This chapter has been edited and re-edited so there is no more mistakes...I think

A/N: this fic will basically have an OC train Naruto but in this case more or less try to kill him first. And since I'm in a bad mood at the moment Naruto is going to having a bad day. Also since this is MY fic I'll decide when the Sand/Sound War begins. Any complaints are welcome but have to have good reasoning. Review on end plz. I've had five or more stories and oddly enough I only got reviews for only ONE and I mean ONE fanfic, otherwise it's Zero or if I am really, really, really lucky I get one review out of over a hundred hits...its depressing, well to me it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Pairing: Don't know yet.

Around dawn a person stood at the gates of Konoha with the guards there saying, "If you have no reas-"

The guard didn't finish as he and the other guard were killed, obviously that person was not to be reasoned with. She walked through the gates and walked over to the Hokage tower. Once inside she was standing in front of the Hokage and a few Anbu that were behind her. The Hokage glared at her and said, "You are a missing Ninja if I remember it correctly Kairi-san. Why have you come back now and right into my office nonetheless."

Kairi's eye twitched and she replied, "Because you imbecile, moron. I hate having your moronic Hunter's on my ass like fly's. Plus I got bored with traveling. Arrest me if ya want I don't care any mo-" She was interrupted as a blonde haired kid burst from the doors telling the Hokage something. Kairi picked him up and stuck her face right in front of his and said, "Uzumaki-san...Why do I keep remembering your damnable name...Demon container also eh. Oh well, you'll have to wait your turn to talk, shorty." She threw him behind her on the couch and continued, "Anyways before blondie rudely interrupted me, I do not care if you arrest me or kill me but hell stop sending your weak hunter's after me...It's insulting to what's left of my skills."

Naruto glared at her from behind while he just sat on the couch and examined her clothing. She wore stuff he never seen before and obviously didn't care about how she dressed seeing as how she had an odd assortment of clothes on, Naruto noticed her hair was a shade of yellow but looked more white than yellow. Naruto grimaced at he noticed alot of circle like crystals and books hanging from her pack. One thought registered in his head, 'I don't like her.'

Sarutobi closed his eyes and thought everything over and thought, 'why don't people leave me alone. I have never-ending paperwork to do.' He shook his head and said, "If you promise not to run off again and not to kill anyone else. I allow you to either be a ninja for Konoha or do what you want."

Kairi glared and replied, "Agreed. Though if anyone attacks me...let's just say nothing will be left for the grave. Now...know any good hotels near here?" Naruto and a few of the other Anbu guards laughed at her question. She glared at each of them, "What do I sound funny to you, or do you all have a death wish today." They all got quiet.

Naruto spoke up and said, "There's one down the street, now leave I wanna talk to the old man." Though it was more of an order, Kairi turned around and walked over to him and picked him up again.

Kairi looked over at the Hokage and stated, "I'm having a talk with him...don't worry he won't be hurt." With a grumbling, moving and argueing Naruto she left. Once out of the range of the tower, "Much anyways." She smiled and stopped on top of a roof top and put him down.

Naruto glared at her and shouted, "Why'd you bring me with you!" Naruto could tell that she was biting her lip in restraint.

Calmly Kairi said, "Shut up or I will make this roof top red with your blood, Trust me when I say not even your all powerful Hokage-teme could stop me if I felt like killing everyone in the damn village." Naruto went wide eyed and closed his mouth from further outbursts. Kairi nodded and continued, "I brought you because, one: the Hokage has other matters to do other than to talk with you all day long. Two: You. Are. My. Tour. Guide...I haven't been here in over 12 years. So you're showing me around." Naruto not really wanting to get on her bad side just nodded and started showing her around.

As they walked through town they walked in front of a flower and Kairi eyes lit up as she saw the store sign, Naruto shuddered, He didn't like the idea of going in there. But had no choice seeing after the tenth time trying to escape she put a leash of chakra around his neck and was dragged in.

