It starts at the Estate. I was in the attic looking through some things when I stumbled onto a box.

Me: Hey what's this?

I pull down the box and in it was my old toys.

Me: Hey it's my Aliens toys. (To the Viewers) These toys were given to me as a hand-me-down from my sister Jayme. She used to play with them all the time when she was younger.

I take the box down to the living room.


In our interrogation room Kevin (EEnE), Duncan, Casey and Francis were interrogating a member of the Purple Dragons.

Kevin (Ed, Edd N Eddy): Alright, dirtbag! Tell us about Hun!

Thug: I don't know everything about him myself. Some people say that he grew up in a bad neighborhood. Others say he's an ex military officer gone rogue. Me? I think he's always been a crime boss before joining the Shredder.

Duncan: We want facts, not folk tales! What's he up to?

Thug: He plans to ship out all the weapons that we have packaged all over the world. That way, the Purple Dragons will be able to take over the world by storm!

Francis: Alright. Where is he now?

Thug: Oh no! I'm done talking! Hun's a merciless boss, man! I squeal and I end up in a body bag!

Casey: If you don't squeal, we could all end up in body bags!

Duncan: So tell us or else!

Thug: Okay! He's over at our hideout in an alley in an underground chamber! He's getting everyone ready for a big attack!

Casey: Where is it at?

Thug: Between the jewelry shop and the library.

Casey: You've been helpful. Get him outta here.

The police took him away.

Casey: Now we can go kill every single one of the Purple Dragons.


In the living room I brought the box in.

Me: Hey guys I have something awesome for us.

Lincoln: What is it J.D.?

Me: This box is full of toys my sister handed down to me. Look.

I pull out my Aliens toys.

Lincoln: Wow! Are those toys from?

Me: Yep. These toys are from the movie Aliens. They are action figures. And I figured we could play together.

Laney: This is so cool!

Lana: It sure is.

Me: Lets see how strong they are when Ace Savvy faces them.

I had my octopus arms ready and Newt was Ellen and Hicks. Lincoln and his sisters and Clyde were Ace Savvy, One-Eye Jack and the Full House Gang.

In the comic book world it was gonna be a rough fight we were fighting our toys. I was imitating the screeching and roaring of the Xenomorphs.

Ellen: Hey that is really good J.D.

She was reading the newspaper.

Me: Thanks Ellen. How are you feeling after what happened?

Ellen: Much better J.D. It'll take some time to get back on our feet but it's great to be safe from the Xenomorphs.

Me: You said it. But Cody is the real hero.

Cody: Why me J.D.?

Me: Because you told us what the Xenomorphs were and you told us how they live and all that.

Cody: Well I can't argue with that.


In Megan's room, Megan was talking to Cornelia.

Cornelia: So, Duncan, Francis, Casey, and Kevin are forming their own gang to fight back against the Purple Dragons?

Megan: Yep. Casey says it's going to be a temporary gang until the Purple Dragons are defeated. But just in case, me and Jen are going with them to make sure they're safe.

Cornelia: Good thinking. Good luck against those thugs, Megan.

Megan: Thanks. I'm going to need it. The Purple Dragons are the most dangerous and most ruthless and brutal gang in all of Gotham Royal York.

Cornelia: Whoa! If they are that bad then you're gonna need all the help you can get.

Megan: Good thinking. Thanks Cornelia. (Hangs up) Time to get ready.


Back in the living room we were still playing with our toys when Casey came in.

Casey: Hey guys.

Duncan: We got news for you guys about the Purple Dragons.

Me: What do you got?

Duncan: Hun and the Purple Dragons are planning to take over the world by shipping all kinds of weapons all over the world. The thug we interrogated says it'll help them take over the world by storm.

Casey: That's right.

Me: We have to stop them at all costs.

Casey: We called ourselves a temporary gang called the Antipode Club.

Varie: Nice name.

Me: Well lets get them guys.

Everyone: YEAH!

Duncan: Check out the flag we made.

Duncan showed us a black flag and in it was the Purple Dragon symbol and a no sign was over it.

Me: That flag is awesome guys! It's perfect. Lets roll!

