Sam was eliminated.
Well all headed back and as Mike passed me, I knew that I had to keep my guard up around him. I was also thinking about those cameos Chris was talking about. Wonder if I'd get to see my bros Geoff and DJ. Geoff maybe, DJ on the other hand, I don't think he'd want to come back.
I know this wasn't a very good chapter. The original episode was boring and Duncan barely had screen time on it so I didn't have much to work with. Not my fault.