Once inside Kairi dragged Naruto over to the counter, the girl giggled and Kairi said, "Tell your mother to come out please, Ino-san." Ino surprised that the woman knew her name and did as she was told.

Ino's mother came out and said with a smirk, "Kairi-san, and...Naruto-kun I presume. I haven't seen you in over a decade." Kairi let Naruto out of the Chakra leash.

Kairi looked at him and stated, "You're free...for now, Don't go to far, tour guide." Naruto glared as the other two women laughed at him. He just sat on the floor by the counter instead of wandering off.

After a few hours Naruto asked, "Are you done talking now or can I just go home?"

Kairi looked at him and answered, "Go home tiny, I'll probably be here almost all night." he relieved left the store and went home to a nice comfortable.

-()-Next Day-()-

(A/N: Nothing like torturing Naruto to get your anger away. Anyways how am I doing so far?)

Naruto woke up and jumped, frightened as he saw a wolf like thing standing in front of him and a few seconds later Kairi appeared and said, "Oh you're awake." she shrugged, "Before I explain my reason for being here. I'm going to tell you two things that no one will mention without dieing as the penalty for saying it." Naruto continued to stare at the wolf creature, but paid attention to her as well.

She smiled, "Good, first I plainly don't give a rat's ass since everyone knows in the village except the kids, but between you and I. Technically in every possible way of saying this...you are the demon of Konoha." Naruto's interest was lost. Kairi smirked, "Look I'll explain plain and simple as possible, You have the nine-taled demon fox in you sealed by the Yondaime who sacrificed his life for this shadow of a ninja village." Naruto nodded and went over to the window.

She yawned and Naruto said, "So I'm the Kyuubi?" she shook her head and smacked him creating a bump on his head.

"You don't understand." she rolled her eyes, "You have the damnable demon IN you. IT is not you. UNDERSTAND!" yelled Kairi causing Naruto to put his hands over his ears, and nodded, "Good."

"Yea so why are you in my house and what the hell is that wolf creature?" questioned Naruto staring at her.

She giggled and replied, "This my little dimwit is a Wylvan, And I'm here because I couldn't get in the hotel for...certain reasons." She smiled and scratched the back of her head.

Naruto looked at her and noticed a glint of evil in her eyes and she said, "Now time for your daily history lesson." Naruto groaned. Kairi pulled out a sketch of a big odd looking wolf and said, "What is this?"

Naruto getting a headache guessed, "A wolf."

She smacked him and replied, "No,"

He rubbed his head nursing the other bump and asked, "What is it then?"

"It's a Hollow Wolf." replied Kairi massaging her temples to keep herself calm.

"It's still a wolf, and what exactly is a Hollow wolf." stated Naruto preparing to be hit again.

Kairi silently laughed and answered, "The hollow wolf may have taken its name from its unusual profile. It is long of leg, with a stomach that hugs the beast's backbone and looks perpetually empty. But I favor the theory that the creature takes its name from its icy, soulless eyes. In the days of the mad Tsuchikage Harrill, the creature was hunted nearly to extinction. However, on an outing the Tsuchikage heard a chorus of their haunting voices, deeper and more resonant than those of their smaller cousins. "Ah, what beauteous music these wolves do make. Let their voices fill these mountains forever!" said he, banning the hunting of the creatures for nearly forty years, until the mountain was overrun. After his death, the hunt resumed. Indeed, entire armies were deployed in what became known as the "War of the Wolves."...Ok history lesson is over."

Naruto was a bit intrigued and asked, "More,"

"I said no more. Now I'll bug you tomorrow morning for another lesson...you get to class, stay there and pay attention...Meanwhile I'm cleaning this..." she looked around and tried to find the right word, and after a minute, "This trash covered stinkhole." Naruto glared at her and stalked off to the academy.

