Muriel is driving the truck home when suddenly a huge bug smashed into the windshield and Courage screamed.
SPLAT!
Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Francesca: It's the Jeeves Weevil!
The truck got him off and they stopped to see if he was all right.
Muriel: Oh my.
Weevil: Hello.
Francesca: Jeeves Weevil. You're looking well.
Bai Tza: You know this guy Francesca?
Courage: Know him? He tried to suck out all of Muriel's blood!
Lincoln: Is he like a vampire?
Earth: Weevil's aren't like that. They usually eat plants.
Laney: So this one is a carnivorous.
Weevil: Actually my dear I'm Omnivorous.
Laney: Oh.
Courage: We had this weevil at our farm before and he sucked the farmer dry and we turned him into soil.
Lana: Weird.
Courage: Yeah. I challenged him to a contest.
Weevil: Ah yes I remember that. We had a contest to decided who can eat the most awful food. We ate boiled broccoli and old rancid boiled broccoli.
Everyone: EEWWW!
Lana: Cool.
Laney: Only you would like a contest like that Lana.
Lana: Mm true.
Bai Tza: That is disgusting. I may be a demon but I know disgusting stuff when I see or hear it.
Weevil: True.
He then had his proboscis fly out and it latched onto Bai Tza's hand.
Weevil tries to suck out Bai Tza's blood. But he only gets bloated.
Bai Tza (smugly): Surprised? My blood is made out of water!
Lincoln: Wow! I guess you and your siblings have instead of blood like ours you have the elemental forces of nature flowing.
Bai Tza: That's right Lincoln.
Lana: I wonder what would happen if this weevil sucked out Po Kong's blood.
Bai Tza: He would explode all over the place because it would be like he swallowed a mountain.
Earth: Weird. I wonder what the blood of the rest of your siblings would do to him.
They had their own thoughts and it went as follows:
SHENDU - Weevil Incinerates
HSI WU - Shredded Apart
XIAO FUNG - Inflates Like a Balloon and Pops
TSO LAN - Implodes
PAI GON - Turn to Stone
TCHANG ZU - Electrocuted
Lincoln: That's an unusual set of thoughts we had huh?
Lana: No kidding.
Weevil: Let's see how you all do against the likes of me!
But he was too bloated to move.
Bai Tza: My water makes him too bloated.
Francesca: Just what I was thinking.
Bai Tza: Guys, let's finish him off while he's bloated!
Laney: Lets!
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at the weevil.
Lincoln: Shocking, isn't it?
Lana fired a blast of Ice Lightning at him and froze him.
Lana: Chill out, bug man!
Bai Tza: Lets squish him with our combo Lincoln.
Lincoln: You got it Bai Tza.
Bai Tza fired a blast of water and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning.
Bai Tza and Lightning: MAELSTROM STORM SQUISHER!
The water and lightning combined and formed into a huge spiked heeled boot and it squished the weevil with incredible force and splattered his blood and guts all over the ground.
SQUISH! SPLAT!
The weevils guts and blood splattered all over them.
Lincoln: EEWWW!
Lana liked them off.
Lana: (Slurp) Delicious.
Earth: You are one silly girl Lana.
Lana: Thanks Earth.
Francesca: That weevil is gone for good.
Then his spirit appeared and he got sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness.
They saw Nicole with the book.
Nicole: Hey guys.
Lincoln: Perfect timing as always Nicole.
Nicole: Yep.
The weevil will never terrorize them again.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete
Evil Weevil was a strange and gross episode. That weevil was a strange one and the way he had Courage eat gross food like that was funny. Rotten Broccoli would taste like puke! YUCK! NicoChan11 Gave me the the ideas in this one. Part 26 will be Mad Dog and his gang. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