We set out for the heart of the city.


Two of Hun's purple dragons were watching a Youtube video where Peter Griffin is dancing to Surfin Bird. The two of them were laughing when Hun came into the room.

Hun: What do you two think you're doing?

Purple Dragon #1: Nothing, boss.

Purple Dragon #2 (minimizes the window): Yeah. We're just taking a break.

Hun: Well, if you want to take A BREAK, then WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY! YOU AREN'T PAID TO WATCH VIDEOS WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE WORKING! SAVE THE VIDEO WATCHING FOR YOUR OFF TIME. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Both Purple Dragons: YES, BOSS!

Hun: NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

Both: RIGHT AWAY, BOSS! (they both get back to work)

They went out to the alley and they saw Jen in new biker clothes.

Purple Dragon 1: Hey babe. Looking hot.

Jen: Don't call me babe buster.

She punches him in the face and she saw his Purple Dragon mark.

Jen: You're one of the Purple Dragons.

Purple Dragon 2: That's right. Now you come quietly or things are gonna get ugly for you.

Jen (takes off her black jacket and her black sunglasses): I don't want my jacket and sunglasses getting destroyed during my transformation! (screams in pain)

Jen's height increased as her clothes got tight. Her purple and green shirt stretched to its limits before it ripped to shreds. Her legs got stronger as her growing feet ripped out of her brown bicycle boots. Her blue jeans tore off and fell to the ground in a pile. Jen could feel her humanity fading away as her She Hulk side came out.

Jen (her muscles increase): TIME FOR ME TO HULK ON OUT!

It seemed as though Jen was finished transforming only for her hair to get longer. It turned green along with her skin. With that, She Hulk stood in the spot where Jennifer Walters was before and roared to the heavens.

She-Hulk: You picked the wrong lady to mess with.

She pounded and pulverized the two Purple Dragons into dust and beat them practically to death.

We all arrived and killed them in a blast of fire.

Me: Scratch two Purple Dragons.

She Hulk closed her eyes and screamed in pain. Her height decreased as her legs got smaller. Her feet shrank as She Hulk felt her humanity come back.

Jen: I just hope my jacket and sunglasses are ok.

It seemed as though She Hulk was finished transforming only for her hair to get shorter. It turned back to black as her skin reverted back to its original color. With that, Jennifer Walters stood in the spot where She Hulk was before and braced herself on the wall.

Megan (concerned): Does the transformation really hurt that much?

Jen: I'm gonna need to get used to it over time.

Me: We'll figure something out Jen.

Maria gave her back her coat and sunglasses.

Jen: Thanks Maria.

Me: We got a nest of Purple Dragons to kill.

Raph: Lets get those clods.

Me: Lets go!

We went down the alley the thug said and Casey searched for a button and he found one on the wall and a door opened up.

Me: This is it guys. We slay the Purple Dragons.

We went into the hideout and in a big room we saw all of the Purple Dragons gathered together and Hun was giving a speech.

Me: Here we go guys. Let the skies rain Purple Dragon blood.

We had energy blasts ready.

Hun: And we're gonna kill anyone tha...

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blew apart the wall and sent most of the Purple Dragons flying and they crashed into the wall behind Hun. We jumped out of the flames and stood ready to fight them.

Me: You dragons have tormented the entirety of our city for far too long! It's time for you all to die!

We had our flag ready and it showed that we were there to destroy ALL of the Purple Dragons.

Leo: I just hope all of this is worth getting killed, Hun.

Hun: The chance to kill you freaks is always worth it.

Donnie: I don't get it. You found out that the Shredder was an Utrom before. So why still work for him?

Hun (smirks): The Shredder and I share a common interest: a hatred of you Turtles!

Me: After we kill all of you we're gonna make the Shredder pay for everything he has done to this planet and kill him too.

Laney: So you all better say your prayers.

Me: Because we're sending you all straight to Hell! Lets kill them all!

We went at the Purple Dragons.

Hun: Get them!

The Purple Dragons charged at us.