-()-Death's Gate-()-

A handful of people were fighting around a hellish doorway and one said, panting, "The Shadow's are breaking free, Take the sword and leave...head for Konoha and alert the Hok-" he was cut off as a demon sliced through him with a very big sword.

"Oh hell." groaned Hiro as he saw the demon cut down the man who was talking, "Of all the demons it has to be you..." he grabbed his sword and charged the demon and though it took awhile, it fell. Hiro grabbed the sword and was ordered to go to Konoha while they made a seal to hold the demons there for a little while.

-()-Back in Konoha, Academy-()-

"Your jounin sensei's should arrive after lunch." finished Iruka before he left the classroom.

Naruto sat there and fumed in his own head, 'man why do I get stuck with Sasuke-teme.' he got up and went outside for some fresh air. He stepped outside and sat on a bench and relaxed as possible as he could in a village that hated him. As he sat there he noticed a limping man in crimson armor with a blue sword rushing towards the Hokage Tower. Naruto shrugged and dismissed it, he has seen stranger things before.

An hour later he went back to class and waited for his instructor to arrive. Which wasn't long seeing that he was the first to arrive. Their sensei looked at each of them and said, "To the roof." and left.

-()-Rooftop-()-

(Irashi is wearing the usual jounin outfit)

The three got to the rooftop and their sensei said, "My name is Irashi. Now as the usual tradition tell me about yourselves."

"Like?" questioned Naruto.

"Dreams, hobbies, likes, dislikes, crap like that." answered Irashi patiently as he pointed at Naruto to start.

"Ok then, I like ramen, other stuff as well, I dislike the odd woman living with me at the moment (He doesn't know her name.), the three minutes that Ramen takes to cook, and Sasuke-teme. Hobbies are my own. My dream is to become the greatest Hokage." stated Naruto.

Irashi holding in his laughter said, "Good now you brooding child." Pointing at Sasuke

Sasuke replied, "I like almost nothing, I dislike almost everything, My hobbies are training. My ambition... is to kill a certain someone."

"Yes well, dispose of that last vendetta and just leave it be. Or you will die. Next." said Irashi with a bored expression across his face.

Sakura said, "I like..." she glanced over at Sasuke. "I dislike Naruto, and Ino-pig. My hobbies are..." (I don't know her hobbies so.) she glanced over at Sasuke. "My dream is to be married to..." she again glanced over at Sasuke.

'This...team has some...problems, big problems.' Irashi glanced at each of them and said, "Now I'll speak about myself. I like reading and dabbling in certain things. I dislike Traitors, and certain types of creatures. My hobbies are reading and hunting down...anyways I have no dreams." Irashi stretched his neck and yawned, "yes anyways, Now that this...team has been formed. Take note: We won't do D and C rank missions. We start at B rank miss-"

Sakura shouted, "What! We are Genin! WE don't do those missions!"

"DO NOT interrupt me, As I said we start with B rank missions." He paused for a few minutes, "Questions will now be accepted." finished Irashi looking at Sakura.

Naruto was the first and asked, "Why B ranked missions?"

"Good question. Technically I usually only take the B Rank missions when it deals with extractions, protections, escorting, and sometimes defending Important persons from assassins other wise I if bored take C Rank missions. Which you three will be joining me in doing. Each of you will have individual training...alone with the exception of my summons that will watch you." He took a deep breathe before continueing, "Now go home, rest and eat well I suppose, Your first mission starts tomorrow." he dismissed them.

Naruto started on his way to his home.

-()-Naruto's Home-()-

As Naruto entered his home he was immediatly blinded as someone knocked him on the head causing him to lose his connection with reality.

A few hours past and as he opened his eyes Naruto looked at the person who captured him, of course he was tied up and the person noticed that Naruto was awake and said, "Sorry child, I came here for one reason and one reason only. This doesn't concern you or your inmate."

"Why am I tied up then?" asked Naruto concerned about his own well being

"The woman that stayed with you last night, she does not show any emotions. But she showed you her emotions. That means something is wrong within this realm, She's not cold hearted any more and I have to find out what is wrong. Again I am sorry." replied the man.

