All sweat drops
"Just behave yourself," says Sasuke, "or you'll find yourself boiling in your own ramen."
"Please, Naruto," says a pleading Sakura, "don't make a scene in front of the other ninja."
Sasuke opens the door.
"Hey, Sasuke," says Temari calmly, "I hope we didn't come too early. The Sand Village is a ways away, so we left kinda early."
"It's fine," says Sasuke, letting her and Gaara in.
"Hey, Gaara, say hi!" says Temari, nudging Gaara with her elbow. He was staring into space.
"Oh, right. Hello, Sasuke," says Gaara, in a challenging tone.
"Hello, Gaara," says Sasuke, in a way that is just as competitive.
Gaara looks at some dark blue flowers in the corner. The flowers wilt immediately.
"I told you you should've come without the mascara," says Temari jokingly.
"So, where's your 3rd squad member?" asks Sasuke.
"Oh, he decided not to come for personal reasons. I think it's best that he didn't come, anyway. Might have scared off some guests with that corpse on his back." Temari glances into the corner in a cautious sort of way.
Even Gaara and Temari are panting after putting their gifts down with the others.'(They had to walk the distance of Sasuke's house.)
Waiting for the rest of the guests, the group is found in the living room, playing a friendly game of Dai Fugo Dai Hin Min!
"Revolution," declares Naruto, who is actually doing good at the game.
"DUUUDE!" shouts Gaara unexpectedly.
Severe moment of silence
Authors: Gaara! Stick to the script! You're supposed to be cool and serious. I repeat, COOL AND SERIOUS! Don't ruin your reputation nowww!
"Sorry! I guess it kinda slipped," says Gaara, whose pale skin became redder than his hair. "Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah! reads script "Hmph."
All of a sudden
"Reverse revolution," says Sasuke.
"Whaaat!" screams Naruto. "No fair! You always beat me at everything!"
"That's not true, Naruto," says Kakashi. "You beat Sasuke at being the number one hyperactive knuckle-headed ninja…sigh which, in turn, also makes you the most annoying."
"Ya see what I mean?" says Naruto argumentally. "Everything!"
"Loser," say Sasuke and Gaara at the same time.
"JINX!" shouts out Sakura happily.
Everyone stares at her
"Sorry, I guess I got carried away," says a blushing Sakura who was now as pink as her hair.
Sakura's inner self: "Sakura, you idiot! You're just making yourself look bad in front of Sasuke. Cha!"
"Let's get on with the game, shall we?" says Kakashi. "I've got a good hand"---
POOF
