It starts with the U.S.S. Valor flying through space.
Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2562.3: The U.S.S. Valor is en route to the planet of Eternia. King Randor has called us to help put an end to the evil Skeletor and his malevolent horde.
Lincoln: I wonder what planet Eternia is gonna be like.
Starfire: I've heard legends about the planet Eternia. It is a magnificent planet home to so many things.
Me: It's gonna be fascinating. Nico can I ask you a question?
Nico: Sure.
Me: When you were born on the planet Vegeta what power level did they find on you?
Nico: Well every Saiyan Baby's strength is tested when we are babies. My power level was incredibly strong when I was a baby. I had a power level of 100,000 when I was a baby.
We were shocked.
Me: 100,000!?
Lincoln: That's incredibly powerful for a baby!
Goku: That's incredible!
Me: It sure is.
Nico: Yep. My power was incredible then as it is now. But my childhood on planet Vegeta was a nightmare. I don't remember it at all but it was horrible.
Laney: How so Nico?
Nico: Well. When my power level was tested the doctors quickly informed King Vegeta of my unusual power. He was afraid that I was gonna become a majorly great threat to him. My biological mother Sakima got me out of the nursery and put me in a space pod bound for Earth. But as fate would have it, Frieza destroyed the planet Vegeta the day I was heading for Earth.
Me: You dodged a huge bullet there.
Nico: I sure did.
Lisa: We have arrived at our destination.
We saw a beautiful Earth-like planet and it had two moons and one of the moons was its sister planet.
Me: Wow. It's just as beautiful as I remember it.
Varie: We're about 4,000 light-years away from Earth and it's beautiful.
Me: Yep. Lets head down there guys.
We flew down to the planet. We went to the castle of King Randor.
Me: Wow! Eternia. It's just as beautiful as I remember.
Lola: It sure is. This castle is amazing.
Lana: It sure is.
Caleb: This place actually reminds of Meridian.
Randor: (Offscreen) Glad you all came.
We saw King Randor.
Me: King Randor. It's good to see you again.
Randor: Same to you J.D. We've been hearing about your adventures and achievements all over the universe.
Me: So we have been told. We're here to destroy Skeletor and his forces.
Randor: Yes. He has caused numerous problems over the years for all of us all over Eternia. And we want it to stop now.
Me: You called the right people.
Aylene C: We're gonna make sure that Skeletor and his forces never terrorize this world again.
Varie: He will pay for everything he has done.
Me: But leave Skeletor for me. I want to be the one that destroys him.
Lincoln: Okay.
Me: Lets get him. GUARDIANS UNITE!
We turned into the Guardians of Candrakar.
Will: The Heart!
Irma: Water!
Taranee: Fire!
Cornelia: Earth!
Hay Lin: Air!
Me: Lightning!
Elyon: Time!
Megan: Space!
Matt became Shagon.
Prince Adam went behind a wall and unsheathed his sword.
Prince Adam: BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
The sword opened and turned and a bolt of lightning struck him and he turned into HE-MAN! The most powerful man in the Universe!
He-Man: (ECHOING) I HAVE THE POWER!
Cringer, his green cat friend turned into Battlecat.
Me: Wow! He-Man it's an honor to meet you.
He-Man: Same to you J.D.
With him were the Masters of the Universe. We met Man-At-Arms, Teela, Mekaneck, Man-E-Faces, Stratos, Buzz-off, Mossman, Ram Man and Orko.
Me: Wow! The Masters of The Universe!
Teela: It's an honor to meet you J.D.
Me: Same here to you all. Lets head out!
We were off.
At Snake Mountain in the Dark Hemisphere, Skeletor and his forces have gathered.
Skeletor: Randor has summoned the most powerful force that the entire universe has ever seen to destroy all of us.
Evil-Lyn: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived to kill us.
Skeletor: Yes my dear Evil-Lyn. You are perceptive. J.D. and his forces are extremely formidable as they are indeed the ones that have killed the strongest evils in the universe. Go split up and take them down! I want none of those fools alive!
They left and knew that this fight was gonna be a tough one.
Tri Klops: Look, guys. I know that He-Man won't kill us. But if we die today, if this is the end of the Evil Warriors, then it's been an honor serving Skeletor with you all.
Trap Jaw (gives Tri Klops a noogie): Aw! Thanks, Tri Klops!
Stinkor (gets tears in his eyes): Aw! You're making Stinkor cry tears of joy!
Webstor: Don't get mushy on us now, Stinkor.
Whiplash: Well, see you on the other side, Clawful.
Clawful: You too, Whiplash.
Evil-Lyn: Well, Beast Man. I must admit. You're not so bad. For a hairy brute.
Beast Man: You're not so bad either. For a bossy know it all.
Tuvar: Well, me and Baddrah never had a close relationship with you all. But I must admit that I appreciate you all talking to me whenever I need to get something off my chest.
Baddrah: And Merman makes good tuna stew.
Mer-Man: Well, I'm just glad someone here appreciates my cooking.
There was a long pause after Merman said this.
King Hiss: Well, then. Shouldn't keep He Man and his friends waiting.
Evil Seed: At the very least, let's all go down fighting.
They all left.
The Battle that will Decide the Fate of Eternia is about to begin.
Battle 1: Stinkor. PLUG YOUR NOSES
In the grassy plains near the small village of Pelleezeea we were introduced to Teela's friends of the village and it was a beautiful and tranquil village that was peaceful. It was home to creatures called the Paleezeans.
Me: This is a peaceful village.
Teela: Yes. It's also home to the Paleezeans.
Lisa: It shares a very similar lifestyle to the Native American Indian tribes of Earth.
Me: Yeah.
Stinkor: That's not the least of your worries.
We saw Stinkor.
Me: Stinkor.
Lori: This guy literally smells so horrible!
Luan: He sure is a gas. (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, he really stinks.
Me: He sure does. He was once a Paleezean Thief named Odiphus and he was mutated in a chemical accident that changed him into this foul stench filled freak of nature.
Luna: Dude and I thought Lori's farts smelled terrible.
Me: Lets not get Lori riled up with that Luna.
Double D (to Stinkor): You let us clean you right now so we can fight you properly, mister!
Stinkor: Only if you take off stupid hat.
Double D: I will not take off this hat, you putrid polecat!
Stinkor: Stupid hat!
Double D: Odiferous feline!
Stinkor: Stupid hat!
Double D: Rancid Legion of Doom member!
Stinkor: Stupid hat!
Double D: Repungant Evil Warrior!
Stinkor: Oh, yeah? STUPID HAT!
William: Let's just fight him while he smells like this.
Me: Yeah.
Ed pulled out his wedge of stinky cheese named Sheldon Jr.
Ed: Sheldon Jr. it's always civil to your enemies.
I pulled out some nose plugs from my pocket.
Me: Here guys. Put these on.
Luan: Nose plugs. He nose what's coming! (Laughs) Get it?
Me: Love the jokes Luan but now is not the time. I never leave home without nose plugs.
We put on nose plugs.
Me: (Nasally) Lets get him guys! Linka, Teela, William, Stella, Luan, Shego, Lisa, have at him!
William: (Nasally) With pleasure!
They went at him and Teela bashed him in the face with her staff.
Stinkor fired a blast of stink gas and Lisa fired a blast of fire and it ignited the smell and it exploded with incredible power in a huge fiery explosion.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Me: Wow!
The grassy lands were on fire.
Me: Wow! What power!
Lincoln: (Nasally) That was intense!
Lori: (Nasally) That was literally intense.
Laney: (Nasally) I didn't know that his stench was that flammable.
Me: Skunk spray and stench is highly flammable.
Aylene C.: (Nasally) That is unusual.
Me: No kidding.
Stinkor fired more of his stench.
Stinkor (spread his stench through the area): That's it. Smell Stinkor. Smell all of Stinkor!
Laney: You need to have your stink gland removed!
William fired a blast of water at Stinkor and kicked him in the face and Stella fired a blast of light at him.
William: Combo time Stella!
Stella: (Nasally) You got it William!
Stella fired a blast of light and William fired a blast of lava.
Stella and William: VOLCANIC LIGHT RAIN!
The blasts combined and turned into an incandescent lava rain and it rained on Stinkor and burned some of his fur off.
Shego fired a blast of green fire and burned Stinkor bad. Luan and Lensay fired blasts of red and green light. The blasts burned Stinkor badly.
