"After The Battle Is Over"
Rated T for Mild Language
Summary: A collection of drabbles showcasing made-up MK11 endings for characters outside the Mortal Kombat universe. From all types of media, witness how they'll change time after beating Kronika themselves.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Mortal Kombat franchise, especially the games and characters themselves. They are owned by WB Games, Ed Boon, John Tobias and Netherrealm Studios. Anyway, I was inspired by both Sonicfriend129 and TheBaneOfHumanity to do these drabbles myself, so all thanks goes to them! Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 14: Carl Brutananadilewski
Yeaaaaaaah, take that you bald bitch. No one messes with a Jersey boy quite like me. That Bobby Lashley looking p***k and that grass-looking hussy didn't do much for me either. They were nothing but easy money for the Carl-meister.
Now with those freaks out of the way, this hourglass was now mine to command. Oh, what to do with this snowglobe-lookin' thing was beyond me. I could practically go back to my time and all, but to be honest, there was no way I was gonna deal with that cup, fryman and that meatball back home. So what did I decide to do with the hourglass? It was simple.
I decided to stay here in Outworld where I can rule as their king and protector, of course! Plus, knowing how good-lookin' their women were, I've decided to make them my harem slaves. That way they can please King Carl and I wouldn't even get tired a bit. In a matter of time, I showed my own people all of the Earth's customs there was to handle. Thanks to me, I gave them television, strip clubs, sports cars, hot wings, football and some of the sweetest-looking smut that ever came from my Earth. We're the most happenin' place this side of Earthrealm, baby.
Oh, and about that cup, fryman and meatball I mentioned earlier? Well, I'm better off without them, so they're stuck on planet Earth where they frickin' belong. For me, I'm living the good life in Outworld as Carl Kahn. Stand and deliver, freaks! Now if you excuse me, I got Kitana and Jade waitin' for me at the jacuzzi. Something tells me I'm gonna get me some hot Edenian tail by the time this night's over. Yeaaaaaaah, TONIGHT!
Yep, that's Carl for ya. Number one in the Outworld hood, G. I'm not lying, I totally need to rewatch Aqua Teen Hunger Force if I get the chance. That was my awesome s**t back then.
Anyway, keep those requests for characters coming everyone. I swear, I'm having so much fun doing this. Make sure you R&R and leave a little feedback for the ol' Warriorman if you wish. OPA!