"Why?" asked Naruto a bit interested.

He simply answered, "Retribution."

"Huh?"

"I'll explain it." said the man with a chuckle, "I am not driven by hatred. I am not driven by fear. I am not driven by desire, duty, or any rationale. I can no longer feel any of these. All that remains is Retribution; Cold and hard and final... Now be quiet death's mistress approaches." with that Naruto got quiet and watched as the man stood up a sword in hand faced the door.

Naruto thought, 'Death's mistress? what does he mean?'

The door opened revealing Kairi but soon the door had a large slash in it from the man attacking her. The door broke off the hinges and fell. Naruto watched as Kairi smirked and calmly said, "Ah, I see you've found me. How...careless of me to allow it. What is it that you wish."

The man gritted his teeth and growled out, "Your death. You started the breach in Death's gate and you will pay for it with your life. This realm will be overrun because of your actions. By order of the Mystic Knights I hereby sentence you to the Nine levels of hell." He steadied his sword for a swift stab to hit her in the chest.

"So be it then, as witness to this honorable deed, Naruto-san will be your witness to what happens here." and as the last words were said the man struck her in the chest and her body disappeared in a haze of black and purple dust.

He untied Naruto and said, "Do not speak of this to anyone. I take my leave now, sorry for interrupting your life. May heaven's light shine upon your chosen path." He then walked out and left a stunned Naruto sitting on the floor going over what happened.

Unknown to Naruto though, Kyuubi was sitting in his head watching this with amusement and laughing.

-()-Next day, Morning-()-

Naruto after probably he guessed of two hours of sleep woke up and stumbled into the shower and turned on the cold water, after the cold wake up call he got dressed and headed to the Hokage tower.

Once at the tower he was greeted by his sensei who had already gained a mission and another hours both Sakura and Sasuke arrived. Irashi spoke up and stated, "Right, this is a defensive Mission we are to go to the Hyuuga estate and protect the personage, Hyuuga Hanabi from an assassination attempt, much against Hyuuga elders arguements, we are to be the ones to do it. Now get whatever you need and meet me at the front gates to there in 12 hours and 45 minutes." with that they left.

Naruto quickly got to his home and scurried around his apartment for his equipment, while going through his apartment he came upon one of the Wylvan that the woman had with her and said to it, "Do you know where my equipment is?" It looked at him and pointed to a cabinet in the living room. "Thanks." and he ran over to it.

He opened it and his equipment fell on top of him, earning a chuckle from the wolf creature in the other room. Naruto looked through it. He found what he didn't exactly expect he found a blue tinged sword but it didn't look quite finished as the top of it looked like a snake's tongue did. He shrugged and decided to see what his sensei would say about it and brought it with him after he collected what he needed.

-()-Outside of the Hyuuga Compound-()-

Once they all arrived they were lead to a chamber where they had Hanabi and once left alone Irashi said, "Right, Sasuke-kohai you have first watch. You bright orange fellow, change into these." He handed Naruto some dark colored clothes. "Sakura-kohai just relax."

Naruto before going to change showed the sword to Irashi and as Irashi examined it Naruto went to change. Naruto came out and was still in a jumpsuit but it was pure black except some parts and stripes appeared in orange. "It's not completely orange but I still like it." exclaimed Naruto causing Irashi to look at him and shake his head.

Irashi resumed examining the sword; The handle of the sword has a carving of a skull at the bottom on the grip there are a number of runes, above the handle are bat wings, and a carved skull above the wings with sapphires in the eyes, and the blade also has runes carved across it and sapphires placed into the carvings and is shaped like a snake's tongue, and the blade was tinged a very light shade of blue.