Shego: Lets hit him with our combo.
Luan: You got it Shego.
Luan and Lensey fired a blast of blue light and Shego fired a blast of green fire.
Luan, Lensay and Shego: VOODOO LIGHT FIRESTORM!
The blasts combined and turned into a Skull and Crossbones made entirely of pure green fire and light and it exploded by him and sent him crashing into a rock.
Me: That takes care of him. Lucy can you use your magic to rid him of his stench?
Lucy: I can do that brother.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and it hit him and removed his stench and turned it into a smell that smells like a million flowers in the spring time. We removed our nose plugs.
Me: (Inhales) Much better. You will never terrorize Eternia again Stinkor.
I snap my fingers and beam him to the Titan Prison for Criminal Freaks.
Me: One down and 12 to go.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Nothing is better than the sweet stench of defeat. It smells like victory.
Battle 2: Evil-Lyn
We were trekking through a geyser field. It was a creepy and dangerous place and it looked like a landscape from the darkness of Hell. Geysers were erupting everywhere and the steam was incredible.
Lucy: This place is wicked.
Me: It sure is. This is the geyser field.
Nico: It sure is amazing.
Lynn: J.D. can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure Lynn.
Lynn: You've been here before I managed to figure that out but do you have a history with Skeletor?
Me: You could say that Lynn, yes. It was back 5 years ago.
FLASHBACK
Me: (Narrating) Sinestro was showing me the galaxy and we came across the planet Eternia. It was a beautiful paradise. But I sensed something wrong at the castle and we decided to help out in any way we can.
Me and Sinestro went to the fight and he formed a sword of green energy and gave it to me.
Past Sinestro: This will help you J.D.
Past Me: Thanks Sinestro.
Me: I was facing Keldor. A ruthless warlord and conqueror hellbent on conquering Eternia. That was his name before he became the evil Skeletor. He was a very formidable adversary and I had him beat by taking his swords away. Victory was almost at hand.
Past Me: You're finished Keldor!
Keldor: It would appear so.
Me: But he almost got the drop on me and he pulled out a container full of a powerful poison.
Keldor: But appearances can be deceiving!
Me: He threw the poison at me and Sinestro formed a green energy shield on my arm and I blocked the container and it shattered on the shield and the poison flew at Keldor and splashed all over his face and it burned him really bad. As a result it was killing him. I thought that I had killed Keldor and saved all of Eternia by letting the poison run its course. But I was dead wrong. I got word that Keldor was reborn more powerful than ever as Skeletor.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: I vowed right then and there that I would one day return to Eternia and finish what I started when the time came. And now that time has come. I'm going to kill Skeletor and end him and his evil horde once and for all and rid Eternia of his evil.
Lori: That is literally a powerful vow.
Luna: Dude. You've been saving the universe before a lot of people.
Me: It's true. I have experiences. Keldor has gotten stronger when he became Skeletor. But so have I. My powers have evolved far beyond anything anyone can even fathom. In fact all of us have gotten stronger.
Man-At-Arms: Yes J.D. you have gotten stronger than you were before.
Me: Thanks Duncan. But I don't let my power go to my head. My power is so strong that I can destroy the entire universe in an instant. But with great power comes great responsibility.
Ram Man: You sure have changed when we saw you last J.D.
Me: I know Ram Man.
Evil-Lyn: It won't last for you all.
We saw Evil-Lyn.
Me: Evil-Lyn. You're looking well after all this time.
Evil-Lyn: So have you J.D. Too bad you won't be here long enough to see the next sunrise.
Me: We shall see. Lana, Killer Frost, Poison Ivy, Lucy, Brittney, Haiku, Bloom, Ram Man, go get her.
Lana: You got it.
Brittney: Lets dance Evil-Lyn.
They went at her and Evil-Lyn fired a blast of purple energy from her staff and they dodged it and Evil-Lyn jumped and grabbed Lucy.
Evil Lyn (attempts to suck out Lucy's powers with her magic): The other Deity powers made Aquamaria and Jade Chan more powerful. Let's see what this one does for me!
Brittney kicked her in the face and Lucy fired a blast of black lightning at Evil-Lyn and electrocuted her. Lana and Killer frost fired blasts of ice and froze her feet and they viciously punched and kicked her all over the place. He-Man did the same to her and kicked her staff out of her hands and Shannon grabbed it.
Shannon: I think this would be perfect for me.
Evil Lyn: I'm not afraid to kill you, He-Man. Especially since something seems to have snapped inside you and your friends. You were never so harsh on us before.
He-Man: That's because we have had it with Skeletor.
Killer Frost: Combo time!
Bloom: Lets get her!
Killer Frost fired a blast of Ice Lightning and Bloom fired a blast of Dragon Fire.
Killer Frost and Bloom: SUBZERO DRAGON BLIZZARD!
The blasts combined and turned into a huge dragon made of pure snow and ice and it froze half of Evil-Lyn.
Lana: Lets get her Poison Ivy!
Poison Ivy: You know it Lana!
Lana fired a blast of Ice Lightning and Poison Ivy sent a bunch of bramble vines.
Lana and Poison Ivy: ICE AGE BRAMBLE BLIZZARD!
The Ice Lightning combined with the bramble vines and they wrapped Evil-Lyn in ice and entombed her.
Lucy: (In her head) I sense that Ram Man had an encounter with Evil-Lyn as a siren. I think I'll make that siren a person of good with all of Evil-Lyn's powers. (Out Loud) Evil-Lyn you have abused all of dark magic for your own selfishness. But I know someone that will use your powers for light. (Chants an Incantation) GESTIGA MEXTORAIT XAITORM!
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and it hit Evil-Lyn and a blob of light came out of her back and it became the form of Circe the Siren.
Circe (He-Man): I have been reborn.
Lucy: I brought you back Circe.
Circe (He-Man): Thank you Lucy. You saved me from an evil fate.
Lucy and Circe hugged.
Lucy: You're welcome Circe.
Brittney: Great job Lucy. I've known all about the legend of Circe the Siren for years.
Haiku: She is a true user of magic.
Lana: That's my big sis.
Me: We still have an evil sorceress to throw in prison. After the separation her powers were stripped from her.
Evil Lyn: Look, do whatever you want with the others. But show mercy to Clawful, alright? He's actually the only Evil Warrior that I like.
Me: Never knew you had a soft spot for Clawful. Very well.
I snap my fingers and beamed her to the Moon Prison.
Me: 2 down.
Circe (He-Man): I'm glad.
Me: Lets keep going.
We did.
Battle 3: Tri Klops
We were in the Sands of Time by the Temple of The Sun.
Me: The Temple of The Sun.
Man-At-Arms: Yes.
Me: Duncan I have to talk to you in private.
Me and Man-At-Arms went to another room to talk.
Me: Duncan I know you're keeping Teela's mother a secret. But you have to tell her. She has a right to know and she needs her mother.
Man-At-Arms: Yes I know J.D. And I'm worried about how she will take it.
Me: I know. But I'll be with you.
Then something went at me and swiped one of my talismans from my belt.
Me: What the!?
I saw that the Pig Talisman was missing.
Me: The Pig Talisman is gone!
I heard a scream and a blast of light was seen and I saw Teela hurt bad.
Me: Teela!
Tri Klops: She's not the least of your worries!
We saw Tri Klops.
Me: Tri Klops.
Tri Klops: You remember me. I'm flattered J.D.
Me: You hurt Teela really bad you monster and you will pay for that! Irma, Lola, Ben, Sam, Maria, Bai Tza, Stratos, Luna, get him!
Bai Tza: You got it boss!
Tri Klops blasts an optic blast enhanced by the Pig Talisman at Maria but she dodges it.
Tri Klops: I should've gone after these Talismans sooner. First, I'll get rid of all of you. Then, I'll get rid of Skeletor and Grodd. I'll own this entire universe! Ready for a real fight, morons?!
Bai Tza: Mister, we were made for it.
Me: How do you know about Grodd?
Tri Klops: We're also members of the Legion of Doom and Grodd told us all that you were coming.
Me: So Grodd told you all about us. I anticipated this.
Bai Tza punched him in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth and Maria fired a blast of water and it punched him in the chest. Sam S.L. unsheathed her sword and she and Tri Klops clashed.
Sam S.L.: You will pay for everything you've done Tri Klops!
They clashed and sparks were flying all over the place and it set most of the sands on fire.
