"What are you doing out here?" Remus asked strictly. "You know how dangerous it is?"

"What's going to attack us? A pogrebin or perhaps an evil gnome, oh no!" He said mockingly. "And what do you think we were doing in a car in the middle of the night?" He snapped. Remus, shocked by this behaviour from an ordinary wizard, stuttered.

"I'd watch it if I were you, I could have you arrested for insubordination to a Ministry Auror. Now, bring your wife out here, I would like to speak to her." He said.

"And why would you do something like that?" Remus thought he'd heard that voice before and shone the light in the person's face again. "Do you mind not shining that bloody light in my face?"

"I would like to speak to her about teaching her husband manners." He said and Sirius turned and opened the door to a very confused Harry. He reached for his own robe from under the seat and gave it to Harry.

"Put this on, he wants to talk to you. It seems ours visitors are some old friends." Harry calmly put the robe on, which was too long and because Sirius had a wider build, with some help, actually closed, though just barely, and it was stretched very tightly. They would have just changed robes, but when Sirius mentioned it was Remus, both became too panicked too think of it.

"Don't let him see your face and don't speak if you don't have to." Sirius said and helped him out the car. When he saw Remus, Harry moved very close to Sirius, still feeling wary or his husband's ex.

"Now, I want to talk to you both about how dangerous it is to sta-"

"You mentioned that, we know, now, we'll be going." Sirius said and Remus cast expelliarmus on Sirius, sending his wand flying behind him.

"You'll go when I'm finished with you." Sirius rolled his eyes, being able to do nothing else. "Don't roll your eyes at me Sirius!" He said, surprising both of them. Harry pressed his own wand into Sirius's hand.

"What the hell are you doing? You just leave everyone and everything! And you've been doing some girl in the back of your car! What is wrong with you?" He ranted and Sirius raised Harry's wand.

"Obliviate!" He said and Remus got a dazed expression on his face, showing that it had worked. Sirius picked up his wand off the floor and gave Harry back his own wand. They paused and shared a kiss, leaving Remus dazed on the floor.

"Well, wasn't that, interesting?" Harry asked and Sirius sighed.

"Why now of all times? It couldn't just be uninterrupted make up sex, could it? No, someone always has to get into the way."

"How do you think I feel running into your ex?" Harry replied dryly. "But cheer up love, we still have the entire night parked in our driveway or if you can wait till we get upstairs, the gift you gave me yesterday."

"The lingerie?"

"Yep."

"Very short one?"

"Black with red lace, uh-huh, that one." Sirius hurried Harry into the car and both drove off to a long night of hot kinky passionate whoopee, unaware someone else was watching…


Lily flooed in the following afternoon, grinning. She found the two sitting in the lounge, Harry reading a book and Sirius playing with Crosby on the carpet.

"So, you two made up?" She said.

"What gives you that idea?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, we could have spent two days shouting at each other." Sirius added

"Well, I don't believe that, for one, you can still hear me, you're not the slightest bit deaf, which happens for at least a week when that one screams." She said looking to Harry, who beamed at her. "And neither of you have lost your voice. Other than that, you'll never guess what I heard this morning."

"What?"

"Apparently, you two had a run in with two aurors last night, one obliviated, or that's at least what Peter confided in me this morning when no one else would listen, and he over heard someone who he thought sounded exactly like a certain son of mine mention something about lacy black lingerie."

She looked to Harry, who grinned with a slight blush to his cheeks. He shrugged.

"What? I married a man who has a thing for men in tiny little pieces of silk." Lily wasn't as happy as he was about this. She'd never really thought of Harry as the cross-dressing type. It was hard to imagine him normally in something she would have worn in seduce James a few years ago. But now she found it near impossible.

"Not men, love," Sirius said moving onto the couch next to him, "Just you," Oh well, to each his own. She thought as Harry kissed Sirius and was quickly lifted onto his lap. Crosby seemed too preoccupied with his toys to care and Lily was caught up in her own thoughts until the couch toppled over backwards.


As she came out the bathroom that night, Lily had to suppress a grin. She'd been inspired after a tearful goodbye, no more plans to contact her or vice versa till they were secure enough not to be broken up by James, Hermione or any other distraught friend, or as Sirius said in shorter terms: When they had at least two more children. Harry hadn't seemed to mind this suggestion and she wondered how many grandchildren she would have by the next time she saw them.

After leaving, she had gone shopping and found the perfect thing to rekindle the romance in her marriage, inspired by her son. Now as she got out the bathroom, James was sitting in bed with parchment for work in front of him, as he usually did before bed.

He didn't look up as she came out and she had to cough to get his attention. He raised an eyebrow at her and she opened the dressing gown, making him knock over his inkbottle and drop his quill.

Not much could be said about that night. It certainly worked in upping their romance. And it certainly cheered Lily up. And it certainly was the best sex they'd had in a long time...