Kirk was making his way down to Engineering, when he overheard some Ensigns talking among themselves.
Normally Kirk wouldn't earwig on the conversations that his crew had, but it was something one of them said which made him stop and listen.
"I can't believe there's a talking childish AI robot on the ship, who's a dam Lt!" One of them stated angrily.
It seemed his friends felt the same way, "He's not even meant to be on the ship, Star Fleet should just kick him off."
"Delta's just a glorified toy robot who has the ability to fly, what's even worse is that he works down in Engineering."
Kirk just listened in complete shock, he couldn't believe how disrespectful these Ensigns were being towards Delta.
He was just about to walk away, before he completely lost it. That was until one of the crew mentioned someone new.
"Then there's his creator, that girls been nothing but trouble since we left Earth. How many times has she been kidnapped?"
"Too many." His friend answered while rubbing his face, "Not to mention she calls the Captain by name, how disrespectful."
The two Ensigns when on and on, switching between moaning about Delta to Lexie. For several minutes.
By this point, Kirk had totally had enough. So he swiftly walked away, but he wasn't going to let them get away with that.
He swiftly made his way to Sick Bay and made a bee line for McCoy's office, where his friend was sat working.
"Hello Jim, how can I help you today?" McCoy asked, not bothering to look up from his work.
Kirk sat down across from the CMO and sighed, "What can you give me for a headache?"
"Spock doing your nut in again?" McCoy chuckled, "No, a pair of insolent Ensigns."
McCoy looked confused, "What are you going on about, Jim?"
Kirk quickly explained to McCoy what he had overheard, by the look on McCoy's face he was just as annoyed.
"They said WHAT?! About WHO?!" Kirk knew McCoy was being sarcastic, so didn't bother to repeat himself.
Kirk just nodded his head, "Believe me, I feel just as angry as you Bones. Fancy getting them back?"
McCoy's eyes glistened with excitement, never had Kirk seen his friend so excited about anything.
"Ok, let's do this! But, were going to need a bit of help. So, let go get Scotty, Pavel, and Sulu." Kirk called.
"Brilliant plan Jim! Let's go teach some childish Ensigns, a lesson."
The pair quickly scrambled off to collect their friends, so they could put their plan into action.
Needless to say that the others were more than happy to help out, mainly Scotty. He loved causing mayhem.
They waited until the two Ensigns were out of their quarters, where using McCoy's override code, Scotty and Pavel slipped in.
Heading straight to the bathroom in each one, beginning to mess about with their showers.
"This is going to be so funny, right Mr Scott?" Stated Chekov, "Aye lad, this will be a blast."
Soon their work was complete and all they had to do now, was wait till morning.
When Scotty was walking with Lexie and Delta, on their way to Engineering. They met two Ensigns coming the other way.
Lexie and Delta had to contain their laughter, both Ensigns had bright pink hair, along with slightly purple skin.
"What happened to them?" Asked Lexie as they passed by them, Scotty smiled as he wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
"Let's just say lassie, they'll never talk badly about a pair of Jim's best Lieutenants ever again."
Lexie was confused, along with Delta. But they just nodded and smiled, they got a good laugh out of it.
Needless to say, those Ensigns didn't talk badly about anyone again. But when another set did the same about Scotty.
Lexie was the one who over heard them, but she played out her plan on her own.
By hacking the Ensigns PADs, making it so they would yell at them every time it turned on. Which was funny, very funny.
Yet again, those officers didn't do it again and word spread quickly. Don't talk shit about anyone, on the Enterprise!