Sam S.L. fired a blast of fire and Tri Klops fired a laser blast from his visor. The blasts collided and their powers were both equal.
Luna: Lets see how you like a blast of water of pain you wretched dude!
She fired a blast of singing water and it hit him and punched him in the face.
Ben became Gravattack.
Ben: GRAVATTACK!
Me: A Galilean from the planet Keplorr.
Gravattack: That's right J.D.
Gravattack used his gravity powers and it had Tri Klops float in mid air.
Me: That is so cool!
Luna: Combo time dudes.
Bai Tza: You got it Luns.
Luna and Bai Tza fired blasts of water.
Luna and Bai Tza: SIREN DRAGON TSUNAMI!
The blasts of water combined and turned into a singing dragon of water and it hit Tri Klops and broke his ribs bad.
Buzz Off flew at Tri Klops and punched him all over the place.
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned Tri Klops in the arms and legs.
Lola: You really need to have some class you freak!
Maria: You said it Lola. Combo time!
Irma: You got it!
Maria and Irma fired a blast of water.
Maria and Irma: MEGATSUNAMI PUNCH FIST!
The blasts of water turned into a fist made of pure water and it slammed into Tri Klops with incredible force and it broke a lot of bones in him.
Irma kicked Tri Klops sword out of his hands and she was gonna use it as her weapon of choice.
He Man: You know, Tri Klops. Skeletor's not going to be happy when he finds out that you were planning to overthrow him.
Tri Klops: Of course he won't!
Stargirl: Good thing you're not gonna face his wrath.
Tri Klops: What're you talking about?
Those were Tri Klops' last words. Because the last thing he saw was Stargirl firing a beam of light through his chest.
Star Girl: You will never be welcome here in Eternia.
I take my Talisman back.
Me: I believe this is mine.
Tri Klops was dead.
Luigi used his Poltergust Machine on Tri-Klops and turned him into a portrait.
Me: Teela!
I went to Teela and she was hurt bad.
Man-E-Faces: (Robotic voice) She needs blood. Lots of it.
Me: Leave that to me.
I take my dagger and stab my right arm and Lisa handed me a blood transfusion tube and I put it into Teela and start pumping my blood into her.
Me: Hold on Teela.
Man-At-Arms: Are you sure you can help J.D.?
Me: I know I can Duncan. After all I did save Penny by giving her my heart. She was dying and I gave her my heart. My immortality allows me to regenerate my organs.
Penny M.: It's true.
She pulled down her shirt and revealed her chest scar.
Mekaneck: That's an incredibly selfless deed J.D.
Ram Man: It sure is.
Me: Thanks guys.
We went back to the palace and waited. The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull was with us.
Sorceress: How is she J.D.?
Me: She is fully healed but still exhausted. My blood did wonders for her.
Sorceress: I have a strong feeling she will get powers from your blood.
Me: Yes. My heart gave Penny her powers and it was helpful for her. It's an unpredictable effect.
Sorceress: Yes.
I go into her room and Teela was waking up. Man-At-Arms was by her bedside.
Me: How are you feeling Teela?
Teela: Still tired, but your blood helped me get better J.D. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome Teela.
Man-At-Arms: Teela I haven't been truthful to you for most of the time and for that I'm sorry.
Teela: What for father?
Me: It's about your mother Teela. You see, your father kept her hidden from you because he was trying to protect you because of her powerful job so to speak.
The Sorceress came in.
Sorceress: Hello my daughter.
Teela: Mother!
Me: You're still too weak from the transfusion Teela. I know you want to get up from bed and hug her. But she'll go to you.
The Sorceress came to her and she and Teela hugged for the first time in a while.
Man-At-Arms: I'm sorry I kept this hidden from you Teela. I promise I'll make it up to you somehow.
Suddenly Teela felt an incredible pain in her back.
Man-At-Arms: Teela!
Me: Duncan wait! This is one of the side effects of my blood. I did say there would be some benefits from it and one of them is winged flight.
Teela then sprouted phoenix wings from her back and the huge amount of life energy they were giving off was incredible.
Me: Wow! Phoenix Wings.
Man-At-Arms: Wow.
Teela: That hurt really bad.
Me: I know. But look at your back.
She saw the wings and gasped.
Me: It's a side effect of my blood I gave you and it's permanent. When I gave Penny my heart she got powers too.
Man-At-Arms: It's true Teela.
Me: You might say that this is a powerful gift to you. But with great power comes great responsibility.
Teela was forever changed as a result but she had so much to learn because of it. But we promised to help train her.
Battle 4: Beast Man
We were in the training yard and we were helping Teela with her new abilities. Lola, Aylene, Taranee and Volcana are helping her.
Lori: This is literally a big change for her.
Laney: It sure is. But Teela is adjusting to her powers really fast.
Me: Yeah.
Buzz Off: So J.D. how did you get your powers if I may ask?
Me: I got my powers because of Cosmic Radiation, Radiation from the deepest reaches of space. It's power is infinitely strong and its effects are completely unpredictable. You never know what could happen.
Stratos: That's interesting.
Me: It is. I was mutated because of it and it gave me omnipotent powers and all the secrets of the universe. Throughout my life my powers have been evolving and it's been one event after another. But that's all right with me and everyone else.
Lincoln: And it's all an incredible thing.
I then sensed something.
Me: Uh oh! Something is coming this way. Moving fast!
Mekaneck stretched his neck and he saw in the forest a long serpentine dragon flying towards us and on it was BEAST MAN!
Mekaneck: It's Beast Man and he has a Serpintaur dragon with him!
Man-At-Arms: Battle positions!
Me: Lets go!
He landed.
Beast Man: J.D. Knudson. It's been a long time.
Me: That it has Beast Man.
Prince Adam went to the walls and he unsheathed his sword.
Prince Adam: BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
The sword opened and turned and a bolt of lightning struck him and he turned into He-Man!
He-Man: (Echoing) I HAVE THE POWER!
Teela however saw Prince Adam turn into He-Man and she was shocked.
Teela: Prince Adam is also He-Man!? How?
Ed became Edzilla.
Beast Man (grins evilly): That's a nice new pet you've got, He Man. Mind if I take him for a spin?
Beast Man then made a gesture and Edzilla stopped.
Double D: Ed? Are you alright?
Eddy: What are you waiting for, Lumpy? Smash him!
Edzilla (now controlled by Beast Man): ED SMASH PUNY HUMANS! (charges at Rhino)
Rhino stopped him.
Beast Man: Ed is under my control now!
Me: You will pay for this Beast Man!
Beast Man: With my new pet, I could even take out Skeletor. Forget top lieutenant. I could be my own boss!
But then Beast Man got a shock as Edzilla had punched him in the face.
Goku: I'll hold ed. You guys get Beast Man!
Me: Okay. Venom, Rhino, Laney, Lana, Stratos, you guys go take him down.
Laney: You got it.
Venom: It's him and us.
Lana punched Beast Man in the face.
Lana: You give all animal lovers everywhere a bad name you freak!
Flora: What she said.
Flora fired a petal blast storm.
Beast Man then called a huge sand worm.
Me: Wow! That is a huge Sand Worm!
Laney: I got this!
Laney flew up to it and put her hand on its head and she tamed it. She did the same to the Serpintaur dragon, a Gryphon, Serpos, and more.
Venom: Combo time!
Flora: Right!
Flora fired a blast of petals and Venom fired black webbing.
Venom and Flora: SPIDER FLOWER MASSACRE!
The blasts combined and turned into a massive spider made of flower petals and it fired a stream of venom that spaced Beast Man in the face and burned his eyes.
Laney: You want a real pet? Get yourself a dog or something.
Laney formed a sword of bramble vines and slashed hin in the chest and the acid from the sword burned him.
Laney: Lets get him Rhino!
Rhino: You got it Laney.
Laney fired a blast of vines and leaves and Rhino charged.
Laney and Rhino: PLANT RHINO STAMPEDE!
The vines covered Rhino and he turned into a huge Rhinoceros made of plants and it charged and hit Beast Man and he crashed into the wall and He-Man bashed him in the back and sent him crashing to the floor. Edzilla smashed him all over the place.
Beast Man: No! You're supposed to obey my orders!
Edzilla: NO ONE CONTROLS ED! (eats Beast Man alive)
All: EW!
Me: That's the end of him.
Luigi turned Beast Man into a portrait and he was gone for good.
Ed: I'm sorry I tried to kill you guys.
