Part 1: The Killing Spree of Zsasz.


It starts with me looking up stuff on the computer.

Me: Hmm. This looks interesting. What is a Sibling Worth?

I saw that it was a story created on the internet and it was an interesting story. But as I kept reading I saw that it was the aftermath of the infamous events of the Bad Luck Karma Nightmare A.K.A. the N.S.L. Travesty.

Me: Whoa! Hey Lincoln, Lynn, take a look at this!

Lincoln and Lynn arrived.

Lynn: What's up?

Me: Look at this. This is a story someone created on the internet and it's the Aftermath of the Bad Luck Karma Nightmare.

Lincoln: This looks weird.

Lynn and Lincoln read the story and they gasped in shock.

Lincoln: Jeez! Lynn I would never bite you in the leg like that!

Lynn: And after everything that has happened with that nightmare I'm glad I don't think that way anymore.

Lincoln: And you saying that you wish I was never born would be the most horrible thing ever said.

Me: No kidding guys. Lets see what else he made.

I looked at more stories and I saw a strange one.

Me: This is a strange one. "Syngenesophobia."

Lincoln: What is that?

Me: It's the fear of relatives.

Lynn: That sounds very serious.

Me: It is.

Everyone gathered and we read the story and we were absolutely shocked at what we read.

Me: Jumping Flank steaks!

Lori: That story is literally the most scariest thing we've ever read.

Laney: I can't believe you all would savagely beat up Lincoln like that and scar him for life.

Lana: Jeez! No kidding.

Luan: The Sister Fight Protocal ruined everything for us.

Me: It sure did and in the end it made you all outcasts in Royal Woods.

Carol: That is awful.

Linka: No kidding. Everyone hates you now because of how you hurt Lincoln.

Lynn Sr.: I say! I would never hurt my own children with my own belt. That's child abuse.

Me: It sure is. But at least Clyde and Ronnie Anne are helping out in this.

Laney: They sure are.

Me: It just goes to show you all. When you express the terrible emotion of rage in a deadly way, there will be horrible consequences.

Luna: That's right dude.

The alarm sounded and Commissioner Jim Gordon was on the form.

Me: Commissioner Gordon, what can we do for you?

Commissioner Gordon: J.D. The ruthless Mister Zsasz has escaped from Arkham Asylum and is causing a lot of deaths all over Gotham Royal York. He has been killing numerous people left and right and he has been adding to his death count like crazy.

Me: (Gasp) That monster! He will die a thousand deaths for this. We're on our way.

He hung up.

Lincoln: Who is Mister Zsasz?

Me: His name is Victor Zsasz A.K.A. Mister Zsasz and he is a ruthless serial killer with absolutely no regard for the value of human life. This is what he looks like.

I pull up his picture and he was a bald headed man with an incredibly evil homicidal grin and he had numerous tally mark scars all over his body.

Lucy: Gasp!

Luan: Whoa! This guy looks evil to the core!

Laney: He has more scars than anyone!

Me: He does. Each tally mark scar on his body is the number of victims he killed.

Lola: This guy needs to die a horrible and agonizing death!

Me: My thoughts exactly. Come on guys!

We headed out to the city.


In the city, Zsasz had a drunk man named Randy Marsh cornered in an alleyway.

Randy (drunk): C'mon, man! What do ya want from me?

In a few seconds, he got stabbed through the chest.

Zsasz (to Randy's dead body): What I want is your life.

And he cut another part of his body and laughed like a crazed madman.

Zsasz was about to kill a woman named Sheila Broflovski.

Sheila Broflovski: You put that knife away before I call the police! (gets decapacitated)

Zsasz (Scowling): Am I really only killing dumb people today?

Then without warning I swooped in and punched him in the face and he crashed into the wall. He got up and saw us ready to fight him.

Me: Victor Zsasz A.K.A. Mister Zsasz.

Zsasz: That's right.

Varie: You are the most disgusting creature ever to walk this world.

Zsasz (gestures to his scars): You see these? Each scar is a life. You all have scars now, too. Don't you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm? Did you all like it? Did you all feel the release?

Me: We only kill those that only deserve it. You just kill people for the sheer thrill of it. You are nothing more than a homicidal maniac with absolute no regard for the value of human life and people like you only deserve one place and that is the darkness of Hell burning for all eternity.

Zsasz: I'll kill you all and take you all with me!

Me: Come and try it!

I go at him and punch him in the face and kick him in the stomach.

He went at me and punched at me and he slashed me in the face and I had a bleeding cut over my right eye.

Me: Just for that one I'll make sure your death is slow and extremely painful!

Batman then swooped in and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into the wall again.

Zsasz (to Batman): C'mon, Batman! You wouldn't kill me, would you?