WARNING: THIS BATTLE IS GONNA BE EXTREMELY GORY AND LOADED WITH CARNAGE! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!


We unsheathed our swords and the battle was extremely gruesome and savage. I slashed a man open and disemboweled him and lots of blood poured out of him as he was holding his intestines and I take my 50 Caliber gun and blew his entire head off his body. Splattering his blood and brain matter all over the floor and walls. Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted some men and it caused them to explode all over the place as blood, guts and gore. Lola fired numerous fireballs and they hit several men and caused them to explode. Splattering their blood and guts all over the floor and walls. Lana formed spiked ice balls and threw them and they flew at some of the men and women faster than cannonballs and they hit their chests and flew all the way through them with devastating force as they blew apart their insides and splattered them everywhere. Laney had her plants eat numerous men and women and spit out their blood and guts and they fired acid and melted them until they were piles of slop. Red Hood threw shuriken at the men and stabbed their heads and he pulled out a dagger and slashed their heads off and squished them. Splattering blood and brain matter everywhere on the floor. The Punisher was blasting their heads off with his guns and slashed their heads off with knives and squishing them as well.

Duncan (stabs goons with hook): YOU WANT SOME OF THIS! OH, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE SOME TOO?! HOW ABOUT YOU?!

Duncan was killing Purple Dragons left and right.

Red Hood (kills goons with pistol): I hope all of the Purple Dragons in New York are in this building!

Punisher (shoots goons with guns): These scum remind me of the Kingpin's men, but more dumber.

Red Hood: Lets use a combo on them Frank.

Punisher: You got it Jason.

They combined their daggers together into a deadly drill.

Punisher and Red Hood: CARNAGE DRILL SHREDDER!

They ran at several Purple Dragons and their attack shredded them apart and splattered their blood and guts all over the place. Megan fired Hyperbeam Blasts and blew apart numerous men and women and splattered them all over the place. She did a Screw Attack and splattered them all over. It was raining blood and guts everywhere. WarKevin was smashing skulls and heads all over and bashing his fists all the way through several peoples heads.

Megan (bullets bounce off harmlessly off of her suit): Wasting your ammo, fellas! This suit can't be hurt by bullets!

WarKevin: Lets use a combo on them Megan.

Megan: You got it Kevin.

Megan morphed into a ball and Kevin formed a lightning rope from his repulsers and hooked it onto Megan.

Megan and WarKevin: ENERGY HAMMER-THROW WRECKING BALL!

WarKevin swung Megan in her ball form around and smashed the men and women and splattered their blood and guts all over the place.

Casey was slashing apart numerous Purple Dragons and splattering their guts everywhere and She Hulk was smashing her fists through them and killing them. But they just kept on coming.

She Hulk: Lets use our combo Casey.

Casey: You got it!

Casey held out 2 Hockey sticks and She-Hulk ran. Casey was on her shoulders and they ran fast.

Casey and She Hulk: BEHEADING CLOTHESLINE SLASHER!

They both slashed numerous heads off.

I was slashing numerous men and women apart and blowing them all apart at a vicious rate.

Me: You Purple Dragons make me sick!

BANG! SLASH!

I was bisecting them, beheading them and slashing them and blowing them apart at a powerful rate and Francis was punching kicking and incinerating them at a powerful rate. There was only a few of the Purple Dragons left.

Francis: Lets finish them with our combo.

Me: You got it Francis. Hun is mine.

Francis: Right!

Francis and Me fired blasts of fire at the remaining members of the Purple Dragons.

Me and Francis: WRATH OF THE FIRE DRAGON!

The blasts of fire combined and turned into a powerful dragon made of pure fire and incinerated all of the members of the Purple Dragons into nothing but ash and incinerated all the dead members we killed. All that was left was Hun.

Me: Now it's just you and me Hun. You will pay for everything you've done you heartless monster!

Hun: As it was decided. You ruined everything we did.

Me: SHUT UP YOU (CENSORED)!

I go Super Angel.

Me: Now you die!