Eddy: It's fine, Lumpy. If anyone's to blame, it's Beast Man. How did he taste?
Ed: He tasted like chicken and ham.
We laughed.
Battle 5: Mer-Man
We were by the seas and we were looking for the insidious Mer-Man.
Me: So Mer-Man is a fish humanoid.
Teela: That's right. And he's Skeletor's underwater sea man.
Me: Sound's like he's a dangerous guy.
Man-At-Arms: He is dangerous J.D. and he's a very formidable adversary when he's underwater.
Me: I believe it.
Teela: So you're really He-Man, huh?
Adam: I hope that won't be a problem, Teela
Teela (smiles): Of course not. If it's any consideration, I prefer both of your identities.
Me: Well I'm afraid the secret is out guys.
Man-At-Arms: Yes it is.
Sorceress: I had a feeling it would one day be revealed.
Me: Me too.
We waited on the cliffs by the ocean and we were getting antsy.
Me: He has to come up sometime. But I have a feeling he's biding his time just to make us impatient.
Ram Man: I have the same feeling too.
Circe (He-Man): Same here.
Adam: So J.D. why did you keep Tri Klops visor?
Me: Well whenever we kill a bad guy that deserves it we keep an item that they had as a trophy. To the victors go the spoils of war.
Teela: That's a good saying.
Me: Yes.
Buzz-Off: I heard you all killed an evil woman named Nerissa. She was threatening to destroy the entire universe.
Me: We sure did Buzz-Off and that was one of the most incredible battles we ever had. The fate of the entire universe hung in the balance and in the end she was no match for the sheer magnitude of our power. It took everything we had to kill her.
Sorceress: I told the masters all about that battle and it was immense for you.
Me: It sure was. Our adventures have had a profound impact on not just Earth but also on many planets across the Galaxy and in galaxies all over the entire universe.
Mekaneck: That is amazing.
Mossman: It sure is. It's hard to imagine that you all have done so much for countless people all over the universe.
Me: We don't let it go to our heads. We have to do what we have to do to save and protect the people we care about.
2 more hours passed.
Irma: Merman's gotta come up to hit us again sometime, right?
Lily: Let's use our powers to force him out!
Me: Good idea. Luna, Irma, Lily, do your stuff.
Irma: You got it.
They used their powers to split the waters away from the ocean and it revealed the surface and there was Mer-Man and he was watching us.
Me: There he is.
Adam: Mer-Man.
Lori: He is literally an ugly monstrosity.
Me: No kidding.
Mer-Man: Tell me something, Knudson. Who exactly is the villain now? Me? Or you and your friends?
Me: That's none of your business sushi-breath! Lola, Taranee, Francis, Lea, Irma, Lily, Circe, go get him!
Lola: You got it.
They went down and faced Merman.
Adam went behind a rock and unsheathed his sword.
Adam: BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
His sword opened and turned and a bolt of lightning hit him and he turned into He-Man!
He-Man: (Echoing) I HAVE THE POWER!
He went down to face Merman too.
Lola: You are seriously an ugly fish face.
Francis: I don't know about you guys but I have a sudden craving for sushi.
Taranee: Me too Francis.
Lea: Lets get this freakish gill man.
They went at him and viciously slashed, punched and beat him senselessly. They clashed their swords with his sword and trident and it was a vicious fight. Lily and Irma fired blasts of water at Merman and they hit him with the force of a powerful megatsunami.
He-Man punched Merman and slammed the ground and buried him in rocks. Mer-Man got up.
Circe then used her divine singing on him. Her enchanted singing entranced him and put Mer-Man under her control. Freezing him in place.
Circe: I am your master.
Francis: Wow! That is some amazing singing.
Lola: She has a magnificent voice.
He-Man: I remember that.
Taranee: From what I remember the legend of the Siren says that their voice is extremely powerful.
Lily: That's right Taranee.
Lola: Combo time.
Francis: You got it Lola.
Lola and Francis fired a blast of fire.
Lola and Francis: PHOENIX FIRESTORM BURN!
The blasts of fire combined and turned into a phoenix and it hit Mer-Man and burned him.
Lea: Our turn.
Lea and Taranee fired blasts of fire.
Lea and Taranee: FIRE CHAKRAM STORM!
The blasts of fire combined and turned into a shower of his old chakrams and they hit Mer-Man and burned him.
Me: Now for the grand finale for him.
I entrapped Mer-Man in a bubble of water and Francis was boiling him alive.
Mer-Man (Francis is boiling him alive): Now who's the villain, Team Loud Phoenix Storm? Now who's the villain?! (dies)
Me: You are.
We then decided to bury him.
Lea: Something's not right.
He-Man: What do you mean, Lea? [Mer-Man's head is out of the ground]
Maria: His head's sticking out!
Leni: [covers Mer-Man's head with more sand] Sorry, guys. I thought he might need some air.
Francis: He don't need air where he's going.
Me: Nope. He's going into the darkness of Hell for all of eternity.
Circe (He Man): Don't worry, Merman. I'll take good care of your trident. I'll even do a better job of it as well.
Nicole sealed his spirit into the Book of Vile Darkness and Circe kept his sword and Trident as trophies and made them her weapon of choice.
Me: Well, 5 down and 8 more to go.
Lincoln: Yep.
Battle 6: Whiplash
We were trekking through the Sands of Fire. It was a volcano field. It was really a desert and a volcano field all in one. Fireballs and jets of fire erupted out of the mounds in the desert.
Me: Wow. This is the Sands of Fire. It's a dangerous volcano field.
Mekaneck: It sure is J.D.
Lori: So why are we here?
Me: We're here to get Count Marzo's Amulet for Lynn.
Adam: Count Marzo is incredibly dangerous and he had an endless powerlust as big as any enemy J.D. faced.
Me: I know. I figured that his amulet would be perfect for her. It uses fire magic and more and it would be fitting.
We arrived at a ridge with a cross-shaped hole in it and Mekaneck stretched his neck to a long way and he went into the ridge and he found the amulet and grabbed it with his teeth.
He came back out and he had the amulet. I take it.
Me: Fascinating amulet. Here Lynn.
I hand it to her.
Lynn: Thanks J.D.
?: Nice to know that you have my amulet.
We turned and saw COUNT MARZO!
Me: Count Marzo. You were turned into an old man I see.
Count Marzo: Yes and I want my amulet back so I can have my revenge!
Me: You're not getting it ever again.
I fired an energy blast and vaporized him in an instant.
Me: Nothing good can ever come from vengeance.
Nicole sealed him into the Book of Vile Darkness.
?: That was uncalled for.
We saw Whiplash.
Me: Whiplash. Nice of you to join us.
Whiplash: Yes now I can get revenge! (ROARS)
He jumped and pounced on Lola.
Whiplash (about to stomp on Lola's head): This is for all of the fellow villains that you and your friends killed!
I punched him in the face and knocked out a tooth.
Me: Nice tooth Whiplash. Rubberband Man, Inque, Lily, Layla, Lola, Xion, Maria, Teela, go get him.
Inque: With pleasure.
Adam went to a rock and unsheathed his sword.
Adam: BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
His sword opened and turned and a bolt of lightning hit him and he turned into He-Man!
He-Man: (Echoing) I HAVE THE POWER!
Lola fired a blast of fire and burned him and He-Man punched him in the face and Rubberband Man punched him in the face.
Whiplash (avoids Xion's Keyblade): Geez, you heroes have one run in with Joker and the Suicide Squad and you just decide to be harsh with guys like me.
Me: That's right. Evil will never learn and they deserve it.
Rubberband Man: Combo time.
Layla: You got it!
Layla fired a blast of water and Rubberband Man stretched his arms and turned them into spike maces.
Rubberband Man and Layla: MEGATSUNAMI MACE STRIKE!
The water formed around the spiked maces and punched him all over the place. Teela fired blasts of fire and burned Whiplash. Lily and Layla fired blasts of water and it hit him and knocked out another tooth. He-Man kicked and thrashed him all over the place.
Maria bashed Whiplash all over the place with her water and she was pounding him with the strength of a megatsunami.
Inque: Now it's my turn!
Lily: Lets do it!
Lily fired a blast of glowing water and Inque fired a blast of ink.
Lily and Inque: GLOW INK DELUGE!
The glowing water turned the ink into neon blue glowing ink and it drenched Whiplash in a huge amount of ink and I kicked him in the face and knocked him out.