Batman: No. Even after all this time, I still won't kill. But I gave up on redeeming scum like you a long time ago after what Joker did to Jason Todd. I know that J.D. and the others would never force me to kill someone. But I will gladly let them kill villains like you if necessary. You better hope that your death is quick and painless!

Megan changed into her Dark Samus suit and fired a blue hyperbeam blast and Zsasz dodged it and it hit the building and exploded and blew him into the ground and Rhino bashed him in the stomach and sends him crashing into the wall.

Nico: Victor Zsasz, you have failed this city! (Fires Trap Jaw's blaster at him)

Me: He has failed every city.

Megan: Teresa lets use a combo on him.

Teresa: You got it.

Megan fired a blue hyperbeam blast and Teresa fired a sonic wave blast.

Megan and Teresa: SONIC PHAZON STREAM!

The sonic waves merged with the blue hyperbeam and it hit Zsasz and blew him away.

Batgirl: Time for a Final Smash!

Batgirl used her Final Smash.

Batgirl: BAT STORM DESTROYER!

She sent a huge colony of bats at Zsasz and they bit and scratched him all over the place.

Zsasz was bleeding profusely and Poison Ivy blew some pheromone dust onto him and she had complete control over him.

Poison Ivy: Zsasz, do me a favor. Get out your knife and slit your own throat!

He took his knife and slashed his own throat and he was almost fully decapitated.

Nico: Is he dead?

Megan kicked Zsasz's corpse in the ribs but got no response.

Megan: Oh yeah. Zsasz is officially dead.

Me: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Nico: You know what? I think I should give Zsasz 9 points for at least trying to kill us. (gives his body a small scar with his own knife) One. (gives his body another scar) Two. (gives his body another scar) Three. (gives his body another scar) Four. (gives his body another scar) Five. (gives his body another scar) Six.

Teresa (turns green): Nico.

Nico: Yeah?

Teresa: Please stop doing that to Zsasz's corpse.

Me: I think we get it man.

Zsasz' spirit then appeared.

Nicole: You will never kill another soul again Zsasz! (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!

His evil spirit went into the Book of Vile Darkness.

Me: Go to Hell and stay there Zsasz.

Lincoln: That guy was a monster.

Batman: He sure was Lincoln.

Lana: That guy deserved the most horrible and agonizing death anyone can ever imagine.

Me: My thoughts exactly Lana.

I looked over his body.

Me: Geez! Look at all these scars!

Lynn: How many people did this guy kill?

Luna: Too many from the looks of it dudes.

Nicole: It says here that he killed 350 people!

We gasped in sheer horror.

Me: 350 people!?

Laney: That would make him the most prolific serial killer in the history of the world!

Lori: This guy is literally a scumbag!

Me: My thoughts exactly Lori. Lola burn his body.

Lola: With pleasure J.D.

Lola fired a blast of fire and incinerated Zsasz into a pile of ashes.

BURN IN HELL VICTOR ZSASZ.


Part 2: Taste The Rainbow


Me, Lana and Lola were watching cartoons.

BONK!

We laughed at the show.

Me: That is always funny how the bad guy gets pounded.

Lana: It sure is.

Then a commercial came on and it was a farmer getting ready to plant something. He put Skittles candy in the ground and watered them and then a rainbow bursted out of the ground and rained Skittles candy.

Woman: Skittles. Taste the Rainbow.

Me: That is always so cool how they do that.

Lana: I love Skittles Candy.

Lola: Me too.

Me: So do I. I think that would be so cool to have it rain candy like that.

Lola: I know. Skittles is so yummy!

Me: Maybe we can try it out! See if we can do the same thing.

Laney: I don't know if that will work.

Me: We won't know until we try.

We go out into the backyard and Lana dug a small hole and I put in one of each flavor of Skittles and Lana covered it and watered them. We had baskets ready.

Me: Okay. Stand back.

Suddenly the ground shook and bursted open and out of the ground came out a beautiful rainbow and it was raining Skittles!

Me: It worked!

Laney: I don't believe it!

The baskets filled up and we had a lot of skittles.

Everyone came outside and we were dancing around and trying to catch them and eat them.

Lori: This is literally so amazing!

Leni: I totes love Skittles!

Lisa: This is all a magnificent scientific marvel!

Lily: I love Skittles! They are so good!

Lincoln: How did you do this J.D.!?

Me: You guys know those Skittles commercials?

Lori: Let me guess. You wanted to see if it worked?

Me: Bingo.

Lori: It literally does work now.

Me: Yep.

Bobby: Oh babe this is so awesome!

Roxanne: I literally love Skittles!

Lynda: This is awesome!

Ramon: I could eat all this!

Me: You would get cavities and diabetes if you did.

The rainbow stopped 10 minutes later and we had a lot of baskets full of Skittles candy.

