She Has a Basement?
By Tonks Lupin
A/N: this story is based on a dream I had recently, and two of my good friends were in it.
Tonks Lupin………………Will Turner ForgottenSoul77……. Elizabeth SwanOther Friend…………...Jack Sparrow
It was a cold and dark afternoon when Elizabeth, Will, and Jack were alone in Elizabeth's mansion Drinking Rum and having a great time when suddenly they heard banging and yelling outside. The trio ran outside to find Pirates trying to burn down the mansion! Elizabeth ran outside and ordered," Hey, Pirates, get over here and get in a singlefial line!" and they did so, What is she, go, wondered Will, both he and Jack were looking at each other in disbelief." Now follow me into the basement and don't get any ideas!" the pirates followed her in to the mansion, so did Will and Jack in amazement, She Has a Basement, pondered Will. Everyone followed Elizabeth like a heard of sheep into a down way staircase Will had not adventured into yet. The staircase went right, left, diagonally, back, and forth. Will followed the crowd down the stairs trying to get sight of Elizabeth and Jack but they weren't in the crowd. Finally he asked one of the Pirates, where are we going?" To the Swan's dungeon", she has a dungeon? Finally, the crowd came to a room was the pirates stuffed themselves into grimy jail cells, " How did you guys know how to get down here?" Will asked, " We've done this before," said the pirate who told him where they were going. Will gave them a confused look tilting his head to the side. He locked the cells securely he thought they were up to something. As soon as he left the dungeon he ran for his life, his heart pounding like crazy. Turning left and right through the maze of stairways, and after 5 min Yes! He thought to himself. The way out of the as only a few steps away. When he opened the door he found Elizabeth and Jack playing a card game. " How come none of these people are drinking rum?" Jack asked Elizabeth.
"Where were you guys", Will asked.
" We got lost" answered Elizabeth.
" This is your house!", Will complained.
" Well it's big" said Elizabeth.
" She's got a point, one day I was looking for the bathroom and I found this room full of eyebrow less people!" said Jack still concentrating on finding some sign of rum in one of the queen King's hands. Will and Elizabeth looked at each other and blinked.
"So while I was worrying about those pirates getting away you were playing cards?" Will asked in disbelief. There was a few minutes of silents, suddenly Jack looked away from his hand of cards and piped" Yup, that about sums it up". Will turned to Elizabeth," I think they're up to something. When I was down there they went along with everything I told them to do."
" didn't two people die in your basement?", asked Jack, not hearing what Will had just said.
" Yeah, they were trying to escape", said Elizabeth casually.
Will's eyes widened ," So you left me down there all alone!"
" Welcome to the Caribbean my friend", said Jack.
" You guys are impossible", said Will with his hand holding his forehead.
Jack ignores Will," Now back to the story with the prisoners my love". Suddenly two corps appears.
" Oh my, it's the cruse of the black plague!" Yelled Will ripping out his sword.
Jack states calmly," Pearl, curse of the black Pearl."
"Actually those are my friends, you know the ones who died in my basement." Said Elizabeth.
" Will sniffs them " UGH, they smell terrible."