Irashi looked at Naruto and stated, "This Naruto-kohai is The Blade of Death. Only one person I know of has this sword and it's one of a kind, Though he's long dead and even in death would never give this demon forged sword to another mortal for it carries a curse of a certain kind, but the curse doesn't exist anymore on this sword. So it is safe to use I suppose." He tossed the sword over to Naruto who caught it.

"What was the curse?" asked Naruto curiously

Irashi stood up and while setting up a few traps replied, "The curse is that the person is serious all the time, technically they are devoid of all emotion as long as they carry the sword. Now start helping me set a few surprises up would you." Naruto nodded and followed Irashi instructions.

After two hours basically every inch of the room had a trap on it that lead into the room, Irashi sat in a chair and pulled out a book and started reading and said to the other three, "Hope you three brought something to do." (The book is NOT Icha Icha Paradise, or anything close to it...ok maybe it is Icha Icha Paradise I don't know.)

A few hours past and Sakura fell asleep, along with Hanabi, Sasuke was sitting in the middle of the room and Naruto was examining the sword, Irashi was still reading his book.

Another hour past and an explosion was heard down the hallway Irashi stood up and shouted, "Right, that would be the decoy." He did a few handseals and Hanabi disappeared leaving the three Genins confused. He looked at them, "She's safe. Now get ready." right at those words a number of ninja appeared into the room some had gotten hurt by the traps others perfectly fine.

Irashi took on the bulk of the force as the three genins fought a few and eventually getting beaten and tossed to the side like trash. Irashi now surrounded said, "Heh, didn't presume that there would be alot of you guys coming for some fun but all the same." he slouched forward and started sealing. "I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth. I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. Tell me are you ready to die?" He finished sealing and shouted, "Death Seal no Jutsu!" and all the ninja that he could see fell...dead. "I guess so." He did a few seals and Hanabi reappeared.

Naruto was the first to awaken and noticed the bodies of the would-be assassins all around him, Sasuke and Sakura. He got up and grabbed the sword and walked over to Irashi who from his point of view seemed to be older than the last time he saw him. He looked around and noticed Hanabi had reappeared. 'she seems almost peaceful when she asleep and not complaining about us being weak.'

Irashi looked up at Naruto and said, "So you're awake. Carry Hanabi-dono to her actual room and then come back here. I'd do it but I used to much chakra on one of my jutsu's and I have to rest for at least an hour." Naruto nodded and placed his sword onto his back and picked Hanabi up and carried her to her room.

As he walked down the hallway he realized he didn't know where her room was and kind of got lost, and as bad luck would have it or good luck Hanabi woke up and said to Naruto, "Down the hallway and to the left second door to the right." and she went back to sleep but not before hitting him in the head. Naruto scowled at her and followed her sleepy directions.

He followed the directions and arrived at the door she told him and opened it and it revealed what he guessed was her room, he laid her in the bed. after placing her in bed he sighed and walked out and headed back towards the other room.

He returned and said, "So we done?" Irashi nodded

"Yea you three are done. I have placed two shadow clones of myself outside of her door and two inside her room right by the door, take the two to the hospital and after you sleep, go to the library in a henge of course and find something useful to read." Naruto just nodded and thought to himself, 'I am not going to the library' "and I will be checking if you are there, too." Naruto groaned and started for the door when Irashi added, "I recommend the archeology section it deserves a good read from anyone who appreciates the past. Useful things, too. No comics though." Naruto just nodded and left carrying Sasuke and Sakura to the hospital.

-()-Naruto's Home-()-

After getting them to the hospital and a very long explanation he finally made it home and threw himself on the bed and went to sleep.

In the morning light Naruto woke up and yawned and started outside to Ichiraku, and once there he stated, "Ten bowls of miso Ramen Ichiraku-san." Ichiraku nodded and started.

Naruto finished his tenth bowl and paid the old man and headed to the library even though he didn't want to.

-()-Konoha Library-()-

Naruto entered in a Henge of someone else and was able to get in without a problem and went to the archeology section since Irashi had recommended it and pulled out a few books and starts reading them one by one.