We went at eachother yelling at the top of our lungs. We crashed into each other and engaged in a brutal and ferocious fistfight. I punched Hun in the face and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and chopped him in the arm and broke it. But he was strong and he punched me in the mouth and knocked out some of my teeth and punched me in the stomach and kicked me in the face and he went at me and punched me in the stomach with devastating force. I belched out a lot of blood onto his face and it burned him.

?: Let me help you J.D.

We saw a woman come and it was Mari McCabe A.K.A. Vixen.

Me: (Spits out blood) Mari McCabe A.K.A. Vixen. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Vixen: You too J.D. The Justice League told me so much about you.

Me: I had a feeling they did.

Vixen: Let me do some damage.

She activated her charm and she had the strength of 10 elephants and she punched Hun all over and he belched up a huge amount of blood. She activated the speed of a cheetah and went at him with incredible speed and kicked him in the face.

I got up and kicked him in the face and punched him in the face and grabbed him and threw him through the wall.

Then Hun got up and mercilessly and ruthlessly pulverized me into next week. (Think of how Kid Buu mercilessly pulverized Vegeta in Dragonball Z)

He bashed me in the back of the head and mercilessly punched and kicked me all over and thrashed me everywhere.

Raph punched Hun off me.

Raph (hits Hun with sais): I'm really gonna enjoy watching the others kill you, Hun! You had it coming for a long time!

Hun ran and got passed Raph and went at me.

He punched me again and got his hands around my neck.

Hun (starts to choke me): Any last words, Knudson?!

Me: (Choking) Just 7...

I plunge my hand deep into his chest and he screamed in pain as I grabbed his heart and rip it right out of his body as it was still beating.

Me: GO (CENSORED) YOURSELF AND BURN IN HELL!

I crush the heart and it exploded all over the place and Casey used his Hockey Stick as a makeshift scythe and slashed Hun's head off and killed him instantly.

Casey (to Hun's dead corpse): That was for my father, you scumbag!

Hun's headless and heartless body fell onto me.

Me: (moves Hun's dead body off of him) Cutting a little close, don't you think, Casey?

Casey: Oh, c'mon! I couldn't find any nearby guns. I had to improvise!

Me: Yeah. That takes care of the Purple Dragons. Their reign of terror has been silenced forever.

Donny: You said it.

Laney: We practically turned their whole hideout into a sea of blood.

Me: No kidding.

My accelerated healing made me better in an instant. I fired a blast of fire and incinerated Hun.

Francis: Ok, now that Hun's dead, we can officially disband the Antipode Club.

Kevin: Not necessarily. It should be on hold for now. After all, Francis, you are still a part of the Redemption Squad.

Duncan: But if another gang like the Purple Dragons shows up, the Antipode Club will definitely return!

Then the spirits of Hun and all of the Purple Dragons appeared.

Hun: You will pay for everything you did to us!

Nicole: I don't think so you scum!

Nicole appeared and she pulled out the Book of Vile Darkness.

Nicole: You all are not welcome here on Earth or in the Afterlife! (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!

Their evil spirits were sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness and sealed into it for all eternity.

Me: Enjoy the darkness Hun.

I then picked up Hun's severed head and skewer it with our flag and then I took the flag to the police station and we showed them what we did.

Me: Hey chief. I think you all will be happy to know that all of the Purple Dragons have been killed by us.

Our clothes were torn and shredded but it was all worth it.

Chief: I can't believe it!

Officer 1: The Purple Dragons are dead!

Officer 2: Good riddance!

They cheered for all of us.

Chief: Great job Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Well done. We've been trying to kill the Purple Dragons for years. They are just as bad as all the terrorists we killed over the years.

Me: Wow! It looks like we did you all a favor.

Chief: You certainly did. Well done guys.

Me: Thanks Chief.

We made a replica of the flag and a plaster head and put it in our backyard next to our golden Saluk statue. Casey had gotten his justice for his father and the Purple Dragons had all been silenced forever.

BURN IN HELL PURPLE DRAGONS!

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete

The Purple Dragons of 2003's TMNT were the most ruthless and most dangerous gang of all time and they were so bad that they make even gangs and terrorists all over the world look like saints compared to them. I'm glad they are dead. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man. As usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.