Me: That oughta keep us fed with snacks for a while.

Lynn Sr.: Where did you get all these baskets of Skittles!?

Rita: Let me guess, you duplicated what you saw in a Skittles commercial.

Me: You hit the nail right on the head Ms. Rita.

Rita: I haven't had Skittles in a long time.

Rita took some and ate them and she tasted the fruitiness of the rainbow.

Rita: Mmm! Oh I missed the taste of the fruit rainbow!

Me: Don't eat all of them Ms. Rita. After all you are a dentist and you don't want to pull our teeth out because of cavities.

Rita: (Laughs) True.

Numbuh 1: That was a great job J.D.

Me: Thanks Nigel. I think this oughta keep some of the Kids Next Door happy for a while.

Numbuh 362: It sure will J.D.

We put the baskets of Skittles in the pantry and in the Kids Next Door candy vaults.


Part 3: Yumi's Hiccups


It starts with us watching TV and reading books and playing card games when suddenly...

HIC!

We heard someone hiccup.

Me: Sounds like someone has the hiccups.

HIC!

We saw that it was Yumi and she has the hiccups.

Yumi: Sorry. HIC!

Me: Geez those are nasty hiccups.

Laney: No kidding.

Lily: What are hiccups?

Edd: Well they are caused by involuntary spasms of your diaphragm which causes your vocal cords to close suddenly.

Me: That's right and they are a complete and total nuisance. They drive people crazy.

Yumi: HIC! No kidding. How do I HIC! Get rid of them?

Me: Try holding your breath for 10 seconds.

Yumi did so and we timed it.


French Narrator: (French Accent) 10 seconds later.


Me: Okay Yumi.

Yumi let her breath go.

Yumi: I think it worked. HIC! Dang it.

Me: Hiccups can be really stubborn.

Laney came back with a glass of water.

Laney: Try sipping a little water.

Yumi: Okay. HIC!

Yumi did so.

Me: Did it work?

Yumi: I think s... HIC!

Me: Those are nasty hiccups.

Ed: I can scare her.

Yumi grabbed her and looked at her in the face.

Ed: (Threatening Voice) I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!

Yumi: HIC! MALICE ME WITH A SHOEHORN!? HIC HIC!

Eddy: That didn't work at all Lumpy.

Maria, Alexis, May, Yolei, Tara, Jen, and Gwen T. each came up with ways to get rid of Yumi's hiccups and they are as follows:

MARIA - Put sugar under Yumi's tongue
ALEXIS - Held Yumi upside-down
YOLEI - Bag Pop

MAY - Freeze her in ice

TARA - Tickle
JEN - Shake her
GWEN T. - Magic.

Nothing worked.

Me: Let me try. Kate, I'm going to use what you saw in Antarctica to scare her.

Kate L: Thanks for the warning J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

Yumi (crying): IT'S NO USE! I'LL NEVER BE RID OF THESE STUPID HICCUPS!

Me: Let me work my magic.

I use my shapeshifting powers and I turn into the Sanders-Thing from 2011's The Thing and I scared the living daylights out of her and it was really bad that she fainted.

I reverted back and Laney used smelling salts on Yumi and she woke up.

Me: Did it work?

Yumi wasn't hiccuping.

Yumi: It worked!

Me: It sure did. Sorry I scared you like that and Kate, I'm sorry I scared you too.

Kate L.: No worries J.D,

Yumi: No worries. But that was really scary.

Me: Sorry about that Yumi.

Yumi: It's all right.

We resumed watching our shows.


Part 4: The Bluffington Bully


In the Living Room we were watching TV. Then the alarm went off.

Me: Uh oh.

We went to the computer and we saw trouble in the city of Bluffington, Virginia. It was telling us that local bully Roger Klotz was causing trouble.

Nicole: Oh man. I hate this guy!

Me: Do you have a history with Roger Klotz?

Nicole: You could say that dad. Roger Klotz is one of the targets on my bounty hunting list. Here's his poster.

Nicole pulled out a wanted poster of Roger Klotz and it had a bounty of $500,000,000.00 on it.

Me: Wow! That's really good money. Anyway lets head out there!

We headed out to Bluffington, Virginia.


In Bluffington, Virginia Roger was waiting when Miranda appeared.

Roger: What do you want, Miranda?

Miranda: I came to check up on you and your Aggron's progress.

Roger: Well, so far, the two of us have only taken out dumb people. I haven't even run into Funnie or Team Loud Phoenix Storm yet.

Miranda: Well, Zsasz was also stuck with murdering dumb people before he died. But don't worry. I'll be sending a Stealth Sneak Heartless Robot to help you out when Team Loud Phoenix Storm gets here. (teleports out of the area)

Roger's Aggron just threw a kid named Eric Cartman into the center of the road.