A few hours later he was finished with two of the books and said while he searched for more, "Irashi-sensei wasn't kidding these are interesting." He bumped into someone.

Someone bumped into Irashi and he said, "I heard that Naruto-kohai, see I was right. I'm correct on nearly everything, but other times I am really wrong."

Naruto scowled at him and asked, "I suppose you're here to see if I was here huh?" Irashi shrugged and looked through books on the shelf. "What are looking for?" Naruto grabbed a book off the shelf and placed it in his little stack that was on the table.

"I'm looking for Ex Libris Horadrim, seen it?" replied Irashi continueing to look for the book.

Naruto looked over the titles on the bookshelf it wasn't there and then he looked at his small stack of books on the table and saw and said, " I have it in the stack of books over here, here take it, I've already read it." Naruto handed the book to Irashi.

Irashi accepted it and naerly shouted, "You've read the book...HOW! Its about ten thousand pages, it takes at least a whole three months to read it."

Naruto shrugged and replied, "I'm an extremely fast reader I suppose, and I've been here about when the sun started to come up Irashi-sensei." Irashi just nodded and walked off to the front desk to check it out.

Glossary of japanese words I may or may not use in this fic.

-kun: This suffix is used at the end of boys' names to express familiarity or endearment. It is also sometimes used by men mong friends, or when adressing someone younger or of a lower station.

-dono: This comes from the word "tono," which means "lord." It is even a higher level than "-sama," and confers utmost respect.

-sama: This is one level higher than "-san." It is used to confer great respect.

-san: This is the most common honorific, and is equivalent to Mr., Miss, Ms., Mrs., etc. It is the all-purpose honorific and can be used in any situation where politeness is required.

-sensei: Literally means "one who has come before," this title is used for teachers, doctors, or masters of any profession or art.

blank: Usually forgotten in these lists, but perhaps the most signifacant difference between Japanese and English. The lack of honorific means that the speaker has permission to address the person in a very intimate way. Usually, only family, spouses, or very close friends have this kind of permission. Known as yobisute, it can be gratifying when someone who has earned the intimacy starts to call one by one's name without an honorific. But when that intimacy hasn't been earned, it can also by very insulting.

-sempai: This title suggests that the addressee is one's "senior" in a group or organization. It is most often used in school setting, where underclassmen refer to their upperclassmen as "sempai." It can also be used in the workplace, such as when a newer employee addresses an employee who has seniority in the company.

-chan: This is used to express endearment, mostly toward girls. It is also used for little boys, pets, and even among lovers. It gives a sense of childish cuteness.

-kohai: This is the opposite of "-sempai," and is used toward underclassman in school or newcomers in the workplace. It connotes that the addressee is of lower station.

A/N: heh, I made Naruto a very fast reader, it is a bit funny, but for what I have planned he is going to need the knowledge and the ability to read quickly. Reveiw are highly welcome on this fic. If your wish to flame me for something than be all means do so. Also I want some people to vote on whether I have the Leaf village betray Naruto or not. I have already have plans for either one but I'll let you readers choose which path he will walk. Also I hoped some people like the little glossary above this, if not oh well its what I get for trying to be helpful and I am sorry if you didn't like it, but to other writer's I thought it would be helpful to learn something you didn't know.

P.S: Also please choose between which girl Naruto shall be paired with, I'm having enough trouble figuring it out. So this may make it easier for me to choose one of the girls, side note: You may not vote on Hinata, Tenten, and or, Kin. Anyone else is ok, which includes Tsunade and the older women, too. Just don't ask me how I'm going to do it because I don't even know, yet.

I almost forgot, DO NOT EVEN THINK ON VOTING FOR ANKO I WILL NEVER DO A PAIRING WITH HER AND NARUTO! Its just creepy and sick.

My computer will be in the shop for a little repair since it is giving me problems so I will not be able to update any time soon.