Me: The only place you're going to is prison Whiplash.
I beamed him to the Titan prison.
Me: Another villainous scumbag done.
Nico: Yep.
Vince: Soon it'll be just us and Skeletor.
Me: Yep.
Battle 7: Webstor
We were in the home of the Andreenids and they lived in a huge hive in a cave in the Mystic Mountains. We were in the kingdon of Andreenos. It was a beautiful place and we saw that the people of Andreenos had a very sophisticated and unique culture and caste system.
Me: Wow! So this is Andreenos.
Lori: It's literally an incredible place.
Lisa: It certainly is. It has a very sophisticated system and culture.
Buzz-Off: Yes. My people are a very prideful and stubborn race. We are a people that have looked after ourselves for eons. But after seeing the very threat that Skeletor posses to the entire planet we decided to put our culture and differences aside to make sure he is stopped.
Me: I'm glad you are working with the Avion people in this time of crisis Buzz-Off.
Buzz-Off: Yes. Thank you.
We were in another hive and we saw a bunch of honeycomb food items.
Me: What's all this?
Buzz-Off: This is a miracle food we make called Ambrosia. It's a special food and it enhances our strength and makes us stronger. We normally don't show this to outsiders but in this time of crisis we're more than willing to make an exception.
Me: I can see.
Teela: Skeletor used this food against us a while back. But he had no idea that only the Andreenids can eat it without side effects.
Man-At-Arms: Yes. When anyone other than the Andreenids eat the ambrosia it quickly wears off and becomes toxic.
Me: Does it kill you?
Buzz-Off: No. It quickly reverts the user back to their pre-consumption state.
Me: Skeletor was not very smart wasn't he?
Stratos: No he wasn't.
Lincoln: It's good he learned that the hard way.
Linka: Usually evil always has to learn the hard way.
Then a figure jumped down and it was Webstor!
Webstor: Come into my parlor, said the Spider to the Flies.
Me: Webstor. A freak like you needs to be squished.
Leni: (FREAKS OUT) SPIDER!
She took Man-At-Arms mace hammer and went at Webstor and pounded the living daylights out of him.
Lincoln and Ed grabbed her and restrained her.
Lincoln: Leni calm down!
Webstor: OW! THAT REALLY HURT!
Teela: Why did Leni freak out like that?
Me: She has an extreme fear of spiders and whenever she see's one she freaks out and squishes them or blasts them with bug spray.
Ram Man: That's a nasty fear.
Webstor (to Leni): I wonder what made you all decide to be harsh on people like us. Maybe your parents got shot and sent to the hospital by a gang of thugs.
OH HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Lola (angry): SHUT YOUR MOUTH, FREAKSHOW!
Webstor (smugly): Looks like I was right. Your parents actually did get shot after all. And you all decide to take it out on our fellow villains like Nerissa and Shriek.
Me: Shut up you freak! You are really stupid and saying stuff like that is really low even for you freak. Lucy, Riku, Demona, Leni, Buzz-Off, Zoe, Roxy, get him.
Lucy: With pleasure.
Demona went at Webstor and kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and Riku fired a blast of fire at him.
Buzz-Off bashed him with his spear.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning at Webstor and he was electrocuted. Leni was bashing Webstor all over the place and more and Roxy used her magic on him.
Zoe: You really disgust me saying stuff like that Webstor.
Zoe fired a blast of black fire at him and burned him.
Lucy: Combo time.
Demona: This is gonna be good.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and Demon fired a stream of black fire.
Lucy and Demona: NIGHT FIRE BAT STORM!
The blasts of darkness combined and turned into a massive colony of bats made of pure black fire and they went at Webstor and burned him bad with millions of bats.
Riku fired a blast of light from his Keyblade and blew his extra arms off.
Riku: Combo time Roxy!
Roxy: You got it Riku!
Roxy fired an animal paw beam and Riku fired a blast of dark fire.
Riku and Roxy: DARK WOLF STORMFIRE!
The blasts combined and turned into a wolf made of lightning and fire and it hit Webstor and he bursted into flames and was reduced to ashes in an instant.
Me: Good riddance to bad rubbish. I think I know what Skeletor is trying to do. He's messing with our minds with reminding us of the deeds we have done and he wants us to feel guilty for killing bad guys.
Nico: That's just what I was thinking.
Lori: That is literally messed up.
Lana: It sure is.
Me: Yeah. But he and his cronies are gonna pay for everything they have done. Either in prison or in the darkness of Hell.
He-Man: That's right.
Battle 8: Evil Seed
In the Evergreen Forest we saw lots of beautiful plants and animals.
Me: I have a feeling that this is where we'll find Evil Seed.
Mossman: Yes. Evil Seed is the enemy of all things healthy and balanced in nature. He has a strong hatred towards all humans for eating plants.
Laney: He gives all things related to nature a really bad name and he doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Me: Yep.
Jared: I may be a vegetarian but he'll be a pile of burning ashes by the time we're done with him.
Allenby: He sure will.
Evil Seed: Then you all will die!
We saw the living plant humanoid EVIL SEED!
Me: So you are Evil Seed!
Lori: He is literally the most disgusting vegetable I've ever seen.
Lana: And I always eat my vegetables.
Evil Seed: You humans are disgusting creatures! You are just a bunch of weeds!
Me: Yeah we've heard that one before!
Evil Seed: Did you know that Floyd Lawton had a daughter?
Lori: Of course we did!
Evil Seed: And yet, you still killed him anyway. I bet her daughter really hates you now for that.
Lori: No she doesn't. She hates her father for the monster he became and she literally despises him with a passion.
Me: That's right. Evil Seed you are gonna become a pile of ashes by the time we're through with you! Riley, Cornelia, Ben, Bobby, Lori, Hay Lin, Arpeggio, Mossman, Teresa, Laney, Sam, get him.
Lori: With pleasure.
They went at him and Ben turned into Shocksquatch.
Ben: SHOCKSQUATCH!
He fired a blast of lightning at him and burned his leg off. Evil Seed regenerated his leg and Cornelia entangled him in vines and the vines were burning him.
Me: Wow! The vines are full of good life and Evil Seed's vines are born from hatred and evil.
Lincoln: That's amazing!
Earth: It sure is.
Teresa fired a sonic blast and Evil Seed was screaming in pain.
Evil Seed: You are disgusting creatures!
He-Man punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach.
Evil Seed then formed a Plant Tyrannosaurus.
Laney tamed it and made it a healthy creature and turned it against Evil Seed. It opened it's mouth and fired barbs from it and skewered him.
Evil Seed then formed a snake from a root and it shrieked and Laney, Riley and Sam M. tamed them.
Teresa: You are a total abomination to everything in nature.
Hay Lin: I was just gonna say that Teresa.
Teresa: Combo time Lori.
Lori: You literally got it Hay Lin.
Hay Lin and Lori both fired a massive blast of wind
Hay Lin and Lori: HYPERCANE WIND SHREDDER!
The blasts of wind combined and with the sheer force of 500 Mile Per Hour winds, it hit Evil Seed with devastating force.
Hay Lin: Lets get her Arpeggio!
Arpeggio: Lets dear Hay Lin!
Hay Lin fired a blast of wind and Arpeggio fired laser feathers.
Hay Lin and Arpeggio: HURRICANE FEATHER STORM!
The blasts combined and turned into a tornado of laser feathers and it burned and ripped apart Evil Seed.
Teresa: Combo time Arpeggio!
Arpeggio: (British Accent) You got it darling.
Teresa: Please don't call me that.
Teresa fired a sonic blast and Arpeggio fired laser feathers.
Teresa and Arpeggio: SONIC FEATHERSTORM SLASHER!
The sonic waves combined with the feathers and they slashed Evil Seed into mulch.
Teresa fired a blast of sonic waves and Lori fired a blast of wind.
Teresa and Lori: SONIC HURRICANE SLASHER!
The blasts combined and turned into a hurricane and it shredded Evil Seed more and Lola fired a blast of fire and the attacks incinerated him into ash.
Lola: That takes care of that freak of nature.
Lincoln: You said it Lola.
Me: Good job guys.
Evil Seed's spirit then appeared.
Evil Seed: I WILL GET MY REVENGE! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL DEAD!
He went at me and just as he was about to reach me he was sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness for all eternity.
Nicole: Never again mulch breath.
Me: Good job Nicole.
Nicole: Thanks dad.