Cartman (Crying hysterically): Meeeeeeeeeeeeeem! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! Meeeeeeeeeeeeem! (gets run over by a car)

But just as he was about to get hit by the car, at the last possible second I appeared out of nowhere and stopped the car with my hands and saved Eric.

Me: That was a close one. Are you all right?

Eric nodded.

Me: Roger you have absolutely no shame for hurting people.

Kevin (to Roger): You're using a Pokemon to attack people?! You're even worse then I used to be!

Lucy: This is a whole new low, even for you. I may enjoy the darkness but your heart is blacker than mine.

Francis: Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone with a Pokemon? That's no fun!

With that, Aggron stops.

Francis (remembering what the Joker taught him once): The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions...

Roger then walked up to Francis.

Francis:...right?

Roger: Right...

Roger grabs Francis by the collar and holds him by the neck to stare into his eyes.

Roger: I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...

Francis: Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline...(chuckles) is the one you don't see coming!

Francis kicked him in the face and Roger let him go.

Me: An Aggron. I already have one but you don't Nico.

Nico: I sure don't.

May: He would be perfect for you.

Me: He sure would but lets focus on the matter at hand.

Nico: Roger Klotz, you have failed this city! (fires Webstor's web into his eyes)

Roger: Oh yuck! You're not the only one that wants to pulverize you freak!

Suddenly Roger was being picked up by an invisible force.

Me: What the?

Nico: What is happening to him?

The force revealed itself and it was a chameleon Heartless called Stealth Sneak.

Me: A Stealth Sneak Heartless!

Lori: How did Roger literally get one of those?

Me: I don't know.

Then my computer vision turned on and it analyzed the creature and it was really a robot that looks like a Stealth Sneak.

Me: That's not a real Stealth Sneak. It's a robot that looks like a Stealth Sneak.

Laney: That is really unusual.

Chazz: We got this! Come on Star Girl!

Star Girl: You got it Chazz!

Star Girl fired a blast of light from her staff and Chazz summoned his Infernal Incinerator and it fired a huge blast of purple fire.

Chazz and Star Girl: FIRESTORM LIGHT INFERNO!

The blasts combined and turned into a solar flare blast and it hit the Stealth Sneak and blew it apart. Laney used her magic to make the creature real and made it our ally without the Heartless parts.

Me: Nice job guys.

Rhino: Time for my Final Smash.

Rhino used his Final Smash!

Rhino: RHINO STAMPEDE CHARGE!

He charged and went at the Aggron and rammed it with the force of 100 rhinoceroses and knocked it out.

Me: It's all yours man!

Nico: Thanks! Pokeball go!

He threw a Pokeball at the Aggron and it went into the ball and the red light turned off and he caught it.

Me: Way to go Nico!

Nico: Thanks J.D.

Me: You're going to prison for a long time Roger. You and your principal Mr. Bone will be cell mates.

A girl named Patti Mayonnaise appeared and she gave Roger a nasty atomic wedgie causing him to scream like a little girl.

Patti: That's what you get for being a big dumb bully!

With her was Doug Funnie.

Doug: And this is for all the times you picked on me.

Doug punched Roger in the face so hard that he not only gave Roger a black eye but also knocked out a bunch of his teeth as well.

Lincoln: Wow! Nice shot.

Francis: He's actually the assistant principal.

Me: Oh. My bad.

We went into the school and we busted in to Mr. Lamar Bone's office.

Me: Lamar Bone, you are under arrest.

Nico: Lamar Bone, you have failed this city! (sprays Stinkor's stench at him)

FART!

The smell was so horrible that he couldn't breathe. Mr. Bone and Roger were both arrested and sentenced to life in prison without parole in the Jupiter Prison. Everyone was so glad to see them both go. Roger was the worst bully in the school and Mr. Bone was the meanest assistant principal in the city.

Back at headquarters we were glad that 2 more bullies were gone.

Rocky: You know Sydney and Nanette, my monster form is very similar to your Underground monster forms.

Sydney: They sure are.

Nanette: It is very similar.

Me: Yep. But we did help out Doug as well. He was given the $500,000,000.00 bounty and he and his family are now filthy rich.

Lincoln: They sure are. And Roger will never be welcome in Bluffington ever again.

Me: No they won't.

It was a good time for them.

THE END


Another fanfiction complete.

I wanted to make this chapter 4 parts. I got the idea for us looking at fanfics out of the blue and the two stories I picked are That Engineers 2 stories What is A Sibling Worth? and Syngenesophobia. I'm not criticizing them. They're great stories. The Skittles commercials were so cool and I liked a lot of them. Doug was a funny and great show back 25 years ago. It was first made by Nickelodeon until Disney bought it. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.