Battle 9: Trap Jaw
In the Avion kingdom we were walking around.
Me: Wow! So this is your home Stratos?
Stratos: It sure is J.D. These are my people and we live in the skies in the Mystic Mountains.
Me: Your kingdom is amazing Stratos. We love flying and you can get anywhere fast when doing it.
Stratos: (Laughs) That's true.
Laney: So who do we have left of Skeletor's forces to take down?
Mekaneck: We have Trap Jaw, King Hiss, Two Bad and Clawful.
Me: And lastly Skeletor himself and things have not been going his way huh.
Lincoln: No they haven't.
Me: Yep.
Maggie: I have a special surprise in store for Skeletor when we face him.
Me: I have a feeling I know what it is Maggie.
Trap Jaw: If you live long enough to use it!
We saw Trap Jaw.
Me: Trap Jaw. I see you got an upgrade after we fought the last time.
Trap Jaw: Yes I did J.D.
Lincoln: What do you mean by that?
Me: Well after I splashed that acid into Keldor's face and got him turned into Skeletor, I fired a blast of fire at Trap Jaw. But before he was Trap Jaw he was a criminal named Kronis. I blew his right arm and part of his jaw off.
Trap Jaw: That's right J.D.
Lori: You literally did a number on him.
Leni: It totes makes him look ugly.
Me: You're telling me. As much as I enjoy making fun of our enemies we have a job to do.
Trap Jaw: You heroes claim that we're the bad guys. But you all just kill whatever villain you hate without a second thought. Did it ever occur to you that you're all becoming bad guys as well?
This statement actually makes Lincoln and Laney look down in shame.
Trap Jaw: That's what I thought. Next time you want to accuse us of being evil, make sure your slates are clean.
Me: I must admit you definitely have a lot of guts standing up to us like that. But it won't work. We know what Skeletor is trying to do. He's trying to break us with guilt because of how we killed our enemies and threw them in prison. But they deserve it regardless. Stewie, Tecna, Bowser Jr., Lincoln, Luna, Circe, Lisa, Teela, get him.
Luna: You got it dude.
Lisa: Affirmative.
They went at him.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted Trap Jaw.
Luna: Time to call in the special forces bro.
Lincoln: You got it Luna.
They pulled out their R rings and put them on.
Luna and Lincoln: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
A beam of blue light fired from them and a portal opened up and out came the Ripping Friends.
Rip: Hi guys!
Luna: Hey Rip.
Chunk: What's going on?
Lincoln: We could use your help guys to take down him.
Crag: You got it. Come on guys.
Luna, Lincoln and The Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
They went at Trap Jaw and viciously pulverized and thrashed him. They brutally pulverized him all over the place and bashed his face into pulp.
Lisa and Stewie fired laser blasts and burned holes into Trap Jaw.
Stewie: Tecna, it's combo time!
Tecna: (British Accent) You got it Stewie!
Tecna fired a rainbow blast and Stewie fired a laser.
Stewie and Tecna: PRISM LASER FIRESTORM!
The blasts combined and turned into a deadly rainbow laser and blasted a hole into his chest.
Lisa: Lets finish him with our combined attack Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr.: You got it L-dog!
Lisa fired a powerful laser blast and Bowser Jr. fired a blast of fire.
Lisa and Bowser Jr.: FLAMING LASER FLOWERSTORM!
The fire combined with the lasers and turned into laser petals and shredded Trap Jaw.
Chazz: Final Smash time.
He pulled out 5 Duel Monster Cards. It was Ojama Red, Blue, Black, Yellow and Green. He summoned said Ojama's and they went at Trap Jaw and used their Final Smash.
Chazz and the Ojama's: OJAMA DELTA HURRICANE!
They spun and became a powerful tornado of energy and blasted all the way through him and they killed him instantly.
Jaden: Way to go Chazz!
Me: Righteous dude! It's his turn to CHAZZ!
Jaden, Alexis, Syrus, Bastion and Blair: IT!
Chumley, Tyranno and Yubel: UP!
Chazz: Thanks guys. (To the viewers) This is my first ever Final Smash and it was awesome!
Chazz went over and he saw that he was dead.
Chazz (sees Trap Jaw's dead body): He's dead, alright. We're never gonna see him again.
Me: No we aren't. But you did great Chazz.
Chazz: Thanks man.
Adam: That was pretty cool!
Me: Yep.
Battle 10: King Hiss
We were trekking through the Tar Swamp. It was a gross and smelly swamp.
Me: This swamp is revolting.
Luan: It sure Sticks to you. (Laughs) Get it?
Me: (Laughs) That is a good one Luan.
King Hiss: It was-s-s-s not funny.
We saw King Hiss.
Me: King Hiss. You would make a fine pet for Orochimaru in the darkness of Hell.
King Hiss: So you are the ones we knew were coming to kill Skeletor.
Me: That's right. You've tormented all of this planet for the last time. A nice dark prison cell would be nice for you. Nico, May, Laney, Leni, Karai, Xion, Rachel, Musa, Roboto, you're up.
Nico: You got it.
Nico went Super Saiyan 2 and they went at him. Nico punched King Hiss in the face and knocked out one of his teeth. Nico picked it up and put it in his pocket.
Leni and Karai slashed him and cut him up bad.
Leni: You would totes make the ugliest fashion accessory.
Karai: (Japanese Accent) You dishonor your people.
King Hiss: It's funny. I'm supposed to be the snake. But you all kill any villain that you deem guilty. I guess that makes you all no better then I am.
Me: We're monsters killing monsters. But only those that deserve it.
Leni: Lets use a combo Karai!
Karai: Okay.
They went at King Hiss with their swords ready.
Leni and Karai: 10,000 SWORD SLASH!
They slashed King Hiss in many places.
Roboto punched him and blasted him with a laser blast. Laney wrapped King Hiss in bramble vines.
Xion fired a blast of fire.
Xion slashed him and fired a blast of ice and froze him.
Xion: Combo time Musa!
Musa: You got it.
Musa fired a musical blast and Xion fired a blast of light.
Xion and Musa: RAINBOW SIREN SONG!
The light merged with the music notes and turned them into rainbow light notes and they hit him and knocked him out.
Me: That was a waste of time.
I snapped my fingers and stripped him of his powers and more. I beamed him into the Titan Prison.
Me: A prison is good for him.
Battle 11: Clawful
We were by the ocean again and we were resting and enjoying the beauty of the Eternia sea.
Me: Whoo! We sure have been busy here.
Vince: We sure have.
Clawful: Don't celebrate just yet.
We saw Clawful.
Me: Clawful.
Cornelia: Good news, Clawful. Evil Lyn told us to go easy on you. So we've decided to throw you in the Moon Prison where you can eat all of that delicious Cajun Food.
Clawful: Oh thank goodness. I didn't like working for Skeletor. He was such a jerk.
Me: He's a jerk to everyone in Eternia and he will die a horrible and painful death at my hands.
Clawful: Good.
Lincoln: How do we know this isn't a trick?
Me: I sense a spark of good inside of him Lincoln. We did say to go easy on him.
Lincoln: True.
Irma: You know what, Cornelia? I'm starting to feel sorry for Clawful.
Cornelia: Why?
Irma: Because all his life, people looked down on him. Even Skeletor. Heck, his own species think of him as a weakling.
Cornelia: You're probably right. And Evil Lyn did say to go easy on him.
Me: Yeah.
Clawful then had an aura of darkness around him.
Me: Uh oh! Sandman, Clayface, Lynn, Cornelia, Lori, Teela, Ram Man, get him to calm down!
Ram Man: Right!
They went at him. Clayface wrapped him up in Clay and Teela bashed him all over his face and Ram Man rammed him.
Lori blew him around in a tornado of wind. Lynn tried out her amulet and fired a red fire laser at him and burned him.
Cornelia: Combo time Sandman!
Sandman: You got it Cornelia!
Cornelia sent numerous vines and Sandman fired a huge blast of sand.
Cornelia and Sandman: DESERT BLOOM PUNCH!
The vines had sand form into a fist and it punched Clawful.
Lynn: Lets get him Clayface!
Clayface: You got it Lynn!
Lynn sent a wave of lava and Clayface threw a mace ball.
Lynn and Clayface: VOLCANIC MACE POUNDER!
The lava coated the mace ball and it turned it into a mace ball of lava and it slammed into Clawful.
Clawful is knocked down.
I removed the darkness from him and Nicole sealed it into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Sora: Let me heal him.
He did so with his Keyblade.
Me: Good work guys.
Clawful got up and he was better than ever.
Clawful: Thank you so much guys!
Me: You're welcome Clawful. Sorry we roughed you up like that.
Clawful: No worries.
Me: Well we have 1 more member of Skeletor's forces to take down and then we go after him.
Nico: That's right.
I used my magic to make the snake fang from King Hiss into a necklace for Nico.
Battle 12: Two Bad
We were heading for the Dark Hemisphere and we were not far from the border.
Me: We're getting close to the border of the Dark Hemisphere.
Adam: And Skeletor's fall.
Me: Yep.
Two Bad: We won't let you get to Skeletor!
We saw Two Bad.
Me: Two Bad.
Tuvar: That's right. I'm Tuvar.
Baddrah: And I'm Baddrah.
Me: Pleasure. I take it you two were fused together because of magic.
Tuvar: That's right.
Baddrah: I hate being stuck to him!
Me: Sheesh. Like a couple of two year old kids. No offense.
Lily: None taken.
Me: Carol, Lynn, Will, Lincoln, Elena, Man-E-Faces, Shocker, go get em.
Elena: With pleasure.
Elena fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him and Man-E-Faces used his monster strength and punched him all over the place.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and burned him. Shocker did the same and Lynn fired a blast of lava. Carol used King Ghidorah's Gravity Lightning and it hit him and exploded.
Elena: Combo time!
Will: You got it!
Elena and Will fired a blast of lightning.
Elena and Will: LIGHTNING MAELSTROM!
The blasts of Lightning combined and turned into a massive whirlpool of lightning and it hit Two Bad and Electrocuted him.
Elena (to Two Bad as he gets back up): How pathetic. You didn't even see us coming.
Lisa: Skeletor made a horrible choice recruiting you two. Not just for your apparent lack of skills but also for your inability to work together. I mean, what kind of team argues with one another.
Tuvar: We're dysfunctional?! We're not the ones who got a brother killed with that stupid Sister Fight Protocol!
Me: For your information you dunderheads that is not what happened.
Man-E-Faces fired a laser blast.
Shocker: Combo time Lincoln!
Lincoln: You got it Herman!
Shocker and Lincoln fired huge blasts of lightning.
Shocker and Lincoln: LIGHTNING CLOUD BARRAGE!
Their lightning turned into a massive cloud and hit Two Bad with a huge number of lightning strikes.
Nico: I think it's time for you two to be separated.
Nico fired a blast of magic and it separated
Tuvar: We're seperated?
Nico: Yep. You sure are. (Tuvar hugs me)
Tuvar: Thank you so much! I've been looking for a way to get seperated from that idiot! How can I ever repay you?
Nico (weirded out): Um... turn yourself in?
Tuvar: Done! As long as I don't get put into the same prison as Baddrah.
Nico: Fine. FYI, we're sending Baddrah to the Moon Prison since he would definitely like Cajun Fox's food.
Baddrah: Fine with me. Anything to get away from this numbskull.
Me: Done.
I snap my fingers and beam them both to their prisons. I beamed Tuvar to the Titan Prison and Baddrah to the Moon Prison.
Me: That's that. Now it's just us and Skeletor.
Adam: It's time to end him once and for all.
Me: Yep. Get ready Skeletor. Your destruction is now at hand.
Part 13: SKELETOR!
We arrived in the Dark Hemisphere and just a couple of miles ahead of us was Snake Mountain, Skeletor's base of operations and the hideout of ultimate evil. It was a snake-shape mountain and out of its mouth was a perpetual river of lava and it was surrounded by an immense lava field. It looked like it was a lair from the very darkness of Hell in its entirety.
Me: There it is guys. Snake Mountain, lair of Skeletor.
Vince: Yep. It's gonna be a rough battle.
Me: It sure is partner. But I'm ready for him. After 5 years I am ready. Time to also call in some friends.
I pulled out the Sword of Omens and I had my eyes in alignment with the hilt as the red gem glowed.
Me: THUNDER! THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERCATS HOOO!
The sword blade grew longer and the gem became a cat symbol and it shined into the sky and it emitted a really loud roar.
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!
The symbol became a portal and the ThunderCats theme song played. The ThunderTank came out of the portal and it was coming towards us.
Singers: THUNDERCATS ARE ON THE MOVE! THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE! FEEL THE MAGIC! HEAR THE ROAR! THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE!
The ThunderCats arrived.
Lion-O: J.D. it's good to see you.
Me: You too Lion-O. Guys. I would like you all to meet the famous ThunderCats of The Planet Third Earth. After I burned Skeletor I helped the ThunderCats kill the ruthless and evil Mumm-Ra and they made me a member of the ThunderCats becoming the first ever Human to join them.
Lion-O: It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I'm Lion-O, Leader of the ThunderCats.
Tygra: I'm Tygra, Architect of the ThunderCats.
Panthro: I'm Panthro, chief mechanic of the ThunderCats.
Cheetara: I'm Cheetara, the voice of reason for the ThunderCats.
WilyKit: I'm WilyKit.
WilyKat: And I'm WilyKat. We're the twins and we're called the ThunderKittens.
Lincoln: It's an honor to meet you all.
Lori: Same here.
We revealed what we're on Eternia for and more. We proceeded on and it was going to be a battle that will decide the Fate of Eternia.
Inside the mountain, Skeletor was waiting for everyone to come back.
Skeletor: What is taking them so long? They should've come back after dealing with J.D. Knudson and his friends.
Then a massive fiery explosion blew a hole in the wall of the mountain.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared Skeletor saw all of us ready to fight.
Me: Hello Skeletor.
Skeletor: So the Famous J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Masters of The Universe have decided to launch an attack on me.
Me: That's right. And I have a score to settle with you.
Skeletor: What do you mean?
Me: You remember the fight that left you without your face? I was the one that took it from you. I was only 12 when I did it. Now I'm going to finish you off once and for all and kill you.
Skeletor: (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) That is amusing J.D. I would've remembered you doing that.
Me: That's because I didn't have this scar on my left cheek on my face back then. I am that kid. It's just that I have changed dramatically.
Skeletor then knew I was right and he got a good look at me and his eyes glowed red. Or his eye sockets for that matter.
Skeletor: YOU! You took my face from me!
Me: Now you remember. But I'm not the same as I was back then Skeletor. I'm now far more powerful than ever before and I'm going to destroy you once and for all.
Skeletor: I will destroy you first!
He then saw Clawful and Circe.
Skeletor (to Clawful and Circe): I let you two serve me. And this is the thanks I get?!
Circe (He-Man): Sorry, Skeletor. But you really were a terrible boss.
Clawful: And here's my resignation! (kicks Skeletor in the groin)
Me: Ohh! Nice shot. But he's mine guys.
I walk up to him as he got up.
Skeletor: Your powers interest me, Knudson. I'm going to enjoy sucking them out of you and making them my own.
Me: I'd like to see you try Skeletor and my power cannot be taken or stolen. It has to be earned or you have to be chosen to receive it. Now...
I start powering up.
(Gohan's Anger Theme Plays)
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I flared up my full power and my Super Angel Aura and lightning was striking everywhere. The ground all over the area was shaking violently and more and lava was rising high into the sky. Then I unleashed my power.
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
In a massive flash of golden yellow light my full power was unleashed. I was in my Super Angel 10,000 form and the level of power I had was incredible.
Will: Guys we have to give our powers to J.D. to help him.
Irma: Lets do it.
They put the Aurameres on me and the powers of the Guardians were all in me and my powers were enhanced dramatically. I had Lightning, Water, Fire, Leaves, Wind, Stars, Clocks and Pink Energy swirling around me.
Me: (Echoing Voice) Skeletor, I will never forgive you for any of your crimes. You will now face the Divine Judgement of a god!
Skeletor: Lets see you try my young friend.
Me: Lets.
I unsheathed my sword and Skeletor fired a blast of energy from his staff at me and it hit me and exploded. When the smoke cleared I was still standing but I was unfazed by his attack. There wasn't a scratch on me.
Me: Your staff is broken!
When I said that Skeletor's staff instantly exploded into fiery splinters. Destroying it.
Skeletor (to He Man): I knew that you were finally getting serious when you and your friends killed half of my Evil Warriors. Just as I knew that you would get tired fighting your way here. Leaving you open for me to deliver the coup de grace.
He-Man: Your reign of terror is over Skeletor. You will pay for everything you have done.
Me: Lets dance.
Skeletor: Lets.
(Forsaken by Within Temptation plays)
He unsheathed his sword and it was in two. We went at eachother and clashed and we were clashing with incredible skill, strength and power. Sparks and lightning were flying from our swords with each clash and they were blowing apart the entirety of Snake Mountain and setting most of the entire area on fire and it was burning in a massive and raging epic conflagration. I kicked Skeletor in the face and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in the chest and exploded. When the smoke faded his chest had a huge hole blown into it and it completely exposed his black evil heart to the open.
Me: Wow! And I thought Nerissa's heart was as black as the darkness.
I kicked him in the face and we resumed our clash and massive thunderous shockwaves were being felt all over the area and blowing much of the landscape apart.
Suddenly explosions hit Skeletor and the source was Nico.
Nico: Skeletor, you have failed this kingdom! (fires Sixsix's missiles at him)
They hit him and blew his cloak apart.
Me: Lets take him down together guys! I've had my fun.
Nico: Lets do it!
Nico went Super Saiyan 4 and Lincoln, Lori, Linka, Laney, Yuko, Lily, Carol, Vince, Varie and Naruto went Super Angel 2. Goku, Vegeta, Trunks and Gohan went Super Saiyan 2 and Piccolo went Super Namek.
We all went at Skeletor and it was a savage and explosive fight of epic proportions. Massive explosions of fire and energy decimated the landscape and shook the very foundation of the entire planet to the very core. Massive thunderous shockwaves were blowing apart the landscape and more.
Trunks flailed his arms around and put them in a sign.
Trunks: BURNING ATTACK!
He fired a blast of energy and it hit by Skeletor and exploded.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nico: I know what your plan was Skeletor. You were trying to get your Evil Warriors to break us emotionally by having them taunt us about all the villains that we killed.
Skeletor: Well, why don't you all admit it?! You all are no better then me! You might call yourselves heroes. But you're just as much of a monster as me! And so are your friends!
Nico: Well, if you think that, then I guess we're the monsters that hunt down other monsters!
Me: That's right man. And I was the one that figured it out.
Nico: Oh sorry.
Me: No worries.
I punched Skeletor in the face.
Maggie: I have an incredible surprise for you Skeletor.
Skeletor: And what might that be young one?
Maggie pulled out a Black Lantern Ring and put it on. She recited the oath of the Black Lantern Corps.
Maggie: THE BLACKEST NIGHT FALLS FROM THE SKIES;
THE DARKNESS GROWS AS ALL LIGHT DIES;
WE CRAVE YOUR HEARTS AND YOUR DEMISE;
BY MY BLACK HAND THE DEAD SHALL RISE!
Maggie became a Black Lantern and she had a scythe in her hands and a black sleeveless battle body suit and she had black long gloves.
Maggie: Lets see how you like seeing the dead.
Maggie opened her eyes and they were pitch black. She slashed the ground with her scythe and out of the ground arose zombie versions of Mer-Man, Evil Seed, Tri-Klops, Beast Man and Trap Jaw. They went at Skeletor and beat him really viciously and blasted him all over the place.
Luan: Way to go Maggie!
Maggie smiled at Luan and Haiku smiled at her sister.
Mario: (Italian Accent) Lets-a power up!
Luigi: You got it.
Mario and Luigi called out fire and Ice Flowers and they activated on Mario, Luigi, the Princesses, Bowser Jr. and Toad and they threw fire and ice balls at Skeletor.
Lion-O slashed Skeletor with his Sword of Omens.
Tygra lashed him with his whip.
Panthro hit him with his nunchucks
Cheetara used her incredible speed and bashed him all over the place with her staff.
The ThunderKittens swung on vines made by Laney and Riley and they threw bombs at him and they all exploded in his face.
Shagon fired lasers and Mr. Huggles the Doormouse turned into Khor the Destroyer and viciously pounded Skeletor with indescribable fury.
Me: BLACK LIGHTNING (Cups hands to the side) KAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a Kamehameha Wave made entirely of pure black lightning at Skeletor and he dodged it and it hit the walls of the mountain and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared Snake Mountain was now nothing more than a smoking crater and it filled up with lava. Skeletor was on a rock floating in the lake.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him.
Nico used Eis Shenron's ice ray and froze Skeletor's feet to the rock.
Nico: Now lets see how you like this.
He formed a magnifying glass lens.
Nico: NUOVA DEATH RAY!
He fired a focus fire laser and it hit by Skeletor's feet and blew him away in a fiery explosion. Sending him flying and he skidded on the lava and crashed into the side of the cliff.
Star Girl bashed Skeletor in the face with her staff.
Star Girl: Lets see how you like my Final Smash!
She used her Final Smash.
Star Girl: STAR BLAST METEOR SHOWER!
She fired a blast from her staff into the air and it rained down numerous energy blasts onto Skeletor that exploded on contact.
Tai: Lets get him Agumon!
Agumon: You got it Tai.
Agumon then Digivolved.
Agumon: AGUMON DIGIVOLVE TO...
He became Greymon.
Greymon: (Echoing) GREYMON!
Greymon charged and rammed Skeletor and sent him flying.
Greymon: (Echoing) NOVA BLAST!
He fired a huge fireball and it hit Skeletor and burned him bad.
Trunks: Lets use our combo on him Greymon!
Greymon: You got it Trunks.
Trunks put his hands in that sign.
Trunks: BURNING ATTACK!
He fired an energy blast.
Greymon: (Echoing) NOVA BLAST!
He fired a fireball.
Trunks and Greymon: BURNING NOVA ATTACK!
The blasts combined into a fiery energy blast and it hit Skeletor and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Skeletor was badly weakened from our fight and he was on his last legs. I took his swords.
Me: Now to finish you off once and for all Skeletor. You have caused so much pain and suffering to this planet and you will now face punishment for your crimes. And that punishment is death! Trunks, lets get him.
Trunks: Right.
We kicked Skeletor high into the air and we teleport up to him and I then stab him in his black heart and look into his eye sockets with glowing red eyes.
Me: GO TO HELL AND TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU!
Then me and Trunks slashed him into a million pieces with our swords and fired a massive energy blast and completely vaporized Skeletor in an instant and he was dead. Skeletor - the ultimate evil of Eternia and its most dangerous enemy was killed and defeated by us for good.
I powered down and all the powers of the Guardians returned and we all powered down and everyone cheered wildly.
Me: It's over guys. Skeletor is dead.
Nicole: And I sealed his spirit into the Book of Vile Darkness dad.
Me: Great job. You all did a great job. I'm proud of all of you.
Skeletor had now been silenced forever and Eternia can now be at peace knowing that Skeletor and his forces will never terrorize the lands ever again.
Back at the Palace we were given medals for our heroic deeds in putting an end to Skeletor. We had a huge victory feast to celebrate and we brought a lot of conflicts on Eternia to an end and peace now ruled. Clawful's kind formed an alliance with all the races of Eternia. We even set up a huge intergalactic trade route with Eternia and Earth. Even though our planets are 4,000 light-years apart from each other we built jump gates to get there. Clawful now works in Gotham Royal York at the newest fusion restaurant buffet that was built: The Orlean Calcutta Creole Curry Fusion Restaurant and he was a great cook in the creole food. I kept Skeletor's swords as a trophy.
Me: (To the Viewers) Remember this guys, even when some people say bad stuff about you, you shouldn't let that get to you. Always find a way to overcome those words and the challenges ahead.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
The 2002 version of He-Man and The Masters of The Universe was an awesome show and it was much better than the one from the 1980's and it was much more action packed. I never saw the version of He-Man from the 1980's because I wasn't born back then. I also wanted to include the ThunderCats from both 2011 and 1985. I liked both versions. I never saw the 2011 version but I heard it was cool. But it's the version from 1985 that I'm most familiar with. The 2002 version of He-Man however was left in a huge cliffhanger after the ending of Season 2 on January 10th, 2004. He-Man 2002 was a great show from August 16th, 2002 tp January 10th, 2004. So I figured me and NicoChan11 could create our own version of the shows ending and kill Skeletor for good. Thanks for the ideas man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
He-Man and the Masters of The Universe 2002 is owned by Michael Halperin and Cartoon Network.
ThunderCats from 1985 and 2011 is owned by Leonard Starr, Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network.
